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Friday, 27 October 2017

Boredom Eliminating Post

Shaking my head!!!





I went over to the next compound and I was flogged because it was assumed I had gone there to look for my crush when I should be reading...Correct flogging that the supposed crush even witnessed..I didnt come out again until the travelled back to the UK...

90 comments:

Just Bella. said...

Lying, stealing, pretending to be sleeping while you are awake.. My dad was a disciplinal... Hahahahahaha

redbotafly said...

They only gave me the silent treatment cos I nor dey hear flogging.
If you hit wood or stone who suffers it? πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Anonymous said...

I cry too much

Dada Toyosi said...

She came to check me in school back in secondary schl days and saw me having one of my shirt on my uniform,she just ask me to follow her home and flogged d hell out of my life,someone who doesn't know what i did will think i stole dt day,it wasn't funny at all,it took me a very long time to forgive her though

just me said...

I don't have any please

sexy Daddy said...

Hahhaha...mine was that I left the toilet i was asked to wash for football.That day eeeh my forehead was teared open with koboko.This life is a stage whalai!

Same father that flogged the hell of me is the one I'm taking care of today.Chai! Uwa bu paw paw.Lol

Adadioramma said...

The day my boyfriend find me enter house, and my elder bros just came back o. Chai, that my younger sister wicked o. The guy no enter House o, he just look and pass, na him my sister go call my bros say na me the guy dey find. I chop 36 lashes of cane that day. I no kom follow the guy again.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

hahahahaha i remember when my late father asked us not to attend a party opposite us, we use style enter there not knowing papa was looking through the window. as we came back, he was at the door with belt, once you enter the door, you will hear tuwai

Amaka Hundeyin said...

I'm not sure I was flogged for any reason that wasn't justifiable sha.

Chidinma Grace said...

For keeping quiet. No matter what you do to me, I don't talk after a fight. So most times they flog me thinking that I am the guilty one because according to my parents, he who keeps quiet, is the guilty one.

Anonymous said...

A guy (my junior) was liking me in sec school and gifted me a gold wristwatch i was beaten 4 taking it and was asked to return it. Later asked d guy wat he did wit it and he was still wit it afer 8 years.... mehn shame keeee me...

Anonymous said...

My mum was cooking at night one day, and was shouting at me so she mistakenly put kerosene instead of groundnut oil in the food, I received the beating of my life that day cos she said I was the cause

Kalu Kalu said...

When i was about 10 years old, I went to our sitting room when my dad was not around to get razor blade so as to make kite, mistakenly I hit my dad's radio with my foot and the cassette side opened. ( Remember that radio that has small cassette that you rewind with pen). When I tried closing the thing, it refused. I then presses one of the bottons on the radio and the stupid button got stuck and refused to come out. When my dad came back and saw his radio, he called me and asked me who spoilt the radio and I admitted. He asked me what I was doing with the radio and I told him what happened. My dad brought out the radio and asked me to show him how I kicked the radio, I kicked the radio several times and the cassette side refused to open. My dad said that I was playing with the radio, that was how I spoilt it. He gave me 12 strokes of the Cain for lying and asked me to confess, I repeated the same story and he gave me another 12, he repeated the question and I stood my ground and told him what happened and he gave me another 12. After that he told me that he will flog me till admit that I played with the radio, I then told him that I have been lying that I admit playing with the radio. He said for lying to him for so long that he will give me another 12 strokes of the Cain and he did. That was one of the worst days of my life as a child.

Miss Ess said...

I was not flogged o

Rappakatakata said...

Simply because I drank my dad's gin to half its content.

Oh Lamee said...

Hehehehehe...I n ma younger sisters went to watch film in our neighour's awze....despite warnings not to! Mehn...d beating no b here o..

brown said...

The day I cooked beans with too much water.and I went out with friends to do amebo,i was flogged and I fainted,after that day they stopped flooging me

Stella maris Baby said...

The day my mate beat me and I was crying for help with annoyance my mother beat me silly and my brain reset.
Still fresh in my memory..

Maureen Ekeh said...

Hahahahahaha are you serious? Your nigga bad gaaahn, you for kuku lie since.

Maureen Ekeh said...

I went to our opposite compound to play table tennis, I hear nnnwiin that day .

Justyswt said...

I went to the beach with my friends and my dad got to know. The flogging no be here. How he got to know is what baffled me.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahaha
This really crack me up....... Very funny

Anonymous said...

Disciplinarian

Anonymous said...

How is lady E your love?

Anonymous said...

Your forehead was torn open

Anonymous said...

Do we share same mother?

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

* went for a classmates party and returned late. The flogging was major.

* smoked my dad's ciggy. And mumu me went to whisper something to my mama's ear cos we had a visitor. I didn't know the ciggy smell was still under my breathe.
In front of the visitor my mama jacked my top, squeezing it and using it to pull me closer to her quietly but firmly asking " you say you want to be a bad child? In this house? And I am your mother? It can never happen".

What followed after?😭😭😭😭😭
She no send the visitor oh. There and then kpakposing started.
OMG! I have my life to Christ that evening.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Love you momπŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜— you are the bestest.
When it's time for play, she will play.
When it's time to discipline, omo...you don dieπŸ˜ƒ

Anonymous said...

Oga o,I bend yansh for you o. Linus Olayinka Delilah.
U mean your father flogged a 10 Yr old 48 strokes of cane?
I loved your story sha. It just lifted my mood.

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

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BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚you made her lose concentration. You were the causer.

Shirley said...

Hahahahahaha your papa and my mama suppose be siblings.chai

sugar babe said...

The first day i bought tura cream when I was in JSS 3,the beating no get part 2

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
Is your dad a police interrogation officer? Cos they are the ones that torture you to admitting to the opposite of what actually happenedπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Just Bella. said...

Thanks hun

Fingertrickz #iMix #iProduce #iMaster #freeBies said...

Ayayayaya!!!! What I did I don't remember but that flogging from my Dad and Punishment from my mum I will always live with. If I was a hardened spy, those were the only two incident that could have broken me. Not accidents, not the career ending football injuries, not the head stiches, not the many bandages or cuts that landed me in the hospital, Nothing but those two separate incidence. Right now I am even trying to remember any other beating or punishment but can't except those 2. Whew.

Kalu Kalu said...

Anonymous 19:42, Don't jump to conclusion, it sounds improbable that my dad flogged me 48 strokes. Trust me he has done worse than that. That your dad did not use the Cain on you, or that he didn't use it to that extent does not mean that am lying. I know what he did to me and my brothers whenever we flout his orders.

Just Bella. said...

Hahahahahaha... This is so my Father. As an old soldier that he is, we hear wei! May his soul rest in peace I miss him so much.

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...
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BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

*classmate's
*gave

becky naka said...

Hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Laughing too much.

Shirley said...

U wan turn mama eko kikikikik

Anonymous said...

Your papa bad gan. Laughed till tears rolled down my cheeks

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Strangers can become best friends, just as easy as best friends can become strangers*

BettyO said...

Anytime my dad was broke, he will beat you for the slightest reason. I miss you dad...just wish you were here. Continue to RIP.

SheriKoko said...

Talking of trivial....The day I swapped my moms new phone batter n she found out... Common battery o n I was already in ss2 or ss1. She reported it to my dad. My dad that hardly beat us. Omoh that day I swear something possessed the two of them cuz I know i'v done worse things. My dad flogged me I fell down the stairs and he continued with my mom blocking me from escaping.... I don't even understand what happened that night up till today... *sadface😒

memmie said...

jπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. this cracked me up big time

DON™ said...

Your papa na mean guy. πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Will any of the girls come here to tell us that she was caught
opening her hole?

Halima Muhammed said...

I no dey hear word, vry stubborn when i ws a teenager but vry quiet i don't talk much nd i hate going msg. My mum used to flogged for refusing go msg. Thank God am a change person now.

Ezenwanyi said...

Drew cashew nut tattoo on my hand

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Hahahahahahaha...

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Hahahahahahahahaha...

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Hahahahaha Tura!!!!...
Choi!...
Who gave you money to buy Tura?...
You have started following men abi?...
Lmao

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Hahahahaha...

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Hahahahaha...
Most mothers don't like it!...

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Hahahahahaha....

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Hahahahahaha...

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Hahahaha...
Life!!...

Gorgeously Human said...

Lol@ tuwai

Jenna Makeova said...

I was 16 and for the first time ever a guy asked me out and then offered to excort me back home after confirmation class, Na so me and the guy dey stroll then I heard someone shout OGE..... I turned it was my dad driving he parked rush out of the vehicle and gave me a slap(hot slap on the road) immediately the mumu boy ran away.... Na so ooo he said run home and wait for me .... you need see beating that day and I don't talk to the guy anymore

Ammy Bee said...

I borrowed money to enter public transport home during my mid term break. When i got home, i told my mum i borrowed money. She beat me blue-black and told me never to borrow from anyone and to manage what ever they give me. I couldnt understand why, she couldnt reason with me. In the long run,it had a positive impact on me because till now, i hardly borrow from people and on rear occassion when i do, i am always relstless until i pay back.

ovo said...

Me I want iPhone 6 oooo pls I Need it as a gift.dats my problem oooo

Nina said...

LoooolπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚@the day I bought tura cream. unto bleaching things abi wetin.. U guys won't kill me ooo

Anonymous said...

My dad flogged me mercilessly and even poured dirty water on me becos he saw only my English name on my dossier without my native name. My flimsy reason was that my school mates couldn't pronounce it and I didn't want them murdering my name. My dad flogged me ehn.... Life has stages. Now I can change all of my name without any disturbance...let him come and beat me again.

Anonymous said...

Lol oh my God. I can imagine πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Gorgeously Human said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...gave my life to Christ

Anonymous said...

πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ abeg make una no kill me

Anonymous said...

LolπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ur own come worst

Anonymous said...

Haa ur mama go say na ashawo u don become. Eya great memories. Our parents sha

Iphie dearie said...

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Iphie dearie said...

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Iphie dearie said...

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Iphie dearie said...

😩😩😩😩😩😩

Iphie dearie said...

Anonymous, you will definitely think my experience is a lie then.
This bv is even lucky, My father didn't count his strokes. He flogged you EVERYWHERE,countlessly.🚢🏻‍♀️🚢🏻‍♀️🚢🏻‍♀️

Anonymous said...

hmmmmm my dad beat the hell out of me for lieing to him to the extent that my eyes get swollen geez I felt like hurting him that day cause he treated me like trash,i am in my early 20s o I could not go to work for a week

Anonymous said...

hmmmmm my dad beat the hell out of me for lieing to him to the extent that my eyes get swollen geez I felt like hurting him that day cause he treated me like trash,i am in my early 20s o I could not go to work for a week

isaac olufemi said...

My dad my dad....... God rest your soul. Miss you dad. In spite of all. I shouldn't go to my mum's house. I shouldn't collect nada from her. But after retirement you wanted her back and I stood my ground saying NO. Everybody thought I was mad. Lol..... I asked my lovely mother; if she'll want to go back and I interrupted her saying she doesn't want to join you. Hehehehe...... they sent me out of the ' reconciliation meeting. I was the bad egg. Baa mi, you can tongue lash ooooooooo. To the extent you prefer the actual beating. I miss you plenty. You taught me how not to treat my wife and kids. And I beat my chest I'm the best husband and dad. LESSONS WELL LEARNT

Yemi7up said...

Anoy 18:38 see you how made me laugh out so loud at this hour of the night.

shugahh said...

can't remember any.

exotic said...

Kalu Kalu you just made me piss on my self now oh lawd I cant stop laughing

becky naka said...

Lol

becky naka said...

Hhahaha

Jacinta Mbachu said...

Stealing meat and licking soup from the pot πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I was head Master

Iphie dearie said...

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Phronesis said...

The beatings I got gave me trust issues. I don't like my dad, don't have conversations with him,and my mom has her own days because she worked at erasing the memories but still,I'm a traumatized emotionally damaged adult. I'm glad you guys are finding pointless beatings funny.

Cassandra Carter said...

My dad used to beat me cuz i was a girl and my eyrs were too big. He was that ridiculous!

Cassandra Carter said...

Lol!

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