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Friday, September 08, 2017

FRIDAY Morning Spontaneous Post..

#thankGoditsfriday #weekend #timetorestandreflect #timetoplannewgoals #lol ##revengedoesntworkwithme #sharonttcisnotyourportion #birthdayloading #idonenter #expensivepresentmustdrop #kai #thefrenemywithinisalwaysexposed #iloveJESUS.







Yes.Thank God It's Friday...................

I keep asking.who else wakes up by 5am cos that is when sleep is sweetest..LOL
I just want to thank God for a beautiful new day and the strength to go on....

May God give us the wisdom today to go about our day productively and positively......May good tidings fall on us and may God exposes to us our inner most weaknesses so that we can improve on them.....


Today I am going to watching Deutschland sucht den Superstar live auditions in the city.....it is Germanys version of American idol...The live auditions rock!

Today we are having Drama day inside IHN and all issues tackled will be blog related and not imported from anywhere else..

I noticed some little drama inside SP yesterday Morning.

Na wah.

Queen and Boss have you changed ID?if not I hope you are OK,this is even strange that my emails are not replied.

Hmmmmmmm.........And to you my most valuable,I just realised I will always love you no matter what was stolen from us......ooops!

Chikito you wont believe that i deleted that stuff again...just call and give it to me whilst we gist please.

Everyone else have a great day  ....and dont forget to send in your stuff for posting.


Kisses!



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262 comments:

  1. Yaaaay It's Frinally Friday...TGIF 💃😀

    How are you all... I mean those of us "Single as pulpit" ( I have forgotten if that Bv was from Tanzania or Ghana 😀).
    Well What matters is that we survived the night and we overcame the Cold.

    OK bye 🙋

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    1. ewoooooo
      that's how I lost track of time cos I was chatting with the Queen 😍😘😘😘😋.

      the cold last night was teRRRRRRRible!
      I might just get married before noon today.
      who wants to get married?

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    2. Beloved I dey feel you nne, maka Chi married people dey enjoy this weather wella.

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    3. Pipi see me here!



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    4. Hey guys I saw a post where an anon asked what cream she can use,pls I'm asking mine now on a different post because the amount of cream I saw being recommended for that anon its bigger than my pocket,pls I need a cheaper cream like 2500 or 3000 cream that can glow my skin atleast making me fairer gradually. Please an honest advice its needed here.

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    5. Lol
      Miss Priya..you know na
      Charming Prince Charming find me a male version of Chikito baibe na 😍

      Mama G What I do 😁

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    6. Bee Bee...😉😉😉

      Elasticoco...😆😑😑, ife di n'ukwu o

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  2. In an ancient Temple, a number of pigeons lived happily on the roof top.

    When the renovation of the Temple began for the annual Temple feast,the pigeons relocated themselves to a Church nearby.

    The existing pigeons in the Church accommodated the new comers very well.

    Christmas was approaching and the Church was given a facelift.All the pigeons had to move out to look for another place.

    They were fortunate to find a place in a Mosque nearby.The pigeons in the Mosque welcomed them happily.

    It was Ramadan time and the Mosque was repainted.All the pigeons now came to the same Ancient Temple.

    One day the pigeons on top found some communal clashes below in a market square😕

    The baby pigeon asked the mother pigeon
    "Who are these people ?

    The mother replied; they are "Human beings".

    The baby asked,
    But why are they fighting with each other...?😕

    The mother said "These human beings going to Temple are called 'Hindus' and the people going to Church are called 'Christians' and the people going to Mosque are called 'Muslims'.

    The baby pigeon asked, "Why is it so? When we were in the Temple we were called Pigeons,when we were in the church we were called Pigeons and when we were in the Mosque,we were called Pigeons.Similarly they should b called just 'Human beings' wherever they go"?

    The mother Pigeon said,
    'You and me and our Pigeon friends have experienced God and that's why we are living here in a highly elevated place peacefully.

    These people are yet to experience God.

    Hence they are living below us and fighting and killing each other when they are all human beings created by the same God whom they all claim to serve!

    Perhaps there will be peace if they refer to themselves simply as Human beings instead of seeing themselves as Hindus,Christians or Muslims.

    I gladly Copied this.

    This right here is very thought-provoking🤔

    Good morning Beautiful People!😘
    And Do Have an Awesome weekend!👌

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    1. This took me back to Childhood days.. I remembered seeing Pigeons flying out of church roof when we go for Morning Mass everyday o

      What happened to them now 🤔🤔🤔

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    2. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👌👌👌👌
      Well-done
      Hi TGW

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    3. Religion is the problem of the world. Case dismissed

      TGW Ijele dike, Nne bring back our Edastic2017

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    4. Thought -provoking indeed!
      We have a long way to go, a very long way. Sometimes I wonder if world peace is just a Myth

      Good morning mama yo !
      waiting for your live feeds.
      trust it will hot!

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    5. Yes we are all Biafrans...😝😝



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    6. Hmmmm, this is deep mehn!



      ... Jesus is my worth!

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    7. LMAO @ amune ekene o🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Sexy Papa! Sup? I was almost Dreaming where I saw u headed to Heaven clutching your orah soup but i Gladys woke up🤣🤣🤣 iffahear you and BLOGGIE want to journey to Heaven eh!

      Good Morning Darlings Beloved in whom I am well pleased,Em to the Jay Baibay,my sexxxy Priya(it's you I should be taking to the Reed Dance😂 Chike Nwoke Ike🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Anytime I see your moniker I juts burst into laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oringo boy😂

      My Darlings Pipi Yooo! Elastic Papiiii! Ela Bobo!😂 The Prouding man LMAO 🤣 Cynthie Baby😘 Buggie Baibay and the Empress herself:
      BLOGGIE Baibay!😘

      One person at a time,we can change the World!👍

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  3. Instead of all these Aboki Okada riders to tell you they don't know the place you are going to, they will just call price for you. So I decided to teach one of them a lesson.

    ME: Bike, Bike, you dey go?

    ABOKI: Oga where I dey go?

    ME: Australia, How much?

    ABOKI: Kai! Oga how much I gwo pay?

    ME: You tell me how much u go collect..

    Aboki: N300 oga!

    ME: Ha? Australia no far na, no be 100 naira?

    Aboki: I know the place oga, pay N200 gaskia!

    ME: (try to leave him) Oya make we go...



    ***Starts Bike***
    Since 2 hours on bike, we are still on our way to Australia.....
    Aboki don drive round town and I'm enjoying the ride.😀

    ABOKI: Oga, I neva reach?

    ME: No ooo e remain small, but you say you know the place?

    ABOKI: Yes I know am Oga, I dey for front but your money I don pass N200.

    ME: No wahala, I go Add 20 naira... Just continue...

    I go gist una how e end. But not now sha, till we reach Australia.

    Today, I must reach Australia with #220. 😂



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    1. This is hilarious.. Jst Wat I needed

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    2. And I remember Pigeons where populated in Australia

      Where did I hear it from?? 🤔🤔🤔

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    3. Enjoy until aboki throws you inside gutter.

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    4. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    5. O boy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 elastic

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    6. 😂😂😂😂😂
      wayray!

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    7. ������������������������������

      Elastic oo!!!!����������

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  4. Lemme gist you guys what happened to me yesterday...
    So, i woke up to the battery of the remote of the car bad. So,no way to get into the car. Finally someone entered thru the booth and opened the door. Case closed abi?
    Time to start car now, alarm started, it went on for a while then stopped. So i proceeded. On dropping my passenger, I Had to press the central lock so she goes out, dang!!! it started again and this time, wouldnt stop (the longest 5mins of my life) and this was in a highly security conscious area with lots of Soldiers and SSS around. For a moment, I ddnt even trust myself as being the owner of the car cos the looks i got were scary. I ddnt move oh, just stayed then finally, it stopped and i move😭😭😭

    Chai, the awkwardness and embarrasment is best imagined. Thank God my sister was with me to help laugh it off and ease the situation cos ehn.....

    My driving nko, i realized that a Pro can become a learner again... See how careful i started driving cos i was scared of getting the car upset. I couldnt even press horn 😂😂😂. Chai...

    Off cos, striaght to my mechanic to change the battery. And thank God i wasnt harrassed.


    The akwardness of driving a "siren" car. With people starring.. Not like its the president oh or a governor. Just a bloody job seeker With a missing drivers license causing so much attention 😂😭😂😭
    Its funny now but yesterday, it wasnt at all....

    Epistle???? Nah.... Issae testimony 😊

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    1. Hahahaha 😂 Thanking God on your behalf because assuming the Road safety guys decided to buy your "case" lol forget it you must reach Head Quarters 😀

      Thank God you are here with us on SP 🤗

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    2. Hahahhahahahaha

      I know that feeling of driving the car carefully and GENTLY so as not upset it in the least of ways LMAO����������

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  5. From boys quarter to headquarter, God will make you the head and not the tail. You will grow from shame to fame by HIS grace all your mockers will become your workers and you will move from insult to result in Jesus Mighty Name, but amenn.

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  6. WITCHCRAFT is after Taking TRAMADOL, monkey tail,
    2bottles of STOUT & Hausa BURANTASHI🍆
    🙈
    Only for you To hear..
    "Sorry BABY I can't Make it"

    Nigga be like.....
    " You will never MAKE IT IN LIFE"😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


    Ugegbe oyibo m 1 worldwide, My virtuous wife, My woman dignity, My special kind of woman, kindness is your character. I thank God that you are mine. Have a blissful day ahead 😘😘😘😘

    Sharon Aminu my future ex Bae God is always your strength.

    #ChikiChi2017
    #PriZe2017

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    1. I watched something funny last concerning this your Witchcraft story...CHIKE!!!! 😀

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    2. Good morning beautiful people. Lemme drop this under child's comment... Have a nice day ahead.
      I miss all my Edo-Delta bvs o.
      It's your girl Oma

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    3. Lmao!! Good morning chike

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    4. 😂😂@you will never make it in life.

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    5. Wetin Chikito give you chop sef?😎

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    6. Chike aka Prince Charming
      Sweet guy 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

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    7. Lady Bug, Chikito gave me love and peace of mind. My people will say "ogoli ma obi di ya, asi na oji ogwu jide di ya, mana nwoke obula chotara ya na uwa Chineke eme go ya Eze" meaning a good wife that knows what her husband want, people will say that she hold him with juju, but any man that finds that good wife like my Chikito, God has made the man a king.

      BLOGLORD the real MVBM I clear road for you nne 🙌🙌🙌🙌
      Agu nwanyi eji eje mba
      Ijele Nwanyi oma
      Nwa ka Nwa

      Beloved nne, I see you. Mana what is the meaning of unpregnant hormone?

      Bee10 mummy twins accept my humble greeting.

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    8. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
      oginidi @ 'my woman dignity'
      🙌🙌🙌🙌

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    9. That's why we are adviced not to put all our eggs in one basket.. The spare antelope will come to mind.


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    10. Hahahahahahaha hahahhahaha

      Chike onye Ike!
      Elastic come and see your bestie hahahahhaha

      Chai see as Ed and I dodge una bullet


      Meanwhile it's soo tiring commenting��

      This thing keeps asking me to prove I am NOT a Robot every single time I want to comment and when I do,it has to first confirm I am NO Robot and then goes ahead to publish my comments but not before dismantling all my smileys��


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    11. It is official.. Google also recognizes nwunye General as a Robot! ED you see your life!?


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    12. Chike oooohh 😂😂😂😂😂
      @lady bug na you find trouble abi?

      #ChikiChi2017
      #PriZe2017
      #BringBackEdastic2017 😂

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  7. Baby, I will marry you, is not marriage...

    'Give me your mums number, is not marriage...

    I just spoke with everyone in your family even your ancestors, is not marriage...

    I sent some things for your parents, is not marriage...

    Haven't you seen my people? Is not marriage...

    My mum is so fond of you, is not marriage...

    I love the way you cook you will make a good wife, is not marriage...

    I have engaged you, so you have nothing to worry about, is not marriage...

    Until the guy comes and pay your bride price, then your mind should be at rest...

    Until then, leave your mind open and be friendly to all...Do not look down on any one Unless you are admiring that persons shoes...

    🚶🚶🚶🚶

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    1. I thought it was Olawealth talking o...Okay I scrolled up again...he just dropped a phrase.. No wonder ☺ ☺

      Simi How is you 💋

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    2. Babanla set up! At some point Marriage sef won't be marriage. Lol

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    3. Preach It Sister!
      them go hear word!

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  8. Thank GOD it's Friday
    I came to mark register..
    Lol 😁
    Good morning everyone
    May GOD bless all our endeavours amen

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  9. Good Morning everyone! TGIF!

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  10. Good Morning everyone! TGIF!

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  11. Sharon aminu my daughter don't beat yourself up and don't allow the enemy to lie to you. I'm a living testimony with kids now. But guess what? I earlier had 2 abortions. After which I promised myself never to have any again but I got pregnant, had an ectopic and had my tube and ovary removed. Still once I tried with my spouse i conceived. Listen carefully daughter , Jesus came to free us from the shackles of religion and disbelief. He said " ask and receive". The only instrument the devil has against U is "Fear". Forget your past. People like me have done worst and the lord still gave us babies. I don't care what you have done just hold on to his word on fruitfulness. That's all you need. Remove fear and forgive yourself because my God already forgave you before you asked.
    CHIKITO gave a comment on " the effect of your mind". I love that lady so much after that comment. You are the only one that can hold you back. Your mind is that instrument. Free it and watch out for Ur miracle. Please I want to hear your testimony before this year end. God bless U

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  12. How was your night? 😂😂😂😂😎

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    1. Bugs kept disturbing my night. Lol

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    2. Absolutely fantastic.🤗 Yours?😁

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    3. It was our night..


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    4. Night was good as usual,away from bugs😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    5. My night was going okay until I saw some bugs trying to creep into my bed 😁😁😁😁😁

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    6. Lady bug dey ask how person night be,end time is near😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    7. And am here thinking it was only me bugs came to disturb my sleep...hahahaha

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  13. I am so late to work today it is well rain fell overnight in Kano.

    Love you all
    #iamfruitful

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  14. Who did we offend in Lagos, the traffic out of Island yesterday was gangster WHAT!!!
    I'm at work and looking like akpa ego, my life is so beautiful I can't even complain. Have a blessed day all.

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    1. Yesterday's traffic was something else. Thank God I'm always against traffic. It took my friend 45mins to get to civic centre from lekki 1

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  15. Yesterday, the whole of Gidi was on lockdown!'!'!!' Were the gods angry or what??! Traffic was killing!!!'

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    1. The gods are not to blame 😎

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    2. Okay Kelvin confirm from Doppel...Oba is Angry 😀

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    3. Odogwu nwoke
      The otele master
      Kelvin dat Edo boi biko which size of bwess do you like to pwess? Elastic referred one to you yesterday... Lol

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  16. I wake up 6am no matter the time I sleep.

    Drama IHN is overated. Dramarians don't come with their boxing kit.

    I dey hungry jor

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    1. They will all start saying 'I have no grudge', nonsense!

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    2. That includes you Lafresh. Practice what you preach.

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  17. SP is here. yeah! Can't wait for IHN. Have a nice day everyone.

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  18. Good morning wonderful people here

    One slay Queen was arguing yesterday that the opposite of transparent is trans-children....Lol. I fainted..

    Have a splendid weekend all!

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    1. Sometimes I also faint when I read some of your comments 😎

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    2. Who be that one again?
      Sexy daddy how is you

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    3. What should we do to this ladybug 😂😂😂

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  19. Good morning Stella & all bvs. Thank God for keeping us alive. I wish everyone of us a wonderful day.





    God Bless Everyone.

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  20. Don't let idiots ruin your day







    #GOAT™

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  21. I had wanted to stroll in again to say that there is a type of love-making called "Nti ga-anu gi ife taadinu"

    But I'll rather not say that and concentrate on what I really wanted to say which is:May Peace be unto us all"

    🚶🏾🚶🏾🚶🏾🚶🏾🚶🏾🚶🏾

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    1. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😘😘😘😘😘

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    2. Isi nini Mama?? I didn't even read 😁🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺

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    3. Chai! Oga General wan wound person daughter last nite.


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    4. The General have you seen what you did to someone's daughter? 😮😆😉. TGW nnem hope your otu has cooled down 😅😁😀😁😅.

      Good morning my people.

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  22. Gloooooooooooooooooo network
    😈😈😕😠😑

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  23. Good morning beautiful bvs...Tgif
    I've got this pressing issue on my mind. Let me ask the question here... Please why is it that hardworking young ladies don't get the help/assistance needed to boost her business?
    Come to think of it, it's only those who have zero knowledge of business that gets enough money to spend on meaningless things.
    I've got a friend she gets everything she wants, from the latest clothes to the latest red iphone 7+, to the best hairs. All these are from her boyfriend. I on the other hand that's very good with business won't have anyone to invest in my business or someone that will give me money for stuff like that. Knowing fully well that If I get such money I'll definitely utilize it well. I just tire for life...It's just not fair 😢😢😢😢

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    1. That's the simultaneous equations of life 😎

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    2. You are not in competition..


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    3. My dear, why not wait until tommorow before you conclude? Some of my mum's friends that she tells me had it all while growing up. If you see them today you wont believe it's the same people that are being referred to. See, life is a teacher so take your portion and continue asking God for mercy.

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  24. Goodmorning guys,
    Wishing everyone a fabulous day.

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    1. Good morning love
      Bloggie I missed you
      Welcome back

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    2. Good morning BLOGGIE Baibe!😘😘😘
      The one and only MVBM!
      The Syrup in my pancake!😍
      My super duper sexy Baibe!👌

      Have a beautiful day too my Sweetheart!😍

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    3. And Good morning to you too Simi Baibay!😘

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    4. Missed you too my nwapawpaw nwuye Eze😍😗
      TGBaibay, I am loving the sugar😍😍
      Elastically, Dara🙋

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  25. It's a cold morning ooo. Abeg, is this a blog id or Google id. I have been trying to get a blog I.d..

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    1. You have a blog id,so keep calm and enjoy!😎

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    2. This comment has been removed by the author.

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    3. I Don go click publish when I wanted to scroll down


      It's an 🆔 😁and there is capital letter B on your ID. .so it's a blog ID

      Oya welcome. .you now have a blog ID

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    4. It is an id. You're good to go

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  26. Kidjo.i love you.how do i get your emai

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    1. Keep praising your self Kidjo

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    2. Kidjo has instructed me to ask u to pay a consultation fee of two Bi-racial Cows and three blind pigeons before u get the addy.

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  27. Is there anybody that has money he/she isn't using? Abeg 'dash' me.

    #Damnbroke.

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    1. Drop your account number with Stella, yinmu 😎

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  28. Top of the morning to you sweeties. Have a lovely lovely weekend.

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  29. Good morning all and happy weekend. Guys. Have fun today and don't forget that Jesus loves each and everyone of you.

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  30. It's friyaaaaaay...... school resumes on Monday. School runs will start again and oh well I will be waking up 5am. Have a good day

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  31. Hello beautiful people, thank God it's Friday! 😁😁😁


    ... Jesus is my worth!

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  32. Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen...

    Wheeewww!! Words still fail me...#smile

    Really had an awesome day yesterday courtesy of this beautiful and awesome SDKB family..
    The comments,calls,chats and sms yesterday was something else;to an extent i partially lost my voice to saying "AMEN" to all the prayers showered on me from wonderful Members of BV..

    Most of you,i know not physically..yet;you all showed me love like a happy family bonded by Blood...

    Thanks to everyone who brought out their precious time,megabyte and energy to pray for me on my special day..it means so much to me!!!

    May the world also celebrate you all one after the other..
    I do really appreciate and words cant just let me express my emotions,cos the euphoria has taken the better part of me...

    This blog is more than family to me;and if there is anyway i can contribute to keep moving the ministry;i wont hesitate..

    Thank you,Thank you,Thank you!!! Yes you,Thank you soo much!!

    My story cant be complete without the name SDK Blog and the wonderful members of BVN...

    #HugsToEveryone...

    @MARTINS ABOY

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    1. How on earth did I miss your birthday?
      Happy birthday darling, wishing you more fruitful years in the land of the living. Tarty billion for your accant.

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    2. Awwwww,you are humble About,keep it up!😎

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    3. Happy belated birthday dear.
      God bless.

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    4. Aboy my Boy!😘

      My son in whom I am well pleased😍

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    5. Happy Belated Birthday Aboy...



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    6. You're a good person. More blessings

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    7. Aawww,thanks to you all soo much..
      I do really really really appreciate everyone...

      Lemme not derail the comment section for our madam..#smile

      @Nwunye General;You are really a shining path...#hugs

      This blog is muaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

      @MARTINS ABOY

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    8. Always welcome Martins hope u had a fun filled day yesterday

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  33. Beautiful morning.
    I must testify..
    I won't let anything or anyone pull me down again.
    So help me God.
    Have a splendid weekend

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    1. Better for you.
      God will help you.


      Good morning fam

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  34. Good morning guys
    Hope yall slept like babies like I did??

    Isn't it better for those whatsapp groups to be closed?? The sole purpose of the groups have happened. It was a planning committee. Now all parties are done, why still keeping it? Tomorrow Stella will come and disassociate herself from lagos group or another group like she did with Abuja for reasons know to her. Since she has refused blog visitors who aren't in the groups to know what happened.

    I must be the only one that can't stand groups. I remove myself faster than I was added if I ever was added to any group. My battery life is money. I can't afford to have low battery for a second

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    1. Hahahaha battery life is money..i will start selling mine o

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    2. I so hate it when people add me to groups without informing me.
      So freaking annoying.
      I just get off immediately.
      Someone will just start seeing chats and wondering who they are, what they are discussing and how she even got involved. And then when i get to see who added me to such groups, I just get mad the more cos I believe they ought to know me better. Got no time for bull...
      I choose my crowd, not the other way.
      Mtcheew

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    3. **My battery life is money ** WORD!!! I am only on my Queens alumni group and family group dazzol. No Time to check time.

      Fab mama what's up?

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  35. *HEADMASTER:* how much is passport photograph for children?

    *PHOTOGRAPHER:* the price for the passport is N100 per child

    *HEADMASTER:* No, the pupils are 500 in number, so we are paying N50

    *PHOTOGRAPHER:* ok no problem sir, you can pay N50 each since they are many

    *HEADMASTER:* class teacher go & inform the pupils that they should bring N150 each tomorrow for the passports.

    *CLASS-TEACHER:* ok sir, i will inform them right away

    *CLASS-TEACHER:* Good day pupils, you are all to come with N200 tomorrow for passports.

    *PUPIL:* Mummy we were asked to bring N300 for passport at school

    *MUMMY*: Father, your son was asked to come to sch with N500 passport fee tomorrow.

    *FATHER:* OOH My God. BUHARI make things costly day by day, including education. We have said it, this man is wicked.

    ```Moral lesson: 'LET THE CHANGE BEGIN WITH YOU AND I'. Honesty and sincerity are all that we need to make this country a better place!
    Pls forward this to all your friends, colleagues, groups & all Nigerians. Think about it. Change begin with YOU, change your motives and ur thought.```

    _*Thanks for being a Nigerian
    #copied

    Just Krix!

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    1. Special greetings to you Sir Krix.

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    2. Was enjoying this until I saw Buhari there... That name scares the shit out of my ass.



      DontQuoteMe™

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  36. Sharon, I could not find your mail

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  37. John jam, this is Julia. What happened? My phone crashed & when I came back you are no more on my BBM contacts?... Just fixed it, pls come back 😔😔😢😔😢

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  38. Good morning all, thank God for today,Thank God is Friday, yesterday rain was something else, already in the office, have a great day everyone

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  39. Gm y'all..... God biko help me, the way I yearn to be with a babe even when am with my hubby seems am under a kinda spell. And my husband musnt know abt it if not we are both done.I guess am just trying to satisfy my curiosity, mayb my eyes go clear after av been with just one.but how do I even get dat 1 wen am home all day. Chineke biko come n help lessen did burden o.

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  40. My alarm is set to wake me up 4:30am everyday but mennn! That's when sleep is so so emmmm!

    So I went to get some stuff for the office at computer village and bought some ink cartridges for printing, when it was time to pay, the lady asked if she should write the actual amount on the receipt, I was like what do you mean? How much is my bill? Write the actual price na. She said "won't you add your own money to it? I.e N2 instead of N1." Hian!

    I said babe, write the amount you sold your wares abeg. After we'll blame Buhari and politicians for being corrupt.

    Hello Chikito, you na better pikin na. God bless you for showing love to the sweet lady.

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    1. What did she take you for.
      Nawah for the sales girl..
      She will soon land herself in trouble because of this attitude.

      Thank God for you

      Ezigbo afa ka ego

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    2. Imagine?
      'Kwarruption' everywhere.
      Morning Cynthy baby. Have a great day hun

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  41. Good morning beautiful people. Remember the world is privilege to have you, keep soaring.

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  42. Goodmorning everyone... Stella I wake up by 5am and sometimes earlier than that because of traffic, if I must make it to work before or by 8 am then I must wake up by 5.

    Have a nice day...a perceive a fun filled weekend.
    #septemberborn #septembertorememberforgood

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  43. Made it to Ihn, I missed u all. Please what management course is suitable for someone one with a biochemistry degree (I'm serving) I need as much input please.

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    1. IHN? 😂😂😂😂😂
      Please go back to sleep.

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  44. Good morning everyone... TGIF!!!!
    @oluwadarasimi thanks for that post ojare.. I need to borrow myself brain.
    My mood swings these days... I can't deal mehn...
    Kisses everyone... Have a blessed day.



    #Hwaiting

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  45. Good morning all, please I want to know if all this instagram comedians pay people for video ideas, all them maraji, wofai e.t.c cos I have lots of ideas that I want to make money from.

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  46. IT IS FRIDAY !!! best day of the week, happy weekend all. Chikito I want to be like you when I grow up. Queen and Boss, I miss you

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    1. @falcon hahahaha. Don't mind @BVClaire oh. She's just a drama queen. Interestingly she doesn't look like one 😂

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  47. Let it go, let it go
    Can’t hold it back anymore
    Let it go, let it go
    Turn away and slam the door
    I don’t care
    What they’re going to say
    Let the storm rage on
    The cold never bothered me anyway...

    That was from the animated movie 'Frozen'.
    My daughter loves this movie so much. After the Barbie series, Frozen comes second. Just tell her to tell you about Elsa and Anna and you will hear a narration that will blow you away. She will gleefully tell you the story in her own version without a care in the world. lols....
    I also love the movie, I've watched it several times and I still enjoyed it last night while watching again.

    This little angel of mine triggered my love for Kiddies Animated movies but unfortunately, time would not allow me to watch more than just a handful.. did I love them? I enjoyed the ones I saw so much.... Ballerina, Frozen, Moana, Boss Baby, Barbie collection, etc..

    Sometimes I wonder what it would have been like if she were a boy lols.. She is such a darling, as she grows, she intrigues me more...

    #daughtersrock

    Wow!!! so D'Royalty can be this normal you may wonder. Well, this is the real me....




    Outside the comment section of course. IkwakwakwakwakwaKwakwakwakwakwa


    I should start writing a book already....na time be my problem jare..

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    1. I love that movie frozen too and I know all the songs they sang in it. Have you seen Frozen 2? The sequel is out

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  48. Ask a yoruba person for his/her number and u will hear.....Sero hate sero, sis hate sis, tiri, hate, tiri, sefun, sis (08068638376) na my hentihen number be that.

    Ask Hausa man nko?
    U will hear...tzero seben tzero, pipe pipe. seben, por pipe por eleben (0705574 5411).
    Na my Gilo numva ve that.

    THEN ASK an Anambra man... U get this...
    Not ate not,tliple tili, dozen dozen tili
    (0803331212 3),
    ●●●Lmao##

    Atheist biko come and answer me ooo
    If Martins Aboy is SDK computer Village,
    What about Chike oko Anike chikito....Alaba 1 of SDK abi Babalawo of Sdk?
    Hehehehehe atheist is a case study.
    Different characters live here on this blog,and that's what makes here lit.
    Good morning FAM

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  49. I'm eating my tears right now
    I had to hide to send dis cos hubby doesn't want me asking Google so many questions anymore.
    Last night was d second longest night of my life.
    Yesterday went for scan cos I was spotting light brownish blood,was discovered DAT my baby died at 7 wks cos of d malaria injection I was given in GPC Ubth
    Tomorrow my baby would hv been 10,wks old,today is evacuation, what an irony of life
    I'm bitter, I'm angry with God for allowing dis to befall me.
    D tears won't stop flowing,
    My spirit is broken,devastated
    I feel lost
    Darkness has taken over my day,
    Ubth doctor has killed my baby
    I feel like ending it all.

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  50. Goodmorning everyone and TGIF. @ chikito you replied my post on yesterday's chronicle. Yes, he will be a good lecturer but I don't think I have the resources to cater to that. My primary concerns are my 2 kids and myself. I was also a graduate without job but started with small businesses here and there just to fulfil my purpose in life and make sure my kids get all what they need. If he can hustle to raise funds for such course, I will give him moral support ( that's all I have to give him for now as I had invested in him before though not on the line you advised).I do 3 businesses and the money I get pays my bills and the very little I save will go for my masters next year. I'm trying by making the home a better place for him. I don't nag him again, I just do my thing and make myself happy.

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  51. Stella I was refreshing my mail oooh. Until I was tired 😂 and my ears were scratching me #isokay some gists in life must pass us by. But amo ring still 😁😁

    Good morning everyone ❤❤❤
    So, our picture selection party last night.... hmm! It eventually came to what @lipstickalley said about telling 3rd babe the truth. But to be fair to her, she's had insecurities from her childhood. So it pops up at times like this and a few others (One of the girls have known her from childhood days). Well when she started crying we knew that it was quite hopeless. I don't know sha... some people are really broken. When we go to church and we pray for healing, many of us say 'I'm not sick so let the sick people go'. Because we dont bave any physical illness or infirmity. But i tell you, there's a lot of hurt within some people that could be worse than physical infirmity. At this point I'm hoping she's even getting married for the right reasons - not because it's an avenue to make her escape from some of her childhood limitations. Today, if you're someone who went through shit (any kind of shit cos its not only financial) growing up, and you dont look like it, act like it or let it define you; I want you to look at yourself in the mirror and say- I AM STRONG. Doesn't matter if you have muscles or not 😂😂 You are strong, resilient and have determined to shapen your life; not let life panel beat you. There are so many broken people and I pray God heals them, cos a man without a healthy spirit doesn't have a source to pour from.
    #inspirationover

    Today I'm going to set alarm for IHN. Chaai! Haven't had some drama on here in a while 😂

    @iyede 😚😚😚
    Chike daaarling... I'd download full gist in za oza room 😂 but ugebe why do you like gist like this? Who do you? 😂😂

    Have a nice day people. TGIF 🎉🎊

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  52. Barracudianusaurusunamon - Hi, Guys. It's me again. (:

    Good morning, everyone. Today is Mrs. SALT E's birthday, I wish her success and more than she can wish herself, I woke up today with a pain in my back, been working on a biometric evaluation system, that solves DNA compatibility issues, working with 60,000lines of codes, the love for money, abi?

    I miss Gabz LLG, and Mr. Tunde in my group, Mrs. Trip isn't back, my cute little Ms. April, I miss them all.

    Have a nice day ahead, all.
    Shout out to:
    Beloved, Atheist, King xoxo mystery, Mr. Krix, Oga SS, Ma'am SDK, the Fairone, Ms. Lulu, Ms. MYS, Kidjo, the General's wife, blogbrity, ladybug, quicksilver and all I haven't mentioned, I enjoy all your posts.

    Q.E.D.
    Cheers.
    Yours Blogospherially.

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