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Sunday, July 16, 2017

Sunday In House Gists - Most Hilarious Or Embarrassing Moment

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We have had several posts searchable on google with the above headlines and you will Laugh and laugh and laugh...
Lets make more laughter......





Or is there an embarrassing/hilarious moment you witnessed happening to someone else?


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  1. I have but my eyes are so blurred from headache.

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    1. Sorry mami you will be fine 😘

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    2. Met my boo when I was serving. I was living in a compound of only two tenants, d other lady is also a copa. One day, my neighbor traveled for weekend so boo came around. D gate was locked and we were alone in the house so we didnt bother to enter bedroom or even bring down the curtain while we were knacking. As d thing de sweet de go, na him we hear key sound for door, person de try open door. Before I say Jack! Boo just pack him clothes for hand bend down for ground begin crawl de rush enter room. Lolzz, he looked very funny. A grown man, naked and crawling 😂 😂 😂. Thank God there was key on the door so she could not open it, had to put on my clothes to go open the gate for her. As I enter inside, boo don wear cloth finish o, say him no collect again.... Till today, I call him Spider Man cos of that day.

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    3. How is ur spider man doing? Hahhaa

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    4. How is ur spider man doing? Hahhaa

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    5. You should have yourself checked out quickly, you could be having a stroke. God forbid but it is important to see a doctor asap!

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  2. How y'all doing?

    I'm here to read and laugh. Lizzyberryboosnatcher... How you doing?.

    I so miss this blog. One more to go, and I will be free!

    I spoke to Beloved, and she is fine BUT...

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    1. Remember little me with my chiffon gown on a visit to Lagos from PH and went with cousins working on broad street to then western house to eat and on descending the stairs, this gusty wind blew up my gown and haaa my cute bum and see through pants were on display, tried to hold it down but who sai...my village people at work, my cousins male and female first opened mouth before coming to help but no, the wind was sent.. I ran down the stairs with cloth up and people parted for me till i reached down and gown came down. Kaaai tears ran down my face and i went back to PH and swore off chiffon flowy gown and cover my bum with shorts when wearing gown. Lagos na waaa i swear.

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    2. Mon Sucre.... I missed ur troubles... I didn't snatch ur boo baby

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  3. It happened last week Sunday,everyone kept admiring my blouse,pastor asked me to come to the altar,my bra strap was dangling out of my blouse..I was so embarrassed,i just pushed it inside and went from the altar to the ladies..

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    1. Embarassing😀
      During my university days, my girlfriend had this guy who wanted to take us out for lunch. We went to this fine restaurant in town and while ordering, she requested for fried rice and chicken, I asked for garri with egusi soup and goat meat.... the guy was with his friend and they were cheering me up, he said "correct Naija girl, no forming like your friend" 😀😀
      We started devouring the food, I took one big meat and threw it inside my mouth to chew but this yeye meat went down my throat and got stucked..... it couldn't go down, I tried and tried and tried ,by then I was having difficulty in breathing and I need to act fast. One of the guys noticed my eyes were getting red , he asked if I was okay, I gave him an affirmative reply by nodding my head but nah so person take dey die go o . I quickly opened my mouth , put my hand down my throat and dragged this silly meat out, everyone eating there paused and stared in bewilderment 😳😳 shame no dey for life and death matter o. My friend was almost rolling on the floor, laughing like a jackass. I lost my appetite and asked the girl that served us to get me liquid hand wash to wash my hands thoroughly that I'm done eating this painful food. Unknown to me, she just brought it out from the storehouse so it wasn't open...I opened the lid and was pressing it hard, saying to my self "why is this thing not coming out" then the worst happened ..... the lid went off and all the liquid poured out, on my hand and some on the table... that is to say,I emptied the morning fresh dishwashing liquid 😂😂 another round of stare, the guys looked at me again ...gosh!!! I was so embarrassed. I stood up and told my girlfriend that I'm heading home, that day just wasn't my day at all 😂😂

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    2. Are you there God... it's me Minx16 July 2017 at 16:27

      Omg!!! Only you?

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    3. LMAO@ Shennel..
      Double wahala😂😂😂😂

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    4. @shennel. 🤣 . That day was just not your day.pele

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    5. @Are you there God... only me o 😂
      @ Iphie.... that day wasn't funny I swear😂😂
      @ Sabongida lol. Yes o .

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    6. Lol @ shame no dey for life and death matter o.

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    7. Chia, shennel I'm wondering how you managed to walk out of that place 🤣🤣🤣. Did your friend go with you 😜

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    8. @shennel, ur village people were at work on ur case that day. Lmao..

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    9. @Abamade😂 Yes o.
      @Ehi Grace I went home alone, I had to leave before I go cause stare No 3😂
      @Justyswt chai, they don't want me to shine that day, lol.

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  4. Walking around in my yard with my breast out of my blouse after breasfeeding.dat is i forgot to put it back inside after breastfeeding.men in d yard looking at me somehow.when i later found out after 30mins when i noticed i was very embarassed.

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    1. Say whaaaat?
      Oh my gosh. I can breathe 😂😂

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    2. Chisos😨😨😨😨😨😨

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    3. Happened to me as well,just finished breastfeeding my baby and forgot to put my breast back,a maintenance guy came to fix something in my apartment,being the only one at home, I went to open the door for him,noticed he was looking at me somehow and kept asking silly questions,didn't realize it was all because of the free show, immediately he left, I looked at my chest and saw my breast left uncovered. Couldn't tell my hubby till now. I felt so ashamed of myself

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  5. I don't know if this can be classified as embarrassing or hilarious!
    Today, while in church all eyes was on me, I quickly checked my tucked-in blouse and my pant if there was stained or maybe rumpled, but, there was nothing of such. I looked at my son seating quietly besides me, he was only playing with the hymn book opening it leaflet per leaflet. I said to myself thank God.

    After the mass, as usual, we say hi to each other, you guys need to see the way all the women came to me asking me if I was ok? With a big smile on my face, I answered them politely saying YES.

    I was still contemplating why they were all so nice to me with their beautiful smilez when one of the British lady murmured to me about my bald head. That was when I realized that it was my bald head that's causing all the fuss.

    Even the Priest complimented my bald head.

    These Caucasians believes that anyone who suddenly went from carrying a full hair head to a well shaven head is suffering from the big named sickness (cancer).
    I had to quickly tell few of them the reason I shaved my hair off my head.

    When I told my husband, he was just laughing. I told him in my country we don't see it as a big deal.

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    1. Lol. Even in Nigeria here, an older woman can't just cut her Hair bald. They will still question her

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    2. Those days here,If you shave off your hair abruptly,they think you are mourning.
      I can imagine the stare😂😂🤣🤣

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    3. 🤣🤣🤣. Sorry dear.
      Wrong assumption

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  6. Dem no dey embarrass me every day, no vex.

    I no say una go get plenty stories.

    Make I quick buy coke and my fav crisps, I dey come.

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  7. Visited my parents during my leave, went to dad's room and went to the dressing table ... I could believe my eyes when I saw Durex play lube. 😳.
    As shocked as I was , I made a mistake by going to ask mum , who was at the kitchen at the time.
    I was like mum.... mmmmmm... so you and dad hmmm you are using DPL... and she said oooooooooooooo, u try well well... isn't it nice ... you want ur father to go and have it outside.
    At that point I closed my ears ... and didn't want to hear what she was saying .
    I was embarrassed from the images I created in my head.
    The next morning I was just looking at my father somehow 🤣

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    1. Your parents enjoying themselves lol.
      Try and erase the thought from your head. It Will get to a time they will not be able to do the DO again.
      Let then enjoy it now when they still can.

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    2. hhahaahhahahhaha@ Sabongida I can imaging what will be in your head when you saw your dad!
      Abeg leave your lovely parents make they fuck!U no dey fuck?lol

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    3. Ewwwwwww...Lol... I can imagine, I remembered a time when I was little and I walked into my parents room and they were having sex, and mum worsened the whole situation by telling me later that my dad was looking for his "pants"(on top of her 😂) I never wanted to see my father again, 😂

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    4. Hmmm. But that was how they birthed you nau

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    5. 😀😀😀😂@looking at my father somehow

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    6. Our house in the village babe no ceiling and our room is next to my parents room. One night I just woke up ease myself o, I couldn't sleep back again. They were doing the DO, daddy was making some funny noises, mum was just forming Baddoo, she was doing silent moans, the bed too was not helping matters. Sometimes I will just be looking at them with one kind eye 👀

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    7. Is it not through the act of sex that you came to this world?leave them to have fun biko.

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    8. Sabo you went to ask her?🤣🤣😂😂
      Eeewwww@Roseberry. You even listened long enough😳

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    9. Sabo you had the mind to go and ask. You get mind,😜😜

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  8. Can't think of any.I will wait for comment.

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  9. Have to get my juice with biscuit

    Reading mode activated.. Free free to join me




    Mc pinky

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  10. Lol,mine was wen I met my ex,he was very rich and really posh,so I wanted to keep up with his kind of lifestyle,I started forming posh and lying that my father was once a minister,I'll borrow things from friends,just to keep up,funny enough the nigga was a very stingy guy,I lied to him that I live in one of the posh areas in abuja(I won't mention names)and he really believed me and was treating me like a princess,(not knowing i was just a struggling girl living in one very local village in abuja)until oneday after seeing him,I told him that I wanted to go home and he offered to drop me,I was really nervous and sweating like a Christmas goat,I tried talking him out of it but he refused,wen we got to the area I claimed,I asked him to stop at a particular fine building,I came down and thought Oga was going to drive off but he refused and wanted to see me go in(according to him "he wanted to be sure I was safe")by dis time I was shaking,hot shit and piss coupled with cold started catching me,I walked slowly to the gate and knocked and the gate man opened and asked me who I was looking for,I formed one name and the gate man said nobody like that lives there, and I started begging the gate man to let me go in,all dis while my nigga was watching, na so gateman start to dey shout o,and started embarrassing me and calling me a thief,my nigga came down and asked what was going on,and asked if dis wasn't my house,by that time two other people had arrived and was asking me who I looking for,I started trying to explain myself to my guy,the nigga just looked at me and hissed and drove off,omo that day I envied people with magical powers by force,it was as if the ground should open and swallow me, I was really embarrassed, I developed malaria right there,the gateman and the other two were not making things easy for me, they called me names no be small,till today that nigga doesn't pick my calls,I learnt my lesson that day sha,I will never again claim what I am not just to please people, if u don't like me the way I am,then forget it,sorry for the epistle

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    1. Funke Funke..🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

      Lol,the things I learn on here@ Funke🤣🤣😂😂

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    2. Omg savage. You should have explained the situation amd offered the gateman money just to let you step in.

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    3. Shame dey even catch me as I was reading Lol

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    4. Sorry dear....thank God you have learnt your lesson.

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    5. 15:05 thank your God they did not arrest you. Na wa. It's a good thing that you have now changed.

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    6. ...and you still tried calling him?
      You get mind..

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  11. I remember an embarrassing moment that a friend went through back in secondary school.
    So I went to a boarding school and we had a general bathroom and a general toilet that we hardly used except it was freshly washed.
    We preferred the famous shot put🤓
    Can't say I blame anyone as you couldn't use the bathroom or toilet due to poo everywhere. Some would even leave their poo there in the nylon or paper, while some would go as far as just pooing on the bare floor(seniors did this a lot).
    It's a wonder how we ever had our baths there; imagine trying to bathe between two steaming or old globs but we did it and that's boarding school for you.

    Back to my story, one Saturday a couple of my housemates were at the side of dorm(what we called a place we fetch water) and one of us wanted to poo.
    We told her to go inside the bathroom or toilet but she refused saying she'd do it outside - side of the hostel. Why cos at weekends, our cleaners don't come and both bathroom and toilets would be as filthy as sin.

    We even told her she didn't have to go all the way inside, that anyone could pass there at the time and see her but she said no.
    My girl squatted and began doing her thing in the nylon while we stayed a distance away doing our own thing when we sighted 2 handymen that were supposed to come work around the toilets.
    Shit, this girl just froze even when we told her to run.
    Whether na shock o or she hadn't finished conducting her business o, or maybe the fact that her pant was down to her knees, I don't know. She gave Sigidi a run for his money that day.

    The men sha passed by and she bowed her head but then we got a shocker.
    One of them recognized her and said, "Funke(not real name), well done, se da da o."
    Y'all should have seen her face. Girl is dark but I swear she turned red.
    We all laughed and had to practically snap her out of her shock so she could clean up and go inside cos she wouldn't move.
    I doubt she ever did shot put outside again

    For those who'd ask how the man knew her, handy men come time to time to fix stuff within and outside the hostel. In time, you come to know you.

    Hope I didn't bore you.

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    1. You just made me have memories of boarding school esp the toilet part, Ewwww.
      Was just having the imagination because I can relate. Both poo and pads... Ewwww, don't want to imagine anything of sort again

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    2. Boarding house toilets those days were gross!
      Dunno how I ever survived. #Shivers

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    3. I just remembered how our school toilets were then,I can't even imagine using such toilets now.

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    4. Ewww! Tell me about it, I washed that toilet wella in my junior year in sch cos I was always getting into trouble with the seniors

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    5. AbaMade say what?????
      I never got 'Toilet' as part of my daily chore in school.. Never!!
      I'd faint or something.. Or fall sick.. Or start doing sign language.😂🤣🤣
      Anything but not toilet washing. Heck I will even become a day student😢😢😢😢😢

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  12. My most embarrassing moment is when I was in secondary school SS2 to be precise (16yrs).I went to visit my Aunty in Lagos on a holiday. There was this fine towel that her fiance bought for her that I so much love, each time she goes to work I will just tie the towel, come downstairs and be jisting with compound guys.
    My Aunty has caught me several times and warned me to leave that towel that it's a gift from her soon to be husband but I wouldn't listen. It got to the point that she even went to market and bought a towel for me so that I will leave her own but for where? I still preferred that her own cos it's very beautiful and I've lied to the guys that the towel belongs to me.
    So on that faithful evening, she came back from work and saw me with this same towel, I didn't even notice that she was back because I was busy as usual charting with those guys. She quietly came through my back to where I was standing and forcefully removed the towel from my body and strolled inside. Oluwa egbameoooo... I didn't know if I should cover the down part or the upper part cos I was only wearing my pant. I ran ahead of her straight to my room with unimaginable shame! Those guys laughed at me ehn,Since then, I was hiding my self until I came back to Enugu.

    Aunty Nkem I've forgiven you ooo but you self know say you no try

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  13. Hmm went to lecture and earlier on had tasted my baby's food.I have a severe issue of lactose intolerance.While teaching I think or I feel I farted😂😂😂the saving grace is that I stand quite far from them. Gosh I was higly embarrassed😂😂those my students for Uniport no good at all 😂😂😂

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    1. I can imagine!
      Anytime you are taking regular Milk,better be close to your toilet.🤣🤣🤣😂

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  14. To that lady that came screaming at me on Wednesday at Eko hotel asking if I comment on a 'certain blog' ,yes it's me ! . I feigned ignorance because : 1> I was with business associates .2> Don't burst into people's table screaming.3> yes I was embarrassed. I hope we meet again in a more convenient environment.
    Always and truly.
    I am king.

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  15. Remember little me with my chiffon gown on a visit to Lagos from PH and went with cousins working on broad street to then western house to eat and on descending the stairs, this gusty wind blew up my gown and haaa my cute bum and see through pants were on display, tried to hold it down but who sai...my village people at work, my cousins male and female first opened mouth before coming to help but no, the wind was sent.. I ran down the stairs with cloth up and people parted for me till i reached down and gown came down. Kaaai tears ran down my face and i went back to PH and swore off chiffon flowy gown and cover my bum with shorts when wearing gown. Lagos na waaa i swear.

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  16. Remember little me with my chiffon gown on a visit to Lagos from PH and went with cousins working on broad street to then western house to eat and on descending the stairs, this gusty wind blew up my gown and haaa my cute bum and see through pants were on display, tried to hold it down but who sai...my village people at work, my cousins male and female first opened mouth before coming to help but no, the wind was sent.. I ran down the stairs with cloth up and people parted for me till i reached down and gown came down. Kaaai tears ran down my face and i went back to PH and swore off chiffon flowy gown and cover my bum with shorts when wearing gown. Lagos na waaa i swear.

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  17. So yesteday i took a pen and made a tatoo of an engagement ring on my ring finger,i do it sometimes..in faith tho... Later my sis comes into the house with a guy,didnt know who at first,even 4got i made a drawing on my finger,later called me that i have a visitor,so i come out and its my ex,we broke up Feb and hv never spoken to each other since then. He came to apologise. After getting over that shock,i got another shocker when i heard him say'whats that drawimg on ur finger?is that a ring? is that the ring you want? Me.ermm..yea,i like it. Didnt know what to say,hope he didnt see how embarrassed i was that he saw that.

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  18. I wanted to carry Hoelosho one day. After all my grammar she told me 'I don't follow people home'. So I thought maybe I could rephrase and I said 'ok we'd use an hotel. I can get a room right above The Place restaurant, there's one there'.

    She then called my full names first and last '*insert full name*, I don't follow men home or to hotels, I'm not what you think I am'. I didn't know her and I still don't but I nearly enter ground mehnnn. I have stopped carrying runs girls since.

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    1. I just can't stopped laughing at your comment!
      Good you learnt your lesson.

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    2. You're a disgrace to your dp

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    3. Maybe she's your village person or you guys went to the same school.

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  19. The most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me in my almost 40 years on earth was the day I called my sister and her line was switched off. I wanted the ground to just open and swallow me that day.Till today, I still have chills when I remember that day.

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    1. Meaning?

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    2. Abeg shut up, e don do,what's so embarrassing about calling ur sister and her phone was switched off,u sing it like anthem here everyday,u silly nitwit,u mustn't comment o,shebi u know,fool @40

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    3. Na wa for ur most embarrassing day ooo

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    4. U re a fool. Get lost

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    5. Hahahaahha
      You always drop this comment

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    6. Wetin you drink last?😕

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    7. Lol this funny anon, you have not stopped this act

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    8. When last did you take antimalarials?

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    9. Lol....this always gets me lmao

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  20. Mmmm.I once went for an interview. Before going,I stopped by a buka and had a plate of vegetable soup with eba.Hot and spicy just the way I like it. Big mistake! I got to the company and started feeling pressed. Their Secretary directed me to the toilet which was next door to the interview room. I went in and did my business. The smell was horrible! As I wanted to flush the toilet afterwards,I found out there was no water! I started sweating seriously, thinking of the next thing to do.just then I heard someone asking if there was a leak in the toilet pipe. My heart sank.The secretary said nooo. That its one of the girls that came for the interview and that she's been in there for more than thirty mins pooing. She now started knocking asking if I was OK. I opened the door a little to see her holding her nose and timidly told her I needed water to flush the toilet. She directed their cleaner to provide some for me. I came out to see that the interview could not take place again.The stench chased everyone away. Needless to say, I never got a call back.

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    1. Omg! Hahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    2. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😅😅😅😅😆😆😅😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

      This one pass village witch parole mehn.

      Your continent witches are using your pic as handfan

      Repeat after me...My father my maker, any witches in the world using my picture as hand fans, Die by Fire!!!!😈

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    3. Choi! Choi! Diar is God! Your poo na weapon of mass destruction.

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    4. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Lmao@ My father,my maker😂😂😂😂
      I don learn another one.

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    5. Who wan call u b4? Mk u use ur shyt bomb dissolve a whole company???? C me lagging into TODAY Jesus this is hilarious. Hahahhaahhaha. Stella this person deserves an award abeg... Oh is gonna b a sweet week ahead laughted from 11;57- 12;05. Poster I wish u what u just gave me, a laughter filled week IJN

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  21. My recent embarrassing moment happened on Friday morning on SDK abuja group chat when I invited some of my bvn members to a connectors seminar in disguise cos that is how we do it, only for someone who has a different opinion about my approach decided to call me scam and a deceiver. I was truly hurt and embarrassed cos I meant no harm. I actually meant well for the good of my fellow bvn members. I had a bad day allthroigh that day from that shock cos I didn't know how to go about explaining myself. Anyway it's all past now. I wish all my Abuja bvn members on our adorable whatsapp group the best always.

    Yours truly

    Dberrys

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  22. My most embarassing moment happened last year in my previous place of work. I felt like shitting after work hours but i decided to hold it till i get home( you know how we all love our private toilets). Fortunately my junior brothers came to meet me at work and we sat on d last roll. On getting to Oshodi i realised my tummy was acting funny before getting to Anthony Oke i don shit for body and all my legs,i had to off my pant and put it inside a nylon. My younger one had to give me his shirt to clean my legs. When we got to our bus stop na so fly begin dey follow me, was so embarrassing. Since then anywhere shit catch me na there i dey shit o...

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    1. HahagHahaha....my belle oooooo...haha haha rolling on the floor

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  23. Abeegi ore mi release comments haaba, after typing no show.

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