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Sunday, 24 September 2017

Sunday In House Gists - Nightmare Neighbour ......

Most people live with Neighbours that are like Nightmares better imagined!





What is the worst thing a neighbour ever did to you that you cant forget?
So you have this crazy neighbour(s) that you just have to live with..?

Can you share the worst thing they ever did to you?Annoying but hilarious?Or just plain Annoying that remembering it makes you crack a vein..lol


This post was inspired by a BV who mailed me saying ''My neighbour stole my clothes after i washed and hung them out and another masturbated in front of my door

 What!!!

152 comments:

Firstlady blessing said...

Hmm

Miss Ess said...

I have never encountered a terrible neighbour though.

Rhoda Rex said...

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Waiting for comments.

Anonymous said...

My neighbour in uk fuck from 6pm to 6am.it seems they are in my room.I don't sleep .This happens every Friday to Saturday morning. Panting like horse, screams .The first time I thought they were killing somebody . I will even leave the house and go out I can still hear them. I will try to sleep in the sitting room the sound won't let me. The sound everywhere in my house .Had to bang the wall and scream stop stop,I am calling the cops then I started having peace .Havent heard from them since after that incident

Anonymous said...

I had this good Neigbour during my short period in Ilorin. She was so nice to me, always checking up to know if I was OK. Her husband was nice too. Her love for her husband is compared to none. At a point I felt all Ilorin Muslim girls have same characteristics.

Atheist ™ said...

some yrs back, my 1st apt in PH... this neighbour would just take it upon himself to switch off my Gen wen Nepa brings light, without informin me to change over.. he did it like 3x b4 i discovered he was the culprit & not my Gen being smart on its own, & to think we'r just on the hello & hi level of neighbours. The i ran out immediately it went off & caught him, i gave him a piece of my bad mouth, & told him never to touch my gen again even if it sounds worse than 1980 locomotive train.

love aloh said...

Enter your comment... My landlord apartment is very close to us. They cn burn food for africa and we only sleep with one eyes cause of fire outbreak

LUCIFER said...

Ok let the fabu begins

Anonymous said...

neighbors that quarrel all the time,hus and wife oo that the day ritualist came to their house we all thought they have started again,,, thank God for her life

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

Before I got married there was this annoying neighbours of ours that like doing things just to provoke us but na so we press ignore button for them. There was a time my mom farm a small portion of land behind our fence, na so this woman come dey rake say she been wan farm for there too, place wey no even near her fence o & these are same people that'll wash there clothes & come & dry them on our rope inside our compound without minding whether we'll wash our own clothes or not despite the fact that we've never been to their house to dry our own clothes. The last one that really annoyed me the most was when they brought animal skin with blood still dripping o & dried it on our fence despite the fact that they too have fence, chai that day I flared up eh, my mom was just telling me to ignore them I say lai lai enough is enough. I spark for them that day ehn they couldn't believe that was me. Anyway Sha, after that day, them no try any rubbish for our house again till they moved to another area.

Dreamcatcher said...

Let me read comments

Elastic said...

Mine wasn't a nightmare o...infact I wish the opportunity could happen again and again.

There was this neighbour(a lady) that came to borrow a movie from me, immediately I heard her voice at my door I quickly dashed into the bathroom and started taking my bathe..from the bathroom I asked her to come inside that my door wasn't locked. So she came in and told me she wanted to borrow some movies and I told her to select from the collections inside the drawer.

I continued taking my bathe in the bathroom while she was going through the CDs. Then I asked her if she can do me a favour and she said yes, so I begged her to come inside the bathroom and assist me to sponge my back that my hands couldn't get there properly...Lo and behold she entered the bathroom and the rest was history....lol




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Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Buahahhaa. Growing up i never really had neighbours cos well... places I lived didn't permit unnecessary interference or interaction with.
But it was a whole new ball game when i was in uni. My first experience bumping into neighbours often. Jeez!! Initially was hell cos I would come out and not even greet and head to school and back. I was termed anti-social etc, until I now understood that there is a way to live with neighbours.

But one particular house i lived in....The flats were all one-bed, but there was one studio on each floor for 'executive students' who could afford 😁 (that view from the top was the ish though πŸ‘Œ). Anyhoo, I was in the studio on the top floor.
So, the girl beside me was a medical student. Apparently, she was Cameroonian and dating a top Cameroonian politician's son. Fat thing oh! But be like say e get small money (their currency cos in naira him no fit) and he was living in France. The babe was quiet so we didn't have any issue UNTIL her bf came to visit the first time.

The following began to happen:
1. All the Cameroonians in town used to visit him to collect money (maybe) and eat free food
2. His PA who was also a student brought to monitor his babe and run errands for her in town, will come up 100 times a day and my window was just at the top of the stairs. So he will always peep to greet. I dont know if that we Cameroonian culture but it just meant I couldn't stay butt-naked again in my room and I like to be as eve once I shut my door. So that was very annoying.
3. The spice they used to cook their whatever. Once they cook, that shit smells from our floor to the ground floor.
4. Loud loud Cameroonian music and unnecessary highness with the boys bringing their babes. Music till 11pm
5. People lurking around the corridor and me just having a noise in my house. Jesu! I love a quiet house I can't stand noise.


Anyway, I took it the first time. By his next visit I went and knocked on their door one morning by 8am. Na music for my wall wake me up for early morning. headache!! Abeg oh turn volume down. They apologized. For where? Two hours later I was running to my friend's house to stay for the week. All this time i didnt compain to anyone even landlord. The next day after I returned, they were watching porn and increased volume to the highest and where laughing hysterically. I was just fuming alone when one of my neighbours (Who was a married student and her husband was around for the weekend) came and knocked on my door that abeg is that sound from my house that it's been happening all week. I told her I haven't even been around all week oh so it's definitely them. Na so we team up begin jam their door. The other two neighbours (ladies) on the floor came out that 'enough is enough'. We kicked the door until they opened it. One entered and headed straight for the switch. All of us on bum shorts. See craze nau! Shouting that they must pack out or landlord will meet us here today.

BasedOnLogistic said...

Hnmmm@Elastic

BLOGBRITY said...

So Nepa brought a bill of 13k for August, since we live in same kind of building, I knocked on my neighbors gate only for the Aboki to bounce me out saying there's a new law, regardless who it is, must call before entering

Never saw the need to have my neighbor's number so I left Angry n Sad.

Now I'm Angry at both my neighbor and his gateman. Well his gateman doesn't like me, so maybe he cooked that up

Blackberry said...

Hmmm was in school then,saw a dead toad in my kettle, n I had already re-boiled d water n used to make garri for lunch, twas my friend who visited me later who wanted to drink tea that saw d dead amphibian inside,my room mate remains a suspect till today, funny enough my friend said it could be my neighbour who I left in d house charging phone., all I know is belle no pain me.

Shirley said...

Lolz...skun skin Neigbour

Cynthia Iyede said...

I was a lil girl in my former neighborhood (face me, I knock you), I was pressed at midnight so I stood up to go ease myself though still felt sleepy.

I got to the passage leading to the bathroom and saw my neighbour clothed in white and swinging one stuff with smokes coming out of it used in celestial church. OMG! I almost fainted cos I thought I saw a ghost, ran back in panicking, dad had to escort me only for the woman to had left before we got out again. Na wa! I just can't forget this.

Shirley said...

Elastic is a bad boy

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

It was the guys on 2nd second floor who called landlord.
Meanwhile the fat thing was shouting 'i am king'. He now hitting his chest like king kong, pacing up and down (looking back maybe that guy wasn't even very alright, cos all his crew seemed to always pet him). That's how we were there. Even called carpenter working on some cabinets downstairs to take down their door, so the room can be open. The gf was just quiet watching the drama.

Anyhoo, landlord finally showed. The ppeople from the other wing came and said the music reaches them too. That today their cup is full they must pack out. Landlord now asked to handle it. He told us that please they are foreigners that we should not make them hate Nigerians that he would talk to them. He now asked caretaker to bring their agreement and showed where it was written that there was a no-noise policy, etc. Anyhoo, we had peace.

Only for the clown to knock on my door a week after with his 'subjects'. That they're sorry please he's going back to France and I should not take out his actions on his babe cos he's scared we would gang up against her as she's now alone. The babe just stood there like wet chicken. I just said 'OK' and slammed my door in their face. Chai! The babe was so scared for like one week when she sees me she would greet -unto mending fences. But i think afterwards, she realised I was harmless. Anyhoo, before his next visit I had graduated. And left the house for my friend who was serving. She said they behaved sha... lol

Kamikaze said...

Scrub your.....back?
Hian! It is not yet time for Anonymous night post o!

Atheist ™ said...

lol... ashawo

Red Wine said...

I can't remember anyone.

Anonymous said...

My neighbour is an ass! A man I can count a number of times I have seen him in my estate, with wife and kids at home d had guts to come to my apartment, remove one of my TV dish to use fix his faulty TV dish without asking me beats my imagination!! I called my landlord reported d matter to him 1st, called d security, send him to tell him that he shd install it back before i come back from work d next day otherwise it will be a police case, without apologies he fixed it back! I hate men who disrespect women!

Anonymous said...

Maybe he felt he was helping you and you weren't aware light had been restored.

becky naka said...

Lol, hoe and cutlass.

Anonymous said...

I need to be fucked like that.

Anonymous said...

Pants on fire!!!

Anonymous said...

My landlord's wife collected carton of malt I bought as drink for the husband and refused to release it to him. Landlord started asking me that I haven't bought drink, that its nor his wife that gave me house, I shouldn't have dropped it with her.


I later paid for a particular levy which he said she is collecting, she collected the N24,000 and never told her hubby until two years later when the discussion came up with me and her husband.



Fought her husband for allowing another tenant use an undeveloped land for poultry, I left the house in relief and I pray fervently for any landlord and house before renting since then.

Em jay said...

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natabombom said...

Dat was so kind of u

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

President D'Royalty (Stella's Original Blog Bff) said...

Ahhhh!
Neighbours?
I have seen more than enough endtime neighbours in my life, their stories can write a big story book.
This present one, if she greets you "good morning", before you answer, check your time. Her lies can wake the dead and she is teaching her kids to lie too, one of them damaged the tap installed outside our compound where other people in the neighbourhood fetch water from, she denied on behalf of the child, told the child to deny too. Another kid who witnessed it revealed the truth.

If I start narrating what she did to me, I might be decoded by friends and relatives that I told about the incident. Chai!

I overheard one woman who sells provisions in front of our compound telling another woman who sells foodstuff to beware of this my neighbour. Mama provision said my neighbour bought things worth #450 from her, paid #500 and when she was handed her change of #50, neighbour claimed she gave mama provision #1000. Mama provision had to empty the plastic container where she drops money on the floor in front of neighbour and one other customer, there was no single #1000 note in the container. Chai!
I try to avoid her as much as possible since she did what she did to me. We only greet when we meet outside our respective apartments.

Anonymous said...

What wrong has he done?
That "piece of your mouth" must be foul smelling!

Micki C said...

Had this neighbours that can stay a month without quarrels. Both are married and have kids. We all attend same church but their hatred for each other is appalling. The wives are not left out, see them trowing tantrums at each each other. The kids of less than 11 years old will be calming both parents down.

Anonymous said...

There was dis my neighbor a pastor ND wife they stay upstairs but wen ever they have their church activities they would use the compound to cook after cooking dis woman can never give any of his neighbors to taste πŸ‘… always disturbing our nose with party rice 🍚 smell until one day after cooking they will pure water to flow to our own flat day very day was angry ND told her never to allow dat water cross our flat just went in straight didn't even allow her talk. Somebody wey be say she ND her husband go see u for bus stop Dem no go fit give u lift na that one dey vex me pass. That pastor no be better one wey no love him neighbor. Thank God they have moved out.

Spicy Dobis said...

Had neighbours while in school, these boys will alway knock on my door for everything .. It remained to ask for cigarette..

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Then my UK neighbours too. Werey!
First apartment, we were only 5 blacks- 2 Nigerians, 2 Ghanaians and 1 East African. So we loved ourselves. But can these people let us? Bullying was 100 πŸ‘Œ we complained to the accommodation managers. Those ones won't take action cos they were white too. We wrote a petition to the school and asked to sue accommodation management (we see dey find money πŸ˜‚). Before we had peace. We were treated like gold afterwards. Even offering us morning tea *hiss*

I moved to another house, landlords were an old couple. Twin duplex but all foreigners on one side. All brits, but one Nigerian on the other side. So i made the habit of praying by midnight for one hour. One day I was praying and someone knocked my wall from the other side. Hian! I ignored. Cos when they want to party here I can't sleep. And they can driiiiink and screeeeaam!

That's how they wrote a letter calling us niggas etc (mind you one of us was thai). And saying that all sorts of rubbish. Terrible English and poor writing. They put it through the letter box. It was around 2am and they knocked loudly before dropping the letter. So i woke up running to the door, thinking a housemate had come in late and misplaced keys. only to see a letter peeping at me. I opened it. 'Dear house 62 niggas.....yours sincerely, prestigious house 60 residents'. Haha. That night I wrote them a more insulting letter, banged their door till someone came, personally handed her the letter (I no fear face) and went back. I insulted them plus their English and writing, called them illiterates, noisy drunkards, called their ancestors recipients of the black plague and that why some of their brain cells aren't functioning, that i am exorcist thats why i make them uncomfortable etc πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I worded it well she so the insult was subliminal. The next day they went to tell the Nigerian girl that see what i wrote them, she now came and asked me why naau. Thankfully I didn't trash their letter as suggested by my housemate (they included time and date in theirs and I did in mine). So I showed her their own, that really??! They party all day, have loud sex, play music. I don't talk. I pray for one hour is a problem. That even if, couldnt they have asked politely. That please I'm even going to show landlord the letter let's settle amicably. She now said they refused that they don't want trouble.

So I had my peace.
Chai! I dey craze sha πŸ€”

Let me go and eat Sunday rice

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Wow!!! 😱😱😱

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Naughty you πŸ˜›

ummie Hajra said...

My neighbours are wicked wallahi, they changed the keys to gate and started locking our gate before 8pm. I will just be patient cos i just have two more months for the service year to be over and i will leave this dead zone jigawa for them

Anonymous said...

It could be nobody.
Toads wander into people's houses often.
Seen them in mine.

Marvel said...

Mine was a very wicked neighbour.This man made me hate these people that carry bag and umbrella from door to door.For no reason at all this man and his family just hated us.Many times in the middle of the night we have seen him dig something in the compound, mind you they are also tenants like us o.My mum and I will wake up in the morning and find several times our front hair being shaved off. There was once the daughter that's my age mate told me to pray so her father won't cut my hair that night;d following morning my hair was shaved again. These are people that never miss their church commitment, the man is like a pastor in their own congregation. Am I going to talk about the pressing at night and even in braod day light? We had to become more prayerful. One day he woke up very early in the morning and told my mum and I never to greet him again that he does not understand our power.The one that made them park out finally was when his wife told me that she will make me run mad,the husband also threatened me in my dream and i challenged them back that its their daughter that will run mad.The next day his daughter was laughing at me that i will see.God of the innocent fought for me,that same week just like that one hot afternoon this girl went mental,like play like play o.She was put in chains. This was in 2010,till today she is still mad and now walking on the streets. Touts and all these sexually depraved men impregnated her last i heard.The shame made them pack out of the compound then. This world is a very terrible place

Anonymous said...

we have one stupid neighbor like that too, God!! I hate him and his wife to death.. if I talk wentin the idiot do my family ehnnn, the whole comment section here will not be able to take it, as the Yoruba demons that we are, we show this guy and his 16yrs old wife pepper, we make them know say this is a Yoruba land you can come and oppress us here, I saw him this morning with some group of people, I greet everyone expect him and his wife, chaii, the thing pain am diee.. I can read it through his face.. the other day he came to collect light bill, he have to call one of our Yoruba neighbor to come collect it on his behalf... them no born the bastard to come near our door... he brought his mum and niece from the village to come stay with him, we later discovered they were both witches.. trust us na.. we use mountain of fire prayer drive them out of our place, they since return to their idoma village (Benue) where they belong too... awon oloriburuku somebody..


***that barrack boy****

Chidinma Grace said...

My neighbour poured dirty water she had been collecting for the whole week on me after my final year exam. I nearly killed her.

Em jay said...

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But why you dey fear? 🀣🀣🀣🀣

Cassandra Carter said...

Mine was this nasty neighbor that wanted to try mortal combat with me at all cost. We shared a balcony, so she would put her stinky trash can on the side where I sit and refuse to empty it until maggots started coming out! Eventually we had to leave the apartment cuz of her. I kinda believe she had rabbies and just needed to bite my by force! God no gree.

Anonymous said...

Back then in the barracks, mama Terso was such a troublesome woman, her husband even avoided her like a plague. He went to work everyday and did every thing to return late because she used ever available opportunity to pick fight publicly with him. As barrack kids, we rarely stayed in the house because the allocated apartments (8-man's quarters) were always tight and never had enough space to play since almost all the officers had more kids than they could cater for.
Mama Terso made life unbearable for all her neighbours whenever we went to the public tap to fetch water, she was there with her kids, Ngu, Serwese and Terso, carrying every container that could hold liquid in the house. She was never early at the public tap but anytime she arrived, she felt everyone must give her the chance and she would stand there while her kids took water home to fill their containers everyone else must wait because no one wanted her trouble.
She entered people's kitchens at will to get live coal to make fire in her house. She would end up killing the person's flame and wouldn't even give a hoot.
On her day of judgement, this DPO who's son was so notorious and had been away in NDA Kaduna, returned home. He sent his younger to get him a bucket of water to have a shower and after a long time, he hadn't returned. He went looking for his brother and saw that the brother was not even almost getting the water yet. Mama Terso was at her usual. He calmly (unusually) went to mama Terso to allow him get just a bucket to have a shower and she unleashed her tongue on him! Everyone moved away to safer ground. This boy got his lanyard and whipped silly from this woman. No one came to her aid. The children knew better than putting head in the game. People could have run to tell her husband but he didn't come around. That weekend, we didn't see them again, we were told they had gone to the village. Until I left there, I never saw the family again.

Omasiri said...

Pathetic attempt at lying and trying to be funny same time

Stella Onyinye said...

At home the neighbor were cool but when I entered school eh, it's one hell of nosy set of people

Kamikaze said...
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Anonymous said...

I'm sleeping with my neighbors boyfriend.she is my friend aswell and are so close.but I can't help it.she started with telling me how good the guy is in bed and how he gives head b4 penetration and how he spoils her with gift.but one day they had a fight and he refused to pick her calls,she called with my fon,when he heard her voice,he restricted.that was how I got the number.i called him much later and pleaded with him to come to my own apartment so that he and my friend can resolve.he accepted.my friend was happy too.
It was a Saturday afternoon,he came in.i told my friend that I will call her after hearing from him.that was how I seduced him and we did it.he later forgave my friend.and we continued o,anytime he comes,he wil come and say hi to me and I either give him head or he does.sometimes he will send my friend on an errand and f**k me.i have travelled with him on so many occasions.my friend is just blinded by trust,she would hav noticed.let me stop here jare

Omeh said...

Hahahahaha

Lipstickalley said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha, this your story funny die, racist pigs.

Push up said...

This is the funniest thing I have heard better get out of there before they roast you alive

ProudlyDeltan15 said...

He was just helping you. Damn you are a rude person. People like you that they don't do good for.

STARRY LARRY said...

Elastic!!! You well so πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚




*Larry was here*

Mystique said...

Chikito the professional fire for fire!

Anyhoo, let me come and be going abeg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒ

Sweet Mother said...

Go back and thank him.Dont always look for "the bad" in the things people do for you.

Sweet Mother said...

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Anonymous said...

abeg go, i don tire 4 ur yeye gist.
Boring tale yet it wont end

Anonymous said...

My own neighbor na another thing... When I moved into the house, he just started telling me stories that would scare me(like the landlady is a witch, he normally hears different things crying in the night) and after that, he would ask me to come slee in his own apartment so that nothing bad would happen...in fact my neighbor story long oooo....

Love made me

SANDY YO said...

No be you again.πŸ˜‰ Bad boy. Looolz!

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

He has no shame. SMH.
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Greatlady. said...

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Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Yuck!
She no try πŸ‘Ž

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Lolz

Anonymous said...

I can to food burning by a neighbor, there this Yoruba woman,if her food don't get burned then it not good for serving,even when she right there in the kitchen. Heard she died may her soul rest in peace, such a gentle woman

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Lol...

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

No you are not a friend, have you heard of Judas?

Iphie dearie said...

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Unsolicited help.
Two things:
Either he was just being helpful
OR
He needed to help you 'Shut it'
πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

Iphie dearie said...

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Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT said...

Anon 16.05 alayebaje neighbour, stop calling her your 'friend' abeg. The venom in your stomach is more lethal than a black mamba and rattle snack combination. What will an 'enemy' do if you a so called friend can do this? God is watching you and i can tell you for a fact that it will not end well for you. Neighbour ofo

Em jay said...

Nice story chiki.

Iphie dearie said...

Your bodi too dey hot.
See as you describe them finish.
Well my Dad says Cameroonians love their music and 'life' in generalπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
You jam rock be that.
Where is the rest of the story?😁

Iphie dearie said...

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😩😩😩😩

Iphie dearie said...

😩😩😩😩😩

Iphie dearie said...

They love their booze too.😁

Iphie dearie said...

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Iphie dearie said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
This one is thievery in broad daylight

Iphie dearie said...

This 'ND' looks familiar.

Anyways, what do I know sef?
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2 much juice| 2 much sauce said...

Lol really crazy people around

Iphie dearie said...

😩😩😩😩😩

2 much juice| 2 much sauce said...

My dear this Nepa people are very stupid

Iphie dearie said...

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Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT said...

The only time i had issues with neighbours was when we were still living on the mainland, very bitter, jealous and angry people. My husband bought me a new car and their fangs came out but they ended up biting themselves. In my estate now in lekki my neighbours are so nice, polite, they greet u as if they have known you forever, at christmas we come together like one big family with our children and enjoy ourselves. The vibe is awesome. Too many bitter, wicked and angry people on the mainland.

Fuck you said...

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2 much juice| 2 much sauce said...

Spooky Jesus RL Stine in action

Fuck you said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜© make una leave me oh

Iphie dearie said...

Nice story
Mama Terso was indeed a terrorπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol
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Are you always like this or just for today?

2 much juice| 2 much sauce said...

I love that! Serves them right

Fuck you said...

Liar

Iphie dearie said...

This one now is your aim,ambition and vision?
Anyway, Don't come back here telling us how a dude broke your heart and is about to get married.

Oral sex,Gifts??? You is CHEAP!

God's own! Real Estate Agent Lekki/Ajah 08159131741 PIN: 56958843 said...

Wow! Wow!! Wow!!!
To think that, that would have been you running mad.
The heart of man is desperately wicked indeed.

Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT said...

'Rattle snake'

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol

Ugegbe m biko come and finish this story.

Did they react or pack out???
My amebo antenna is on πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Chike TEFLON said...

Sweet Jesus!!!

I thank God for your life

Fuck you said...

Na wa oh

CocoFernadez said...

My thoughts exactly, imagine?! Had a neighbour who did same in my family house and we were always immensely grateful to him...just imagine the hurt you waking up in the morning to realize there has been light all night and only you gen was on

Chike TEFLON said...

Wow
Finally.. Lol

My Anike the Professional fire for fire

Chike TEFLON said...

Na wa ooo
Too bad of him

Fuck you said...

That's y I don't tell my friends my bf can fuck...make dem no go help me fuck instead I tell them e no sabi anything..
No worry ur turn go come

Stacy Sun said...

Wait for anonymous post

Anonymous said...

We didn't really had neighbours per say. Only three compounds on our street. When we moved to our other house until I left for university my closest neighbour never knew my name though they always come to visit my sister. When I got to school I had hostel mates in my lodge many of which I didnt even know. The only ones I remember are from my 300 and 400l nothing out of the ordinary but the guys started showing interest, one even came to ask me what aphrodisiac was. Two brothers were vying for my attention I wasn't into any of them. immediately after my final papers, the next day I just carried my cloths and my books and left gifted every damn thing. I served (NYSC) from home so no neighbours too. When I stated working, I got an apartment in an high rise building full of students: noise, party smoke and all what's not. I later moved to a more private place, nice neighbours though we hardly know ourselves but I think they know me. Basically, I have lived in quiet places except for the first year after service. Now, I don't even see my neighbours (4 in the compound) but I guess they are nice people. The choice of your neighborhood determines the kind of people you meet (to a large extent).

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol

Chike TEFLON said...

So you are angry because of jollof rice? Yori Yori Nwa said that eating free food will make you eat in dream.

Anonymous said...

My neighbours are in a class of their own. Two young married couples. The husbands are so cute but the wives be like their househelps. So this morning while getting ready for church service, i heard screams, shouts and multiple cries from upstairs. Apparently the married dude was beating his wife while the kids were screaming. I had to rush to go knock at their door. After 10mins of knocking, they refused to open the door. I heard the wife threaten to kill the husband tonight while he is asleep for daring to hit her. I sha called out the husbands name and somehow my call out made him stop hitting her.I left after some sanity was restored to the house and the noise died down.
I later saw the babe but she gave me better attitude. See me thinking of how to mediate peace between them but then again wettin concern me for husband & wife matter?
But i sha hope she does not go ahead with her threat tonight; i no fit write police statement ooh...

Esther Mgbolu said...

When i was in school,in the lodge i stayed i have this neighbor a guy who loves girls like mad,his name is stuffman.This guy will never allow me sleep at night because he is always with a girl in his room stuffing things.Every night i hear girls screaming,meawing,mooing and singing songs of praise while they are at it,I'm like WTH?Guyman doesn't sleep,i saw hell ehn,i'll just be awake from night till morning.During the day nko?wahala,he can fart nonstop and his farts sounds like trumpet,very shameless boy.How can someone be in his room and farts when you hear it you'll think it happend in your room?I talk tire but for where,later packed out ojareh veeeery annoying boy

becky naka said...

Hahahaha

Chike TEFLON said...

That's the bomb from My Anike the Professional fire for fire.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
They want to stop my Chikito from being a prayerful Lady, but they no fit.. Lol


Anon 16:25 onwu ga egbu gi bu ife na agbasaro gi.. Ntor

becky naka said...

Jesu😳😳😳😳. They will come in one way but flee in seven ways, they will be caught up in their own snare.

Chike TEFLON said...

Egwu dikwa.

I thank God for your life

becky naka said...

Lol

Chike TEFLON said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

LadyT said...

My neighbor for last floor she is so obsessed with sweeping she can sweep for Africa. So one day I was inside Na so I dey hear curses upon curses lol somebody pour on her water from upstairs. She taught it was from my flat . She was waiting for me to come out as I look down Na so she attack me. Omo I confuse first before I get chance answer ,Na so the second floor neighbor say madam no vex Na mistake. if you see her face ,her embarrassment Na epic. Since then she dey avoid me like plague.

becky naka said...

Hahahahah....you guys are really killing boredom.

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Butterfly calling herself a bird. Tsk Tsk Tsk.

Anonymous said...

So you call yourself "a yoruba demon" and you are "mountain of fire"
How do demons go to church?
didn't Jesus teach that you should "love your enemies,"
What gain do you have in greeting only your friends?

becky naka said...

Hahhhahaha, the guy is sick.

KAYAN MATA AND BURAN TASHI EMPIRE ** WhatsApp 08032648192 said...

Lol at neighbor masturbating in front of her door. That's super crazy

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Lol, love made me, that neighbor was just looking for ways to gbensh you

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Whaaat??!@

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

True @last statement.

I think it's also important for childrens mental development, growing up around certain people/situations. Like there were some things I didn't know where 'normal' to some people, until later in life. E.g borrowing condinments when you run out. Haaau???!! You will knock gate and ask someone's gateman you wan to borrow salt? 😣 and gate man will go upstairs and call madam that neighbour wants to borrow salt? Does he want to lose his job? πŸ˜‚
Was when I got to uni that I will see neighbour just knock to borrow salt, maggi, get cold water cos their Fridge isn't working etc. Cos me if i dont have, I 'die' there in silence until I can afford.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Kelechukuwu clap for yourself welldone

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @iphie dearie veeery familiar sha ☕

Anonymous said...

Story so disoriented...you can form

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

@yoriyori dress like the masquerade on your dp you will see her change overnight πŸ˜‚ #jokes

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Neighbour is most likely a white garment church member doing the night prayers thingy.
Where I grew up, our house was the last house on the street. There was an empty plot and a swamp afterwards (which has now been turned to a school sha). But.... hmm! The things we used to see on Friday night when we stay up to watch nite shift. White garment churches? There's nothing anyone will tell me I've seen too much not to question them. That smokey thing (I think its calls incense) they will hold in one line headed for the swamp to bathe my neighbours wife and 3 pretty daughters. Chicken blood, etc. The woman was a top customs woman and their member, so maybe she needed her bathes to keep it up. Then one of them entered uni and got born again and started attending cell meeting in our house and even started carrying her younger ones along. The day cell unit leader spoke about deliverance and ancestral curses, they asked so many deep questions that the man asked to take them to our GO's wife for counselling and deliverance.
The week after their mum sent them all abroad for summer and they never returned. Some cell members went to ask when we didn't see them for a few weeks and she said we want to spoil all her 'work' that let us see how we would reach them in the abroad. Unfortunately (or fortunately), that first girl got married to a pastor there and mailed us invitation through her sister. She put a side not that her mum wasn't attending the wedding. And thanked us for our prayers.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Really??!

Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT said...

Anon 18.07 i am truly sorry for your loss. May God give you the fortitude to bear it.

Rent any apartment in Lekki/Ajah 07037376336 said...

I'm enjoying the stories lol

Tessbaby said...

Athiest u were ungrateful.

Tessbaby said...

Oma ure damn right. Pathetic indeed.

Anonymous said...

You know Cameroonians live freely, French culture something. They probably expected you all to join them in drinking, dancing and be merry. They drink pass fish. Even in the abroad , their parties end at 8/9 am. They keep close friends of the opposite sex with no sexual involvement. Something that the Naijas find impossible, always thinking there must be something underground.


However, where is there rest of the story ? Remember the porn movie was going on and loud too.

Amacastel said...

Kikikikiki Kikikikiki Kikikikiki

BIZ said...

Our own neighbor na real mad money road man.alws com bck 3am ind morn dey horn 4m d beginin of d street til he reach gate n d horn stil continue wen he kw say we no get gateman o...instd mak he call him broda for phone to com open gate..he won't call instd he go continue to dey horn until dat one com open d gate.and u kw ow venza horn dey sound wen evrywhere dey quiet...d man dey alws vex me anytime I see am

BIZ said...

*Miss*

Anonymous said...

Chikito d one u mentioned ia prolly cherubim cos cele doesnt make use of animal blood or animals

SMURF said...

Are you sure she isn't watching porn with it

Amacastel said...

No be small crazy or may be he drunk, but it boils down that we have alot of mentally imbalance people in this country but we ignore mental health care in this country.

Anonymous said...

We once had a peeping tom neighbor. We named him 'Peepy'. Married man o, he wakes up in the middle of the night to peep through the windows or early morning when you are bathing.

Anonymous said...

She sef dey find the D, nothing do you.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Growing up we were allowed to associate with children in only 1 other house on our street ,next door was real face me I slap you, they called us proud etc but that was the way it is. Was in Uni I had a crazy Neighbour the girl had serious mental issues, one minute You are all gisting o next thing she go enter room come out you greet her she won't answer again. Tried so hard to get physical with me but God forbid I'll do that. One time my landlord called me and asked if we were fucking same man ni ( said it in yoruba I cringed I wanted to die right there ) she went on to fight the remaining two girls in the house . Her name was peace her behaviour the exact opposite. Never met anyone as troublesome again

Iphie dearie said...

These smileys were supposed to be under Blackberry oohπŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️
@anonymous.. Exactly what I heard about them.
Booze,life,music...

Iphie dearie said...

Chikto.. You knowwwwwwewπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anu Funke said...

I cant imagine how annoying it will be....lol

Anonymous said...

Friend frm hell, cheap thing, u should be ashamed of yourself, nasty little slut, may somebody do worse to you, ashawo

Anonymous said...

My neighbor fought with my house help. Her husband beat her up for disgracing him.

Brody said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œoshoronga mama,na real fortitude to bear the loss.

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