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Monday, October 16, 2017

Monday In House News

*Looks at the clock*Is it time for in house news?Is it?Is it?hehehehehehehehhehe...

Hmmm I have been Blog boo-less for while now,shopping for one soon.
No sugar son needed as blog boo please!..Please Apply if you are from 60 years and above!..LMAO


Have a great day you all!!!






PERPETUAL COVERS IN HOUSE NEWS

Am a makeup artist, and am giving out 50% discount to my fellow BVs who would be having their events during the ember months and we are also available for travel, for more info you can call or whatsapp 08141117300.
Have a wonderful day.



Lovely Crochet braids!


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IVF GIVEAWAY


some of you at yet to get in touch and if by Friday the rest do not make contact or send their phone numbers,I will ask Angel Goodnews to go back to the post and choose others.
Please read HERE and check if your name if amongst those chosen for the IVF giveaway or free screening.
Thank you


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CAKE BAKER NEEDED IN BENIN


I need someone in Benin to bake a birthday cake for my nephew's 1st birthday, birthday is on the 23rd.  Please be very very good and affordable. Add me on WhatsApp 08039274854.



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BRAND NEW TWO BEDROOM TO LET IN KUBWA

I have a very nice brand new two bedroom to let in a new Estate in Kubwa. It comes with POP finishing, both rooms are en suite, spacious sitting room and dining area, water heater in the bathrooms, wardrobes. 

The compound floors are also interlocked. The flat is well finished. The price is actually 700k per year but I'm ready to give a discount to BVNs for 650k. Any BVN who is interest can call 08118653825




*Quite cheap right?This reminds me of BV Paul in Abuja..Paul how far?Didnt hear from you again..Everything OK?


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N10k SEED SOWING GIVEAWAY

Hi

I will like to give 10k to someone that is really in need. 
Madam Stella, kindly pick.


Thank you. 


*Thinking hard*
How will i know someone that is really in need or isnt?Let us just Bless someone with it...

If I mention recipient now,they will start the jealousy and call outs on the person........I have someone in mind..will mail you.


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JOB OPPORTUNITY

Dear Stella,

I have been reading your blog for a while now and love the work you do.

My husband is a property developer, he is currently looking for a building engenieur to work with him on various sites of his in Lagos, Lekki area. The successful candidate should be a graduate in civil/structural ingineering and have extensive work experience too. Anyone who feels they are fit to meet this requirements should please send their c.v  attached with a picture to the following email: geeluxury78@yahoo.com




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LOOKING FOR WEDDING VENDORS

Hi Stella darling,
Been a BV since the days of Solomon the serial husband but I don't comment as the observer that I am. Please kindly help me post this advert on your blog ,my trad wedding is coming up in Anambra state on the 26th of December 2017 please I am looking for vendors ranging from make up artist, trad decorators, cake bakers and so on  please I don't want people coming to tell me to pay 1million as I am on a budget . Please if you know your work is clean please kindly reach me on 08064174360 with pictures of your previous work. Please abeg biko ejooo no internet pictures.



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VACANCY


Hi Stella,

Please i am in need of a footwear maker whose finished work is very neat and can work in abuja. Kindly call ir text 08092 779263



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IN HOUSE REQUEST


Good day Stella.
Please I need you to help post this request on in-house news. 
I need someone who can give me intensive tutorials on how to make suits, tuxedos, shirts and trousers for male and female ( although I wouldn't mind if it's only male cos that's more important to me) in Benin city at an affordable price. I only want to learn for about two months as I can already sew normal native attire.

I didn't make enough enquiry before learning at the first place, I only found out they don't make suits after I already started.
I only have a limited time to learn this and I'd really appreciate anyone who's willing to help. I'd prefer somewhere around isihor, ugbowo, new Benin and environs cos of transportation.
Here's my email and phone number: joannwa19@gmail.com   09024366046
thanks alot.



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ETSAKOGIRL IS NOW A PROUD MAMA


Etsakogirl is now a proud mama oooooh...

Hmmm where do I begin my story. Stella and BVs please join me in thanking God. I just gave birth to my baby boy, my handsome gift from God. I had 7 fibroids removed along side my Baby through CS and someone will still be doubting Gods blessings.


I am a living testimony Stella. I carried my baby to term (9 months complete) along with these massive fibroids that made me undergo CS instead of Virginal birth but I still give God the glory.
My bundle of joy is 3 days old and I can't stop starring at him. I am doing great after surgery and looking forward to snapping more pics with my baby. Motherhood rocks abeg.
For your eyes only, find attached my baby and the fibroids that was removed from my stomach.




OMG;I went into shock seeing the Fibroid photos and i have deleted .Your baby is soooooo fine....I can imagine the pains you are going through.
Congratulations and thank God for completing the Journey.



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ATTENTION TUESDAY CHRONICLE POSTER

Hi stella, iam your silent BV residing in Ebonyi State. Pls tell the Lady that was on chronicle Tuesday 10th October 2017, to Call me on this line 08068940913, i will voluntarily direct her to a powerful man of God that will deliver her and her family. Iam seriously touched by her story and iam also touched to help her.


The Chronicle is http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2017/10/chronicle-of-blog-visitor-narrative_10.html




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SDK PORT HARCOURT BLOG VISITORS PARTY 2017- CELEBRATING LOVE AND HUMANITY







We are celebrating Love,humanity( invitations to some selected orphanage homes have been picked) and getting to know some of our old and new SDK pH blog visitors here in port Harcourt is also the aim......


Thank you to Angel Ray for providing the venue free...God bless you Babe!..Nwayioma!!!


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203 comments:

  1. But why doesnt Zebra crossing Rule work in Nigeria?πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

    Hey JHW, Seams youve vacated your Signature spot....Im I on it today?

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    1. Jhw haff seen something..

      Let me go and check her position today

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    2. Perpetual you fine
      Hope say you no dey pepper?

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    3. Hehehe are you a zebra? πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

      Your comment will be visible after approval

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    4. Some people have long throat o!! Well lemme blame it on the economy.....
      Welcome IHN!!!

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    5. Omosi @estako girl congratulations the lord is good .😘😘😘

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    6. Lmao! Alloy you beat me to it.

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    7. Face of ihn is beautiful.

      Thank God for safe delivery @Etsakogirl.

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  2. What is happening over there? The rate at which people are trooping hell is alarmingThe place is already overcrowded. I need to send some souls outta here, especially those who only know how to shout and scream. Is there a need to expand the kingdom? Or do I need to start preaching to people so they can repent and make heaven to ovoid overcrowding? *thinking* Hmmmmmmm na na na an expansion is better. #whatisjamoorize?
    #whoarethenoisemakersonSP
    #igatmykokobosoakedintheflamesofhellsinceeternitydontmakemeuseit
    #Lucyisuppinghisendtimegame
    #ineedanassistantstomanagehellwhenamonbreak

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    1. We are not applying😁😁😁😁

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I jump and pass hell

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    3. Beloved and Chike her brother are the chief noise makers on SP

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  3. Today is bright, is bright and shine……..
    Happy Monday
    Happy New Week
    Happy October, my birth month
    Welcome IHN.

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    1. Ada Ada good afternoon
      How is our baby doing?

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    2. O day of Joy....

      Ada Ada!😘
      Ada Baibay!πŸ˜‚

      Nne kedu Ije?
      Ina ayoli lifeπŸ‘Œ

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    3. Happy birthday in advance..Enough champagne popping 😘

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    4. Congratulations Etsako girl!
      May God bless u and baby!
      Enjoy ur new status.
      Plenty more loving stares for the cutie loading.

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    5. Thank you the General's wife and Amen. I will ooo by Gods grace

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    6. Happy birthday in advance Ada.😘

      Face of ihn, you are pretty.

      Congrats Etsako. Thank God for a safe delivery.
      God bless your bundle of joy.

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    7. Congrats Etsako babe. Our God is good. God bless your baby.

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    8. Oh happy day
      Mama jollof rice😁😁

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    9. Congrats EtsakoGirl and welcome to Motherhood. Yours is pure miracle. May the good Lord always protect our baby. I wish you fastest healing and the Egyptian fibroid you see you shall see no more.
      Bloggie bae, Anu ana agba egbe ona ala Champagne. Thank you sweety. Have a wonderful week.
      Nwunye G onye Nkem, One mmonwu, agbara di mma na akwu diya niru. Loving you sis.
      Beloved my baby, thank you sweetie.
      Amanda udo di. How far? Okwa udo adigo na Igbo? Take care nwanne mmadu.
      Where is Chike the chairman? Onye amarogi mere onwe ya.

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  4. Why do married women actually cheats?

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    1. *cheat.

      Different reasons.

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    2. Lol, why do married men cheat....? Same thing, guys need to up their game, maintain their virility n 6 packs, remain handsome n fit.

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    3. Who do they cheat with?, themselves?😎

      So reverse the question 😎

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    4. Cheat baby cheat. And btw cheating knows no gender. This week shall be a blessing to everyone in Jesus name. Amen!

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    5. Both married men and women cheat.
      Their reasons is best known to them
      Money?
      Good sex?
      Married to A while in love with B?
      Depends on the cheater.

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    6. Some men cheat deliberately
      Some cheat because dey have it on deir gene
      Some chcheat following generational cursed lay on dem

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    7. what else if not to glorify me

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  5. God has lined up divine connections, people that will be good to you, encourage you, push you forward, He’s also lined up people that will try to stop you, people that will try to make you look bad, try to discourage you. There are Goliath’s ordained to come across your path. If you don’t understand this principle, you’ll get discouraged, “God why is this happening to me?” No that opposition is not there to stop you; it’s there to establish you. When you overcome, you will not only step into a new level of your destiny but everyone around you will see the favor of God on your life. Joel Osteen

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  6. Good afternoon everyone.😁. One bv named Amarachukwu made this comment in tonto dike and Churchill post and I can't stop laughing πŸ˜†. I had to munch and save and read when I'm bored...hehehe. She said and I quote " what if the BV Lucifer is actually Lucifer typing all the comments wearing his black hoodie with his fork and tail? Anything is possible oo. He knows that GOD visits bvs in this blog and came to monitor. Remember job in the bible,while he was having fun with his family and friends Lucifer came. Stella call your spiritualists biko let's be sure abeg "....hahahaha 😁 Amara thank you for making me laugh. On a serious note,we need to look into this oh! One certain time someone made a comment that she's watching her daughter from heaven another is with blog I.d Spirit..hian!!! . I'm beginning to suspect some people are spirits here oh....LMAO 😁

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Oh u saw that too?🀣🀣🀣🀣

      The double funny thing is that I ended up wondering if the said bv herself was okayπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Okay upstairs🀣🀣🀣🀣
      Then I was like "but what if she is right"

      Comment was beginning to mess with my headπŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. LMAO 😁 Nwunye G . Thank GOD you saw it with me
      How are you doing 😊,hope your day is going fine?

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    4. if yourr spiritual game is good, you gat nothing to worry about me.

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  7. Hello, oya chop πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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    1. πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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    2. Congrats esako girl
      God bless him
      I tap lord

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  8. In-house is sure but Stella try reply my mail oh
    Beloved please confirm to your boss as regard my mail.

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    1. My Bee10
      African woman.
      how are you doing today? congratulations
      You are blessed

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    2. Check the email address you sent it to,just to be sure it's the right one.

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    3. Hope you sent it to the right email darling.

      Yeah? I will get back to you πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‚

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    4. Bee10, resend it to sdimokokorkus@gmail.com. We shall carry our babies by this time next year in Jesus name. I have been contacted by the angel. Pls do fast so you too will be contacted.

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    5. Miss priya I am fine Thank you

      Buggy I sent it in fact I had to send another mail yesterday,beloved please do.
      Anon thanks let me resend again now

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    6. Thanks y'all Stella has replied I had to check again to be sure before I resend.

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    7. Stella, I also sent you a mail immediately and have sent another one now. Please check and confirm. Thanks and God bless you and Angel Goodness.
      @bee 10, I dey here oh look πŸ‘‡

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  9. @ Etsako Congrats.
    Kisses to your baby😘😘😘

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    1. Thank you stella maris baby. My body just dey catch me as I stare at my bundle of joy

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    2. Congrats dear. God bless you and yours.

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  10. It is well Wit my soul, in Jesus name Amen.

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  11. Did my worst job as a teacher today.

    Flogging.

    My students and pupils know me sha. You cannot fail my test and go scotfree.

    Funny enough no pupil has ever reported me to their parents for flogging as they've done to other teachers.

    Maybe cos by the time I start playing with them after flogging, they will just forget they were flogged.

    One new student was flogged today sha. That one mama fit come tomorrow. I dey wait

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    1. It's wrong to flog students for any reason whatsoever 😎

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    2. Yea right. I don't believe that one. I only believe it's wrong to flog till u give the person injury.

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    3. anonymous to bahd16 October 2017 at 15:10

      You flogged "students", plural. If there's multiple failure its most likely because of an incompetent and lazy teacher. So who really should be flogged? You should be sacked! Apply to the nearest zoo! Flog kids because they failed, imagine!!

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    4. I don't know if u are actually trained as an educationists and if u are flogging a Student is against the rules yes .u can only give Dem punishment.

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    5. Tisha, I know your type.
      Na una dey beat until you leave mark or draw blood.
      Na wetin dey give you orgasm be that.
      Until pikin die for your hands.
      Because they trained you like malu in 1972, means it's okay in 2017 abi.

      Anyway na all this Egusi and elubo school dey allow that, make you no try am for Lekki British School or Dowen College.

      Na inside prison you go celebrate menopause.

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    6. How dare you flog?? Anyway sha na public school you fit try am. God will bless the imbecile that will flog my child....d teacher go know say "Olorun o pe meji"
      So cos person fail test u go flog am....it means you've failed as a teacher.

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    7. You dey wait? Thank your God my child no dey that your class. You mean you flogged a child for poor performance? Na for Govt school you dey teach? A good teacher is being assessed by student's performance and not be flogging Aunty Nwa Teacher.
      Kodigodu.

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    8. Anon 16.04 u don kee me with laff for here. This aunty wey up dere☝ na d result of wetin we dey get wen dem no get job and dey just takeup anytin wey dem see allin d name of being employed. Such a disgraceful act....and shes proud to say it. Waa tΓ² lo sun ewΓ³n #radarada

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    9. Na for ur hand pikin go die, you this stupid thing. I have flogged till blood came out yet I have never been queried by any parent.

      I am that type of flogger yet the kids flock around me. Useless nonentity.

      You will be the one to rot in jail.


      All of u be forming ajebo while we know most of u were flogged in schools and even flog ur own kids yet we are the devils.

      So if I have 5-10 failures out of about 60-70 kids (primary 2-4), I am now the bad teacher.

      When I say some of u don't have sense, it will look like I just want to talk but a lot of you have goat brain in place of human brain.

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    10. Xoxo , come and see the person you always jump to her defence. She likes to dictate to others how to live their lives and how to comment but is too arrogant to listen to the voice of reasoning or take to correction.

      You have flogged till blood came out, babe that can only happen in the mushroom school you teach in Ikorodu. As a parent, I will so deal with you that you will even be afraid of touching your own kids.

      I am not totally against beating a child but you need to understand that children are different. Beating a child cuz they failed may make the child lose their self esteem and confidence. Sometimes punishment works better.How can you beat your students cuz they failed? Are you for real?

      Just be careful because you don't listen and God forbid you learn your lesson the hard way.

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    11. You dunno how to read sentences, dumb fool.

      It simply means I could never flog till blood comes out.

      Or which parent will see that and not come to fight

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    12. Lolll did I not say it?

      The Werewolf has proudly confirmed that she 'has flogged her students till blood came out' sef.

      Wetin concern me?
      Is it my child?
      Is it my life?
      Is it my 12k salary?
      Ki lo kan mi be?????

      As for all your other abuse, water off my back, I didn't abuse you.
      If I do, what you faced last week will be like child's play. :-) :-) :-)

      If you like 'gbensh' your way to the North Pole, that maggot ridden gutter that is your crown forever resides in you.

      Cheers!

      @18:11 loll you typed all this plenty English for this Rottweiler who likes to see blood? What for? Lmaooo,

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  12. #That awkward moment you flush the toilet in the middle of the night, and it's the loudest sound in all the universe 😁

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    1. I can relate πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. I soooo hate to flush at midnyt...like say the sound go attract thief to my houseπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. I like to do it, so you know I'm very much awake.. Lol

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    5. All of you including saint dont use water system talking about flush in midnight when Na latrine aka pit toilet una dey use. If I hear. Which kind toilet is so loud that u need to be embarrassed about surrrrre

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  13. Una good day.

    Ehen! Dnt 4get today is da last day for the world to end.

    How prepared are u? Hehehehe.

    Abeg, somebody remind me that man name again.

    Martin's Aboy, thanks so very much.
    Remain blessed.

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  14. INH don land again
    Congratulation etsako mama,God bless your new baby and home .I tap into this miracle for me and those trusting God for the fruit of the womb


    Tiwa

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    1. thank you beautiful godly. My joy knows no bound and may God visit those ttcing Amen

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  15. waht is Rael Reltionship? I m gving yuo an exmpl :
    Jsut c tihs msg. Evrey splleing of tihs msg is wrnog.
    Bt sitll yuo can raed it wihtuot ayn mistake. if u wnat
    true Raleti0nship; jsut ignoer mistaeks ...... and
    understand them..... πŸ’•❤❣πŸ’•πŸ’–πŸ’˜

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  16. Yes o, PHC Bvs' been making sense o. I am proud of you my one and only Sexy D. Another mantle of leadership falling on you soonest. God bless you dear and more blessing on Angel Ray.
    SDK name is about dominating the entire Nation.

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    1. Ada bekee mu!amu na ekene ooo..Lol

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    2. Hehehehehehe, amu fall on you Sexy D.

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    3. @sexy daddy, well done oh.haven't been following on the SDK Port Harcourt party. Abeg update me I dey stay for woji.tanx

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    4. Na Godwin, I just read the IVF post. You were not picked na, what are u mailing Stella for? It's only when they can't verify a winner that they said you will replace the person. Hian. What u should be doing now is to be praying that one person should not respond by Friday

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  17. Congratulations to the new mum. I am next in line for a miracle.

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  18. Pep pep you are pretty.😘😘

    What again!!

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  19. Sometimes when I'm really tired I wish I were a man so I could get off on a ten second porn clip and then roll over and fall asleep.

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  20. I need a business partner. So many ideas, not enough capital.
    If interested say hi

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    1. Let me know what the business idea is, if it is viable I might want to look into it. You can drop your number. Regards

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  21. Beautiful day ahead.

    Congrats sexy daddy and co for putting up this party. Make una enjoy well.

    Those that Angel Favour gave IVF for, what are you guys waiting for. Please do something because we need joy in this blog.

    Estako girl congrats to you and your baby. Goodness follow you all Amen.

    Beautiful face of IHN, you look like Genny. You are beautiful, please keep it up.

    Still enjoying my work. Will get back to you all.

    Congrats to all needing congrats.

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    1. Thank you yori yori princess loveme jeje. God bless you

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    2. Yori yori nwa!amu na ekene!

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  22. Helloooooooooooo People

    Plenty catch ups to do, Kai!!!


    Congrats Simi

    Please check your mail Chikito......



    I won't mind being Jaymoorized bikonu, I really need am!!!

    Sunny day in Lagos.....

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  23. Good afternoon to all the lovely sdkers. Fihn is bae

    Don't forget to give thanks to God in all things.

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  24. In House News is here.... πŸŽ‰πŸ’―πŸ‘πŸ‘

    May God touch us all at the point of our needs.

    May his blessings, divine grace fall on us all in Jesus name.

    May our designated helpers and angels locate us with good tidings.

    Stella, you are deeply loved by me.. No homo

    Your sign out is the shiz nit

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  25. How do pple comment on every post?? I wish I could, but I just can't keep up... Since 2011 and I can count d number of comments I've dropped.
    In other news, I miss Billie Jean,Soma,Toluwalashe's Boo. There's this lady that opened an online African mart back then,i think she's in the US,ive been trying to remember her name,where is she???

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  26. Faces of IhN looking so beautiful.

    Congratulations to the newest mum in town!

    Eehn,its very pathetic to see the way the youths have taken to drugs recently.

    And to think that the drugs have done them more harm than good.

    My dear Nigerian youths. Drugs can never be the only place to find solace in the state you are right now but will definetly destroy you!
    Seek God and you shall find him,and He will give you the peace you desire.
    Say no to drugs!
    Stay safe!

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    1. Preach the good news bro, if only they can hear.

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  27. Congratulations Etsakogirl
    May God bless and keep the baby

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  28. What! 7 fibroids?
    Jesus! God is indeed great.

    Congrats Etsakogirl.
    May the blessings of God abide with you and your cute baby.
    He shall grow to make u proud.
    Congrats once again.

    Hmmm... Stella, I dey here dey look u ohh... for the give away.

    Please ohh... how does one know they have fibroid?

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    1. My sister it is a miracle and a testimony. My baby came out healthy no incubator or pre term. I went in when I was 39wks 5 days to undergo CS so they could deliver my boy and remove the fibroids. It was just God and I give him all the glory. I had told God this fibroid wasn't going to disturb me and He answered my request. God is too good ooooo

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  29. Wow . Congratulation.welcome to the world little one .

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  30. Is it just me or are strange ids suddenly mentioning the year they started visiting this blog because jaymoorizing is going on???

    Cos I can't count how many comments I've seen with such history

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    1. Your head dey there,more will pop up, some people here will soon switch to new ID to to beg for Xmas giveaway

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    2. Siddon there make clothe dey wear you 😎

      Don't you know December is around the corner 😎

      Who ask them all those history, yinmu 😎

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    3. Comments Monitor, How e dey concern you? When they were Jaymoorizing you anybody drag am with you na?
      The Jaymoore sef is not complaining.
      Na only to count years wey una dey blog like say na trophy wey una sabi.
      One premature hen, Gwen, say she wan school her fada on wetin dey happen for blog as e kuku no know wetin dey happen for im life.
      5 years when the guy dey dash money, the ones wey dey beg still dey where dem dey beg. Kikikikikikikikikiki

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  31. Big congrats to Esterko, welcome your baby boy to this beautiful world #motherhoodrocks

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    1. Jelly thank you and it rocks ooo. I cant stop staring at my gift from God.

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  32. Congrats Etsako girl!

    MUA your brows are hideous

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  33. In California, there is a 'frozen' zoo. In this zoo, DNA is harvested from endangered animals and frozen so that in years to come, if the species becomes extinct, it can be resurrected.

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    1. Thanks for sharing dear. I love history.

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    2. Resurrect DNA? How? When the host is completely endangered???
      Gosh.

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  34. Welcome IHN. Monday is officially my best working day of the week!
    Would love to attend the PH BV party but I'm scared of being by myself.
    Hola lady bug? How is you?

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    1. Slim to the queen,I dey o😎

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    2. Dullapo, then when you get there mingle. That's actually the point of parties not just to eat food that you could easily cook in your house. Gosh some of y'all are the D in DULL.

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  35. one day one day i will call for the organising of Mowe/Abule Egba/Ifo etc BV party. Abi na only me dey stay local area ni. lol
    until then.... I dey observe.
    congrats Etsakopearl

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    1. Don't worry ibk go follow join body 😎

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    2. Don't worry, abeokuta will join

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  36. Stella please bless me with the 10k...
    Pleasssssse I'm fucking broke right now.
    Oya haters tag a name to my comment.

    Your comment will be visible after approval

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    1. Tufia, you are a disgrace to Igbos,beggie beggie. If the money wasn't offered, will you not vhave survived efere eme.

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    2. The name is dumb.

      But na wa.na every year you dey almajiri tinz?

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  37. Hello everyone.
    Congrats Etsakogirl,for real motherhood rocks.
    Now I hardly touch my fone, if not that my mum came and took me home I for hear nwii. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
    I greet everybody oo, till I come your way again. I miss this place abeg, I miss alot.
    Swaggie how far na, shebi you are learning how to dance πŸ˜€
    Quickie how is you?
    Beloved are you still looking for trouble?
    Stella Keep me in view for giveaway naπŸ˜€
    LadyBug are you still bugging people πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†

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    1. Thank you Viva ciara. I am still in awe about motherhood. My boy is a gift that is sweeting me hehehe

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    2. Keep you in view,I love thatπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ž

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    3. Viva me ke 🀷
      I am just here reading teacher should flog, teacher should not flog thread.

      As I wasn't flogged by parents or teachers. I was only threatened with cane...let me continue observing.
      Even at the sight of cane, tears will be flowing, not to talk of flogging. Ha that means I will die nau.




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  38. fine face of IHN. Congrats new mum and child,may God give you course to always praise Him and your baby a wonder to his world. To all ttc, may God remember you as He did to Sarah.

    Abeg who still remembers one advert that the little girl will tell the dad while he is going out ''shaky shaky daddy''.Ithink its for a pain relief or something. I miss my dad mbok.

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  39. Thank God for restoring this phone.
    You all remember my neighbour that delivered and there was no money to buy kerosene to boil water and bath the new born, an angel in the abroad sent her 50k last week and asked her to use it to start a small business. Many Angels abound here. May God bless the angel and bless sdk too. When she gets a browsing phone, she will become a Blog visitor, I will see to that.

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    1. Yimu.. Everyday story.

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    2. 16:51, go and compose your own. leave others alone with their stories. Ewu awusa

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  40. EKAJOY flogging of people's kids? For what?cos they failed your test? Is it by force to be intelligent?them never born person when go flog my oil in. What!!!!....I can't even flog them...please stop flogging and ask them kneel down or do school chores instead.

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    1. Kneeling no dey work with them. These ones need flogging. Na so dem raise us too and we no die.

      You need to see how dull one particular pupil is because if u dare touch him, the father will come and threaten u with army.

      Trust me, this one works as the people that fail first test, after receiving their cane will do so much better in their second test.

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    2. The same thing I said o,dem never born that miss Nwa teacher wey go beat my cuties,azzin.....😎

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    3. The same thing I said,dem never born that miss Nwa teacher wey go beat my cuties, azzin.....😎

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    4. Stella na ikorodu pikins be this. Them no dey sabi anything. If she no beat them, e go even worse. Even the beating no dey touch them cus dia skin is like iron. Dem don use beat grow dem from small so na part of life. No be all dose cookie and milk kids wey body just soft mien mien like pure water and sabi cry like teletubby.
      Dis ones na native fowls

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    5. With the way some of the kids behave ,before u flog living daylights outta them u won't know

      A parent came to my school this morning shouting her lungs out without shame. She said her child's teacher collected her bag frm d child since Friday.

      When we enquired frm d teacher, u won't believe the said child(a girl) collected her classmate's English reader and told the classmate she will be paying on installments. She gave the owner of the reader #70(reader is 850)

      So whenever they have English studies, the real owner of the reader sits down watching helplessly.
      The teacher who knew that particular child once had a reader called d child and enquired frm her what happened to her reader.

      On hearing what transpired, the teacher asked both of them to come with their parents. The real owner of the English reader came with her mum (who by d was very disappointed bcx her daughter ate d #70).

      Over a week but the other refused to call her parents so, the teacher decided to take her bag frm her to see her parents reaction and we really saw the kinda mother she is.

      Instead of cautioning her child, she was playing blame game. Saying that other child wouldn't hv enticed her child with money.

      It's was a very annoying situation ,we gave her our piece and she threatened to withdraw her child(who cares?at least not in a govt school)

      Last last, I left for my class so wouldn't know how they latter settled it. Will find out tomorrow if peradventure I remember

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    6. I mean no disrespect, even what you have written is difficult to comprehend, hian. And you are a teacher @ Victorious? Hmmm.

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    7. anonymous to bahd16 October 2017 at 19:58

      Ehis mind yourself. How does this pointless narrative sync with the beastly behaviors of Eka? Students failed, you flog, is that a solution? She contradicts herself like the bipolar cunt she is, she'll flog till they bleed, no o, she means she can't flog till they bleed! Werey! I say investigate the teacher who's students failed! Are they failing ALL subjects? Is the teacher competent? I made a comment above dunno if its been approved & posted, if Stella loves you she'll post. We may be crude in correcting you Eka, but you're absolutely wrong to flog because kids failed! You no know pikin wey wan die but wan koba sombodi on top. No be the kids say make finger no enter your abuna nah, dint pour your life's frustration on them! Ages 5-8 o, agbaya!

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  41. Hello IHN...

    How are y'all doing? Missed plenty pple. 😘

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  42. So I have this huge pimple on top of my lips.....
    My lips are large in nature plus pimple= kanda!!!!
    They are just laughing me here
    Smh.....all my freshness gone!!!!

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    1. Onu kanda πŸ˜†
      Sorry it'll disappear soon

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    2. Hehehehe, Dreamcatcher idi bad. Miss Kay kpele dear, it will soon go.

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    3. Thank you o,the headache no be here!!
      I can't keep my hand away from it.....mtcheew

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  43. Hi everyone, when will there be an Awka or Osha SDK party? I'm really looking forward to it.

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    1. Lmao Lmao will you have it Onitsha main market??? Lmaoooo

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  44. Congratulations Etsako Pearl, the Lord's blessings shall always fill your home, may His mighty hands always be upon the little one.

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  45. Congrats Etsako. God gat u and your boy

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  46. blessed mum 2 cuties16 October 2017 at 15:12

    It's a week of blessings for everyone
    .i refuse the a silent bv. Just got this ID. An official hello to everyone

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    1. This is not your real id, jamoorising fall on you.

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    2. Hahahahaha @16:13 the 'Striggle' is real!!!! Hahahahahahahhahahah

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  47. Mrs. Gee congrats to your friend. Thank you for being there for her. Just like you did for her, so will help locate you too Amen.

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    1. Thanks yori yori. Amen to your prayers

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  48. Madam Stella were you not flogged as a child? I don't know about flogging because they failed a test sha. Flogging when they commit other offenses yes, then flogging on the palm and not exceeding five rather than all over the body is just fine.

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  49. Ah so this is what Jaymoorizing means?

    To turn someone to a mumu,ode or personal praise singer when you stun them with cash.
    I was curious...
    Quite versatile as a noun,verb and even adjective Hmmm, I likeit!

    Whoever thought it up must be erm extremely creative and deep....lmaooooooo

    Oh Lawd come down and Jaymoorize me today, oh Lawd come down, come down and Jaymoorize me today, sing with me brethen, sing with me...

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    1. Yes that is what it means. Jaymoore credited Eka joy's account months back after they have been on loggerheads for years with insults flying upandan. Eka did a u-turn and praised jaymoore, prayed for him vigorously for days. Hehehehehe

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    2. Hhahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahaahahhhhhaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      My.chest.I.Cant.Laugh.Again
      Imagine what that 100k would have done. Maybe she would have built statue bigger than Zuma.
      But una can remember things ooo hian I fear una!

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  50. EKA JOY NO DEY FLOG PERSON PIKIN O BEFORE ONE MADT PARENT GO COME FIGHT YOU

    #MAZI E KU GO

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    1. My type of flogging no dey warrant that

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  51. BVs, Pls how can I obtain a bank statement from a bank to apply for a UK visa? I have to prove I have enough funds (like 7million in naira) to finance my masters studies in the UK. Truth is I have just half the fees and I will be staying with a relative during the course so I can work the rest once I get there. Is it possible to negotiate with a bank so they provide me with a bank statement even when I don't really have money in my akant...Anyone gone through this, please leave a comment...

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    1. The best way is to gather from friends and relations and refund after printing your statement. Banks cannot do magic there, even if they put it today, print and withdraw, Embassey will still understands the move. All the best dear.

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    2. Theres a place were they are doing it in Lagos Ikoyi axis after you payed they will give you ask lagos bvns sha they can know

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    3. But mehn you are DUMB. Like minus zero brains.
      Do you know what you are asking for boldly on a public platform is a CRIMINAL OFFENSE?

      You require a false statement of account and you come out like the dumb duck that you are to ask how you can get it?
      Do you know you can be traced? That with an app, someone can call up ALL your details in less than 1 minute.
      Be there feeling anonymous.
      Technology has left you primitive lot with your heads in between your bums.

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    4. Anon 5:17 no need to cuss her out Melania why don’t you print what you have without implicating yourself and take it to apply the visa with faith.

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    5. Anon 17:20
      Ewu ewu ewu
      No technology can trace an anonymous commenter. Ewu awusa, oya come and trace me

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    6. @1840 Hahahahahahahahah come out of that your smelly craw infested bumbum that you are hiding na. Poverty is baaaaaad. Should I Jaymoorize you. hahahahahahaahahahahah

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  52. hahahahahaha na wa for this blog. Chai.

    So what is wrong with training up a child with a little apipia.

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  53. God bless angel Goodness on her free IVF and screening giveaway. I was selected for the phone screening category. I have sent my contact to you Stella Dear. Non shall be barren in your generation born and unborn In Jesus Name .... Amen

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  54. Mama twins if you want to join or be part of SDK PH blog party click on my ID and send me a mail with your phone number.you will be added to the group chat asap!

    Regards..

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  55. Etsako pearl congratulations may God bless your boy
    After ttcing for 5years I now born and you flog my child for failing test chai lemme wait till then







    #GDR

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    1. You sef no carry your child go elubo and gbegiro school.
      Make all those hungry teachers no use am do sample.

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