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Sunday, 6 August 2017

Chronicle Of Blog Visitor Narrative

lol...Na wah..








STAND ALONE NARRATIVE

ADVICE NEEDED FOR TODAY


Good day madam Stella nice work u are doing..I ve been a fan since 2013 during the mercy aigbe hotel gown brouhaha........OK now to my own story abi na chronicle. Lol I am a 26yrs male from Edo state I grew up in Lagos, in 2011 I got admission into poly and after my diploma went to uniben for my direct entry .


I graduated last year from uniben and ever since my dad started clamouring for marriage since I was his only son and my 2 kid sis are still very small so i guessed he needed a grand child,I told him I wanted to go to U.S for my masters but he said I must get married have at least a kid before I leave Nigeria... So DAT was how I started screening all d girls I have dated trying to find out which one of dem is fit for marriage material lol. 


That was how I remembered my polytechnic girlfriend who did everything for me during our time in d poly ...she was every thing a man could ask for in marriage thou we were students then,non of d girls in d university compared to her to my calculation(mind u I have a current gals friend) so I got her number tru close from of hers during my polytechnic days...


I was happy when she picked and then talked and first I ask if she was married which she said no to, my joy increased and we set a date to meet at her parent place becos she told me point blank that she was no longer ready for school shit and neither was i.... So the venue of this meeting was at her parent house in Benin I was in Canada(visit)so I called my dad and told him everything but he insisted on he seeing d gal first before me going to see her parent I told him it was just a visit he refused he said she need to spend a week in our House before I travel to their village.

 I told her on d phone and as expected she refused such, saying her dad will not let her leave without seeing me face to face

To cut d story short I disobeyed my dad and came back to Nigeria from Lagos I went to Benin and then to my bae house with d hope of seeing my polytechnic beautiful bae again but my surprise came when I saw bae and I could not recognise her again she has changed looking very sick her glamorous skin gone blur I wanted to turn back but she called my name so I smiled and gave her a hug and d gifts I bought for her .

 we walked hand in hand to her place and I met her dad d man was talking about how nice d daughter was and all DAT but my mind was long in distance far from Africa lol before I could recover from my Tran's, madam don baf ready make we dey go my crib for lag.. I could not refuse I told her I will come pick her 2morrow but she new my plan and refused to let me go....


Now I am with her in my Lagos apartment this beautiful Sunday morning but I could not sleep yesterday not to talk of sex because my dad will never allow me marry her in such condition and I can't even present her to my dad in such condition, my plan is to buy her drug and let her recover and then send her back to her parent...my current girlfriend who is not a wife material has been calling saying she will come over after church...

 What will I tell her? What will I tell my dad? What is d next step from here I am confused abeg SDK people help a brother I am 26yrs old.



*Na wah!!!....is the unfit one a wife material but looks bad?..infact let two of them meet then your eyes go clear you hear?

67 comments:

miss kenefo said...

Mscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Warith... said...

Crazy dude...ur chronicle is badt...

MonkeyNoFineTheTafiaMama said...

😂😂😂😂😁😂😁coulda pass as Sunday laugh 😄😄😄😄😄😄😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sweet Mother said...

Wow! In this modern world with all the technology you didn't think of video call or Skype? You went too far and in a rush. You see the consequences of disobeying your elders? Mr, me thinks you still have alot of growing up to do. I don't know what to advice you.

Candid BFL said...

Lol
This guy funny shaa....abeg e never reach chronicle matter....send it in again after they both meet....lol

Madam Small Chops said...

You see wife material come dey run.No be your fault na cos you don go Yankee chop up she no come be your level ni.

You don't sound mature for marriage yet in my opinion.More like your dad making decision for you.

Simply tell your dad you are not ready and plead with him to give you time to study these girls so that you dont regret in future and start blaming him for rushing you into marriage.

Take time to mature emotionally and spiritually marriage ain't moi moi.

amanda favour said...

Bros,if you like her now,tush her up,it won't take upto 3 months to do that. Maybe she's like that because of money

Note to single ladies; go back to yesterday's chronicles and read what Queen and boss said.
Packaging matters a lot
No matter how broke you are,buy good okirika and wear,braid your hair ,drink enough water,eat fruits you can afford and moisturise your skin...Thank you 😊

Jojo said...

Hain!!!

Warris dis, dis guy is confused!!

Let me take a nap brb

Anonymous said...

Childish chronicles. Umu azi things

STARRY LARRY said...

What's the nature of her sickness? Which drug do you plan to buy for her? You better take her to hospital first.
I still don't understand why your dad will be pressuring you to marry at 26, don't make the mistake of marrying someone you don't love




*Larry was here*

miss kenefo said...

Had to give that long hiss because you don't know what you want.

First of all it is clear that you are not ready for marriage. You've got a lot of intellectual and emotional growing up to do. You're only getting married because of parental pressure.

Secondly why are you dating a girl when you know she isn't marriage material? Ogbeni if you want to have sex get a prostitute and don't deceive an innocent girl in a relationship for that. She isn't marriage material but you're dating her? What nonsense.

Thirdly please don't bother with the sickly girl. Not because she is sick but because you really don't love her. You're just looking for a good girl to turn to a wife. You'll marry her and cheat on her terribly because you absolutely don't love her. She just fits the role of a wife in the script you're acting out to please your folks. Also what sort of coward are you? Couldn't you firmly tell her she couldn't come with you to Lagos?

My brother from the south south. Get yourself together and tell your parents you aren't ready. Period! In the future search for someone you love then get married! It's even scary how your every move is dictated by your parents. Every sentence is "My daddy said. My daddy will not like this. Daddy this. Daddy that." Grow some balls! Be a man!

I even want the two ladies to meet so they can see you for the confused ozwor you are and leave your cheating behind.

Joyful wife said...

Please lemme laugh, this chronicle is so funny

same girl said...

I realy dont know whether to LOL or what.. Let me go and read again. But oga, as a 26 year old you have some more time to work on you so we dont have to hear "my dad" a lot next time

Anonymous said...

This is by far the most hilarious thing I ve read in a long while; SDK thanks for making my day.

Savvy Hilton said...

So,if your current girlfriend doesn't qualify for wife material. Why the Fu*K are you wasting her time? You're a very selfish person.

onomebonny said...

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i tell you. Just take the unfit abi sick one to the hospital for proper medical check up. Talk to her and find out our life has treated her so far. But if you no fit marry your current babe like that and hope for the best. That's if she would allow you travel after that and leave her in 9jia oh.

Kamikaze said...

Lmao!

Now instead of treating this post as the joke it is,BVs will bring out journals,dictionaries,bibles and even consult Ifa priests,collate advice,quotes to buttress their points in order to show the poster a way out of his 'predicament'.

I've laughed at the post.now let me laugh at comments.

Temilayo said...

Actually, the poster himself is unfit to be a husband

maryxlite said...

Just look for a way to dispose both of them so you can think well

Lacey Love said...

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Anonymous said...

Stupid 26 year old boy! You saw a "wife material" at school and left her. You are dating "a non wife material" just to have sex; sure? Now in a quagmire you are looking for who will bail you.
Why are boys always thinking of sex?
Girls always thinking of marriage?
It is a relationship mix that is headed for combustion!

Anonymous said...

I wish girls will learn. Now all the "campus sh*t" has taken place; f*ck and abortions perhaps. Who has "depreciated and is sickly?"
Who is "refusing to let go, even when she was being dumped?"
ONly wish girls will learn to close legs.

Anonymous said...

You are very right. Even as matured as i am looking for husband, i won't say yes to a man I don't hv chemistry with. I feel miserable now even with all the comfort then I will go and add more misery. Mbanu

Anonymous said...

Come on darl, somebody is in pains as funny as it sounds. Abeg help na.

wideawake naija said...

@amanda correct! Look good always. Even if your clothes are not new let your skin shine. I don't mean cream, eat well. Water, Vegetables, fruits and sleep well. Some people use all their money to buy clothes and forget to eat... The clothes don't look good on them at the end of the day.

wideawake naija said...

Okay, take her to the clinic and you both should run some tests... If she's clean, it then means she's just hungry hence looking like a scallywag. My dear the country is hard people can't afford to feed anymore. Give her some money to take Carr of her self and place her on a salary for some months after which you can come back and do the introduction thing. If I where you, I'll talk to her about her looks... Ask her what happened. A smart girl will sit up... I don try

Jeni_zee said...

Hope it's not HIV she has? Please don't sleep with her nd hope u use condims for ur other slay queen unwife material? Just tell her u can't let ur dad see he run that condition nd u should reschedule ? Nothing to be scared of

Cynthia Iyede said...


👌

Anonymous said...


Keeping a girl in a relationship when "she is not wife material"
Spraying semen at school and collecting diseases?
Calls "the wife shop" after years to know if she "is still on the shelf"
Running away at what he worked "so hard" at school to create; who depreciated her??
Papa is the one trying to guide a fool at 26 into the right course of life.
Please tell me this is not a ya*aba d*mon writing.

Cynthia Iyede said...

Have a mind of your own guy before you tow this marriage lane. What do you even want? If you can answer this question, then you don't have a problem.

Anonymous said...

poster come let's get married if you r ready to leave all your numerous girlfriends
But na me old pass u share
lol!
Poster the thing is that u r not ready for marriage & u should try to convince your dad to let u go & study, first with a promise that u will not marry white lady over there.
with the way you are going u will end up marrying the wrong woman o.
your father need to relax on this issue.

Baddest Puta said...

So your gf isn't material prolly cos she fucks good, doesn't cook, clean and wash for you etc. Why you running from the "wife material" now? confused boy

Anonymous said...

This is so so funny...
Tell the "sweet poly bae turned shabby" what your old man said. That should be enough reason to delay taking her to your parents.. Just cook up a lie,then take her to the hospital for check up.. Pump a little cash into her soul for old times sake at least,you'll definitely see a turn around in her appearance.

Then have a good long think about this, your blood's too hot..take your time

I can't wait to read more comments.
Choi..

Anonymous said...

lol.. Baba sabi you wella
I don't blame the man anyway, you've just got to know your child.

Maybe he feels you might not return once you get settled over there, thus having a baby and a child here will ascertain your coming home regularly.
OR...

Maybe he doesn't want you to eventually bring home a white chick for a wife..

LMAO..

St.FranKooL.... said...

Lol, this one na Chukwudi & Sons Chronicle......The father is the MVP.

Obiageli said...

You need Jesus and you need to grow up!....

Miss Juliet said...

Very senseless boy!

jelly said...

Take her to the hospital and find out the cause of her sickly, guy you are still young to be pushed into marrying a girl you don't really love, let your dad understand so that you don't make wrong choice of wife.

ukwu dimond said...

Poster if your old gf is not well why don't you talk with her to confirm what is wrong with her? You both should see a doctor and know what is wrong with her, do not dump her just like that, try to assist her get better first. Tell your dad to chill for now, scope him or distract his attention from meeting your changed by. If your current gf does not have wife materials quality try and put it inside her, see who is talking not having wife material quality, you do you have husband quality in you? Ole

Anonymous said...

Take her to the hospital for proper checkup . Give her better money make she dey house dey chop and sleep. Give her 6 weeks, the bone shall rise again. Stress can kill.

Blackberry said...

I know u don't love her anymore, n she's not what u were expecting, do not marry outa pity, DO NOT, before u marry her against ur will n make her surfer, dude, let her GO! To me, u never see wife n you never ready to marry.

Makason said...

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Princess Scheherazade said...

Miss Kenefo... infact eh, I need to buy you lunch at Wanneka's lounge👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

This foolish boy should NOT get married to anyone yet. He needs to find himself and consider the feelings of others first.
Spoilt, selfish child.

Makason said...

Confused poster.
Grow up Man,you are just confused..

Verify the state of her conditions first before anything..
I pray you don't make mistake in the near future.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure you are a graduate or drop out, with this your useless written English ?

DON™ said...

I don't even know what to tell you. You too need help, not only the Benin girl you brought home.
You wrote up there that you are a University graduate of which I doubt with the rubbish you wrote up 👆 there.

DON™ said...

Daddy's boy. Senseless guy*

Miss Juliet said...

Confirm rubbish! He's calling a girl sick but his English is as sick as his brain.. So silly at 26

Patty said...

Where are the sdkb advisers, let them come and advice him. I saw one advice on Friday's in house news to someone who wants to know how to get sugar daddy, very complete advice. I doff hat for sdkbvs. Hehehehehe

Anonymous said...

Gbagam!!!

Anonymous said...

funny as this poster tried to sound he has a problem. Please dude sit your school babe down and try to find out how life had bin with her. Try to find out if she is sick or financially distressed. If she it's finance see how you can help to lighten her burden. You can even be honest with her if it's her look. Tell her what you need her to do. Do not take her home to see your family for now. Travel back and give her time to recover that's if she is not sick then u can return to Tk her to ur family. U self in this era of all the videos in the world you were not excited to see how she looks now before rushing back.

Jeni_zee said...

*condoms* * see her in that condition *

sholetoga said...

This one pass me.......The Lord is your strength on this bro...

sholetoga said...

Poster.....please take that girl to the hospital if you still love her to know what is wrong with her. Is there still chemistry between the two of you.
If it's hardship, give her enough money to go back home and buy drugs and feed very well. Then do talk to her on whasapp video, if you like what you see, she can then come back to meet your parents if you still love her oh but if you don't have any feelings for her again just give her money to go back home and take care of herself....and let her be

Anonymous said...

Cheee, i pity your current girlfriend and she might be a BV.the heart of a man is full of EVIL.

Anonymous said...

Kenefo yaff said it all. 😱

Anonymous said...

Kenefo did a good job, not only the poster, but myself learnt from her (guessing poster did). Also Amanda Favour. It will surprise you how foolish some people can be. Poster I nor cuss you ooo, make you no go dey vex.😀😒

Anonymous said...

Infack you try well well. Hi five 🙋

Anonymous said...

Chai! Sweet poly bae turned shabby, choi! Meanwhile poster you also need to check yourself for HIV and other STDs, becos you are not showing so far that you are living a correct lifestyle. Wetin be my own, na your life sha...

Anonymous said...

Lmao!

Anonymous said...

You hear poster?

Anonymous said...

👌

Anonymous said...

👀 wonder ooo

Anonymous said...

Nice one!

wideawake naija said...

Welwoman + 3.6.9 will do the wonders in month. Let her feed well

The Goddess. said...

Omg!
Buhahahahahahaaaa
Jeez.
Your last sentence got me
Yes this might be a ya*aba d*mon writing.

The young boy is freaking annoying. Anyways he's still needs a whole lot of growing to do.

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