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Tuesday, 25 July 2017

Tuesday In House News

*Sneezes*
Hello Everyone...I have been sneezing like someone has been shouting they love me from somewhere..LOL.
I hope you Tuesday has so far been a blast?...
God Bless you all...And your hustle.

We could do with some harmless drama huh?Like ''Humpty dumpty sat on the wall and humpty dumpty came on SDK Blog..''





CHINWE IS FACE OF TUESDAY IHN


Hello beautiful stella,
my name is chinwe and i'm a huge fan of your blog infact more like an sdk blog addict(lol)..i hope i qualify for face of IHN..
Dear bvs and sdk blog addicts feel free to contact me on 07086982143, 07086971770..for your cocktails and mocktails for all kinda events..There'll definitely be discounts for the sdk blog family..thanks..xoxo!



Beautiful eyes you got Chinwe


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BUSINESS MEME





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BUSINESS MEME





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A STEWARD NEEDED FOR A FIRM GUEST HOUSE


My firm is in dire need of a male STEWARD preferably a Calabarian .

Location is Lagos state.

Interested applicant should send Cv to okeremaryndudi@yahoo.com


*side eyes at your other request....open another email for that one and resend..lol



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SUPERNATURAL CHILDBIRTH BOOK


I need a soft copy of the book 'Supernatural childbirth' Mothers in the house, please help. My email is topound706@gmail.com


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FROM MONDAY CHRONICLE POSTER

Stella I just want to say a great big thank you to you and all the BVS. They only confirmed my heart decision. U won't believe I prayed and asked God for a sign and u won't believe that sometimes he uses things to convey his messages.

Saturday and Sunday on African magic epic both movies that were shown, looked as though God was trying to show me what my life would entail if I continued on this journey and it was not a good scene.

I read all the comments and I could see not one person said stay. I believe God has spoken and so I will maintain the forgiveness but will forge ahead with my life.

Thanks a million and may God increase u on every side.

Your story is really messy...I feel so bad for you because you are so lovely to look at..I wonder how a man will leave a woman like you to go after asawos....Just wondering if you are the problem or if he is sick.....
Goodluck with whatever you decide to do....And those of you insinuating you know this poster,you might be mistaking her for someone else.



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 SCAM VACANCY ALERT


i saw a vacancy on your blog for a job vacancy on Wednesday, i decided to apply for the post of a customer care executive.

i got a text for an interview for Monday, with their address as 95, Ikorodu Street Fadeyi Bustop. without them stating the name of their company and what they do, i went there, we were asked to wait outside.

We were about 10 of us. We found the name of the place ACR group, we checked on line there and all we saw was for an engineering firm that produce abrasive and wares. one person stood up and left though.

 i checked and noticed the place was just a small hall used as office,.

in my mind i thought that place was their conference room , and, the whole building was fro the office business.

We were called in for the first stage of the interview (Written) . We were asked to keep our phones aside. the name of the firm written on the sheet they gave us was Ambassador Care Research and consultancy.

 We all passed the written interview and were asked to come in for the oral in threes.

they asked for our CVs, and asked questions like they were a firm. and they asked us to seat in a the small hall for the last stage of the interview. they asked us all not to bring out our phones during thi stage or go pick any calls.

While we were all settled they called a lady came to talk to us , and said she could see the disappointment on our faces, because we expected a proper office.

And she started telling us how she joined and made 70,000  on her first day, how we just get to come for training twice a week and how we have to take one proposal they have written to companies so they can allow us talk on cancer, how we would get to do  cancer screening at a particular price for the organisations and how the money becomes ours if we are partners.

they also said we can also be partners and employ workers. lol. at this point a girl stood up and left.

They called one Mr Femi, as their Managing Director. he came out and started saying the same thing the girl said and said he studied accounting or so, but hes toiling the medical field.

he said he wants to employ just 3 people, yinmu,and he has people outside waiting for training. double yinmu,  lool.  He made us jump and say we are happy to be partners. he employed a;l of us as partners and asked us to pay the sum of 7800 to get the job. some one said she ll pay, when he saw it was just one person He said we all have to pay the money today to be in his team. he kept persuading. then he said if we have half of the money and can pay later we should stand. another lady stood. one lady said she was leaving and going back to her office, he said she can pay the money and they will help her earn her money and so presentations for her,

the rest of us that couldn't pay the money he sent us away loool. i learnt from the lady that he collected 500naira from her to get the form since she wasn't having any money. and one of them followed the first lady to the bank to withdraw her 7800..
they gave us 6 things they need for us to be partner
1. our Cv
2. 5 Investment Plans
3. Business growth Idea.. lol
4. Two passport photograph
5. one guarantor letter religious leader or government worker
6.Training and license fee 7800 naira only ..lool

Come and see enough brain washing



Please note the name of the company in case I forget and post it and I suggest anyone who is going for their interviews again should capture their faces so that we can call them out properly...And just in case they are reading this,please do not contact me again........Make everybody stay 'em lane oh.



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IYA IBEJI SERIES

SLAYER CAUGHT RED HANDED
Remember those days when yaba stock jeans were IT.  So there was this day I asked a friend let's call her Kemi to follow me to yaba make we go bend down select. 

We got to yaba and as we were about to cross to the railway side Kemi saw a friend from school, they attend Covenant university. Let's call the friend Stella (winks)  ....

So kemi and Stella started gisting and catching up as they were on holidays .
I had to drag them to where I was buying my jeans and as I started selecting I  asked for their opinions and they started selecting with me.

Not quiet  long a young boy and girl walked pass us and called out to Stella and started laughing and said so this is where you girls shop. Stella became angry at Kemi.

STELLA: I told you I didn't want to come here.  Now they will go to school and tell everyone I do bend down select 

KEMI: but everyone knows you shop abroad .

STELLA: didn't you hear them?
ME: Don't mind them I'm sure they came to do same

STELLA: Aunty please you don't understand my reputation is at stake here. 
ME: Sorry o

This is what really happened, Stella is from a wealthy home and yes she does her vacation and shopping abroad. She is a slayer on campus.  Always talking about stores and labels. And as devil wan dey her case the people that "caught" her at bend down selecting are people wey their mouth no dey stay one place. 

Anyways they returned to school and the gist went round that she does yaba stock jeans. It took her a while to get groove back and all the while Kemi bore the heat.

 I just think that's private university students problem . In Uniben hall 1 then they bring second hand clothes and we had no problems selecting don't know about now though.

The Iya beji 1


Hhahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahaha thanks for using my name,replace it with Chikito na she fit that role you described....


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NOTE TO YOU



238 comments:

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Adadioramma said...

My Lord is so mindful of me.
Welcome IHN.

Joblesshousewife said...

One Love

Appreciate you all.

Joblesshousewife

STARRY LARRY said...

It's Tuesday IHN, I greet you all. May the peace and love of God be with you.

Hi to Ideato
Hi to Miss Ess
Hi to Sharondbaron(welcome on board dear, looking forward to your comments)
Hi to Tetrina
Hi to Bee 10
Hi to XP
Hi to Fab mum
Hi to sexy daddy and his sexy wife
Hi to St. Frankool
Hi to Isaacson
Hi to Otele master(you know yourself now)
Hi to Oluwadarasimi
Hi to Ijay
Hi to ukwu diamond
Hi to Chameleon
Hi to joblesshousewife (sorry about your dad, may God be with you, welcome to our club, 'The Fatherless Club')
Hi to @Galore @Anonymous Orubebe
Hi to Elastic
Hi to Ed
Hi to krix and his IPhone 7
Hi to Rex
Hi to Eka joy
Hi to Alloy Chikezie
Hi to Swag LA fresh.
Hi to everyone
If your name is not there, no vex, meet me in the next episode.

No mind my joblessness, in times like this, I tends to make myself happy




*Larry was here*

FLUFFYCAKE Lagos 07056157039 said...

Do not be afraid to color outside the lines. Take risks and do not be afraid to fail. Know that when the world knocks you down, the best revenge is to get up and continue forging ahead.Do not be afraid to be different or to stand up for what’s right. Never quiet your voice to make someone else feel comfortable. No one remembers the person that fits in. It’s the one who stands out that people will not be able to forget.

- Nancy Arroyo Ruffin

IsaacBABA (BUY YOUR CHEAP MTN DATA FOR AS LOW AS N700...call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Much love guys....SDK BLOG rocks big time....the support has been amazing since morning,it just shows we are lovely and happy people here who truly support one another and want me to grow....bless up to you all for also spreading the word to their friends on my behalf and the biggest thanks goes to my very own NWANYIOMA SDK(God continue to bless you abundantly amen)....Have a lovely day guys...much love

same girl said...

Dear JHW, My sincere condolence, may God comfort your family and give you the ability to keep making your dad proud... Hello Emjay, if you ever get to see this, may God replenish all that was lost...Hey house, eeerrmm errrrmmm, not much to say, I love you, you and you... Kisses ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Anu Funke said...

Hiya everyone

Chike TEFLON said...

My Chikito, ugegbe oyibo m 1 worldwide,My Anike, my virtuous wife... Honestly speaking, since you "ROBBERED" my heart my love for you has been so strong. Please don't return it because I'm THE FIRMOUS AMU-RUBBER who ROBBERED your heart also. My life has been SuckSexFul... Thanks to Ed who inspired me by SUCKprising Elastic and also to BLOGLORD for telling me to always FUCKgive and FUCKget whenever my boo offend me( the real MVBM I clear road for you ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)
Chameleon special thanks to you for letting me know that problem might arise in family like erect dick. That no matter the size and hardness of the vein, if I accommodate it like a wet "juliana" it will fall like a bwess *in kelvin's voice *

Good morning all my lovely BVs and welcome to IHN. (please don't correct me. Rain makes it look like morning here in Benin City. If you want to clear your curiosity kindly tell your Ancestor KIDJO to fly you to Benin. That's the fastest means of transportation to Benin City... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚) Lol

Let me come and be going because e be like say I don dey talk too much ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Love Struck said...

I am here to mark register.

Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady said...

Iya ibeji series be replacing mama nnuku of old

SWEETIE said...

You don't have to be perfect to be amazing ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

"You can never control who you fall in love with, even if you're in the most sad confused time of your life. You don't fall in love with people cause they're fun. It just happens."
~Kirsten Dunst

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

Chinwe you are pretty

amanda favour said...

Good afternoon bvs
Chai!!!, I don miss our blog die
My kids won't let me be great
I can't wait for them to start holidays classes
#motherhoodrocks....hehehe
Shanz Baby,what's up?, you're just appearing and dissappearing. Hope you're fine?
Hi victorious Ehis and Sandy yo?
Ayam coming

sexy Daddy said...

IHN is here! Stella dear sorry for the cold ooo.Faces of IHN looking beautiful.

Let me relax well to finish this my Akpu and OHa soup.So yummy!

YELENA BELIEVE said...

Aww!!! The note to you describes my current mood.

miss Aboki the great said...
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St.FranKooL.... said...

#That awkward moment when you realize you probably shouldn't have told someone something.

Atheist ™ said...

yeah, i went anonymous... so fuck what? i didnt want to start receiving emails on sex questions like b4, then i remembered iv deactivated my email on my profile, & reposted wit my ID... y'all screaming busted, wat did u "bust"? i dont troll or insult ppl on a blog, thrs no joy in that... kisses iphone dearie.

amanda favour said...

Ehen, doppelganger I saw your post late last night
You're Bae, your fro is on point and your complexion is bae

The General's Wife said...

Clean,Fresh,Beautiful Face Of INH๐Ÿ˜
And you look like a Very good person too.
There are faces u just see and you are like "Yea! She must be an Angel!

Angel Chinwe!๐Ÿ˜

Greatlady. said...

Afternoon people.
Chinwe, pretty girl.
Everywhere is boring to me. Rain worsened the boredom with Cold.

๐Ÿ‘‹ bye.

Anonymous said...

You could see the yesterday chronicle poster had no issues with what was written. Wondered why some folks will take some comments personal and attack like sharks.

FLUFFYCAKE Lagos 07056157039 said...

@BettyIrabor: Sometimes help comes from the least expected places .. Don't be discouraged when those you believed wld help u turn their backs on you..

Rosblis Cakes Onitsha: WhatsApp: 07065023067. BBM : 7BA974AD. IG: @Rosbliscakes. For ur bespoke/novelty/wedding cakes, trainings et al. said...

Chinwe you are beautiful....
Happy Tuesday

Miss Ess said...

Shoki lo be oge

Blue said...

Always waiting for 1 oclock,God bless u stella

Madam Small Chops said...

@StarryLarry: I am not a hugger but that your hug and bright smile that day left an impression.It amazes me that you are still appreciative of that little stuff.May God always give you reasons to smile.

@Lady Port(The Potress): Kindly send me a mail with regards to your comment on IHN yesterday.

@Ripudex: Kaa nwanne madu.

@Everyone:Hello

Cynthia Iyede said...

Good afternoon everyone....

da diva said...

I saw dat vacancy post and ofcos I applied, immediately they sent me msg to come for interview I knew it was all dis GNLD ppl so I didn't even bother,I just deleted the text sharply.

If you receive any text for interview, kindly Google d address and find out about them before going,don't just go to any interview you don't even know the company's name. All these GNLD ppl are time wasters and scammers and they're everywhere in this Lagos.

Minnie Rexpect said...

Beautiful face of IHN.
All these scammers be taking advantage of people's situation. How do you come on such beautiful platform to scam someone. The way God will disgrace all those doing such ehn will be amazing. Nonsense.

Lol @iya ibeji I can imagine how the slayer felt that day. Ehya.
@Signout meme #WORD

Anonymous said...

pls who sells or rent slush machine? I really need it

Lepa shandy is back said...

Let me spread my mat here.
Bitches and whores stay clear

Miz Selena said...

Face of IHN, you are beautiful.
Those ACR scammers will never change. They keep sending me invites for jobs i did not apply for.

Cutiebee said...

I want to appreciate two angels who blessed me with 10k and 5k this morning. May God replenish their pockets and expand their coasts. Thank you Stella, may God bless you.

Ify Lovie Lovie said...

Beautiful Chinwe!

Lady Bug said...

Yes ke...

Lady Bug said...

Waiting Blue๐Ÿ˜Ž

Lady Bug said...

That's Starry for you๐Ÿ˜ƒ

le'femme said...

Ihn tide!!!!

O boy!!! That anon that replied victorious ehis on ihn abi spontaneous post u wicked....I laugh sotay my pant want tear๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

ERM,,,I am doing this for emjay she said she was robbed...

Anon was like...she was robbed,is it coconut oil"

Anon u too wicked.

Lady Bug said...

Afternoon to you too...

nina chocomile said...

Top of the afternoon y'all. Linda eze, I saw your comments on yesterday's chronicle insinuating that I'm the poSter, and that I'm barren and this isn't the 1st time you open your cursed mouth to say all the females in your family and the future ones to come are barren and TTC. Lol, you wish. Lemme tell you mudafucker, all the hatred and resentment you feel towards me will never take away my lovely 4 CHILDREN and the blessed 2 in my womb. You can take a loud speaker and try to defame me, but girl get this, : I'm a fucking proud mother of 4 cuties, and 2 on the way and so shall it remain. I can only imagine how you pray with veins sticking out your ostrich neck that Nina chocomilo (as on idiot earlier referred to me) is barren. Even the fake juju you worship will not grant you that wish in your miserable life cos arusi nkem ka'Ike. It's all the females in your family and the once to come that will suffer fibroid Linda eze. You better go and commit suicide cos I'm here to say and so are my lovely CHILDREN. Just cos you read the chronicle and saw Abuja mentioned you foolishly jumped into conclusion becos you're a bitter ugly hateful soul, and that bitterness will send you to an early gave you bitch. Channel your dark energy to something else and stop wishful thinking cos it will never happen. I will never be barren Linda, but don't forget that you can be a mother today, and become barren tomorrow...that's going to be your portion, pressed down, shaking together and running over if you dont stop referring to me as barren and stay in your lane you peice of dirty trash. Stay in your lane Linda eze or else you'll know that , that thing that is giving you power to talk trash is just a learner. Be warned you stupid illiterate.

Anonymous said...

@ job scam alert... Your own is even better, at least you all came back home safely. A friend apllied for an online job 4month ago andfound out that they use them for ritual.

Lady Bug said...

As as how?๐Ÿ˜Ž

da diva said...

Ok..I'm not gonna be mad but it's quite annoying.
I was jejely on my own when a friend of mine called me,he said he knows that I need money since I'm not working yet,dat I should forward my acc details so he can send me sumtin, I gladly and immediately sent the details ooh and was expecting to get the alert dat day......Now it's over one month I haven't seen kobo and I'm gonna ask him anything. Not like I even asked him for d money ooh,he was d one who brought it up,come raise my hope finish,one naira I no see...n no he didn't forget cos he still chats me up.๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Lady Bug said...

Na their way now๐Ÿ˜Š

le'femme said...

Ihn tide!!!!

O boy!!! That anon that replied victorious ehis on ihn abi spontaneous post u wicked....I laugh sotay my pant want tear๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

ERM,,,I am doing this for emjay she said she was robbed...

Anon was like...she was robbed,is it coconut oil"

Anon u too wicked.

Lepa shandy is back said...

Bitch is advertizing her sel.
No be only COCKTAIL, na goattail.
More Dick to your pussy

Lady Bug said...

You said much already ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Lady Bug said...

Eayah to you too๐Ÿ˜Ž

stella dimokokorkus said...

Isaacson you can still do business and comment ok?come out of your shell and participate..the thank you s are OK......
come out of anon and comment and do biz.

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�� Dreamcatcher �� said...

What the entire fuck is this? ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

flave said...

Their are so many fake job sites on the net and that is why before i go for any job interview i always google the name of the company or the address being sent for interview. With that,there is no way you wont gather enough infomation before going. This fake ACR company have sent me so many invite(both text and email) but i never made the mistake of going because i googled their address and i discovered who they are. BV that went,sorry about it o,but always confirm from google next time.

Chike TEFLON said...

Chinwe you IS fine. Igbo amaka.

Lol@ Iya Ibeji... But Stella why my Chikito nau... Lol.... My ugegbe don't mind Stella, inugo?


Yesterday's Chronicle poster, I thank God say you get sense.

sexy Daddy said...

May God bless your hustle Isaac.Try and include Airtel so that some of us will be patronising you.

Anonymous said...

Chinwe boo...so you don reach here sef.
Kisses!
Bvs biko patronise my friend, she is good

STARRY LARRY said...

Pele dear Oluwa will be with you and your family



*Larry was here*

Lady Bug said...

You sef know say time don reach to be going, Chikito,you and Chike go dey gist reach mid night ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ as both you like talk๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ž

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Chinwe is bae.
Yes Chinwe, you are beau.ti.ful.

Btw, where is my pippiiiiiilissstic??? Whenever you come, take ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—

Lady Bug said...

Okay,your name has been marked๐Ÿ˜Ž

�� Dreamcatcher �� said...

All I see is that beautiful face up there ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹

Lady Bug said...

We hear you๐Ÿ˜Ž

Lady Bug said...

๐Ÿ™‹

Anonymous said...

just wondering is pipi lee same person as North darkota or friends out to scam people. hmmmm, good actors and script writers. who else feels the same way. let me come and be going.

Anonymous said...

STELLA GOD BLESS U for reaching out to cutiebee.I read her comments some months back..that comment so touched me that day though she didn't use her ID but I knew she was the one.she wrote she was crying typing that comment and honestly I felt her pain that day.I don't have I would've reached her but I am making this promise to bless her someday no matter how little.Its well with u cutiiebee. weeping endure for a night but joy comes in d morning.

STARRY LARRY said...

Which post is that? I never see am now




*Larry was here*

Lady Bug said...

Go and buy China phone ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Hello larry

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

God bless your hustle. ๐Ÿ‘

Iphone7 said...

Fake Job adverts everywhere...
Before you go for any interview,Take up your phone and Google whatever information they sent out to you...

Don't just rush off each time you get an invite.sit down and make Google your bestie.

I was naive and fresh outta Nysc,vibrant and ready to work. Esther breakthrough came into the picture and catered with my hard earned 2k,promising me an imaginary job they never had. Thank God for growth and wisdom.

There are still a whole lot of them out there my people.be wise!

Lady Bug said...

We hear you...๐Ÿ˜Ž

Anonymous said...

Hello everyone! chi exotic thanks babe for the foundation recommendation. God bless u anyanwu otutu.

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Lolz, slip of the tongue ๐Ÿ˜

Lady Bug said...

Hmmmmmm ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚,your wash is on another level๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Soothing words fa๐Ÿ˜Ž

STARRY LARRY said...

See me dancing shoki here, I love you too dear, may you continue to progress in life, you have a beautiful heart, gentle character and free person. I will continue to announce your good deeds




*Larry was here*

Lady Bug said...

Try write a composition about the world ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Me too
Stella ๐Ÿ˜˜

Anonymous said...

Ihn don land. maami Stella U is a good woman.God bless you. Bia atheist so u go anonymous too akwaya.but u is bad gaan.saw ur advise on SP to d woman whose husband doesn't give head.Kai I envy ur babe o but bra accept Christ and make ur life perfect.

Anonymous said...

Please I need Chikito the professional fire for fire's email address, God bless you as you drop. Please don't abuse me o, I just finished eating

that chique said...

At the scam job vacancy post,when i saw the advert on that day, i tried to warn applicants since i clearly recognized their format. My advice probably didn't go down well with the owner of the blog thinking am trying to give the blog a bad name, she refused to post my comment. Some are so wicked that they invite applicants from other states who have to travel and waste time and money.

Am saying it again, please vet vacancies before posting them. There have been rumours and reports on whatsapp groups of kidnappers and ritualists using such job adverts(not saying the advert is one of them) to carry out nefarious acts. God will not allow your name to be tagged with bad reports.

And please job applicants, before going for any job interview, research by googling the name and address of the company. something will definitely come up.

Chike TEFLON said...

Adadioramma na you carry 1st today? Na you biko ooooo๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ
How is Baby doing today??

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Odogwu! Nwanna international.
Your epistle like Comment is laughter inducing๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I feel you bro.๐Ÿค˜

Meanwhile I got to read "fuckgive" from Elastic Oh.
He is is the originator of the Cray word.๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Just like @Galore founded "you are shouting" here. Na so i go mistake tell my Oga "You are shouting" when he was telling me about something I did albeit subtly.
Dude didn't understand where it was coming from (As per na just normal langua as used here when one dwells on a topic seriously) and at that point he became angry and said "shouting how?"
Before I will go...oh no, not literarily boo, dude got up and didn't bother talking again ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

When we both return home, I will really ask for his fuckgivenes. It is very 'mkpa.'

Chike TEFLON said...

We appreciate you too JHW

Adadioramma said...

Chinwe you are so beautiful..... Omalicha baby.
Poster on scam alert, no mind them. The same people everywhere. They also send sms to phone numbers, the same scope. I wonder how they get people's contact. They are everywhere. Isolo, Oyingbo, that Fadeyi too has also sent me text and my sister too. They followed her up with calls until I blasted that fraudster. God will provide your dream job to you in Jesus Name.
Stella kedu maka how far?

Chike TEFLON said...

Hello STARRY LARRY

Anonymous said...

Beautiful day! Atheist after reading ur reply to dat woman on so dis morning I started imagining things mehnn...if not DAT u is an atheist I for seduce u o.boy u made me drip dis morning.

Adadioramma said...

Side eyes @ you and your ugegbe.

Chike TEFLON said...

Oluwadarasimi ba wo ni?
Shey da da ni?
Shey wa pa?

Chike TEFLON said...

Nwa ada Amanda Favour ekene ooo

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Hi Starry. In my mind, I still feel you're a guy

Adadioramma said...

Nne Nne o, na so we see am. Employ Disney Junior and Jim Jam to assist. That is my technique.

Welcome to my World said...

Reading mode activated

Chike TEFLON said...

Sexy Spermy Daddy it haff teey wey you dey do me longer throat... Let me go and eat oha soup.. ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Yesterday I found an engagement ring by the side pocket of my boyfriend's shirt wen I was about washing it,I was so happy,I took the ring and wore it and prepared a very special dinner delicacy for him,only for him to beat me mercilessly after seeing the ring on my finger wen he came back from work and was calling me useless and desperate,I left his house yesterday night with a battered face, he has been calling but am done,men can be so wicked,I will start taking advises I see here,like not putting all ur eggs in one basket cos he was my one and only.thank u Stella for giving us dis platform where we can unwind

IJAY said...

Beautiful Chinwe, nice nice meme God bless all your hustle, may God bless all those looking up him for good job and disgrace all those scammers trying to dupe people.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a 'Anike' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ said...

Beautiful face of IHN ๐Ÿ˜ you look very 'put together'. Are you into 'details'? ๐Ÿ˜

Iya ibeji when my big sis was in Uni and she's about going to school, popsy will give her pocket money. She will inflate everything just to have extra 'yaba money'. Then when shes going she will wear big goggles and wrap scarf around her face (She has huge dimples) cos she wont want anyone from her school to catch her shopping in yaba. Then she will buy a few things from collectibles and mix with yaba things.

I miss yaba sha! It was the shopping hub mehn. I don't know what they say they're doing now. Everywhere can't turn to a mall. How do we retain our culture that way? Deira market was still preserved amidst the beauty of Dubai and it's malls. *hiss* we copy and copy until we destroy historical pieces. Why didn't they just leave the market look and just renovate to make it neater?

Adadioramma said...

Nya e, ife di mma liemu ego. Seems I will inbox her for my bros. Kikikiki.
Ijele nwanyi how far? How you see this summer?

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a 'Anike' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ said...

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ chiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Adadioramma said...

Agu nwanyi, God bless you dearie.

Anonymous said...

Atheist pls maintain silence. You have no single shame , you wan defend yourself to us, gerraout of here.
Iphie dearie you're greeting is chair lady of anonymous. Group of criminals thinking they are smart.

Nonsense and ingredients.

Atheist ## busted
Chameleon ## busted
Bloglord ## busted

More names loading. God is at work

Minnie Rexpect said...

Sorry about the loss of your dad. May his soul RIP and May God give you and yours the fortitude to bear the loss. Take Heart dear.

Anonymous said...

Isaacson listen to stella , comot anonymous mode except you want to become another BUSTED

Cynthia Iyede said...

More blessings bro

Lady Bug said...

Stella ��������������, Isaacson,so you hear, enough of the thank yous, comment normal��

Chike TEFLON said...

TGW ijele Nwanyi oma, I thank God for you ooo... But where you go wey make you tell us to buy cutlass cut your legs if you wan go back?
Thank God na leg you say make we cut if you wan go back... Because if na hand I no go cut.. Lol
TGW without hands to hug, is that one TGW bikonu ndi be anyi? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚?

Eka Joy said...

Yea yea

Anonymous said...

Ada, you refused to conclude your story on orange drugs wife.
Why now?

Anonymous said...

That Yaba story got me laffing cos its happened to me while I was in Unilag.
Funny thing is you will want to enter their kiosjbyt use style to look around if there's anyone who knows u.
Thank God its not this days of Snapchat, yawa go full ground.

Pastor's Daughter said...

hahahahahahahhaha mama will not kill somebody.







any gist today

TheLagosShopper(Goods and services 4rm the popular Lagos markets to anywhere in naija?07030493148) said...

Hi everyone!
JHW so sorry about your loss,it is well with you!
Face of IHN so fresh and fresh,and yes,like TGH said,I thought so too,u look like an angel!!!!lol
Waiting by the phone for my client of today,Biko buy oo!

Anonymous said...

Beautiful one Chike, well done. You don run comot?

Anonymous said...

Please Wat do I use for my face? I have dis rashes kind of pimples all over, n have been using fumbactA not working, what do I use Pls?

Anonymous said...

What you can control is whom you open your vagina for.
Leave the one you can't control and control the ones you can.
"falling in love" does not mean "falling into sin and recklessness"

Anonymous said...

I need a good fashion school in Abuja urgently.please drop your contact here

Anonymous said...

Sexy daddy, you wicked sha. Why bring Akpu and oha soup story hear when you know we can't eat with you.
I don vex wella.

IJAY said...

Greetings Starry

Anonymous said...

The person you are "falling in love with", is he also "falling in love" with you?
If not, you are headed for doom.

Anonymous said...

If you can't control it. It is called lack of self control.

amanda favour said...

LMAO ๐Ÿ˜ @ your last sentence

amanda favour said...

Ada,Ada, I troway salute oh!
How is "our" baby doing?

Anonymous said...

The ring was obviously meant for someone else. You just dodged a bullet, you were dating yourself.

Uriel (Freshdew) said...
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amanda favour said...

Eeh yah jobby,you lost your sad? Sorry nne!

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

Hey Love, I'm cool .... how's ur day going?

Monkeynofine said...

Go visit a dermatologist. .. For a lesser stress

ukwu dimond said...

Tuesday in house

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

You deserve better, dont go back to him. Keep hope alive you will meet someone better than you imagined.

IJAY said...

More blessings to your hustle Issacson

Ed said...

Hello๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

Monkeynofine said...

Please permit me to lol ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ so u were expecting a ring from a woman beater? Ok

amanda favour said...

LMAO ๐Ÿ˜. @ chike
You no well ๐Ÿ˜
What's up bro

Ed said...

Simi darling๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Fity said...

I dey tell you, chinwe is next to bliss

Ed said...

Nwunye G๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

da diva said...

Lmaoo,sorry for the beating ooh,but why u sef go wear ring all cos u found it when he hasn't even proposed to u? And why were u washing his clothes na? Him hand break? Pele dear

amanda favour said...

@ starry larry, hair care post yesterday

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha princess yori yori you are a clown I swear to God. The advert is on Naija 102.7fm
Ushbebe and (buyer)

B:Hello is that Pizza place I want to buy Pizza
U: Yes madam, this is the Pizza place. Can we take your orders please madam
B: Ok. I want to buy Pizza mixed with mashed pork, potatoes and dog ears.
U: Okay madam. Can we have your address please, madam
B: My address is Plot 142 Kaleijaye Street, Mowe Ofada
U: Ah madam we cannot come to Mowe Ofada
B: What do you mean you cannot come to Mowe Ofada? I said I want pizza mixed with mashed pork, potatoes and dog ears.
U: Ahh madam, we cannot come to Mower Ofada. Ah ah use your money and order for roasted corn and pear jhor.

Hahahaha

Lady Bug said...

You posted this shit here before,how many yesterdays do you have?,just a mere girlfriend preparing special delicacy ��,why were you so desperate for the ring?,you even turned washerman...

Chameleon said...

I don dey fear you nowadays ooo

Chameleon said...

Omo iya mi to make brain

amanda favour said...

Congrats ๐Ÿ˜ค
Stella thanks for providing platform to bless

Chameleon said...

Sexy daddy.... you don truly repent o. Why are you putting your plenty sperm to waste nah? Kiss sexy mummy for me

amanda favour said...

Yes,your friend is beautiful

Anonymous said...

Irene sneaks in and out. The thing tire person, these old bvs do anyhow

amanda favour said...

LMAO ๐Ÿ˜ Stella Stella,you eeh
Isaacson oya listen to Stella and take her advice

Atheist ™ said...

lol...

Anonymous said...

Eka Joy
Seconded. Yea yea
Na so dem go troll stranger go jam trailer

Krix said...

TGW nnedinma biko puta. Ife emegom that's y I can never judge a book by its cover. Look can be deceptive most times. My best friend looks like a condemn criminal lol, I hope he don't read this. But he is a wonderful person in and out. Nobody 'UGLY' in psquare voice.
Kenelum General.

Just Krix!

amanda favour said...

Choi!!!
I hope you're not going back to him ?
How can you wash clothes for ordinary boyfriend? GOD forbid!
Don't try it again in your next relationship ( because I know you've ended this one abi?)

Adadioramma said...

Accept my condolence dear.

Lady Bug said...

Mtsheeeeew,stale!

Chameleon said...

Let them be shouting busted upandan. I will give you something on me to bust tomorrow.
Chameleon busted raise to power 100 ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†. abi I look like person wey dey fear una ni

Chameleon said...

Blessings fall on you. Enjoy bae

IsaacBABA (BUY YOUR CHEAP MTN DATA FOR AS LOW AS N700...call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Hello larry

IsaacBABA (BUY YOUR CHEAP MTN DATA FOR AS LOW AS N700...call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Will definitely go into other networks soon sexy daddy so everyone can patronize me...thanks Cynthia and uriel

Ed said...

So the man behind the @officialEFCC Twitter handle was revealed ydai. For most of you who don't know or follow EFCC on Twitter, the person that runs the account for EFCC has been known to give very witty, savage, funny and epic replies. He is the definition of a man with #NoChill

It turns out that, this man was in fact a corper posted to EFCC and just passed out. He was revealed just recently as he will no longer run their twitter account. He is a fast rising rapper who wants to pursue a career in music.

Olufemi Olukayode Adeyemi populary known as Fshaw, brought a lot of popularity to EFCC and helped increase their fan base greatly. Its sad that we had to see him go, but more importantly, I am pissed that our Government doesnt have any flexibility, because, any sensible management would do whatever it takes to keep such a brilliant young man in its services. Even if it was just on a contract basis. #ReasonsWhyWeNeedYouthInGovernment
#Copied#

Ngwanu gwazie ndi yardi unu๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Iphie dearie said...

Oh good!
I read the comment and didn't really see anything worth going anon for. You have typed 'worse' with your ID. I mean lookat your moniker๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

It makes sense.
I know change of phones or network issues can cause this, Or when someone is trying to pass an educative message without wanting people to know he or she but any ID that meanders into Anon mode and Out of it makes me wary.

We have a lot of disgusting comments here and you never know which known ID is doing what.
We are all left with our conscience.

Kisses right back at yea๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

sexy Daddy said...

Larry bless you.

Makason said...

Sorry for your loss @ Jobless housewife.
It is well dear..
May God comfort your family..

Makason said...

May God bless your hustle..
It is well.

Blackberry said...

He wants bearded meat.

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

@ Chike, mowa pa. Awayu

sexy Daddy said...

Chike nwoke OMA.
Anno sorry dear.

Blackberry said...

Take it easy clairvoyant....they ain't the same.

Iphone7 said...

Nay! This must have been a joke or something.

Beat you up cuz you wore his ring. Dude is a beast. You don't need any other sign to know he is gona be a wife beater...yes! He's gona beat you again..so runrun!!!!!!

Don't go back to him...

Blackberry said...

The ring was not for you naa, u were cooking n playing wifey while owner of ring is slaying on instagram.

Note: he too ain't putting his eggs in one basket.

SANDY YO said...

Hi sis! Luv ya.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜
Gisike! Onwero nke di easy.๐Ÿ˜Š

Iphie dearie said...

He hit you because you found a ring he supposedly got for you?
Two things!!!!
The ring was not bought for you.
OR
He is a PSYCHOPATH.
Either way.. Get out NOW!

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

How's your day going dear?? ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹

Chike TEFLON said...

Dreamcatcher you will not understand until you wake up from your dream and face reality... Lol

Lady Bug at least we are nothing bugging anyone like you... Lol

BLOGLORD the real MVBM, dalu nke oma. AMU-tagom ihe n'aka gi... Lol

Adadioramma biko don't jealous me and my ugegbe... Lol

Ugegbe m you know say my love for you no get part 2.. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Iphie dearie said...

Nina.. On behalf of Linda.. I apologize for those cruel words..
I don't know what started your 'beef', I'm not even interested.. But I think it has gone too far.
Linda... Like I stated up there. I don't know the genesis of your blog fight with Nina. But reflect over this my comment and apologise.
Sometimes saying sorry isn't about the first person to offend the other...(I should tell myself this also) but it takes the bigger person okay?

Here is to better days ahead.

Chike TEFLON said...

This nwanna international reminds me of Pipi Lee aka Medusa ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ... Nwa oma where are you biko???

xxxTrinityxxx said...

She just said she thought it was u. No need to be ranting like this. Never read where she said u barren and dont think the poster is barren either

xxxTrinityxxx said...

Only u my dear.only u

Makason said...

Beautiful Chinwe..
You are beautiful..

xxxTrinityxxx said...

You took it and wore without waiting for him to ask you? Why are u washing his clothes too sef? He dsnt have hands and dsnt know the way to the laundry? That ring was obviously meant for someone else. Move on pls

Lady Port (The Portress) said...

Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Lady bug, is Peace your mentor?

Lady Port (The Portress) said...

Madam small chops I'm mailing you right away
More patronage to you sis.

Mhzzbee int'l said...

Chinwe is bae☺

Lady Bug said...

He already debunked that he wasn't a corpse,he said he served 10 years ago,check his official Twitter handle.

same girl said...

.....While washing your boyfriend's shirt?

Be careful darling

Anonymous said...

Hahaha
14:34...."Don't abuse me oo, I just finished eating"

Lol

Wetin we no go read for here ☺



@Jobless... The lord be with you... It is well




@Anonymous Orubebe

sexy Daddy said...

Nina and Linda Eze one more insults to each other again I will disown una too.I'm so serious. Why would two grown ladies like una will be quarreling like umuazi? Nina and Linda gbaranu ogwu unu nuo ooo.

Anonymous said...

@Larry... I remove my hairdresser


@Anonymous Orubebe

sexy Daddy said...

ED nwunye Elastic kedu ije?Unu anaratukwa?

Iphie dearie said...

Anonymous 14:44
I honestly feel honored that you would think that even after struggling to drop 1 or 2 comments here. I would still log out,then drop comments anonymously. You give me too much credit. I'm a human being not Super Woman.

You have kept me on a pedastal I don't deserve ooh.
But thanks all the same.
Comments like this make me know that I am doing something right.

You see, As difficult as it is for you to believe.. This is all there is to my comments on Stella Dimokokorkus blog. Nothing more,nothing less๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Hard pill to swallow,but use Eba to flush it down๐Ÿ˜œ

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

@ Ed๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
@ chameleon๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹

Mhzzbee int'l said...

See me laughing here ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚,so you couldn't wait to see if the ring actually belongs to you... Haha hahaha,you are truly so desperate girl! Instead of you to pretend like you didnt see the ring and see if he will eventually use it to propose to you.

Iphie dearie said...

Ya*

Anonymous said...

Copied Let me repeat that I'm a Nigerian. Pls don't tell me there's light at the end of the tunnel. I just feel it is deceptive.

One we don't have tunnels. Two we don't have light. You can say something like ' there would be ugba and okporoko at the end of the reception...

That to me is the Nigerian definition of hope.

Anything wey pass am nkegi ekpome..

The politicians are the light and tunnel...they tunnel together and shine light at the end to themselves...

Egwu ana agba since 19 kpiridim, while my people recline permanently in stomach infrastructure...

Asooooooo, Onye meluanyiooooooooo. #Copied

The General's Wife said...

Hahahhahahaha
BLOGGIE LORDIE! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Na so Anonymous Orubebe for put you for trouble๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

So Chike Ike,it was Elastic that coined "Fuckgive"

When i Say u and him are the same. One and one pence,"Somepeople" won't believe!๐Ÿคฃ

Hello Ed Darling!๐Ÿ˜˜

The General's Wife said...

It juts happens my dear.
It just happens!

Hello Simi darling!๐Ÿ˜˜

The General's Wife said...

Atheist Baibay!๐Ÿ˜˜
Badass!๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ
Don't know u and Kehinde Ake who is more badass when it comes to that special subject๐Ÿ˜‚

STARRY LARRY said...

@Lafresh I be confirm lady, don't mind my name lol




*Larry was here*

STARRY LARRY said...

Hi Mrs Anu Funke, you know I love you dearly, how's your beautiful baby girl




*Larry was here*

Ed said...

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Ladybug corpse kwa?

Sexy anyi Na Ara steady,with udiri oyi a di ebe nine.,. Kedu ka ndi be gi mere?

Anonymous said...

A dermatologist for just pimples again? SDK bvs no go kill person. Lol

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