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Friday, 3 November 2017

Nollywood Laugh Out Loud!

Hehehehehhehehe do you agree?If yes please more please!









-All evil plans are hatched loud over the phone for viewers to hear

60 comments:

  1. Lol. Wicked mother in law must be Patience Ozokwor

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  2. Patience ozokwor must be a wicked mother in law

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  3. Gbam!
    Very annoying people...
    I gave up on them long time ago.
    Korean movies to take over jare...

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  4. All abroad returnees must have an accent, wear canvass *not sneakers*, face cap and a long chain.

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  5. Blind see after hitting head on something.

    Rich wear rag next day after bank cease his property.

    Receive a call in the afternoon in Lagos, travel to village (east) and reach at noon that same day.

    Eat poison and die immediately after vomiting for.

    Patience Ozokwor - wicked mother in law.

    Pete Edochie - king.

    Jim Iyke - playboy.

    Kanayo O. Kanayo - ritualist.

    Write the remaining part of the movie like
    "TGW was sentenced 20 years in prison for deceiving Ed to leave Elastic and Elastic married Ed.
    TO GOD BE THE GLORY "

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    1. HahahahahaπŸ˜„... Great analysis... Any people refer to kanayo o. Kanayo as ritualist I always end up rolling on the floor with laughter, chei! That man don't suffer for Una hand Facebook is the worst.

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    2. Every fall must be slowmotionized

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    3. Or they will say THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ Chike oo.

      I've stopped watching their movies a long time ago except all these new acts that makes sense.

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    4. The most annoying part is when a very rich guy becomes poor a day after the bank confiscated his property as if he has no previous savings

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    5. Car accidents happen without bashing anything
      New job equals duplex and Range Rover
      Ibo mans Container must sink
      Women hair change but nails remain the same for years

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  6. Ghost must wear wristwatch

    Once they shoot you, you must ask did you just shoot me?

    Poison on food must be white substance kahahahahaha

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  7. Let me just read comments and laugh. I don't watch Hollywood movies.

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    1. Then you must be watching
      Nollywood
      Gollywood
      Yorubawood
      Hausawood
      Bollywood
      Jennifawood
      Telemundowood (Yori Yori kind of movies πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)
      And other woods... Lol

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  8. Who Nollywood epp?no time to watch their jokes abeg

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  9. that vomiting irks me. again, if a woman doesn't go to the hospital for pregnancy test, she wouldn't know she's preggy?! C'mon! once you're period is late, for a couple of days running to weeks, you should've known you're most likely preggy, especially for a woman who's expectant. more reason I'm not a fan of yeye mediocre movies. intelligent, action, horror, does it for me!

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    1. You forget to add that their mother will pwess their bwess sharply and say "Mz poundz you are pregnant" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Chim egbu mu oooo!!!! πŸ™ŠπŸ™ŠπŸ™Š
      Who is responsible?


      And Mz Poundz will be biting her finger nails while looking at the floor and start stammering
      "MA... Ma... Mama.. I... I.. is.. is Elastic or Pastor Sexy Spermy Daddy "

      IS TGW that introduced me to them and said they will teach me how to dance tortoise dance..



      The mama will be like" Nwa alaputa ni mu ooooo!!!!
      Oya let's go to their house (mama Mz Poundz slapping Mz Poundz head and back as they go.)

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    2. Hahahaha... U funny no be small

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  10. Chioma Chukwuka must cry over a love affair
    Chinedu and Osita must be naughty in nollywood movies
    Kanayo, Clems Ohanmeze et al must have their wealth from blood money

    Olu Jacobs always a king ...While Nonso diobi or Yul Edochie will be the Stubborn Prince

    Rita Edochie will always cry in nollywood movie.

    They are numerous...the same roles all over

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    1. Mike Ezuronye is always stubborn.

      Tony Umezeh will be married but Queen and Boss aka CHIEF's agent s(side chicks) will always knack him pigeon and lock him inside bottle and he will be calling them "durling" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Chiwetulu Agu must go to native doctor for juju or going to report someone to Igwe (Igwe must hear this)

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    2. The bottle locking is very true..mumu lover

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    3. Hahaha with Tony umez you don't need to knack him pigeon to manipulate him just rub his head and then u'd hear the epic "durling"

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      Chike ooooohhh

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  11. Aki and pawpaw must act as shildren.

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  12. Old people/village people must cough before they die.

    You will carry the same hairstyle from when you were in the university till you are married... till the movie finishes....

    You must suffer and suffer and suffer, push wheelbarrow... then you will jam your old friend. He will now show you how to make money through blood money.
    Or your good friend will show you how to do clean business. Your wife that ran away to meet another man will come back begging...

    Abeg too much to mention

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    1. Lmao @ your 1st paragraph.
      Very true. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Papa will always have arthritis in the village lol

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    3. Pls my baby is sleeping..make una no allow me use laugh wake am,I suffered before he slept.πŸ™πŸ™

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    4. You had me in stitches @anonymous. I can relate. Pls tiptoe around the house.

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  13. If motor jam person they can never survive it, even if the car doesn't hit them, so far it stops in front of them they must sha die

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    1. I wish I could press like for this comment....

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  14. You must to tie scarf on your huge weavon with long wrll manicured nails to show you are from a poor home or suffering #yorubawood. You must to wear the same hairdo and style at the first this year and five years after, yet you are telling a story of different happenings. I dont know if they dont have directors or they just decide to be torturing us like that thinking we dont have a choice.

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    1. That wearing of same weaveon is so annoying, I wonder how much it will cost them to use different wigs to tell a story or deliver a good script.

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  15. All kids that schooled abroad must be rude and mannerless...all rich kids must be spoilt

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  16. Lol @ wearing the same hairstyle for many years

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  17. Patience ozokwor is always a wicked step mum that wants to chase out her daughter in law coschool she has no male child
    Yul edochie is always a prince
    Mercy Johnson must be funny and stubborn
    Aki and pawpaw must be naughty
    The same wig from beginning of movie till end
    The poor would get rich at last
    The evil must be punished
    Chinwetalu agu must be wicked and naughty

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  18. Nino must be a play boy, Alex ekubo must be a good lover boy, joke Silva must be a rich mother in law and chinwetalu Agu must be the village uncle who won't let ur Destiny rest πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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  19. All the movies have a good ending, they must at least write it at the end. Lol

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  20. Genevieve, omotala, ebube,must be the hot babe's
    Chioma chukwuka must be a good girl
    Chacha eke must wear like a gangster babe
    Rachel okonkwo must be stubborn and funny plus dance

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  21. All mad people must eat from the dustbinπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. The poor man suddenly become rich in the end. The drs in the movie's always gives stupid diagnosis and cause of death, its always hilarious.

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  22. Nigerians are happy people men..this blog sweet😁😁😁

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  23. I just can't stop laughing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ una too much abeg

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  24. Wow, I am just laughing here

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  25. The flashbacks are annoying...

    How can someone be telling a story that he or she was never in?...
    The flashback display will be showing things that happened, but the person narrating d story won't be there...

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    1. I am deceased from this comment πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  26. The carrying of hair from the beginning of the movie to the end is sooo annoying, you find love so easily in Bollywood once they throw u out the next person u will meet is ur life saver lol,

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