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Wednesday, 18 October 2017

Wednesday In House News

It's Wednesday and I am hungry for Food that is rare!!!

How are you?you don eat?abi you still carry gala stand for go-slow dey sell for another person matter?The headache still dey pound ya head for matter when no be ya own?LOL

Relax and enjoy the rest of the day.








BV CHILAKA CHRISTIAN COVERS IHN


Good Job you are doing Stella, as a fine boy na, I say make I cover IHN.
Wanna give out 1GB each to the first 3STUDENTS to contact Isaacbaba (mtndataCEO) through WhatsApp only.
Lost your Contact Chi Exotic, wish I could have your contact once again



Chi his email addy is chibunky****@gmail.com.

 Cntact me for the missing digits to the email...I fit put am here now and before the day is over his inbox will have hundreds of mails...una know unasef oh..lol


Isaacbabas contact info......Thanks Chilaka mo men!!!








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ROSEMARY COVERS IHN


Good day Stella...
May God bless you and all the bvs who reach to people in need ....
It's not easy ..i appreciate you ..
Don't know if am qualify to show my face for IHN....lol .Am Rosemary 



*Thanks Rosemary,you over qualify..

Have a great day.Kisses to you!



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The place he presently lives that was gifted him by a BV is an eyesore and can  make someone depressed.



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SOS ADVICE NEEDED


Hello Stella,

This is an update from my chronicles where my hubby beat me up and i also found out his brothers beat their wives..

Well, oga brought us back to my parents that we should come for holiday (my daughter was 2months then) we’ve been here for like 5months now cos my baby is 7 months and till date, he doesn’t know what his child looks like. Doesn’t ask after her and each time I ask for upkeep for the baby it’s always a big deal.

He told me he’ll be providing 30k monthly for her which he later changed to 15k and now it’s nothing, I have to call to remind him every month. Last month,I went to his shop for the first time in my life cos he refused bringing money for our baby, after all said nd done the friend gave me 15k (I know they’ll settle later)

I got home, he called and asked that we should see over the weekend,I agreed only for him to send me an sms the next day threatening to deal with me should I come to his shop again (which isn’t strange cos I believe he must have told his “people or friends”) 

I ignored the sms only for me to get an invitation from social welfare that my attention is needed in their office. They said it’s interview and now I’m confused. I don’t know what that’s for and I know he must have said one or two things against me so I want to know if there’s anything I should do before going there.




Can someone in the know advice her please?



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QUICK ONE

Please bvs help me answer this question because it’s driving me crazy.


my boyfriend of 3yrs suddenly went ghost mode,I called,texted for about 2 months now and he only answered twice saying i didn’t offend him but that he will call me and still no call.we follow each other on IG so out of anger i blocked him.now I have unblocked him but i realized when you block you unfollow the other person and they unfollow you too.now i am regretting blocking him,was it right for me to do that or should i have left him for him to be seeing my posts?

Even before i blocked him,he was seeing them but that still didn’t make him contact me.was i too hasty?its really bugging me! Would anyone have done the same?i am just confused,please don’t bash me,I’m heartbroken already.no need to kick someone who is down already.



*Are you sure you people were dating?three years and he went ghost just like that?My dear,dont stress yourself,I dont think you overreacted cos you were hurt..Please leave him and face whatever keeps you busy....No man will be in love with you and stay away for so long..he has moved on oh and even if he comes back begging,dont give him ANYTHING!




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GROWTH ON BV HUBBYS FOOT


Good day Stella nwanyioma,and my fellow beevees,this blog is my second home,i cant sleep without visiting this family to know what is trending lolz...


Please you can show my fellow beevees this picture,it what happened to my husband's foot,i dont know if it has happened to any one here or you know someone it happened to,how did you or they go about it,its really giving us sleepless night,sometimes he cant walk or drive with it..it hurts him so much.Help a sister bikonu.
Thanks in advance,will be reading comments





You mean the round thing grew round the red thing?cant make anything of this oh


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176 comments:

STARRY LARRY said...

Good afternoon here



*Larry was here*

LUCIFER said...

Its not easy paddling the affairs of the kingdom. These Chinese people here are giving me headache,

Sharon Aminu said...

FirFirst

SWEETIE said...

So this morning I was hanging out with my boyfriend and he turned to me and said "who do you think will get married first, me or you?"

Shirley said...

Please dial *#06# on ur phone.The lengthy number that appears on what looks like a Barcode,is called ur phone's IMEI NUMBER.With this number,ur last/ current location can be traced even if the sim card had been removed from ur phone.

Give ur IMEI NUMBER to family and friends so that when u disappear without an explanation and ur phone is off or rings unanswered, they can make the case easy for the police by providing them with this number which can then be used to track ur movement

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IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

This question was asked on Twitter moments ago;

"As a graduate, would you accept a job of N900,000 monthly as a Gateman?"

Here were the crazy and hilarious responses that followed....... Nigerians, I hail thee๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

1. I would have said NO but my hobbies include opening and closing of gate...๐Ÿ˜‚

2. Why I con go school na, if not to be a young smart gateman? My dream job, we're all gatemen in our family.

3. See you, gateman that am doing free of charge most days these days..... Izz like u want me to resume on credit already, abi?

4. I would even work seven days a week and twice on Sundays.... I go even train my pikin to take over from me.

5. I can be the gateman, the dog, the security lights and the alarm ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚

6 After taking the job, I would pick up a form to do my masters and PhD in Opening gate and security science to be a better gateman

7. I started opening gate when I was 6 months old, so I hv too much experience plsss. Where can I apply?

8. Is it not just to open and close gate? Call me your GM.. Boss of the gate.. Commander in chief of the gate forces. When do I start?

9. Some are gatemen, some are Senior Access Controllers.. I'd even combine the two together.

10. Me that i will use my certificate to be fanning myself beside the gate when am feeling heat.

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Lipstickalley said...

IHN Baby!๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ

Joblesshousewife said...

Cold weather… hmmm only one thing comes to mind…hmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*tearbra * tearpant* Its going down tonight....

I know i'm late lol
Joblesshousewife

Elastic said...

After a funeral...

Whites: What a tragic loss!

Blacks: Salt no catch the rice self!


DontQuoteMe™

Kay Bee said...

Nna u try oh. 01.01 and u don drop comment. Well done๐Ÿ‘

Miss Ess said...

IHN is here.

Olori Orente said...

Whether in business or in a relationship, you cannot bring zero value to the table and expect to get equal equity with your partner.

Good afternoon lovelies
Wishing all Unilorin graduands happy convocation
Welcome to the favour market
Proud Alumni
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Anonymous said...

I am saying a very big thank you to stella, the lady with a heart of gold and also the angel that God used to bless me with a whooping 10k giveaway in my time of need. God almighty bless and replenish your pocket. Sdk blog rocks!

St.FranKooL.... said...

#That awkward moment when you realize any of us here, could have walked past each other at any moment in our lives, and not have known ๐Ÿค”

Chike TEFLON said...

A boss has to interview 4 girls for a secretary position.He asked the same question to each one of them.
Boss: "A woman normally has lips in 2 different places. What's the difference between the two?
First Girl: "one is hairy, the other isn't " . Boss: "OK.. good!"
Second Girl: "one can talk but the other can't ". Boss: "that's better!"
Third Girl: "one is vertical & the other is horizontal ". Boss: "Hmm.. clever!"
Last Girl: "one is for me & the other is for my Boss ".
Boss: "you are hired !!๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘

STARRY LARRY said...

๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ




*Larry was here*

Shirley said...

Huh? Tell him us

sexy Daddy said...

Chilaka looking so cool.But why you dey cover your face naw?Abi you dey fear their mouth? Lol....

When i saw today's post on Deliverance fees and receipt. And begin to ask,what has gotten us to this?

People no longer fear God again,unlike the time of old..I think we are at the end time truly!

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

In-house is here I really wish my hubs can be transferred to Asaba
Madam don't mind the welfare people walahi na trap

STARRY LARRY said...

Haaaaaaaaa





*Larry was here*

Sharon Aminu said...

Chilaka,u are armsome,handsome,fresh
I get sisters plenty ooo

Chilaka Christian said...

God Bless all the givers, Givers never lack right? have a nice day beautiful people of SDK

Greatlady. said...

Purpose makes it a worthwhile cause to detest sleep, to always be on ur toes and not hurt.

Eeww, Ur DH should go to the hospital nah.
Una doh. I want free data too๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Hahaha chilaka my man... You and this Ceo stuff you dey call me so all the time.... Thanks bro for the support and for giving out to students... God bless... Already have more than 30 messages concerning the data but only the first 3 who are students will be sent the data.... How do i confirm the students? Is what i dont know lol

Minnie Rexpect said...

Hello Everyone!!!
Bv's Husband with growth on the foot pls let him go to the hospital for check up.
Sign out meme ๐Ÿ‘Œ

LUCIFER said...

bv whose husband has growth on his foot what is wrong with you both? why wont you go to see doc? later now you both will come and shouting my name upandan if sometin bad happens. you both need sense.

Anonymous said...

Hi, it's Rocky... I can't access my ID.

All along, thought my browser was the problem of my not being able to connect to the blog... Just changed my network from Glo to 9mobile and viola, I could access the blog... Fuck Glo!

Eka Joy corporal punishment is no punishment, it's torture... Don't try to justify it.

The worst part is you are flogging them not because they stole but because they didn't perform well... I just feel that's all shades of crude... Anyways, I guess it has to do with the environment. If you tried it in my nephew's school, I don't think you'll ever see the four walls of a school again

Anonymous said...

Stale

Ikebe Super said...

Good afternoon.
Why not go to the hospital to know what the growth is all about.
IHN rocks

Boss Lady said...

You've join them to drag for first but sorry you are not first.. Lol

Isolde Fontaine said...

The woman that sent the pic of her husband's foot have you guys gone to the hospital? it looks really weird. I hope you find the answers you seek here but please go to the hospital

Blue said...

How can one get 'unaddicted'to this blog,Phew!Inhouse news is always bae

Anonymous said...

That man that will take my child from me is yet to be born. Not now that I have experienced pregnancy. I don't even sleep at night, my body is bruised from itching which I can't help.

I am in my third trimester, I am throwing up, i have diarrhoea amongst other issues.

I am scheduled for a csection so somebody who sleeps all through the night and says pele will say he wants to collect this child? Not in this life!!!

In anything you do don't give up your child , go and look for a job even if it is menial and take care of your baby.

Cute hajia Omo Mummy said...

Nice one...

LUCIFER said...

bv Chilaka why are you covering your face with your hands? is it fashion? mtceeeeew if you want to snap a pix stand and pose well, you guys keep behaving Nimbians herds men all in the name of fashion.

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

IHN IS here ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท

LEP๐Ÿ˜›

Cinnamon Apple said...

Hahahaha..hilarious

Chike TEFLON said...

3rd

LUCIFER said...

please that school looking for teacher should be careful before employing the likes of Eka bitterleaf. even me wey be her master dont understand the kind of painment wey dey her body.

Tuesday's Child said...

Please tell your husband to go to the hospital. Don't take this kind of thing for granted especially this type that we have not seen before. God will heal him in Jesus name. Amen

The goddess. said...

Poster,

The thing on your husband's foot looks strange. Is that round thing part of the skin, cos i almost threw up looking at it.
You guys should visit the hospital Asap.

Adadioramma said...

Thanks for sharing Shirley. Please how can I use IMEI number to locate my lost phone?

LUCIFER said...

stella dont you know we have people who are into real estate here?
how do you want an agent to feed himsef and take care of his family if he doesnt charge agent fee? we gatta be considerate, the least we can do is beg them to reduce something.

damn!!! i am feeling like a saint today.

Jane's Sparkles boutique said...

Madam your husband need to see a doctor ASAP!!! Good day BV's have a blessed day y'all

Hunger Quencher said...

Ghost mood relationship it is well.

Eleganza said...

I'm happy to be part of this family no matter what.

jelly said...

Ihn my favorite

Cinnamon Apple said...

The rate at which you're going looking for free ikpu on here is something else, been reading all those your comments Elastic, calm down bro. ProblemOfSmallPeepee

Shirley said...

Badt mouth

Fab Mum said...

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

This cracked me up so much

Cinnamon Apple said...

Hmmmm.. Just passing

Lipstickalley said...

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Teflon biko hapum. Oyi tu ga here men.

LUCIFER said...

bv rose mary you look like one of my side chicks. she can bj ones destiny outta him. very good bad girl

Cinnamon Apple said...

Chilaka is a small boy o

Fab Mum said...

Hi guys. Hello everyone.
Hope yall are good.. Shout out to every sane and amazing person here , those who contribute intelligently, make here fun and not a beer parlour.. Yall are loved.. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š


Cookie, lol.. I love you too

Chike TEFLON said...

Blacks: I did not even drink any thing. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

STARRY LARRY said...

Sharon ๐Ÿ’™ you can do better tomorrow



*Larry was here*

Kay Bee said...

Gbam๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ.. Mothers love is the purest form of love.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Hahahaha this Yeye Lucifer, may God help you because you know your place.

Piquant any tasting. I need free tasting oo. I have been seeing your handiwork. After all it is written taste first before you buy.

Rosemary congrats but na small you fine.

The lady with husband foot problem why una go dey ask us if we don get that kind sickness before. You all should take time. Una no dey ask if we need food so that una supply us. Let your husband go to the hospital first, then from there take the matter up with prayers.

The lady with hubby problem may God send helpers to you Amen. May you win any case instigated against you Amen.

Where all our Gbaguns correcters,see job at Awka. Tisha jobs. Don't go and be teaching them ingri-Igbo as English.


Where all my beloved people. My hands dey up for una ooo. Twale for all of you.

Make I go look for gala and fanta

Anonymous said...

hello

Cinnamon Apple said...

I don't know why the name Eka Joy give you guys migraine on this blog

STARRY LARRY said...

I dey think of this everytime




*Larry was here*

Chike TEFLON said...

You look good Ezigbo mmadu.

sexy Daddy said...

Lucifer I bound you!Lol

Anonymous said...


@BABY MAMA; It is painful that after all warnings, girls still open holes for crazy men to "spray semen and run away"
Now you are saddled with baby care and hustling for baby upkeep, depression, threats, social/societal stigma etc.
That is if he hasn't given you diseases and co-devils.
You should imbibe the faith in Christ and try to be self sufficient by working and caring for your baby. Forget the man for now, he has moved on after spraying semen and doesn't want to see you or him at all!

To the "dumped" girl:
The boy has gone "ghost mode' because he was a ghost right from the beginning! He simply never existed for you. Only in your head were you fantasizing marriage and giving him vagina. He has had his "fill" of your goodies and gone for the next more succulent victim; a girl like you whose brain is only filled with fantasies. If you girls will learn to close legs, these unserious boys can always be decoded. But as long as those legs open even without knocking, the dumping continues like refuse!

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Chilaka.... you try oh. But my chike is finer #IMO ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜„

Meanwhile, does anyone love Cookie Lyon as much as I do? I think she has more than resemblance similarities with Funke Akindele. E.g Late career pick-up and stage craze being the pick-up factor. Kikikikiki.
I love that character ๐Ÿ˜ I wish she actually existed in real life.

Anonymous said...

Hia, Rose and Mary which kin bleached skin and serious face be that?
That complexion is far from being natural.

slimqueen said...

Hahahahaha... Chike it is too early in the afternoon oo

Tayan Taylor said...

Isaac I don't used MTN but will swap after this sub ends
Eka Joy,don't mind the haters,just be doing, God is your hustle
This days all I want is to be married, but like bvs advised no to broke men,waiting for that rich hubby

Greatlady. said...

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ you people should leave Eka nau...lol

Chike TEFLON said...

Cinnamon Apple this one na Jealousy oooo. Kpaputalu ya the something ka imara how... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Eka Joy said...

So something else to rile y'all up again. Una kuku know say I no dey tire. I can only imagine how some of u are sitting upright, hands on cheek, reading aptly, patiently looking for what to latch on.

But to make it easier, I will have you know that this wouldn't fit into your chronicles of the wicked ikorodu teacher but probably add it to your chronicles of the local ikorodu teacher.

So remember I mentioned something about one parent that 'hijacked' me two days ago (or it may have been in the epistle that Stella decided to swallow. Her major reason was because of how sad she is with her kid's performance in class. Her mathematics class to be precise. Almost all her assignments had her getting either 1, 2, 3, sometimes even 0. So she said instead of her coming to the school to make noise and rake, she wanted to talk to a teacher her kid holds in high esteem (oh yes, that's me).

She had just finished flogging this daughter of hers because of this poor performance (hope u are now reading in between the line).

Anyways, I called this her daughter and then asked her what the problem was, she said nothing. 'Is it that ur aunty doesn't explain well', 'she does' and bla bla bla. So I told the mum that she has to meet the class teacher, not with fight (as that would only be worse for her child) but so that they could work on a solution to make the child better.

So I asked her how she fared in my test and oh yes, she was one of the pupils I flogged (so you see, it's not just my subject) I mentioned this to her parents and her mum was like 'e tie naa dada' that she will still add hers but I cautioned her and told her we sha cannot beat them to death 'a sa la naa wan pa' . Well, we sha kept going back and forth.

I took the girl's book and tried to break down some of the work for her. To cut the long story short, as I was leaving, out of appreciation, Baba followed behind and before I knew it, stretched out N500 towards me. Of course I vehemently refused but Baba both gree, tried to force it into my hands but for where. Next thing, he threw it into my open bag and said he wouldn't collect it back.

Anyways, I thanked him and went home.

Anyways, yesterday, on my way back, I branched their house to get an update and she told me she actually went to meet the teacher but hid a cane inside poly bag (so the daughter wouldn't know). There and then they were able to figure out how to help the kid (I don't want to go into long story but just know that the daughter still got one or two lashes from her).

Eka Joy said...

So I stayed and helped her kids with their assignments not because of anything but because I have seen they are the types of parents that want the absolute best for their kids (even tho according to our blog ajebos, it may not be the right method). Anyways we chatted and chatted and for the first time, I knew I had made a 'parent friend' in the most unlikely place (I'm not a class teacher so I don't really have one on one dealings with the parents).

So as I was leaving again, I guessed the husband would walk with me and try to hand me money again but I wasn't gonna have it. This is because I know they are struggling parents. How they are affording the school fees, I don't know but they told me they are making all the sacrifices now for a better future.

I was prepared not to collect a dime from him, so I made sure to tuck my bag well under my arms (so he wouldn't be able to force any cash in). Immediately I sighted him behind me, I was like 'no oh, daddy, e ma tele mi oh' but baba no gree oh. He was already stretching the money towards me but I no gree oh. I started running and the funny thing was the way this almost old man kept running after me. He sha stopped when he couldn't meet up but told me he would bring it to school today. I hope he forgets.

Now, I'm sure u are wondering what u should do with this piece seeing that for some of you;

-There's no advice to be given
- no warranted insults
- nothing wicked about this.

But I will help you, just so u can have bile to type under this.

Just say it's me trying to paint myself good.


Kikikikikikiki. Na una go tire.

SHAKITI BABY said...

Good after one big and happy family in chilaka's voice.
Handsome chilaka and pretty Rosemary...chop kiss.

Bubul said...

Pls just deleat the guy from your brain. You will be fine last last

Anonymous said...

That growth on the foot:

Please lady, go to a teaching hospital.
What any doctor will like to exclude is a Melanoma; a malignant disease.

SHAKITI BABY said...

So you are married?

Chioma josephine said...

Good afternoon all. Welcome in house

SHAKITI BABY said...

Amen

IJAY said...

Chilaka I sight you, Rosemary omalichia nwa,
Bv with growth in the hubby leg, please try and go to the hospital,sorry about that,nice nice business memes,good afternoon all

Eka Joy said...

Not just migraine oh, sleepless night

Sharon Aminu said...

I try ooo
๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

Elastic said...

Lols.... Sharp soji girl.



DontQuoteMe™

Elastic said...

Fine boy... You look sharp.



DontQuoteMe™

Sharon Aminu said...

Lols@cinnamon apple๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€

Anonymous said...

Greetings my fellow bvns. That's how my husband woke me up yesterday and said we need to talk. He said he doesn't like the fact that I don't wear bra!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. You say????? I leave the house 6:30 and get home 7pm daily. I quickly dash to the kitchen and prepare dinner. I then take a bath around 8pm. Bikonu I'm I not permitted to free the melons to breathe??? I tire o! He come add I salt to d Injury by saying my ponyor no de smell like it used to. Hei! I no even talk anything yesterday. This is coming from a man we never make me come for 5 years and counting. He is telling me " baby it seems you don't know what I like anymore" thunder fire u and your umunna!!!! I de wait to have my own talk. No be only u get needs and wants.

Sharon Aminu said...

๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜ฏ

Dreamcatcher said...

2&6 got me ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

LUCIFER said...

we love you right back fab mum

Anonymous said...

Please how can I use imei number to get my stolen phone back

Anonymous said...

Stella Korkus i hav acomodation in gwarinpa I car share with the corper but him get the money to pay?????? Abuja no be beans,I paid 300k for a safecon plus agent fee

LUCIFER said...

Sexxy daddy please bound me but dont bind me lol.

Dreamcatcher said...

@cinnamon as in eh!

You people like to overflog issues

Yellowsisi said...

Yaaaah!!!! Inhouse News is here,BV that her husband has an injury,kindly go to a general hospital so that they can find out whats wrong with him and start treatment immediately.God will heal him.

LUCIFER said...

i wasnt aware only married men have side chicks. i am very single, i have one madam and a dozen of side chicks and puppies.

Dreamcatcher said...

Rosemary no fine

doll (aka) nwababy said...

Lollllll data man

Anonymous said...

The Bv that was invited to Social Welfare office should attend the meeting. Listen to what they tell you and insist on collecting monthly welfare package that suit you for your children.If your husband is not ready to abides tell them to charge you family court

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol@ deliverance fee

Yellowsisi said...

Yaaaah!!!! Inhouse News is here,BV that her husband has an injury,kindly go to a general hospital so that they can find out whats wrong with him and start treatment immediately.God will heal him.

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol
Sharon Aminu my future ex Bae so you get sisters plenty and you don't want to give Elastic one?
It's not good ooo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

doll (aka) nwababy said...

Boss onye olaotu.....chike manchi lol

Chike TEFLON said...

Mummy twins ekene ooo ๐Ÿ™Œ

Justyswt said...

Welcome back shakiti baby.

Childcare Christian u is a fine guy.

Bv that the husband has a growth on the feet, why not get to the hospital?

God bless u all lovely bvs.

LUCIFER said...

can someone please summarize this epistle? if only you will take the time you use in typing this epistle to teach those poor kids, there wont be a need for you to raise even a finger. anyway you are amongst my top 5 favorite agents in this blog. keep making papa proud baby.

Anonymous said...

Small boy wey dey respect himself unlike some papa here wey dey follow women run mouth for blog๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

doll (aka) nwababy said...

One big and happy family man

Anonymous said...

TThe only matured guy on this blog... Ur admirer๐Ÿ˜

Anonymous said...

Angel Gabriel come and fight this demon abeg. This eka joy go dey give una sleepless night y?

Anonymous Rasta

Chike TEFLON said...

Ugegbe m you know me, I don't do competition because I'm simply the best. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Anonymous said...

Stella, it's high time u stop giving baby mamas money. Nor be we send dem message. Useless baby mamas.

doll (aka) nwababy said...

Damn! Lucifer go back to hell joor....ur comment is like mtn

Chike TEFLON said...

I like her most especially when Luscious Lyon will tell her "Baby twerk it for me" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

doll (aka) nwababy said...

I love her too.

Anonymous said...

Borrow some sense and a get a life

Anonymous said...

Exactly small pee pee. Kiss's apple

SINGLE DAD said...

Love me some Cookie any day

Bukksss said...

Bv chilaka christian Thank u very much....I got the data ..I'm grateful.. And to think I just decided to try my luck... After Isaac asked me some questions and I replied he sent it to me immediately. Bv chilaka may God bless u and enrich your pocket.. You don't how big this data giveaway is to me. And I'm even writing my exams too..thank u so much

Anonymous said...

The round thing round the red spot's a circular type of plaster with an open Centre to put drops of the medicine on it and not dry up or affect other parts of the foot.
Am officially tired of the dumbNess exhibited by blogger and bv on this blog daily goodbye

LUCIFER said...

hell is too hot this afternoon, i dont want to die

Graced Momma said...

Hello IHN

It's a very sunny afternoon over here. E be like say na Lucifer send the sun #SideEyes ๐Ÿ˜’ very wicked sun ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

That yeye Anon from SP that likes sleeping with people's wives, ๐Ÿ˜ฏ
May God have mercy on u and cleanse your life from such filth

Hello LadyBug ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
You're my newest blog boo. I enjoy looking for your trouble ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜Ž

Miss (Mrs) Alli Lipstick, ๐Ÿ™‹
Greatlady, I love ur stories and gist.

pipa game said...

madam i beg dey wear bra .maybe the thing don turn to slippers and he can not behold it anymore.

pipa game said...

madam i beg dey wear bra .maybe the thing don turn to slippers and he can not behold it anymore.

Anonymous said...

Am surprised a whole lucifer go dey surprise by stella foolishness.we bin think say na u package d thing dash am when dem born am

doll (aka) nwababy said...

Hello people of SDK una god afternoon. Stella let's have ihn pigin,native language and english speaking days...tankio

SINGLE DAD said...

Ma'am you asked BVs to let it go but you haven't done same yourself. Its obvious you do not realise your style is mundane and very obsolete in this century. Your only grace is your employer. Please just stop with these incessant and infuriating cover up epistlea. Gosh!

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ especially @ no.10.

Chike TEFLON said...

Doll no be you Flavor dey tell "Nwa Baby nyem ife gi"? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Elastic my manchi ima ife olu nye ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Slimqueen ILA OTU no get time๐Ÿ˜‚

Lipstick kelly ejim gi aka? Oso gi eje na kporo Elastic ka ochuo gi oyi before Konji ese gi akwara ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Cinnamon Apple onye uwa, as if ILA OTU no dey please you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Bella said...

Eka Joy
If I say I no love you
I dey lie
What sort of potion did you cook your skin in to kanda it like this biko
Kindly exetend the recipe to me mbok, for any haters I might encounter in my walk of life.

ChyAda adajesus said...

You this Chike, I give up. Bwahahahahahah ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. My Belle ooo

Anonymous said...

Lol!U really do think yourself important.Anyway my prayer's for the kids u teach,may their experience with u not give them lasting intellectual and psychological problems IJN

Graced Momma said...

Proverbs 22:29
Seething thou a man diligent in his business, he shall stand before Kings; he shall not stand before mean men

Sharon Aminu said...

Eka joy is trending๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol

idiot detective said...

Read between the lines not "read in between the lines" useless tisha

Anonymous said...

Looool @thundet fire him and he s umunna. Take it easy aunty. It's well

Oma maranma said...

You don't love her like I do chikito!. She's soo much of funke. The face (one is Hollywood background, the other is Nollywood background lol) and the behaviour, very simple. Oh my I love that character cookie lyon.. the way she deals with the whole lyon clan. She's cute!!. She's the only woman made for lucious, and he knows it.

Each time I come across the cookie ID, i add lyon to it mentally.

Hello Chikito... Heart you!

ChyAda adajesus said...

I have 100% love for her. Taraji issa hustler for life!!!

Boss Lady said...

God bless you Stella, that's how we roll here.

Ralu M said...

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Hahahaha anon 14:43 you people will kill someone here one day. Abeg I don't want to laugh much. Say hi to oga at the top for me.

So Chilaka said 3 students and 30 whatsapp very wonderful. No wonder most of you don't have joy at all.


Will continue my reading mode

Greatlady. said...

Thank you ma'am. Would love to be posting every week or day but I don't have the leisure of time.
Hope you fine๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

LUCIFER said...

lmao@thunder fire him and his umunna. nothing kills a man erection like a dirty kuku. wash it three times daily, allow it to breathe eat plenty pineapple and watch him eat your kuku like pancake. i force my gf to eat pineapple alot. i even bribe her to eat alot of it most times. she might think am being romantic but am only watching out for my nose.

as for the bra i hate sagged titties, i love it when they are standing at attention at all times.

LUCIFER said...

chai i have suffer in this my life lol.

Anonymous said...

The dumbness is alarming I tell you @anonymous 15:12. It takes common sense to deduce alot of things but not to these lot. So sad.

ReniY said...

Thank you so much SDK et Beloved. I see my business meme. To think I sent it in at the last minute. Blessings fall on you.

More shoki for una.

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572940951694606 glo
1343264603072830 airtel

Mind not our widows mite and patronize us.
IG: @pine_deliveries

Justyswt said...

Lol. My belle o.

Chioma josephine said...

Lol.....Pls keep us updated

Anonymous said...

Eka Joy no send anybody at all. I may not like ur blog personality.But I must confess You'll make a good writer and communicator. Keep it up nwa teacher.

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Let me wade in on this

As patient as I am with kids,some kids nosey try at all!

Was a pry school teacher for almost five years,now I'm in a secondary school for a training and I must say parents have a hand in what their kids portray at school.

Some parents don't even check their kids home work,they don't even come to school at least once in a month to see their teachers and ask about their kids performance, all na the teacher responsibility!!

How much can we do? Just how much?
Yet they will say they are paying and their kids must be brilliant,how I'll a child be brilliant if you leave all the work for the teachers.

Do you parents even have an idea how hard it is to shout ,scream and even write on the chalkboard for a whole week,only for you to ask questions relating to the topic the following week and some of them can't answer you.

Where I am now,the students there are something else!!

The male students are asking me for my phone number๐Ÿ˜ฉ (public school though)


What I'm trying to say is,parents endavour to assist your kids at home so they can do well in class and escape beating ..pls

Eka joy flog on the palm alone pls and at minimal number of strokes.

It's not easy for teachers and yet we are not being paid or recognized well in this country.

God bless us all

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

Eka Joy is a legend๐Ÿ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Anon 15:12.

Lmao. You haven't seen anything yet.

Some people have never seen plaster in this shape and size and common sense CANNOT tell them that plasters come in different shapes and sizes and this one with an OBVIOUS circular opening is used to isolate the troubled spot.

The day I gave up when someone was asking what an 'Uber driver' was, after reading headline, post and scrolling through comments.

I told her it was a drink variant.

Like some people are sooooooo dumb it's scary.

Anon, best thing you can do is read the captions and post.

Can't guarantee the safety of your IQ once you start reading comments.

Kiara kiara said...

Responding to - SOS ADVICE NEEDED

If you are in Lagos State you do not need to be afraid of the Social Welfare Department, they would ensure your husband pay all the bills his child needs till she is 18years.

Please go for the interview and you would be surprised it will favour you.They ensure that men take care of their responsibilities irrespective of the relationship with the mother of the child.

You may want to go in the company of a trusted family member if that would make you feel safer.

Anonymous said...

No Ma.

No body will 'tire' because to be honest, no body actually cares.

It's obvious you're entertainment to many bored, mischievous souls here -easily riled, easily forgotten, except when needed to 'perform' again.

Anonymous said...

LOL!

You are a case ma'am!

Nwanyi Afikpo

Rosemary said...

yay๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘งthanks Stella..
Mr anonymous o "na hypo and close-up I dey use to bleach
person no fit fair again ...
Maybe powder makes me fairer
Am not regular mbok
baddagang#

Anonymous said...

The Potion is Called: I Sabi Pass All
250ml Cocoa Butter Lotion: Tisha tish me nonsense.
Perfume: Eau du Ratchetness
Bath Oil: Ikorodu Hibiscus
Mouth Freshener: AngriBurd Herbal

Anonymous said...

If he woke you up to tell youre then it's important to him.
If your breasts are dragging majestically on your laps,do something about it.
If your ponyor smells like a butchers/fish house then do something about it.
What exactly is the problem?
You didn't get enough sleep? Sleep 2 early today.
You don't like 1-1 conversations? Then tell him to send you an email next time.
Why do people make mountains out of non existent molehills?

Elastic said...

No mind her Chike... Enemy of my cockress



DontQuoteMe™

Elastic said...

Loud it my man! Make dem know.. Lol



DontQuoteMe™

Anonymous said...

Anon 15:59 see that's the problem.
No matter your skills and talents if you have a bad personality or people's perception of you is poor you can't go far in life.
That's why the most successful or not usually the best skilled or most talented.

Anonymous said...

What load of crap is this? Is It guilty conscience or what? Mstchew elejowewe.

SHAKITI BABY said...

Thank you justyswt...you are a sweet lady just like ur name.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

@chike as in!! ๐Ÿ˜‚

@ oma maranma hiiiii sweeets ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ You can have my heart too ๐Ÿ’

@doll yeaaa ๐Ÿ˜

@single dad you too?? ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

@ChyAda yes she is! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ

Anonymous said...

That looks like a 'corn' on your hubby's foot. I have it on both foot. Can be painful when it's just coming out. But is turns dark brown when it's done growing, and gets hard. Mine is genetic. Got it from my dad. Started growing at my teenage years. I've lived with it n it's no longer a thing. Tell him to change his footwear to more comfortable one. Those with soft leathers inside. Stop wearing tight ones, especially those with hard insides. That'll help with the pain. Google more about foot corn

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Lol.
Your husband at least has communicated and expressed his feelings. Do the needful.
If he doesn't like your boobies jiggling as you go about your dailies, get your self a bra that isn't too tight but can hold the boobs in place even if not firmly.
Wash your ponyor as often as you can. Keep it clean and fresh.
If he doesn't love you and wants to keep desiring you, he will say nothing and prolly start looking outside.
So calm down and don't feel offended. Ok?

Anonymous said...

Yori are you yesterday's poster, you sound alike.

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

I love Cookie Lyon๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Everything about her is bae.
From her dress sense to attitude to business goals to family goals.
All๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ✌❤

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Chike!!!
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Elastic ma guy, I sight ya๐Ÿ™Œ

Miss Kay said...

I thought about this today!!!!!


See me after school

Anonymous said...

You 2 anons sounds stupid.. U well so? D woman is a married woman and not a baby mama.. I read her chronicle few months ago where she said her husband beats her and her SIL also beats her in d presence of her hubby.
How can u two conclude so fast that she is a baby mama? So u think she will go to d man's shop just like dat if she isn't his wife?
In ur bid to rush and insult her u failed to read where she wrote "My hubby beats me"? What's d meaning of 'Hubby"? Ode.
Besides, even if she is a baby mama,so freaking what? Stella should stop giving them money bcos u are who? Is it ur money?? Wicked souls everywhere.. So d innocent kids should suffer for d mistake of their parents?
U think it's only baby mama's that suffer/are depressed? So many baby mama's are better than u so called married women suffering and smiling just to bear Mrs title.. Shame on u heartless souls!


***Chy Ozo***

anonymous to bahd said...

Irony! Obviously you haven't been getting much sleep Eka, ndo! I no go abuse you again, I'm finally convinced you need mental health care. Bashing won't help, you need TLC so from now on I'll focus on being kind to you. When next I'm in Ikorodu, would you please let me buy you lunch at your favorite eatery? Or if you would rather I just bought and sent it, plenty of lunch time food delivery services in Lagos. Let me know dear!

Chike TEFLON said...

BLOGLORD the real MVBM I clear road for you nne m ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ
Agbakpo dike Izu agbayaria ya 1 worldwide.

Eneanya emeka said...

That growth in The leg is an infection because he either used his bare leg in a hotel, bathroom or shared slipers with sum1 who had it. He should go to the hospital they will issure him a clinical platter that will remove it

CHI EXOTIC said...

Chilaka, you look so good.

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