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Thursday, October 19, 2017

Boredom Eliminating Post

Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa................I need to stop Kwakwakwa-ing!

OK,let's do this now.......




.....I used to fake all those times i was sick because of Maths test in School ..hehehehehehehehe.

....I was the one responsible for all the pieces of meat that went missing or reduced in size and someone else was accused *side eyes*

...I used to throw my portion of cooked beans into the gutter and pretend i had eaten it..hahahahahahahahha..

*Stella is typing a message*


160 comments:

  1. Way back I would lie I wasn't feeling fine to avoid washing dishes.
    I hate that chore.

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    1. Dear Lord...
      I need a home... please I beg you. You are bigger than my age so no need to remind you how old I am.

      Thank you God.

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    2. I used to...nah, my secrets die with me. πŸ˜€

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    3. That iv done d nd c 4times

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    4. I still hate to wash plates.

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    5. Way back, I used to fight in school so dey can suspend me and I will stay at home and follow my mom to the market cuz I hate going to school

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    6. That was the chores I love most and still love doing it. I hate to see used dishes.

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    7. I can do dishes for Africa, I have never used the dish washer we have in the kitchen, I put my gloves on and I'm ready to go BUT I hate ironing.
      It's a NO for me but unfortunately the LORD has blessed me with precious gifts and I no get choice cos I will be ironing for a Loooooooong time cos when I grow old I will still help with my grandchildrens ironing as well in JESUS mighty name. Amwn

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  2. 80% of the girls on this blog will soon go anonymous to write (or may never write).

    "killed and buried in their wombs"
    "flushed it out when menses refused to come"
    "did away with it"

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    1. You must be a perfect human.
      Saint anonymous.

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    2. It doesnt matter. No sin is greater than the other except you are one without sin.

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    3. This anon πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Always on about fornication and abortion. Nawa o. Lol

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    4. That 80% up there is a underestimation. I worked in Nigerian hospitals; private, public, mission
      When a Nigerian girl is pregnant and comes for abortion, if you like talk from morning till nine months,
      she will abort. Even when you tell her that e.g. mission or government hospitals do not do abortions, she wants you
      to go and do it in your private clinic etc.
      @Redbotafly and single dad, don't you see that your names gave you away.
      That's how you will be flying from three to four beds a day as a butter fly and you come here to spill this?

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    5. Sister Jane,
      you know her/him?
      You be winch?
      Monitoring amebo

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    6. @Single dad
      If you see any brother or sister commit a sin that does not lead to death, you should pray and God will give them life. I refer to those whose sin does not lead to death. There is a sin that leads to death. I am not saying that you should pray about that. 1 John 5:16


      When a sin leads to death (idolatry; fornication, adultery etc. see col. 3:5), the person that commits that is disciplined/chastised and there are consequences. That was what happened to David in case of Uriah's wife. It is not just "pray and forgive". That's talking about Christians. Just know that salvation is free but there are consequences to sin.

      The kidnapper I met in jail, had both arms amputated. But he is a Christian now and has peace with God, his arms does not get restored because he becomes a Christian. Another one aborted and lost her womb. Being a Christian does not restore that automatically. Lost a beloved acquaintance to HIV. SHE repented on her death bed and God saved her, but she died very young.

      Whenever, one points out scriptures to expose sin, you folks shout "judgment" as if the person has the key of hell and heaven?

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    7. Well said. I get your point now.

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    8. Na wa o. People will just be giving statistics like they carried out a survey. The village I come from, abort and die. It's as simple as that. No "it was a mistake", no questions asked. This has made those who want to be chaste to be ultra chaste, while those who've had unplanned pregnancies have had to birth their babies. No female in my family has ever had an abortion, so your 80% becomes 0%. Or are you saying my family accounts for the 20%? Una dey flex muscle like say Una sabi everything. Mtscheeeew

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  3. I sometimes never took all the tablets she gave me for headache when i was sick lol.

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    1. My and my siblings used to throw our drugs under the deep freezer. One Saturday my mother decided to clean everywhere, she even saw drugs that were still in their cases, thyphiod drugs that can be very expensive lol... she shouted her lungs out and report us to our dad lwkmd

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  4. I used to add money to my allowance and live big in school.....( cos we had a store then when my mom give me 50# as daily allowance, I will just add 150# to it, to make it a round figure of 200#) biggest girl in school. .... Lol....

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    1. #Thief😎

      Lucifer where are you come carry this one go hell

      Anonymous Rasta

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  5. @Stella is looking for trouble this afternoon.
    Soon all the anonymous modes will be activated for these girls to spill what's hidden between their thighs!

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    1. Yes we will, I'm crushing on this fine,calm and polish dark doc with red lips. But sad thing we are both married, I know he is feeling same way too cos he smiles at me and want to always see me with one excuse or the other, but why he avoids having eye contact with me is what I don't understand. He looks down and keep adjusting his belt, tie, looking down and saying one world 3 times... God please I don't want to cheat on my hubby though he is hypertensive and with erectal issues. I have been so sex starve at my late 20s but nope I won't fall for this, my hubby is a good man.
      Please don't judge me till you work in my shoes. I pray my father gets well soon so I can stop coming here...

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    2. May I not "work" in your shoes @anonymous! May the healing hands of God fall on your father.

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    3. Amen! Sweetheart thanks somuch

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    4. I'm a Dr and i'm in the same predicament with a male patient's sexy married daughter.I hope this' what i'm thinking.I adjust my belt and look down to be sure my 11 inch erection's not showing.

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    5. Let your hubby use his fingers, you will forget erectile disfunction

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    6. Hmm, this calm fine polished of with red lips description...ahhh

      I hope this is not my husband oh

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  6. Mum and Dad I was the one hiding those tablets at the back of the fridge..

    I hate to take drugs eeh.
    To think my son took after me on this.Lol

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    1. Loving ur sentence construction these days.... U take note! Like you for that dear


      Anonymous Rasta

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    2. Hahahahaha, you are not alone bros. Me and my younger sister turn our medicines to Usain Boat at a particular Transformer. I travelled last year and pay homage to that Transformer.

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  7. When I broke my arm I told them it was because I got chased by the neighbor's puppies(Mind you they were tiny dogs - Pomeranian if I am not mistaken) but really I broke it roller skating after the warned me several times not to do it! LMAO

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    1. Dibia, kwo something biko!


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  9. Chai!!! Stella you are naughty ooo! I remember very well how I faked sickness to come home from school. I went to a boarding school in Abuja so exams were over but we still had like 3wks to spend in school and my provisions had finished. I have to fake stomach pains to the extent that the school nurse said I should be taken home with the school bus for further medical attention.I was taken home to my parents and I was taken to a hospital and there they discovered I had appendix. Stella you won't believe I was admitted and operated to remove the appendix when I was all faking it to come home. I was in the hospital for 3wks before I was discharged. I don't know what happened my faking it became a reality. Since then I don't fake sickness ooo. I rather be healthy than be sick ooo.

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    1. That's Nigerian private hospitals for you.
      Once you complain of abdominal ache, if they do not see anything, they will remove "appendix" and detain you to rip you off.
      You were fortunate to be alive. By the way, appendectomy patients shouldn't stay more than a week in a hospital except there are complications.

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    2. Scary indeed @Iphie!
      Thank God for your life @Nkiru.

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  10. I lived with my boyfriend in University πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘

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    1. Kwo eziokwu??😨


      Anonymous Rasta

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    2. Some students do that but I want to ask how do you guys read?

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    3. You can't be having sex all day my dear. You will always find time you know 😁😁😁

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    4. I graduated with a 2:1, very solid gap of 4.00. I wasn't living with him to fuck. But that too lol.

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  11. they don't know I met my current bf through Snm.

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    1. Well, then don't say never because you might still tell them when you guys start getting really serious. #jusr saying

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    2. Is their anything wrong in meeting him on snm? PS enlighten me

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    3. @Super Model..that's true tho, its not like it's a terrible thing meeting your spouse here.

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    4. Nothing wrong in meeting the love of your life on SnM. You should be proud.

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  12. I used to have selective hearing. I don't hear my name when I don't feel like and they all thought I was having ear problem.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      You is mischievious. OMG!
      My child will actually hear me by force😁

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    2. Yah bad ass πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ bad girl

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    5. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜….

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  13. They will never know that I'm no longer a virgin.

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  14. That I leave in my boyfriend's as am doing my nysc and didn't rent a house after my daddy gave me 200,000 and I called to tell him that I didn't see self contain of that price in Abuja (which is a liar) and he added 150,000 to it and I never rented the house. On boo's part he never knew my parents gave me money to rent apparent. I feel my parents might find out their innocent daughter lives with a man.

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    1. Please tell me you saved the money...

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    2. May they come pay you a visit.

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    3. I hope you saved the money! You is a bad sharp girl πŸ‘§. πŸ˜€

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    4. Kept 300,000 in my fix deposit account, spent 50,000.

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  15. My parents would never know I used to throw most of the drugs away cos I hated them. It always felt like it was still stuck in my throat even hours after.

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  16. I can't remember jare.....I remember then when everyone would tell me that I look way older than my age. Almost all my lecturers back then in school,friends etc said same but this days people keep telling me I look way younger than my age. Someone said that today. Now I'm confused if my face changes same way I was being told I look so much like my dad but since last year,I'v been told I now look like my mom

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    1. Lol. Read the post again, s l o w l y.

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    2. Lol, I did read. I just felt like writing that

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    3. @Perxian Hope she understands your response. Sarcasm to badt.lol

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  17. Why is it all about drugs? Lol....mine will never know that I still and will always attend that same church anywhere I find myself in this world.

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    1. Single dad aka Daddy code... Y u change the moniker na. Hws E?

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  18. LOL. I faked asoebi die just so I can have a weekend getaway.

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  19. No be from my mouth una go hear that Father went to jailπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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  20. Stella U haff come ooo
    ... that I already had my first kiss in the university
    ....that have lodged in a hotel
    ..... Slept naked next to my boo
    ...... Av given a hand job to my boo
    yea that I faked my heart burn to gain attention


    lolzzzzz..

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  21. Mum didn't know I've aborted 3 times, she still thinks I'm a virgin.
    I'm sorry mum, never meant it this way. Anyways, turned a new leaf

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    1. You don't really have to go anonymous, we still love you regardless

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    2. Single dad na the Ikorodu tisha be dat aborting anonymous.Na she dey live with her mama

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  22. During Xmas when I was a kid we go to watch those Small masquerade in my villa and it will be chasing us on one of the occasion I fell inside gutter and wounded my self ( it wasn't chasing me) I went home and told my parents that masquerade was chasing only me and I wounded my self. My parents took it up and they stopped those nwikpo from performing.

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    1. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ @nwikpo πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜πŸ˜ iri baaaaad

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    2. Lol @nwikpo, are you from Njikoka?

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  23. Lai Lai. I can never say what my parents will never know here.

    I'm not ready to trend again

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    1. Hahahaha. Don't mind them jor, spill in the name of fun.

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    2. Lol.. this is hilarious biko

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    3. Say it nowπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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    4. Look up Eka,we don already see your comment as anonymous with 3 abortion

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    5. Bravo Eka, but don't forget this is just a blog! You own no one explanation.

      Spill the beans.

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    6. I don't go anon. What I can't say with my ID, I won't bother saying

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    7. @eka -joy Keep telling yourself that sweety,one day u might believe yourself.Even Stella uses some popular ids herself to catch fun

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  24. -My parents didn't know I used to sneak out of boarding school...
    Infact,we used to jump our school fence to go be with our boyfriends!...
    We even go to night parties from school then...
    This is a well respected catholic missionary school in Enugu...

    -I did an abortion under their nose and claimed I was on my period!...

    -I was taking alcohol (small stout) then...it was my favorite drink!!...

    -I used to bring my School daughter that was my lesbo partner home during vacation cos her parents lived in Owerri and we fuck ourselves at night while everyone was sleeping...
    She will stay in our house for some days before her dad would come and pick her up!...

    *memories...

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    1. Holy Ghost fire!wht did I read?tufia

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    2. Chief ooo!!!
      Chai! You be real baddoooo!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. You are too real, mahn! πŸ™ŒπŸ» Them Anons about to blow up on you tho. Lol

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    4. Queen and bus,lolπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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    5. HRC enugu that must be your sch. I fear who know fear chief the 042 babe.

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    6. Thanks for spilling it under your real ID. πŸ‘ŠπŸ½πŸ‘ŠπŸ½πŸ‘ŠπŸ½πŸ‘ŠπŸ½

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    7. Chai the school must be HRC. Went there at some point and stayed one term only. We saw things. Abortions done with hangers. Lesbians everywhere. Lasted just one term. Wicked rev sisters too. Chai memories

      @single dad seems like you're new here for this your comment

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    8. L.E ge gbu madu oooooooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    9. Ewooo. You don rotten since πŸ™†πŸ½πŸ™†πŸ½

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    10. Queen and boss, you've always been a bad girl! It's high time you truly repent. πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†

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    11. Tayan what did you called her? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Queen o, I love you for real.

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    12. I hate Stout😰😰😰😰

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    13. Uye G hahahaha...
      I won't lie,I was a baddo...
      With all those my kukere moves,nobody knows!...
      I recently told my mom about it and she didn't believe me...

      Trinity,doing abortion with a hanger was just a fallacy!...
      It was a lie!!...
      They were patronizing one quack doctor around Agbani road!,..
      As for the lesbo part,everybody was in it!..
      It was called "Uto" hahahaha...there's a funny way it's pronounced!...
      It's hard to see someone that went to that school that is not a lesbo!,.

      Na boarding school spoil me!...
      My two children are in high school and they go from home!...
      As big as they are,I still take them to school!...

      Hahahah at Super model and single Dad!...

      Bloggie,kedu ije gi?...

      Mrs R,I can't oh!...it's in my blood..maybe when I clock 70 sha...hahaha

      Miss Juliet Gbam!,..

      Adadioranma I love you too!,.


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    14. Hahahahahahahahahahahs...this lady is just too cray abeg

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  25. I faked fasting at home and eat at school when I was in secondary school

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  26. They must not know I ve had minimum 10 abortios. tho happily married with three kids. I wish I can make a U turn.

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    1. Its okay dear...you already happily married. As long as you are at peace with your God

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    2. 10 ke!!!!! 🎢It's hard to believe🎢

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  27. Lol. I stole meat too.. Now I'm doing it with a little authority (testing) as I'm no longer a kid.

    That I was the one hiding my brother's stockings /pencils after each fight, cause I wanted to get back at him for beating me up. (lol I'm sorry bro)

    That all those novels I told her my form mistress asked us to buy was a lie. That half the time I pretend to read my textbooks, i was actually reading harlequin novels and imagining I was the girl in it, and smiling like an idiot. Lol

    That I miss church sometimes, when she is not at home (she will be break my head if she ever know!)

    That I now have a boyfriend.. kikikiikikiki. I'm a good girl biko.. but it's lonely sometimes nahh

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    1. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…☺☺☺☺☺☺

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    2. Lol. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£
      Did I ever buy my novels that way???πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” Don't think so but I definitely hid my novels inside textbooks😜😜😜

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  28. Hmmmm stells baby,odikwa risky

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  29. My parents never knew all the malaria drugs given to me back then where flushed down the toilet.

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  30. Hmmm...after my ssce exams I decided to "work" small b4 gaining admission into d uni.so there was dis my mum's friend whose hubby owns a Biz center.I started working for him as a sectary but mum never knew DAT her small innocent girl don dey gbensh her Oga.it wasn't intentional sha but Oga started spoiling me with money and before I knew it water don pass garri.The wife (my mums friend) will come to our house and be sayind "my daughter hope ur Oga doesn't bring his babes to d office.anyday u see any girl tell me". Kai na childish behavior she cos the man seduced me.

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    1. Kaii..... Hope you have turned a new leaf?

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  31. My own is very long abeg
    πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  32. I used to visit my mum's colleague who was single.my mum respects him a lot cos he's very responsible so she allows me visit him to help me with my maths.before u knew it we started missing and touching.we didn't go beyond that o cos I was a virgin.hmmm memories...if I didn't control myself he for gbenshing me under my mum's nose and she will b there thinking he's teaching me maths.

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    1. The people parents trust most times are those that take advantage of their kids. Na wa.
      Had a similar experience but in my case I didn't even think of my teacher in such a manner; but the stupid man tried touching my breast. I screamed and alerted my mom. She almost killed him. My mum humiliated him and was practically beating(hitting) him. After that experience, it was either a female home teacher or I attend general lesson with others.

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    2. The more reason parents should be very careful of those people (trusted) they always leave their child(ren) under their care. They have been destroying kids lives since the beginning of time.

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    3. Bloggie, you were quite courageous as a young girl, not every girl will scream.

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    4. Maths no ni

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  34. My parent never know that secretly i was a runz girl, leaving the girls hostel with my friends standing on the road side looking for men for quick cash.. Now im Married, comfortable but still i cant stay faithful, my husband is cheating secretly but my own is worse.. ..

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    1. Your mum knows you are a runs Girl dat is d reason why she stool against us getting married.
      As for u thinking I don't know u are cheating, I pity u.
      Why do u think we can't even hold a child in ur womb after how many years of marriage???
      I know u are cheating and dats y I have kept me a beautiful lady outside to have kids for me.
      Ur disgrace is almost here😎

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  35. If only my mum knew that her bf abi lover was sexually abusing me.I was in p4 then and she was separated from my dad.when she goes to work he comes to d house and ask me to come sit on his laps and be rubbing his thing on me.I never told my mum.sometimes he invites me to his place and be touching me.asking me to touch his thing.I was afraid to tell my mum. Mike where ever u are God will punish u and ur girls will be sexually abused in fact raped.Idiot man..u wan do mother do child..I don't even no what she saw in him.broke motherfucker

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  36. Eka Eka once bitten thrice shy....abeg no let them change who u be o.

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  37. I never told my mum what her elder brother made me go through when I was leaving with them.They literally turned me into their house maid.I will work from morning to night..no even time to read my book.Feeding MW with remnants. Anyway I've forgiven but not forgotten sha

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  38. #When looking back becomes more boring than looking forward, you know your life is on the right track*

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  39. "Kissed a girl and I liked it!" Borrowed words from Katy Perry but the truth.
    My mum will never know that I lost my "flower" earlier than I let on.
    My mum will never know that I lied about being sexually harassed by my supervisor who delayed my project for 3years cos I don't like confrontations.
    So many things, so lemme stop there

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    1. I sight u babe
      let it all out...

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    2. I am with you on that third point.

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  41. Back then,my family and our next door neighbours are not on speaking terms( till we left the area) but me and the man's Daughters used to f...k the living daylights out of each other. We meet in an abandoned building along the street. I wonder how we use to communicate then! My mum still talks evil about them but me, I disV 2 of the man's Daighters. We are still friends on Facebook.

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  42. I used to beg my elder brother to help me throw my medicine away while I pretend to have swallowed it and I will give my brother my food in return for his help.
    My father never knew about it. My brother was always happy being an accomplice because of my portion of food I used to give to him, I didn't like eating back then. I was a bad and slow eater (still is).

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    1. Funny thing is that I could drink a whole bowl of tablets but can't take a single syringe to my butt or anywhere else😩😩😩😩😩😩

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  43. My mom will never know that my aunty’s boyfriend used to molest my cousins and I.he would put us on his lap and put his fingers in our pants on different occasions.when we complain of pain down there we would be treated for jedi Jedi.really sad.now that my aunt is a pastor.i know God will punish him,if he hasn’t already been punished.

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  44. That I missed imprisonment by the whiskers.....God really intervene divinely. And to think I lost my job doing my duty. Household enemies God shall punish you all.

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  45. My parents will never know that I love sucking dick. I just love the smoothness and fullness .

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  46. my boyfriend will never know that another man got me pregnant and I aborted it. he was really angry that I did that without his consent, not knowing he was not responsible for it. such a forgiving heart we are married with three kids

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