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Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Tuesday Spontaneous...

#tuesday #newday #excited #todayisbetterthanyesterday #backonmyfeetagain #iwishyouhatyouwishme #blessedbeyouifyoublessme #cursedbyyouifyoucurseme #itiswhatitis #inoplantmoneyoh #awoofdeyrunbelletruetrueeeeeeh #thinkingaboutyou








Good day!.....Too early to laugh?Naaah!....LOL

I read in the Sunday Anonymous night post of the woman who lost her husband to a side chick after four kids and many years of marriage....and then she began to date her hubby as a side chick and his now wife,the former side chick almost went crazy and began to report her up and down to family members and they asked hr if she didnt know they were married before she started dating him......

She says she wont stop dating her ex as a revenge to the side chck......

I cant stop laughing..please if you dropped that comment,contact me,we would like to read your story...might help people going through what you went thru......


Isaacbaba tthree people from the free data give away complained of their data vanishing mysteriously,please we would like to know what happened since both claimed that they did not open Instagram or any site that chops data.
Their comments are inside Monday's in house News.


Faces of In house news and others,please send in............

Have a blessed day.

Kisses!



Support this Business if you are in Onitsha and its environs..





252 comments:

  1. Good morning all.

    Issa a rainy Tuesday and I'm in sch already. Have nice day all.

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    1. Blissful morning to you. Be a good student oh. And be a good girl...

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    2. Blissful morning to you. Be a good student oh. And be a good girl...

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    3. Hello valued customer!
      If you are always wondering how your data bundle finishes so fast, I advise you to download either of these apps from Google playstore to enable you track your data usage:
      1) GlassWire Data Usage Monitor
      -- OR --
      2) My Data Manager - data usage

      With either of them, you'll be able to monitor the applications using your data and also turn off the background data of any of them.

      Please download it now to save your data!

      Contact me if you need more clarifications.
      Thank you for your patronage!


      Thank you for bringing this up.... Saw the comments late after it was brought to my attention last night, now firstly this data is no scam or cheat like someone was sayinh yesterday that it is the same way boys fake bank alerts... I was shocked because the data i sell i buy directly from MTN and resell to my customers.... If in doubt call MTN customer care to verify this claim please



      Secondly as for the data being vanished or sucked away, i have to say this.... My datas all have a 90 day validity attached to each package from 1gb to 5gb i sell... But it not unlimited and most of you who call to enquire about the validity and data i always point that out to you... Because most people just take the 90 days validity to mean unlimited browsing for 90 days... Please its not.... So most people who call me later after purchasing data to complain that it has finished or it exhausted faster.... I always tell them that the data does not disappear or gets suck on it own.... I usually assist them to go through thier settings and check on data usage and see the apps which consumed the data and most will call back and confirm few apps showing how many MB or GB most apps consumed and i help them also to learn how to restrict some apps from running in the background even when not in use or to stop auto updates of apps or thier phone because that is the major data consumer.... Most people after i tell these still argue that they did not see any apps consuming the data and when i ask them to screenshot and send some refuse or insult me and i still Remain calm because in business the customer is always right no matter what and i learnt this long time ago before i started any biz.... So please guys the data i sell is not a cheat or fraud but legit... You can find out from MTN through thier customer care representatives...and i can also boast that they are some lovely customers who i have made of this blog who i have never disappointed and they keep patronizing me after i explained these listed above to them and they adhered to it.... So guys please adhere to the following and learn how to manage data because this days alot of apps consume data than before for instance whatsapp status where people upload videos and you end up watching all of your contacts status uploaded.... It sucks data fast.... Am still here for more enquiries and questions... Thanks

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    4. Goodmorning it's raining here too sinx early hours of the day.

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    5. IsaacBABA your data is legit.
      Nothing dey happen... Onwelo

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    6. Yimu @Isaacson
      I fear those of you with gentle face. See Evans face na.

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    7. In addition to what Isaac has said, freeze the apps that drains your data and use them from the freezer, thanks again beloved for teaching me how to freeze apps.

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    8. Thanks for the Clarification Issacso .Oya anonymous go and download the app osiso

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    9. With dat auto update i can relate, remove ur phone setting from it.

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    10. I really think you don't need to download any App to monitor your data usage.just go to your settings,l locate "Data Usage" and activate the "Restrict background data".some people don't know that your data can be deducted by apps even when you are not browsing.Just activate what I said and your data will last.

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  3. Today, the Lord will remove shame from your life. He will take away filthy coat from you and clothe you with a new coat coloured with salvation and righteousness. He will comfort you and cover you with praises in front of all men in Jesus name. Almighty God will perfect all that concerns you, you will never become abandoned in Jesus name. God will remember you for good and intervene in all your situation. The mercy of GOD will locate you and bring you out of every distress. You will never be lonely in your hours of need and you will not become dejected again in Jesus name. The out stretched arm of God will comfort you and strengthen you forever in Jesus Mighty name. Amen. Good morning, have a blissful day..

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  4. May the good lord answer your prayers according to his riches in glory in Jesus name, amennnn. Adadioramma sweetie, by his stripes we are healed, I pray the good lord grant your baby divine healing in Jesus name, amennnn.

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  5. Dear Men,
    If you're wooing a girl, please put your "Prince, Dr, Eng, Barr...etc inside your wardrobe.
    It is emotional something not job interview.

    Most of you are title freak. You might think you're doing the girl a favor but she might be seeing it as one thousand yards of ego.

    Eby

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    1. Lol
      Don't mind them.
      Good morning dear.

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    2. Is it the girl that paid my school fees. Me that will even introduce myself as Chief, Prof. Dr, Pastor, Apostle, Senator, Hon, Ezemuo, HRM, Rowland Dominic. Hard-earned titles for that matter na I'm you want make i hide for which smelling wardrobe.
      Hafa Dara

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  6. Tuesday SP, today is our Blog Baby's naming ceremony, God protect and bless this handsome young man for us.




    *Larry was here*

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  7. Some girls are funny o, why on earth will a lady buy pant and bra 👙 of 50k, I mean who will look at them?

    Even guys pull them off without looking at them.

    Abi una dey look?


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    1. Elastic 50k pant for were, is the pant made of gold 😳

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    2. Lmao.... Maybe the Pant is laced with a special kinda vibrator.

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    3. Elastic my manchi, Ed is giving you green light... Nwanna FUCKgive and FUCKget, inugo?

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    4. Odogwu Teflon... I'm willing to fuckgive her if she cuntfess her wrongdoings.



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    5. 😂😂😂😂which wrong doings? Elastic kpachara anya gi o....

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  8. Good morning lovers of SDK.

    What's happening to celebrity's marriages? Like WTF!!.

    Like kelvin said, "appearance, physique, dressing, well-spoken English, all these don't flow with being compatible to your spouse".
    All that na for marriage counsellors.😒

    What's happening today oo??
    Ebin pa a won boys oo..😂😂😂

    Kelvin
    Elastic
    Isaacson
    Atheist
    Chike
    Don
    Danny
    I am Ezeking
    Alloy
    Kris
    Hailing you guys..🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

    More money into our accounts..




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    1. Wishing you a terrific Tuesday 👊

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    2. Ola Ola 😂😂😂😂,you take style dey list unaselves for the giveaway 😂😂😂😂😎

      The only odd person is Kris 😎

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    3. Lol .Have a great day ahead ola wealth.

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    4. Mehn the high rate of divorce cases among them is quite alarming. The problem is many of them have derailed from the original/biblical concept of marriage... Ephesians 5:22-33



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    5. Wicked ladybug...lol.




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  9. Goid morning world.
    Thanks SDK and Isascson for the data giveaway.
    One love!

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  10. Good morning 😘😘😘😘

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  11. Good morning everybody.
    How are we?

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    1. Simi darling...*waves* *kiss*

      BoobooExoticlala...babyGirl4Life, how are you? Hope you are better now? Don't know what happened but I saw some comments. *kiss*kiss*

      NwannaOdogwuIkeInternational!!!!!... after you na you again o.

      MummySharon...mother of nations! You are blessed.

      Bugging Bugger herself...nwatakwocha'aka 1!!!

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  12. The data was spiritually attacked by known forces,take it to God.fight for ur data's.

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  13. Goodm bvs,just came to answer present.i'm spent,Komesie nu.

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  14. I am the punishment of God





    #GOAT™

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    1. The Greatest Of All Time. 👊

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    2. No go curse yourself in the name of being weird. Hian

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    3. Punishment kwa ... I don't gerrit

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  15. Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?"

    Wife: "Ohh! So you mean to say I am fat?"

    Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health."

    Wife: "Oh . . . that means I am sick."

    Hubby: "No no. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK . . . "

    Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?"

    Hubby: "Nooo! You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean."

    Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you because I'm an illiterate, right?"

    Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."

    Wife: "So am I lying? "

    Hubby: I beg you please don't stretch it in the morning"

    Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, abi?

    HUBBY: "Ok ok . . . You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone . . . happy now?."

    Wife: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself."

    Hubby: "Please, please. I am feeling giddy now "

    Wife: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health."

    Grrrrrr . . . Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong.

    Dedicated to all married men . .
    Thank you for always being patient with your wives . . .
    Happy married life Always!

    #Copied

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  16. It been long I comment on sp,I don't find it interesting anymore.

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  17. Heavy rain this early morning,I'm happy I have an excuse to be late 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😎


    Chike mind yourself 😎,I like my sexy daddy like that😎,I think I need to mail Chikito asap 😁😁😁😎

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    1. Bia bugging bugger if I get you eeh, I will not use insecticide to kill you. I will use broom wee piapu gi mmuo na ekwelugi Egwu... 😂😂😂

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    2. Hello lady bug 💋💋💋💋

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  18. Sometimes Stella is crazy but I love her like that
    Goodmorning family

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    1. It's not only people that got free data that are complaining...I bought with my money and the thing didn't last

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  19. Gudmorin Stella
    Kisses to ur bfs
    Gudmorin bvns
    Love u guys like crazzzzz😘😘😘😘
    Lafresh, how is ur health now
    I don miss u guys
    Tank u Jesus
    😘😘😘💜💜💜💜💋💋💋💋💜

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    1. Goodmorning Sharon, have a testimony filled day! 😇😇

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    2. Sharon.... I said a prayer for you this morning..... The Heavens will smile upon you soon Ma. You are Blessed and destined for greatness. Have a lovely day.

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    3. Sharon...I didn't miss you.



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  20. Good morning BVs..
    God please grant me this my request before December I beg of you.. I need to hear good news this week.. I have been praying..

    May God keep us all safe from Evil..

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    1. And he shall dear. God Will shine his abundant mercy and favors on you. That you will look at the Heavens and say 'God, only you can do this'... Stay blessed.

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    2. Amen. Thanks so much Rowland Dominic..
      Amen Lady Bug.. Thanks Alot..

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  21. But these things I plan won't happen right away. Slowly, steadily, surely, the time approaches when the vision will be fulfilled. If it seems slow, wait patiently, for it will surely take place. It will not be delayed. Habakkuk (two:three)

    I stand at my sink sometimes, or under the shower - water makes me think, and remember how I have forgotten that what I have now, I used to fantasize or pray for some 4 years ago.

    But it is like once you have something, it becomes less special. Yet I refuse to take God's blessings for granted. Thank God.

    Folks, God said it won't happen right away, but following his plans, slowly, steadily and surely, our dreams will come through, our prayers will be answered.

    Take note and be grateful. Be satisfied with what God has done for you. Be thankful for what he is doing for you. Stop comparing yourself with others. Stop complaining.

    Have a productive Tuesday. Keep progressing.

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    1. This is so me
      Am so carried away with what I want that I forget to TankGod for what I have..
      Am sorry lord

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  22. Guysssss!! Cardi B done did it!
    Number 111111111111😳😳😳😳
    #BodakYellow
    Wow!!💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
    Lucky girl, from literally NOTHING. This God🙌

    Btw... How can Big Kevin do Wendy Williams like this? You know your wife is in the business of talking shit about others and you play her like that?
    Wait, is she supposed to talk about herself in hot topics too?
    He didn't just 'Kevin Hart' her, nigga had a double life. 10 freakin years. Issa bad year for Wendy. The hounds are on her a**.
    I feel so bad for her, shes had to work so hard,fight to be where she is.. and now this? I guve up!

    Hello lovelies. Have you a beautiful day😘😘😘

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    1. LOL
      Is Wendy going to put her eternally cheating husband on blast on her show for this? Like she does to other people?

      Hunter, has been doing her dirty from day 1
      He cheated years ago and it's safe to say he never stopped
      Poor Wendy.

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    2. IPhie Dear..... ❤️❤️❤️

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    3. I dont dance now, I make money moves
      Say I dont dance, I make money move
      If I see you and I dont speak, that means I dont fuck with you
      I'm a boss, you a worker,
      bitch, I make bloody moves

      ...
      Wow! Isn't this Grace?

      As for Wendy...hohohohahahahahehehehehehe, been a long time coming.

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  23. Kisses SDK 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

    Hashtags na die 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Those anonymous seems to be " person" apart from the one wey write epistle. God will pity you if you are lying on someone's head.

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    1. I don't underground her hastag too o
      Stella u and who dey fight?

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    2. Beloved nwannem they are lying... Okwa ndi osocha egbu

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    3. Chike you saw through the lies too...iranu anonymous
      You collect free data and still complained, why not go and buy yours that lasts for eternity.
      Witches and wizards. Ezigbote Ndi oso Chi EGBU. Edede Oshi

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  24. Yeah speaking of which Isaacson This your data just dey vanish. And Bae complained yesterday. See all this expenses falls on my shoulders. A nigga cannot be subbing every 3 days na. On top how much salary sef. Guy you and your MTN should behave oh.

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  25. Stellz I think its not Isaacson fault...

    Its from MTN.
    They won't allow us breath in peace.

    Not his fault atall....


    Na MTN witchcraft, those Telecoms need to be chased away.. A won mofos

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    1. You are right...that's why I do only airtel and swift. Isaacson it's time you start selling other networks too. God is your muscle!



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  26. ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!!
    Some people are complaining about IsaacBABA data. That it finished under 1 hour. One even said that it consumed his/her remaining old data.
    I, Chike TEFLON is telling you people that you all are wicked liars, trying to bring down the hustle of an innocent guy, IsaacBABA. His data is legit. It lasts very well, because that's what I use to browse, watch videos online and download stuffs. I always buy data from him so I can testify that he is legit. So you people saying his data don't last are BLOODY LIARS... World people... ifuro ka ha di, ndi uchu, uchu ka Unu bu. You people should Go and settle MTN for the data you borrowed from them and stop blaming IsaacBABA for your frustration/problem.
    #LongLiveIsaacBABA
    #GodBlessYourHustleBABA


    Biko any Ghanaian in the house?
    I want you to explain something to me. There is this Ghana music I watched the dancing step on instagram (using IsaacBABA data) once the music start all the Ghanaians will lie down at one corner and be dancing something like "kerewa" as if they are fucking a woman. Biko Ghanaians I want you people to interpret the lyrics for me... Lol
    I know it has something to do with ILA OTU... Hehehe


    Ugegbe oyibo m 1 worldwide, My Endless love, My Charming Queen how was your night? My Chikito, Nwa oma itogbugom.. 😘😘😘

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    1. Chikichike2018...
      Chike good morning o. Missing my Edo-Delta bvs....

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    2. A million hugs to you for this. God bless you 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗💋💋💋💋
      I detest people trying to pull another down.

      @ bad belles Please what will you gain

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    4. Thank you Chike!

      They want to bring the young man down!Seeing how God has been blessing him through this this little business.Wicked pipo.

      I on my own uses Isaac's data,I have never noticed anything like that!

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    5. I buy data from him too and I'm surprised hearing it doesn't last. I even watch YouTube videos and it still last over a month.
      For those using android phones turn off your background data cos it sucks off data....

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    6. Hahahahahahahahaha
      One Corner dance.

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    7. Keep shut jare. Who is trying to bring the young man down. If one person complain we will understand. But about 4 people? Come on. It's not his fault but this network providers want to give him a bad name. Sexy daddy or what is that your useless name. Keep your smelling mouth shut.

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    8. My dear, tell them some of them use big phones but they don't know how to operate it.

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    9. Isaacson may actually be defrauding a few people. You all know it's not everyone that he will do it to. You all saying his data is legit are those he has not defrauded.

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    10. No need cursing the complainants...I think what they need are some explanations, nobody is happy when the service he paid for is shortchanged. Even sometimes we abuse the network providers when we are faced with any undeserving service so Isaacson should expect customer ridicules and complaints. His part is to keep educating and enlightening his customers like he did up there in other to maintain his relationship and patronages from them.



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  27. Beautiful day. Tankers don take over again. I pity them because it is not easy for everyone. Anyway God is always there for everyone that believes in Him.

    Today looks beautiful and i am beautiful. Everything written about Him is great. So many divorces, so many pains, so many sorrows but the Lord God delivers His own from them all. I pray that everyone of us have peace of God to keep us going in this wicked world we are all in.

    Got to the office 1 hour, 5 minutes instead of my usual 25 minutes. Tankers and trailers una weldone ooo.

    I have already downloaded jollof rice and chicken and also taken a bottle of malt, who do me this kind thing self.

    Let me go and watch my usual telemundo. Who has used TSTV? Let me know oo because I think i might port to them and leave DSTV. They are just taking people for granted.

    See you all. Lovely day ahead for everyone of us Amen

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    1. Something that hasn't been launched,you are asking who has used it😎

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    2. @Yori Yori,its going to be launched on the 1st of Oct;which is few days fron now..

      So far,all of my I.T friends are waiting for that day already..
      Imagine getting 20gig for #3000 which you can use for your favourite stations;or perhaps use as Wifi and browse as you like on different gadgets...and the aspect i like already is that every service rendered is "Pay as you go" meaning you will continue using the 20gig until you exhaust it..

      Bad market for Mtn,Airtel,Etisalat and Glo...

      @MARTINS ABOY

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  28. Alhamdulillahi .. Grateful to God for a successful seminar presentation..

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  29. I read Chris and Dammy marriage divorce and I just don't know but I felt so bad. They just look so cute together. Lord help us that will soon enter there o.

    Banky and Susu, it will work for you both by God's grace (I so love them together)

    Good morning good people.

    Thank God no traffic today.

    Have a great day ahead people.

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  30. My heart is deflated...

    Gracious morning beautiful people.

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  31. Good morning to you all

    Last night I did something that my conscience is judging me for now

    I ate the heart of a goat
    It was so big and yummy I just had to take a bite and I loved it so much that I finished it

    Is there anyone that has ever eaten the heart of a goat? Tell me so I will know am not a monster

    I heard animal organs are nutritious, but the guilt just won't go away.

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    1. 😍😍
      I love the breast of cows...so soft

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    2. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 very funny.. Feeling guilty cos you ate a goats heart.. We that eat human heart nko??? 😂😂😂😂😂
      Abeg relax its just meat...

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    3. Chi you are so funny.....hahaha am literally laughing out loud here.

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    4. Guilty kwa! You this babe sef! Enjoy jare. Hehehehe

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    5. Hehehehehe
      You guys are strong oh
      Beloved, wehdone oh
      Eating "someone's" breast

      I'm so happy seeing y'all comments making light of my ordeal
      Now i don't feel guilty again.

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  32. The voice of the Lord will stand out for you no matter the noise around your life. His word will speak for you no matter what the enemy is saying. You will surely be blessed by the most high God. The Lord will help, keep, uphold, sustain, protect, defend & exalt you. His hand will be around you for good. The enemy will not swallow your glory, you will not miss the best of the land, no one will steal what belongs to you. In Jesus Name Amen. Good morning and enjoy a wonderful day like this.

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  33. Thank you Jesus for the gift of life, protection and guidance.
    It can be You.

    I am grateful Lord.
    Thank you Faithful Father..



    Good morning everyone

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  34. Happy Birthday Dark Horse..You might see this late 😁
    May God continue to bless your hustles.Amen
    May Investors locate you.Amen
    May 30 billion fall on you. Amen
    Enjoy your day dear. Happy Cake day 😍😍😍

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  35. Ahhhh stella, I love that woman o, I expect every woman that has been booted out to date their ex husband just to pepper d chick who scattered their home, keep morality aside n do d needful.

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  36. Issa cold morning here.. Always remember that the joy of the Lord is your strength and have a lovely day all.....

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  37. Thank God for His healing!I'm very strong now.Thanks guys for your caring words yesterday!

    I'm so sad this morning concerning Chris Attoh & Damilola Adegbite marriage collapsed.

    What is happening to marriages these days?

    Where are we not getting it right?

    Is it the devil?Our egocentric character?unforgiven spirit? Marrying the wrong person?

    Somebody should enlighten me because ayam not understanding.....

    For people that are about to get married here sooner or later,please look beyond looks, money.. and marry your friend of whom you always have peace of mind when ever you see him or her.And see your self enjoying your marital bliss..

    Have a nice day guys!

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  38. Thank you Jesus for the gift of life, protection and guidance.
    It can be You.

    I am grateful Lord.
    Thank you Faithful Father..



    Good morning everyone

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  39. Goodmorning Stella and BVs, so it's raining here in portharcourt and I am on my way to work and late as hell. Have a blessed day everyone! Between where is Pastor's daughter? Please come and hang your leg oo. It's been awhile😁😁😁

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    1. Okay Pastor's Daughter I am coming to drag you out. You have gone for so long

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    2. Gudmorin dear
      Am going to Jo's to look for her

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  40. Good morning Stella and Bvs

    Rainy day...

    Positive Vibes only! God bless una..i don waka

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  41. I saw all the complaints about Isaacson data and then I remember he once told me he has a friend in MTN who helped him with data transfer. This was when I asked how he goes about transferring data, I had tried transferring data and even called their customer care and they told me that the service is not available for now. Isaacson might be conniving with his friend to defraud people by flashing fake data notification. He may transfer 0mb or less than what you paid for but you will be notified of the exact mb you paid for. This is what bankers and fraudsters do. You buy goods on credit and promise to transfer the cash. The seller recieves a fake bank alert. He will go to the bank and notice the money is not there anymore. He won't suspect you of foul play since he saw the alert and increased bank balance.

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  42. sick of my neighbors!!. I now know every second of the morning routine of the family upstairs. At 4:00 am alarm goes off, boom, Madame gets out of bed, with heavy steps and slippers that sound like boots, and stomps across my ceiling to megaphone the kids awake. The kids drop like bags of cannonballs onto the floor, then, apparently dragging several sledgehammers each, stampede into the kitchen. They grab their breakfast and go and sit in front of the TV, which is always showing a cartoon about people who do nothing but scream at each other and explode. Every minute, one of the kids cartwheels (while bouncing like cannonballs) back into the kitchen for seconds, then returns (bringing with it a family of excitable kangaroos) to the TV. Meanwhile the toilet is flushed, on average, fifty times per drop of urine expelled. Finally, there is a ten-minute period of intensive yelling, and at 6:30 on the dot they all howl and crash their way out of the apartment and pile into the car to school.aghhh!

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    1. I can feel your pain Man. My brother. Soon you'd move into your Mansion in Lekki. And not have need to face all of this anymore.

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    2. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sorry king Eze..

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    3. Lmaoooooooo
      Omg!!!!!
      I kent!
      I just kent!!

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    4. Lols😀😂😁
      Kpele, give ur life to Christ

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    5. hahahaha sorry I can totally relate, lived in a house like that.. the finally gave I and the kids sleepless nights, always making noise, always moving, dragging their furniture.. I had to brace up one day and gave her a heart to heart talk, still continued but they reduced a bit till we moved to our house.

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    6. U never see something hahaha

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  43. Today is World Contraception Day

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  44. Slimqueen,where in port Harcourt are you?where I am no sign of rain.I read Chris and Dami' s divorce story,I pray God to heal their broken hearts.Those saying Isaacson's data disappeared, is he now MTN. A man's enemy are members of his house hold.Stella I love you,keep being you and do not change unless for the best.Sharon aminu,it is well with you.Kidjo,long time,Tetrina,hope you are doing well and others too numerous to mention,God bless us all.Amen

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  45. Good morning all....

    God will water your ground. Your trees would bear their fruits bountifully. There shall not be scarcity of good things in your life in Jesus name.

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  46. Good morning beautiful bvs. Rain is causing kasala here this morning. Have a nice day all.

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  47. Good morning my beautiful family, hope every one of you slept well? Stella I am thinking can I send my face again for IHN? hehehe. My sister is dragging me to see her pastor today ayam tired, is it a crime to be single in this part of the world?

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  48. Cool weather this morning,I am loving it

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