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Sunday, 1 October 2017

Boredom Eliminating Post

Oh My God!!!






I swear down I have no idea why!!!...This one pass me..lol
Do you know it?


56 comments:

kowmah said...

Maybe the wife na accurate time keeper n asking such shows something is wrong, what do I know...

Anonymous said...

The wife has NEVER cooked before.
He guessed that she BUSY in the bedroom with someone.
He didn't want to risk being shot!

covfefe said...

Urmm maybe d time left was 9:11 ?

SUGAR. said...

Arrggggh!

I don't know.

Anonymous said...

Wife is cheating, deceiving husband not come in.
Husband smell a rat and called the cops.

Anonymous said...

I think she is trying to send a signal that something is wrong or the wife was not the one in the room

Anonymous said...

Wife is in danger, sets the microwave time @ 9:11

ladybird banks said...

I think the wife is a mute.. As in dumb.. So when he heard the reply he knew someone else was trying to impersonate being his wife

jay urchy said...

Husband must be blind. And for the wife to ask him to check knowing he is blind means something is wrong.

Ngozi said...

Someone is holding her hostage inside,,,so she used that as a sign to tell the husband, and he decoded it perfectly...... My view sha

Twins Squared said...

Someone is holding her hostage in the room and the husband realised she could easily have come out to chech herself hence the need to call the cops

Twins Squared said...

*check

DON™ said...

I can't understand this. Lemme eat first, I can't see road now.

Sterling Archer said...

Mehnnn... It's none of my beeswax 😏😏😏

NORTH DAKOTA said...

I'm always quick with riddles n puzzles, but this got me thinking long and hard..
I have two answers.

One could be cos the husband is blind, so for the wife to have asked her blind hubby to check the time knowing fully well that he can't see, the hubby knows she is in danger.

Or

The husband knows the wife never cooks or go near the microwave, so her asking him to check the time shows she might be in grave danger.

Boy! This is hard.

Anonymous said...

The man is blind..... so when wife asks him to check microwave, he knows it's a signal that she is in danger!
She knows he cannot see, to check the chicken.
People.....Google is your friend

Anonymous said...

she set the time at 911mins. heh! genius or nah?

Anonymous said...

she set the timer at 911mins. heh! genius or nah?

Anonymous said...

Maybe a hostage situation...wife is being held hostage in the bedroom..and 'time left' is probably a danger code so he runs out to seek help..I don't know bare. Na too much movie dey worry me.

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Hmmmm 😲

ladybird banks said...

How could she know dat d remaining time will be exactly 9.11

Cute hajia Omo Mummy said...

Abeg i get headache.. let me read comments

Madame koinkoin A.K.A 'peace lover' said...

This one pass scientific research work walahi, the woman dey in danger and typed 9:11 but is that even possible? The microwave go dey countdown , abi wetin sef..........

Madame koinkoin A.K.A 'peace lover' said...

I no sabi the answer

IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Its simple.... I know both of them wella.... The wife called him sweetie which never happens... Bcos her name for him his yeye man... So he had to call d police πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Haaa,i don't know oooo

Danny Bobo said...

Hmmmm

Danny Bobo said...

Finally...I've got my I.DπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

Anonymous said...

She doesn't cook and that must have been a code to know when something is wrong,and there is a possibility they don't even have a microwave

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AbaMade said...

It is a code for 'I'm in danger please call the police ' maybe there is an intruder holding her hostage

Sassy Mum said...

He knows she doesn't cook. So she tried to distract him with the Microwave Ish..

My guess? She is with a lover and he just caught her. So he called 911 cos he was about to commit murder lol

Rhoda Rex said...

Hmmmmm.

Anonymous said...

You are right..she's in danger and time on the microwave is 9:11

Omasiri said...

And this is the real boredom eliminating post

Miss Ess said...

Hmmmm......

sholetoga said...

Don't have any idea......nada

Anonymous said...

D number on the microwave is 911. That's why he called the cops.

Lipstickalley said...

I agree

Rhoda Rex said...

Very very

Rhoda Rex said...

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Em jay said...

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T. babe said...

Lols

Shirley said...

The sentence chicken defrozing in the microwave could be a code they use to alert each other when in trouble,so the husband got the message and alerted the police.

Madame koinkoin A.K.A 'peace lover' said...

Wash other?

Anonymous said...

The man wan kill her cos she send am message as na naija man wey b king wey woman no fit beg to do anything!!

Anonymous said...

Microwave was on and chicken defrosting wasn't in quote, that means she didn't say that sentence. So try again.

Cisca Chesca said...

So you googled it?

Red Wine said...

The wife is not pure so the man knows there is trouble.

Anonymous said...

How did you get it please. I've been asking and no one wants to tell me. Pls I want to get an ID too. What are the steps?

Chocolate Gold said...

He was not expecting his wife to be home
The term, “honey” was not meant for his wife. Maybe a side piece or a gay partner but not the wife.

On hearing her voice he knew there was/would be trouble ...

mystical moi said...

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Anonymous said...

Google how to get a Google id +sdk blog", Martin's post on getting one will pop up. Follow the instructions.

emelyn osagiede said...

Each otherπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ella manuel said...

I think the wife is pregnant (oven) and the time left is dangerously little

Anonymous said...

911 is the police number, she used the microwave as a signal to tell her husband that she is in danger and he should call police.

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