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Tuesday, 10 October 2017

Boredom Eliminating Post...





Roasted Groundnut...
Boli - ''Madam abeg cut the corner of the boli for me make i taste''

Hehehehehehhhe

93 comments:

Just Glamour said...

Kuli Kuli and Tiger nuts.

Beloved said...

Mmmmmmmmm

Akara balls, those tiny dry ones
Bitterleaf...i can eat 50 naira own before buy

I also taste Garri before buying...dunno why sef

Ajay said...

Ijebu garri

Atheist ™ said...

Their wives.... hahahahaha.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Ugba

Ogogoro....... you will see someone taste it first if it has fermented well.

Palmy or palmwine if you want to buy from someone else, you will taste it to see if it is today's own or not.

Chiclahot said...

Orange and agbalumo.I must taste one before I buy plenty.I can't deal with sour agbalumo abeg!

Eka Joy said...

Garri oh

Broomstick said...

Garri.

Tianah said...

Ijebu garri, aya...

Chike TEFLON said...

Lmao
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BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

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Chike TEFLON said...

Garri
Palm wine

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Puff puff

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

I think many Nigerian men/women tastes the "P" and "JT" of each other before agreeing on paying bride price.

I also believe a lot of people tastes Ìjebu garri, cooked walnuts, tiger nuts even carrots πŸ₯• and more before buying.

Over here, when I go to the street market; I always have a taste of watermelon πŸ‰, cherry tomato πŸ… honeydew and sometimes grapes πŸ‡ and cherries πŸ’ before buying.

Broomstick said...

Palm oil, too. When I first started going grocery shopping, my sister said I have to bite the cow skin(kanda) to make sure I don't get one that's too strong. Never done it but I've seen many women do it. Another one I've seen is women tasting bitterleaf and afang leaves. I "taste" palm fruits before buying. Lol

Justyswt said...

Garri

Crayfish

Anonymous said...

Garri always lol

Dada Toyosi said...

The garri own worst, u go don belle full before u comot for market

Miss Ess said...

Garri, everytime all the time. I see my mom taste palm oil when i follow her to the market when i was younger.

Anonymous said...

Toto and prick

Anonymous said...

Lol, epic comment but that's true sha.

Perxian said...

Clothes

Shirley said...

The way Nigerians mahandle garri ehhhh,that is one thing almost everyone taste before buying some will even taste and not buy
Have seen people taste bitter leave before buying, I mean the already squeezed ones

Beloved said...

Onwere ka ihara ifu ihe ikoro πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Cinnamon Apple said...

Orange, ube(pear),9th mile okpa, crayfish etc

Simple gold$ said...

I must taste red oil before buying. Some taste horrible.

Lady j said...

Clothes
Garri

Beloved said...

Hahahaha

Aboki pant said...

Ijebu garri, walnuts, tiger nuts and many more

sexy Daddy said...

Ponyo or kpekus

Big Boo said...

This is not nice πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Lipstickalley said...

Fried Akara, Potato, Plantain and Yam.

Even fruits πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ we are cheap like that.

Chike TEFLON said...

Ndi Igbo ibem kedu ka anyi ga esi chefuo ogili isi.


Onu afu Koro ogili onu ga emesia luru ya lacha

Perxian said...

Why you gotta be so raw?

SANDY YO said...

Hahahahahahaahaha!

MonkeyNoFineTheTafiaMama said...

Ooooomg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

May said...

I taste crayfish......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Stella you be correct clown.

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

I was shocked when someone told me his brother's wife taste pepper before buying.

vancutie said...

Kilishi

Ammie said...

I taste cheleku before buying
Agbalumo too

STARRY LARRY said...

Garri




*Larry was here*

Anonymous said...

All the girls whose vaginas were "tasted" before buying
Are nothing but "edible toxins"
They are living in the house with a cheat
Who keeps tasting others to buy
And soon, like roasted groundnut,
they will become fecal matter for the toilets and sewage

Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT said...

Anytime i ask my driver to buy oranges for me, he comes back telling me he asked the seller for one to taste to determine if its sweet or sour. They always oblige him. Lol

Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT said...

Nice one @ atheist. Very funny

slimqueen said...

Chike please interprete ooo. God I love this Igbo language! Who will teach me oo?!

slimqueen said...

I do that bitter leaf tasting alot.

slimqueen said...

Lol...

Anonymous said...

I taste palm oil before buying.

sholetoga said...

Nigerians taste crayfish and fried fish. I have witness a woman taste groundnut oil before buying.....

Anonymous said...

I know of tasting dry garrison but the day I followed my husband to the market, then we were dating, this guy asked for a bowl and water in Mile 2market. I was shocked n we checked about 3/4places before buying a bag. Since we married, I go alone. He checks for sand, ability to swell and the acidic taste.

Anonymous said...

I always Bite a grain or 2of rice before buying. I don't know what am checking for but my mum always did it when I was growing up.

Anonymous said...

Roasted groundnut.. I will open bottle n taste, if it's not well salted,and crunchy, sorry, I will not buy

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol@ Slimqueen
Honestly This one no get English version. Find someone from your tribe that is hearing Igbo to interpret it for you because OGILI has only native version... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Kele Bobo said...

Bitter leave weda d bitterness dey
Palm oil:if it's not igbo own,I no buyπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Anonymous said...

Lmao your husband is kolo menm...

Jane's Sparkles boutique said...

Lol....

Jane's Sparkles boutique said...

Chaiii some people can test cloth for the universe😁😁😁 someone will try 15 dresses to pick just one.Lol

Diamond said...

garri

yetus said...

This mentality of tasting, hmmm. I still enter stores and would like to taste chocolates before buying.
I used to taste Garri alot.

Anonymous said...

Mbacheleku

Anonymous said...

Honey

Iphie dearie said...

Let me try.
The mouth that abused ogiri will definitely lick it.
Did I get it Chike?😩😩😩😩

Uchyyy said...

Perfume

Iphie dearie said...

Haa. If you taste those down here.. Na cholera/diarrhea things. Except ofcourse there is potable water available.

Iphie dearie said...

Bite Kanda????
πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️

njiaju joyce said...

Palm wine

Perxian said...

lol I know right?! Some even end up not buying any after trying out 20 outfits

Stella maris Baby said...

Garden egg (Anara)

Stella maris Baby said...

Roasted corn to see if it's fresh,soft or strong.
Will take 2 or 3 seeds for tasting..

Stella maris Baby said...

Garden Egg.

Sharondbaron said...

And the cloth will now be smelling armpit armpit πŸ˜‚

SuperMom said...

Palm oil

Shawdow said...

Boiled groundnut

Perxian said...

Lmao!! You mean locally made perfumes? Cos most perfumes I know are sealed. body colognes and sprays however can be tested sparingly on hand so that don't count.

Perxian said...

Lmao omg! You guys take this tasting thing to a whole other level..haba! You are disfiguring her wares na, imagine when every potential buyer take 2 or 3 seeds. I can't πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Perxian said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you people won't kill me tonight. Kuku eat the whole fish 🀣

Perxian said...

So you haven't been tasted yourself? 😏 Get the fuck off here with yo fake deep. PS - men get tasted too.

NORTH DAKOTA said...

There are lots I taste before buying..

Garden egg(I always pick up one from the seller's/stock)
Tiger nut
Carrots (can't resist asking for a stick)

One time I was buying lemons from a mallam, I couldn't resist plucking a leaf from the fresh lettuce he had on display..

Broomstick said...

Taste pepper? Ha! Abeg o.
Slim queen, you try. I can't.
Iphie dearie, I was more shocked than you.

Chike TEFLON said...

What is the English name of ogili isi?

Aliyah Recipes and Tips said...

Gaari, kulikuli, epa, palm oil etcetera.

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Lol Chike.
Odogwu,
Ogiri Isi in english is actually fermented oil seed paste.
The aroma it gives to soup is heavenly 😍

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚@Iphim @ your explanation attempt.

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Jeez!!!
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My mum does that too!
I dreaded going to the market with her while growing up.
She can taste for Africa.
From crayfish to palm oil to rice. Infact everything😩. When I ask her is there really any need? She will just eye me from head to toe and says" i am tasting for freshness.look at you, you better be learning now before you buy rubbish to cook for your husband when you get married"
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BTW, for the rice, when she bites at it, she says she'd know if it's the type that gets soggy or stays separated when cooked.
How does biting the raw rice determine that?
I am still wondering till today.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Amacastel said...

Me too, just that I was taught that rice that is hard to bite, will raise well & won't turn watery unlike the one that is soft which won't raise at all, they are called old & new rice, the older the rice the dry it becomes & it raise well.

Anonymous said...

Testers nnkor aunt Perxian ? I do a lot of 'em before making up my mind .... some people even dress up , enter shops to spray and off they go πŸ˜„

Chike TEFLON said...

BLOGLORD the real MVBM I clear road for you nne m πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
I talk am say na adighi ama gi aka.
Gbam iji ya.
Ibu Nwa afo AMUsiri ike...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

Perxian said...

lol Tester are used on hands too but trust people to test em on the whole body. I'm not Aunty o kai, Perxian is just fine. 😊

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol
BLOGLORD the rice own is true .

Chike TEFLON said...

Nwa afo Biafra... Lol
It has been long I licked that. Like years

IJAY said...

Beloved, shaiii, u just killed me with that tiny balls akara, I prefer eating that one to the normal akaraπŸ˜€πŸ˜‚

jelly said...

Agbalumo

Akuchinyere nwata 1 said...

Garri, Crayfish, Udara,icheku,tigernut,

Anonymous said...

Everything Stella! Nigerians taste/test everything including human beings #strollingaway

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