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Thursday, 19 October 2017

Thursday Laugh Out Loud

All work and no play................. 







WAASCE_2015_Integrated_Science 

(i)* Mention 10 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep). 


*Check out the answers a student gave;* *

1.* The goat when you use it for soup it taste waaoow but the sheep when u use it for soup it does not taste waaoow. 



*2.* Goats give soup perfume expecially the boy goat but sheep don't give soup perfume. 



*3.* A goat can cross a road wisely but the sheep is very foolish and walk slow on the road. 



*4.* A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don't have sharp brake. 



*5.* Goat head is smelling but sheep head is not smelling.


 *6.* Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on right side of God. 


*7.* Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble. 


*8.* Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot jump and turn 360°. 


*9.* The goat cries pobebe pobebe but sheep cries beeh beeh.


 *10* Goat hair is perming but sheep hair is jerry curls......

46 comments:

Miss Ess said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Adadioramma said...

Hahahahaha, very funny child but answers to number 3 and 4 make sense.

Anonymous said...

The parent should ask for school fees refund

IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Hahahaha

Perxian said...

Number #10 tho. Their hair on fleek

Hermosa said...

Lol

chim_oma said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…


chim-Oma a.k.a Miss Kapusu

uncolonized amy said...

What won't we see in this teaching profession.

Rhoda Rex said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The General's Wife said...

LMAO @ A goat has sharp break but a Sheep doesn't have sharp break🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Goat hair is perming but Sheep hair is Jerry curlsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

supremeflow said...

Hahahahahaha...Eka Joy come and see your customer abi students ooo. Your cane go finish for this one body.

I applaud the creativity ojare

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

LMAO, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
The last answer took the crown πŸ‘‘.

Nigerians are smart, lol.

IJAY said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜€, what a child ,hmmmm

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

Those ones got me tooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Chameleon said...

kukuma kee me oooo 🐐

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahaahahahahahahahahahha...don't believe this joor.

kome Etitifor said...

Lol... i weak

Lizzy berry aka Mrs Atheist™ said...

Lmaooo @ goat can turn 360πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ somebody should flog this student😁😁

HEYLEL BEN SHACHAR said...

Kuku kill me

Anonymous said...

Na those short goat residing in south south wey sabi sneeze na dem dey sabi turn 360 they love to engage in acrobatics.


Anonymous Rasta

Isolde Fontaine said...

Is this for real? Lmao!

just Bella. said...
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just Bella. said...

Hahahahahaha.... So funny,nice one...

On other news, I just got my blog I.D!
Yay!!!!

jelly said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Tayan Taylor said...

πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Krix said...

I can’t just stop laughing 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

LOLO IDEATO said...

Hahahsh

Cinnamon Apple said...

Lol

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol

prettyPrisi said...

Hahahhaahahaha

Anonymous said...

Oga krix?? Wheres ur iphone 7
Its been long o..
Nna udo adikwa?

Godly mum said...

Stella what did I do to you? See the way I am laughing and people are starring at me.

Monieve Cakes08063414655 Abuja09094393977 said...

This is so funny. Teachers are really trying.

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Like attracts like. If you don't love yourself first, you'll attract someone who doesn't really love you either*

Anonymous said...

The perm and Jerry curl did it for me..Lol....oooo!

God's Princess said...

Number 10 got me laughing. Lol

Broomstick said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Funny but apt. This student likes food though.

Happy woman said...

The last one though...hahahahahahahahaha

Happy woman said...

The last one though...hahahahahahahahaha

Krix said...

Joke apart th student answered correctly! There are things a goat can do that sheep can’t do. The writer grew up in the village!

Just Krix!

Be still said...

Hahaha

Anonymous said...

Very funny especially no 10

bv moyour said...

oh my goodness so funny

Stella Igbokei said...

Yes they should. But come to think of it, some parent expect teachers to perform "magic" when they won't monitor the child progress in school

Madam Estateowner said...

stella o, thank you for this post. i laughed out my pains this morning. Thank you.

Madam Estateowner said...

stella o, thank you for this post. i laughed out my pains this morning. Thank you.

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