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Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Just For Fun,,

This should be Interesting!....






Mine would be ''I think you need me in your life to keep that smile permanent''
Hahaahahhaahha might as well be proud about it huh!





153 comments:

  1. They can like to invite to church eh..

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    1. Guy...telling us this from experience abiπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†



      Mc pinky

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Atheist you are not a Christian how come you know?

      Oh! I remember. They want you to accept God in your life...

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    3. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜…

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  2. You look 'similiar'! Are you frequent in this locality???

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    1. Because he is not regular and you want to enter him like Bangdadadang.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Lol.

      U look like someone I use to know. Can I be ur friend?

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    3. You are so cute, can I get your number so we can know each other better over lunch or something.

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  3. Ooooh lord! I can't think of any, awkward....

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    1. Ofcos we must have been gisting...so d line will go..."I like u, I really like u alot,. Tell me more abt u"...

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  4. Ooooh lord! I can't think of any, awkward....

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  5. Can ladies toast????

    See stellz punchline sef? If na me, I go just ask u, which smile???πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Ola Moneyyyy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Women don't know it's not easy to toast.

      Stella nwanyi oma that you toasting no enter... Lol

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    2. Sure ladies toast wella, if youre a guy & a lady has never hit on you, then youve not had somethg on you to catch their attention.

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    3. yimu see Atheist hyping himself.

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    4. Lolz..

      Na style style girls go take toast guys ooo..

      Uhmm.. Waiting sha!!

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    5. Justified mom, if you see him you wont believe hes the one behind this atheist ID, ajebo looking cute guy

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    6. Anon 18:07 alias atheist,dis your desperate don three much

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    7. The two anonymouses ahead! Is it ur desperate? Allow the guy sell himself...the world is a market πŸ’Ή, sell as u like


      Anonymous Rasta

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  6. Hmmmmmmm...this one bad ooooo

    Let me spread my mat while I send someone to buy me cold zobo



    Mc pinky

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    1. You don join my babe yori yori princess dey drink zobo

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  7. Seems i know you somewhere, i saw you at my island?

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    1. Hey! Do you have a pen? Cause I'm dropping my number. Better still i'll say, 'nice shirt and beautiful smile'.

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  9. Hi,

    I have never done this before, you must be special.

    Kikikikikikkiki

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    1. Ofcourse I'm... What next!?


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    2. Elastic, i hope you are not looking for a boo here πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I am not as patient as Ed biko.

      Sandy Mama, Howdy

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    3. I am fine dear Lip...10x!

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  10. Excuse me your face looks familiar.
    We have a church program....
    How are your girlfriends.
    Double Yimu ....πŸ˜…

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    1. I don't have time to play. I'll just gist with you for a while, then look deeply into your eyes And say "I like you".

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  11. Hi. Hmm... You look like an enhanced version of my gorgeous cousin.

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  12. Hey youuu, You sure know how make a woman wish... blah, blah, blah

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    1. What do you wish?


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    2. I don't do dis,,i like u,i think there is sometin we need to find out,,can we be frnds if u r ok wt it

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  13. I will just go straight to the point.

    Like, I like you. Would you be mine??

    #yinmu. I nor get the liver abeg.

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    1. Yours? Who are you?? You get money??? I dont want liability o! Lol



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    2. If it is for I like you, I get that kind liver if the guy is worth it 😁

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  14. I like you. Wanna go on a date?

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  15. I can't fit o. For where? So he can go behind me and gossip to his friends?

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  16. I lost my number, can I have yours??πŸ˜‰

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    1. hahahahahahahahahaha, how you wan take call am when you don lost your number?

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    2. LMAO and if I was the guy,I'd reply 'what are you high with?

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  17. Step aside babe, mo fe sare ri e briefly. Look into my eyes, what do you see? You'll see love. Mo feran e t'okan t'okan, t'inu t'inu. Lo ro kan sha, mo fe ka di t'oko t'aya. πŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜πŸ˜˜

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  18. Since most guys like to hear about sex. Will tell him i love to have some good time with him in the other room. That i have been so crazy about him n will like to feel his strength.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Free sex?
      Abeg I go run.
      You wan give me HIV or suffer me in your spirit world ? Me no like spirit wife abeg, because you get plan

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    2. I'm available in case you mean it...



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    3. Ain't that cheap?

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    4. Dude will just gbensh, clean mouth and waka.
      Except if you are ok with that.

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    5. Elastic u say what??πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

      I can't even do anything with her, even my dick will refuse to rise up to an ovation clap.

      That's too cheap.

      Ion like cheap girls, and ion like it when a girl takes months to say yes..

      I just bone n free u

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    6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„

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  19. I like you, can i be your girlfriend?

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  20. Hi, can you help me with a tip to make this headache go away

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  21. I have grown fond of you over the past few weeks or months i don't mind us take the friendship to the next level thats as if you don't mind I like your ready

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  22. Hi, with an enticing smile and in a subtle voice

    ''Hi, I love your shoes (or shirt or belt), would you mind inroducing me to your dealer cos I would love to buy something similar for my favorite cousin's birthday.

    Would do think?

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    1. *Introducing
      *What do you say/think

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    2. Lol
      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Nne na just to give you the seller's number and leave you there

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    3. Thats not a problem...*Hands her the dealer's number*


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    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚osheyyy! Favourite cousin. Lmao

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  23. baby I will take care of you pass nanny#inmayorkun'svoice

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    1. O boi! Ya mama born you well and you are beautiful sorry handsome to me...

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    2. As in tahtah eku na aka..? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. Lols... Nanny dey give me scissors kick and reverse cowgirl. Plus she sabi sing with my microphone.. You fit?



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  24. One once claimed she spotted me in her church and then I requested to know the colour and type of cloth I had on on the day in question and she mentioned something completely off. She didn't come to me I went to her when I saw just how much she kept staring when I walked pass. Lol.

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    1. Kikikikikikiki... how did it go?

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  25. I will be like, I like you! Can we be more than friends? Hahahahaha 😁

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  26. Your room must have a terrific view dude...

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    1. And another one ready to bite the dust.

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    2. Uncle Bolaji come carry ooooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. Oyea! Especially during a cold night.



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  27. Heres the best method i can remember.... im sure id be helping some ladies 2day...

    A lady walked pass me im the banking hall, i didnt notice her initially cus i was moody that day, plus the crowd i met there, so she walked back to me & said.. "Sorry to take ur time", i was already stretching my biro to her cus na for bank them beg biro pass... so she said, oh no it was ur fragrance that caught my attention, so we both smiled & i gave her my attention. She asked if it was "Tom ford".. so i said no, its actually Carolina Herrera, & i dislike sharing the name of my fragrance, i love smelling unique... so i wasnt specific which C.Herrera, she further asked if the bottle was silver... i rssponded no its actually sea blue, so she proceeded to say "would it inappropriate if u could snap the bottle & send to my whatsapp wen ure less busy at home"? i almost wanted to google it right there but she was cute also, so i obliged & said okay, then she asked 4my number.. funny thg is it took us 2days b4 i sent the pic cus we started talkn about a whole lot 4getn the perfume..

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    1. Howfar...

      Gist never complete ooooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


      How did it go???

      You can't b my friend oo.. How ll u not finish gist?

      What happened after?
      Did she come to your place?

      Oya oya jareπŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

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    2. Atheist Baba, let me raise Beyonce hand for you. Looool

      So what happened after, if she wasn't cute you wont have given her your number?

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    3. Nicely done!

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    4. She obviously wasn't after the Perfume in the first place.

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    5. Baba oh!πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
      That babe gave you close marking.πŸ‘ No escape route😁

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    6. This is a very sharp move...

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    7. Ola, use ur imagination complete the dotted lines.

      If she looked like someone that thinks touring europe is an achievement or xtends lifespan, id google it right there 4 her 2 see, lol

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    8. Who thinks touring Europe is an achievement???

      UhmmmmmπŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™† what a EKAJOYful shade thrown.

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    9. Lol did you bang though?

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    10. Atheist I saw what you did there damn! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™Œ

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    11. Atheist, I raise Beyonce hand for u. U is verrry badh dude. Lols

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    12. Hahhahahahahaha

      Atheist the Great!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Baddddd boy! But u sef can do shakara for women. Have always suspected it. And This just confirmed itπŸ˜‚

      #SelfConfidenceIsAnAttractiveQuality

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    13. Hahahhahahahahahaha

      Atheist the Great!
      I had to come back here!πŸ˜‚
      Cos your come backs are omg!πŸ™Œ
      LMAO πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  28. Hahahaha I will say "guy you are my color oo" stupid line I heard back in the days and one nna bros told me same today.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Very omataish toasting.

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  29. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

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    1. Remove the 'F' in your name and replace it with 'L'.. Then i'll devour you.



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    2. Yo! Nice comeback

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  30. Hey! Tie your shoes. I don't want you falling for anyone else.😁

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    1. Elastic please respond to this ☝️, thanks

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    2. Lols...I belong to everybody



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  31. Baby u set my soul on firrrreee! Can I be your girl for a minute?

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      Ebi like say you like person wey dey punish you. Person that I capable of setting your soul on fire you wan make he be your bf?

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    2. For just a minute!? Meet Ola... He is a one minute guy.



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    3. Not too enticing jare...

      You girls can't even toast..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  32. You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

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  33. (Take a photo of him) I want to show my mom what my next boyfriend looks like.

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    1. Ojeèkpunakimotoachòjenyijenyi-urvillagepeople19 September 2017 at 23:12

      This type of girls are usually ugly.













      Did I say so?

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  34. I'd just compliment something on him.

    E.g Nice shoes. You must have really good taste.
    As I drop the compliment, na movement I de oh like it's just what it is- a compliment. but in my mind it's 50-50.
    If dude gets the 411, he should follow up and take it further 😁

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    1. *you must really have good taste

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    2. πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

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    3. Very tasteful way of 'toasting'
      🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

      You flash some green light and let him pick up on thatπŸ‘

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    4. will defintely follow u ooo and take it further bedly....😘😘😘

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    5. Hmmm.....my kind of line. Pick their shirts, belts or shoes. Throw a a subtle flirt by passing a compliment, then take a walk and leave em' to figure you out

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    6. Bloglord, no need for all that na, na to go straight to the point.

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    7. Slimqueen no naaa...
      Na small small dem de take lick hot soup😁

      Vivadrew your head is there✔πŸ˜πŸ‘

      Ola you no well oooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Iphi'm beke, very 'tasteful' I tell you. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      As a sharp guy I expect him to be, he suppose follow the lead.

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    8. Yels baby!!!😘😘😘

      Make it Subtle.
      Smile. But make it a hint of a smile.
      Then let him do the chasingπŸ˜‰

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  36. I just kent fit so dont want to even imagine jor.😜

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    1. Nwunne!😘
      Nwunne sup?
      Alalukwa taadinu?

      I know you kent!
      No be una again?πŸ˜‚
      Ada Ibe m!πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

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    2. Cool sis.😍 Inukwa?!πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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  37. My liver no reach,the highest I can go is to be your friend but if I had such gots I would say Are you google? cause you got
    everything I have been searching for..

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  38. Lovely shirt you've got there and it sure looks great on you....and your charming smile, hmmm...insert a wink to go along with flirt (my own na flirt).

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  39. I can be nutty when i want to,if the guy is cute,i could tell him straight up and walk away but to ask him out?kukuma kii me

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  40. #Words are like keys. 
    If you choose them right, they can open any heart and shut any mouth*

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    1. Kidjo choose ur words right & unlock his heart.

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  41. I'll compliment something he has on... Shirt, shoes, belt or if he smells nice

    HI, nice shoes (with my beautiful smile and eyes), he just has to know what I'm on about..


    I can't go and be doing something else please. After that line above, the way the guy will follow up, in future, he won't rememver I said nice she is first with a smile. Because she will talk about how he wooed me for long πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  42. In church pastor called me out (I wasnt expecting it) I was rushing forward and I needed to drop the jotter I was holding, I acted as if he was the only one around, I just handed him the jotter then shake my small nyash commot. At the close of service, he patiently waited for me to take my jotter back (I knew that would happen) I took it back with my gorgeous smile. That was how me n bobo became friends kos he took my number. He's a sweet guy.
    #ashewooosister......lol

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    1. Awwwwww
      I actually like this😍😍

      LMAO @ ashawooo sisterπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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