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Saturday, 21 October 2017

Saturday In House Gists - Hilarious Happenings Around You.

Today we want to Laugh.....




Anything funny happened to you or anyone around you recently?
Share and lets Laugh together


I went into shop where a man just finished farting...Infact I heard the last 'gbosa' sound and the smell was so bad i had to hala ''Oyi you mess?''.
He was red in the face and clearly embarrassed...I quickly left....I cannot feed myself with anyone's fart.lol


63 comments:

SheriKoko said...

Hmmmm😷😟

Firstlady blessing said...

Hey,a blog without EKa joy,is that one a blog lol

Miss Ess said...

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Kele Bobo said...

Hahahahahah

Anonymous said...

Someone told me that his friend gave him a prayer list and when I took a look. . .
I only saw the names of female celebrities written in group of threes; Nollywood, Hollywood, bollywood etc.
When I asked what is the prayer point . . .
He said, that those were "his crush" and he want "god" to be arranging them every night in threes for him to be f*cking!

*agape*

Anonymous said...

My neighbour posts everything she acquires on whatsapp,wetin remain na her husband johnthomas.

IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

had this pretty friend who was suppose to prepare okro soup.... And she invited me via whatsapp to come and eat.....few minutes later she said she was done and went to drop the plate in the kitchen where she discovered the ugu leaves she bought for the soup still there.... Somehow surprisingly she forgot to add it during cooking and ate successfully before she saw it.... Now she promised to add it laterπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

111
222
333
444
555
666

Shebi na to arrange numbers dey in vogue now.
See as Satan dey gradually arrange antichrist give una.

Chike TEFLON said...

My own is that
This morning. I came across a group of people praying. As a good Christian, I joined the group. When the time for sermon came. The pastor said we should clap our hands for God. We all started clapping. As I was busy clapping my hands. The pastor pour fuel in fire by saying that the number of clap we clap will be the number of days we will live on earth. Omo see clapping of hands. Since morning I have been clapping. I'm still clapping. I will not stop until I clap the number of days that will reach 300 years.

Who even send me enter that church? 😎😎

I am king EZE said...

This happened at the gym this morning,There was a really pretty girl standing in front of me. The first thought in my head was “Hot girl!!"
Then she smiled at me while I was on the treadmill. I stopped running, breathlessly and wanted to say an innoccent HI (bite me)then boom. Floor meets king Eze. King Eze meets floor. Ouch.
Some older woman helped me up if I recall. The witch was too busy laughing at me....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
Not going back till next month. Mchew.

Anonymous said...

Lol sori king next time come down 4rm the mill before u say hi..

Shantelle's Empire said...

El oh el....pele.

Chike TEFLON said...

Mrs Priya Eze biko come and carry your husband up. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Weed Chic said...

Ntuo gi

Perxian said...

One time, I went shopping and in comes this really yellow sisi..my yellow dey learn work sef for her own. She sashayed in and tapped the shop owner rather rudely and said "do you have Kimolo top?".. it took us all good minutes to figure she meant Kimono. πŸ˜…

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Mine isn't funny at all. I have been dodging doing chores for boo except cooking once in a while anytime i visit. Dude has been sick for the past two weeks, thank God he is recuperating. As a good Samaritan wey I be, told him not to do a thing as i will be coming this weekend to give him some little pampering and help with house chores. He was like babe you ain't use to that, don't worry dear i will manage but if you insist just pick the key from so and so, I'm off to work. I just jejely pack few things and entered early morning car to his state, upon entering afraid catch me.....everywhere was scattered, I have been working since morning to the point that my fragile hands are almost pealing....who send me go volunteer work, na so married people dey do for husband house Chineke meeeeh
Just resting for few minutes, then back to work.
Boo go laugh me tire when he returns
But meeh i go yab am scatter
Big fight go dey this evening
Straight face

Cisca Chesca said...

Huh?
😱😱😱

Cisca Chesca said...

Hahahahaha
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Cisca Chesca said...

Copied?πŸ˜‰

Cisca Chesca said...

Lol.... Kpele😁

Cisca Chesca said...

Hahahahaha @Infact i heard the last gbosa sound.πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
Stella kuku kill me!

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Beloved said...

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Beloved said...

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Shirley said...

Hhahahaha peppering people that don't send her

Shirley said...

HahahahHaha no be small witch

Shirley said...

Lolz no need yabbing him o as na you take your hand find work lolz.disike

Shirley said...

My Neigbour can fart,I mean really loud fart mostly midnight,I am a very very lite sleeper so sometimes I just sit in my bed fuming after his loud fart most have cut off my sleep.
Some morning i just bone my face and not reply his greetings because he cost me a sleepless night dew to loud his fart. very irritating

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Lol

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Lol

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

So disgusting, I pity his partner.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Forgetting ingredient has happened to me before. I forgot to add palm oil and was angry that the soup didn't 'set'. My brother was just looking at me. And he said: You wan join healthy eating with afang soup? Abeg abeg mummy come and see oh.
That's when I realised what I did. Life of a woman

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ and old peoples laughter can pain ehn!!

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

In my mothers voice: Well done Ada 😁
That's what she says when anyone is doing ajayi work πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

*due 😁😁

becky naka said...

Lol

becky naka said...

Lol

Dreamcatcher said...

Housekeeper. Well done o!

Shirley said...

@queen wetin I dey see for this coppers lodge ehhh. Make Jan do come biko

Anonymous said...

Oh wow! I came late.
Lemme go anon on this cos I don't like bringing my family matters to this platform b4 maybe, I make a kinda silly/freaky comment pple will start calling me "person mama" making such comment?

So, some months back, my son(3rd child but 1st son) woke me up around 2pm dat his wants to pee.
I asked his 2 elder sisters to escort him to the bathroom but he declined, insisting I must be the one to escort him(he's 3).
Funny thing is, during that period I felt so tired that I sleep at any given opportunity, reason I ask for them to escort him.

I slept off almost immediately, and he woke me up again, by then everyone had slept.
Hubby too had slept off while watching film in the parlour.
I had no choice than to escort by boy to the bathroom, as soon as we got there, I just sat in the chair we use in changing the switch.

Next thing is, I felt somebody grab my hand with so much muscle and was asking me "who be you?
I was like, which kain mini question be this for inside my house?( Thinking in my mind).
Everywhere was dark and I thought I was in the parlour.

So, then, I recognized hubby's voice nd said it's me.
I was wondering what's happening.
He na shouted "oho", meaning, u've entered today.
So, he changed the switch still holding my hand tight, saw it's me, let go of my hand and asked what I was doing there.

That was when I remembered I escort my boy to go nd pee. Meanwhile, he finished peeing nd didn't bother waking me up from the passage I slept while hubby came to change over cos NEPA seized light so he on the generator.

I later asked him if he thought it's a thief, he said no, that he thought he'd caught a spirit cos he never expected anyone there at that time.

Ouch! See long epistle!

Anonymous said...

Oh wow! I came late.
Lemme go anon on this cos I don't like bringing my family matters to this platform b4 maybe, I make a kinda silly/freaky comment pple will start calling me "person mama" making such comment?

So, some months back, my son(3rd child but 1st son) woke me up around 2pm dat his wants to pee.
I asked his 2 elder sisters to escort him to the bathroom but he declined, insisting I must be the one to escort him(he's 3).
Funny thing is, during that period I felt so tired that I sleep at any given opportunity, reason I ask for them to escort him.

I slept off almost immediately, and he woke me up again, by then everyone had slept.
Hubby too had slept off while watching film in the parlour.
I had no choice than to escort by boy to the bathroom, as soon as we got there, I just sat in the chair we use in changing the switch.

Next thing is, I felt somebody grab my hand with so much muscle and was asking me "who be you?
I was like, which kain mini question be this for inside my house?( Thinking in my mind).
Everywhere was dark and I thought I was in the parlour.

So, then, I recognized hubby's voice nd said it's me.
I was wondering what's happening.
He na shouted "oho", meaning, u've entered today.
So, he changed the switch still holding my hand tight, saw it's me, let go of my hand and asked what I was doing there.

That was when I remembered I escort my boy to go nd pee. Meanwhile, he finished peeing nd didn't bother waking me up from the passage I slept while hubby came to change over cos NEPA seized light so he on the generator.

I later asked him if he thought it's a thief, he said no, that he thought he'd caught a spirit cos he never expected anyone there at that time.

Ouch! See long epistle!

Anonymous said...

Oh wow! I came late.
Lemme go anon on this cos I don't like bringing my family matters to this platform b4 maybe, I make a kinda silly/freaky comment pple will start calling me "person mama" making such comment?

So, some months back, my son(3rd child but 1st son) woke me up around 2pm dat his wants to pee.
I asked his 2 elder sisters to escort him to the bathroom but he declined, insisting I must be the one to escort him(he's 3).
Funny thing is, during that period I felt so tired that I sleep at any given opportunity, reason I ask for them to escort him.

I slept off almost immediately, and he woke me up again, by then everyone had slept.
Hubby too had slept off while watching film in the parlour.
I had no choice than to escort by boy to the bathroom, as soon as we got there, I just sat in the chair we use in changing the switch.

Next thing is, I felt somebody grab my hand with so much muscle and was asking me "who be you?
I was like, which kain mini question be this for inside my house?( Thinking in my mind).
Everywhere was dark and I thought I was in the parlour.

So, then, I recognized hubby's voice nd said it's me.
I was wondering what's happening.
He na shouted "oho", meaning, u've entered today.
So, he changed the switch still holding my hand tight, saw it's me, let go of my hand and asked what I was doing there.

That was when I remembered I escort my boy to go nd pee. Meanwhile, he finished peeing nd didn't bother waking me up from the passage I slept while hubby came to change over cos NEPA seized light so he on the generator.

I later asked him if he thought it's a thief, he said no, that he thought he'd caught a spirit cos he never expected anyone there at that time.

Ouch! See long epistle!

Lady B said...

I was in the bank during the week, A lady looking tush came to the customer care to complain that she has lost her BVN, they had to convince her that she cant lost BVN but forget. BVN is not atm card.

Andromeda O said...

So I stepped out few minutes ago to check on my pet animals.
I saw the security guy arguing heatedly with 2 strangers so I walked down to the gate.
Wetin happen?

(Conversation between me and security is in Yoruba as he's Fulani and doesn't understand English. Strangers speak Yoruba too)

Security: This man said I should give him the keys to our neighbor's house(neighbor is in Australia and house isn't completed yet) and I said no, because I don't know him.
Stranger: (in fake accents, don't know which as them plenty) Yeah, yes, I need the keys. I know the owner.
Me: but we can't just give you.
Me to Security: did neighbor or his siblings inform you that anyone would come get the keys?
Security: No Ma.
Me: Oga, I'm sorry. He can't give you the keys. Call someone in the family. We'll take it up from there.
Stranger: Yo, yes. I just come from the Europe. Open up and give me the 'dan' keys! Wassup? Wtf?!
*speaks to his friend* them don no me. Shit! I'm not Nigeria, I come from Europe, bla, bla.
Security: Oga, comot here now before I change am for you.
Stranger: what?! Me?! I'll f**k you. What the f**k mehn?
Me to security: no need. The dog is hungry. He likes foreign meat. Pls release him.
Security: *smiling* yes Ma. Very good.
Stranger: I go come back, no worry. You go see. *hurries away with friend after sighting my dog from afar*
My sides still hurt from laughing so hard.
Oga abroad, I hail.

becky naka said...

Hahahahaha, is that how to catch spirit? Hahahahaha

becky naka said...

Hhahahaaha....lol@ I go change am for you. I'm here to laugh.

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Anonymous said...

*he wants to pee

charitybino said...

This happened in the 90s somewhere in Lagos. My neighbors son left their room to pee. Since the toilet was outside the house, he had to climb down the stairs. After peeing, he went to sleep under the bench on their Veranda. Soon his mother started looking for him calling out his name. Now now, search party Don form. They went to the police, but the police said since it's not up to 24hours,they can help. The search continued. This boy was found under the bed when another neighbor was climbing up the stairs with his torch light on.

Anonymous said...

Hope you know they have bvn card madam!

St.FranKooL.... said...

#When an action goes wrong in business, in relationship, in life, trace it back to the policy that inspired it in the first place.....Focus on the root! Snipping the leaves only prolong the inevitable and delay real progress*

Anonymous said...

Kwakwakwakwa @ anonymous 16:53

Anonymous said...

Me too @Becky Naka & Andromeda O

sholetoga said...

Okay here we go.....LMAO since....

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Lol

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Heheheheheh this so funny, wish i was there to release my thunderous laughter

Shirley said...

Thanks chikito,no mind my gbagaun

Andromeda O said...

Glad I made y'all laugh.
Describing the scenario in English doesn't do it justice.
You should have been there Queen.
The facial expressions on the abroadian and my security guy woulda doubled you up.
Oh my daysπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

*which kain mumu question.
This my phone isn't helping matters at all, always changing my spellings.

Benny Amadi said...

Gosh! Laugh wan kill me here, it didn't occur to anyone to check under the bench? Hehehehehehehe

Anonymous said...

Lady B maybe you were in a community bank in your village for those bank staff not to know about BVN card. You sef that is ignorant is also laughing? Anyway, maybe you've never had to travel out and request for Forex (hope you know the meaning of Forex)

Anonymous said...

My bro and I went for a party. While there he saw this Gorgeous girl. Being a sharp guy he meandered over to her and was feeling so cool as other guys were watching him. He said hi babe what’s up. My name is mike. Next thing she said in a loud voice with thick Warri accent isssay Wetin?? Omon no one told my bro he ran 4:40. We couldn’t stop laughing.

Anonymous said...

Queen Amy, thought you were married?

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