In House News Today -MONDAY

Hello Everybody....How the Monday dey go?

#Ijustdeyobserve

Have a great day please,I am very busy.

ADAOBI A.K.A OGIDI MAMA IS FACE OF IN HOUSE NEWS

I'm feeling this my natural hair so much, as money no dey again for wig I say make I kukuma carry my God given hair like that. How Una see am? Fine bah? I know. SDK people I dey greet Una ooo and stella mama I dey hail you ooo
Kisses and hugs from me to you all



We dey salute back



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BEAUTIFUL FACE OF IN HOUSE NEWS

I decided to send my face for IHN as a fine woman that I am. Keep up the good work.
Bv queen Arabella, dewdrop, Salt E, hope life is treating you well.
Steffysofynsofly, don't be gone for too long.
Quicksilver and Atheist, I am a fan.
Wet kisses to y'all, love from Kaduna.




Where pastors daughter go?



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SAD MAIL I GOT


Hi Stella, how are you doing (family? I want to talk to someone about my life and sorry to brother you(I know you have your life too.Seem am not meant to come to this world,think is best I leave because at 36 years have nothing to show(have try my best getting a stable job after ten years I finish university.Am good at rendering service but how do I turn that into money(PA job?Am no body in my family.

my friends are all married and I had to cut them off because of the pressure of getting married.I don't think am the worst person not to be in a good relationship.

Well,am sorry to bother you my dear Stella but you are someone I look up to. .......


*If you want to help this lady with a Job or you are Single and wanting to mingle Marriage wise,please contact me for her email address



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WOMEN AND HEALTH PALAVA


Hello Stella, 

Much love to you. Thanks for posting my mail about short let in Newyork. 

I have one gist for you and BVs just to warn women out there who may find themselves in similar situations. 

My mum is in her mid 50s. She had 6 of us and my Dad is late. He's been dead for about 8years now.


She attended a women's conference last month where they did some random checkup on their  bodies to test for breast cancer, fibroid etc. Turns out she had a tumor that was bleeding in her vagina. They quickly called her attention to it, asking her when last she had sex, had a baby etc and told her she had to go to a proper hospital to have it checked and taken out. They couldn't outrightly determine if it was cancerous.


So she went back to Lagos where she lives, went to a private hospital, and then the doctor told her that the growth was in between her womb and cervix, and that it would be a very delicate operation process as the growth has been there a long time and was really big. So he has to take out her womb first, before he can have the tumor removed. This piece of information apparently had my mum petrified, and then the Doctor informed her that the cost of removing her womb would be N200k, and that after that they would discuss the cost of bringing out the tumor.


Now what got my mom suspicious was that he gave this diagnosis without carrying out a proper scan or X Ray to determine the extent of the damage. He simply felt around her belly area and her vagina. 


To cut the long story short, I had to read and do some research on my own about this tumor (cervical poplyp) and my findings was that it wasn't cancerous, which was quite a relief (although it could be if it gets infected) and no where close to the womb. In fact it has no business with the womb and is only found in the cervix and can be easily removed even in a doctor's office without any major operation or protocol. It is quite common in older women who have had kids or have started menopause, and is no cause for alarm.


 Hmmmm, I say nawa for naija doctors o. She had to call the institution that first conducted the check up on her for a reference hospital in Lagos and had it taken out for only N35k exclusive of medication which cost another 18k or so.


She said the process was quick, painless and done in the doctor's office as I had read and she even watched it being taken out on a screen in front of her. Whats more, they first conducted a scan. 


My advise to women out there, please do not act on the verdict of a single doctor. Try to get different diagnosis. Because the heartache that comes with the information some fake doctors give can kill even quicker than the illness. 

Cheers.

Mimi 



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MINI FLAT NEED/BAG OF NOVELS GIVEAWAY


  Please Stella i need to urgently find a mini flat or a big room self contain in surulere. Anyone that can help with this can contact me on 08177153854. I also have a bag of novels to give out to anyone interested . Location is surulere. 




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IN NEED OF ACCOMMODATION

am in need of an accommodation around Ago,Apata n Masa Masa. I love to deal with landlord straight or anyone  trying to relocate. My budget is 250k for 2bedroom flat,this is my contact 08021300271.Thanks





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LOOKING FOR A BABY DADDY



I have an unusual request and I would want to implore you to help me post it in IHN or wherever you deem fit. Stella hun, I'm pleading with you with the love you have for your children to please help me post this and not turn it down. 


I'm 37 and want to experience the joy of motherhood like you and every mother. Now straight to the point...I'm tired of waiting for true love because it seems I'm not meeting the right men no matter how much I try. I'm afraid of not getting the opportunity to be a mother in my life. 


I severed ties with a former friend years ago when she gossiped and mocked me behind my back because then I was battling fibroid. Done an operation since 3 years now so I'm fibroid-free. My last relationship made me feel good till I found out he was married & won't want to cause another woman pain. It hurts letting go but it is the right thing to do. 



I'm tired of being heartbroken. I don't want to wait for love anymore as that might take a while as I'm now being very wary and cautious. I sincerely want someone who is ready in all ramification to bring forth a child into this world with me. Someone to co-parent together with amicably. I'm hoping to meet someone who shares the same ideas and desire as myself. It took me a lot of deliberation before deciding on this.

 I prefer someone who know what he wants and isn't afraid to go get it, preferably someone financially comfortable, caring and kind. I can be reached on cherishlife@yahoo.com


Madam why dont you meet people you know instead of looking for total strangers or you go to a sperm bank or do a one night stand..You dont need to look for someone financially comfortable 


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END TIME MONEY

‎Stella Please hide my email. Thanks 
Stellastica, I must say you are doing a great job with your blog. To say I am blog struck lol is to say the least. This blog is home for me 
 Fast forward to Friday when I got the shock of my life. 


I am a corp member currently  serving in Abuja. Batch A Stream 2 ‎. Meanwhile there's this man I met in the bank on one of my outings ( good looking tho). One thing led to the other, we got talking and boom we exchanged numbers.
He calls quite regularly trying to indulge me in naughty discussions and I tactfully dodge all of them. In a bid to be nice I agreed to go on a date with him just   to know him a little better. 


We got to a cozy lounge around maitama, drank, ate and pretty much had a good time gisting . He tried to kiss me and I didn't let him. For some funny reasons, I wasn't feeling his personality. ‎After a while he dropped me off at my place. The calls kept coming  in from him and text messages too. He seemed caring, concerned and emotionally available. So I decided to go on a second date with him. This happened on Friday. we got to the same location again. Got gisting and all. Plus he started talking about how open minded he is.


 Dude even went as far as suggesting a 3some. This is an old man in his late 40s o. I even got to know eventually  he is married with a daughter.(ultimate deal breaker)

He wanted to kiss me as usual but I didn't let it happen, I hid my lips in between my mouth. He tried and tried  till he was frustrated and allowed me be. 

He made me promise him hot sex when next we see and I did because I needed to leave but in my heart I was like ( I will never see this man again ooo after today) but the mysterious  happened when ‎he dropped me off at home. When I was about leaving he counted some good amount of  1000 naira notes and handed it to me. I remember vividly that I carefully tucked  the money into my pocket, greeted him goodbye and headed for my apartment . 


On entering the room, I put my hands inside my pocket only to discover that the money had mysteriously disappeared. I checked my jeans to confirm if I have a hole in my pocket and I hadn't none...
I was shocked and I had to check round the places I walked to be sure it didn't fall off but found nothing still. 

Bvs to say I am shocked is an understatement, I am overwhelmed in fear
In fact I had a similar experience sometime in April inside a vehicle I entered but this one gave me jitters.

Please women, don't be in a rush to have casual sex with random men just because you think he's loaded or nice. 
Who knows what happens to the girls he sleeps with ?

But seriously, some men are not pure. Be careful! This is ember month. Thank God I dodge a bullet on that one. 
Meanwhile does anyone have a similar experience, please share too. I'll be reading comments. 
Ps: the magician has not called since then, I'm guessing he knows have figured him out cos I sent him a text about  the missing end time money.

‎Bv phenomenonal Woman 

*Madam go and check your womb if it is still there oooooooo




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 ATTENTION BVS IN JOS

I am looking for a good tailor and someone who can make hair in Jos as I just relocated here please. 

I don't want all those ones who are mouthy and yet can't deliver cos wetin my eye see with the event decorator were come decorate my wedding hall in August for Auchi hmmm that na story for another day. 

So please if you can make hair and sew very well and you are in Jos get in touch.

Thank you



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MAMA TEE SERIES

MAMA TEE THE BEBEYO

After standing for over one hour on the queue in the banking Hall of a new generation bank, my body started shaking. 


I quickly searched around for an empty space to sit, found one close to the stairwell and sat there on the bare floor. Now, talking about fainting in banking  halls, there is hardly a time I visit this particular bank on Friday or Monday that a customer doesn't faint on the queue in the banking hall.. story for another day.


So after settling in my sofa on the floor, I felt a tug at my blouse. Wow! It was a baby! A beautiful plumpy baby girl of about 5 months old. The woman holding her was either in her late 40s or early 50s. The baby also looked so much like her.


I started playing with her calling her 'omo grandma' 'grandma's photocopy' 'grandma's baby, etc.
At a point baby started crying , I continued saying ' Don't disturb grandma, baby girl', bla bla bla

And then 'grandma' started breastfeeding baby

I was dumbfounded

Then suddenly, it dawned on me that all this while, the woman's face was blank while I was calling her grandma. Ordinarily, she should have smiled or something...

See where my 'bebeyo' landed me. I felt stupid for assuming she was the baby's grandma just because she looked like one. Who knows, she might have been TTC throughout her younger years, the baby could be as a result of an unplanned pregnancy, she may have remarried and her new hubby wanted a child, so many thoughts ran through my head. I quickly apologised to her for calling her the baby's grandma, she told me she was used to it, that I shouldn't bother.

That was how I remained sober till I got home that day. Hehehehe. Mama Tee 'bebeyo'.

Mama Tee


LMAO



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IYA IBEJI SERIES
THE THIRD HOLE

When I was in SS 1 I had 2 close friends. One morning before lectures one of them said. 
" Do you know we have three holes" I was like how? There is one for wee-wee, one for poo-poo and which other one again? 

She described where it was and said she even put a pen inhere and it all went in. Our eyes widened. Did it hurt? She said no.

So what's the purpose of this hole?  She said that's where baby came from and that's where Mr "P" goes in. Our eyes almost fell out. Really the whole time we thought Mr P goes in through the wee wee hole. 
I couldn't wait to get home and try it.


Got home off panties and brought out Biro,  then  thoughts started flashing,  if this Biro should get missing inside by mistake now Lord knows shame won't even make me cry for help. 

I mean how will I  tell my father that there is Biro in my vajayjay. So to play safe I inserted my longest finger and it went in straight no hold up, I gathered liver and put the Biro half way the thing entered without struggles so I started thinking just how deep was this hole sef.


The next day in school me and my friends shared our experience. 
We decided to take our knowledge of the third hole to another clique. So we told these set of girls and they burst into laughter. 

That are we seriously just knowing about the vajayjay. I was 16 years old while my other friends were 15. We had to beg them not to tell others. 
Thinking about it now made me realise I was slow sha.  I know what 16 year olds are capable of these days.

So please I have a question at what age did you discover your vajayjay?

The Iya beji 1


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SALES EXECUTIVE NEEDED URGENTLY

Dear Stella,

I hope this email meets you well.

We are a start up baking business urgently looking for a vibrant young lady who has some knowledge of baking. The individual does not have to be an expert, an intermediate knowledge will suffice, must be living around Lekki phase 1, must be willing to work and learn as well. A monthly stipend will be given.  All interested candidates should forward their CVs or contact numbers to CONTACTHOBS@GMAIL.COM, a telephone interview will be arranged.




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VACANCIES

A major hotel chain, Residency Hotels Limited (ENUGU) needs experienced staff. The following vacancies are now available. Note: Send in your CVs only if you have experience in Hospitality industry and reside in ENUGU.

1. House Keepers

2. Laundry Men/Women

3. Marketers

4. Security Men/Women

5. Cooks (local and continental dishes)

6. Receptionist/Front Office

7. Waiters/Waitress

8. Duty supervisors (with Experience)

9. Housekeeping Supervisors (with Experience)

10. Food and Beverage Supervisors (with Experience)

11. Lounge/Nightclub Supervisors (with Experience)

12. Accountants

13. Hotel Manager


Please send in your CV to info@myresidencyhotel.com and state ENUGU/POSITION applied for as the SUBJECT of your mail. Only if you meet the requirement and base in ENUGU, or willing to relocate.



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Urgent vacancies for interested blog visitors.

INVITATION TO INTERVIEW. A recruiter is hiring Direct Sales Agents for the Insurance Industry. If you are interested, send your CV to oruye@yahoo.com. If you are shortlisted, a text message will be sent to schedule your Chat/Training.


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