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Friday, 3 November 2017

Nollywood Laugh Out Loud!

Hehehehehhehehe do you agree?If yes please more please!









-All evil plans are hatched loud over the phone for viewers to hear

60 comments:

Greatlady. said...

Lol. Wicked mother in law must be Patience Ozokwor

Afunwaelotanna said...

Patience ozokwor must be a wicked mother in law

Just Bella. said...

Gbam!
Very annoying people...
I gave up on them long time ago.
Korean movies to take over jare...

becky naka said...

All abroad returnees must have an accent, wear canvass *not sneakers*, face cap and a long chain.

Chike TEFLON said...

Blind see after hitting head on something.

Rich wear rag next day after bank cease his property.

Receive a call in the afternoon in Lagos, travel to village (east) and reach at noon that same day.

Eat poison and die immediately after vomiting for.

Patience Ozokwor - wicked mother in law.

Pete Edochie - king.

Jim Iyke - playboy.

Kanayo O. Kanayo - ritualist.

Write the remaining part of the movie like
"TGW was sentenced 20 years in prison for deceiving Ed to leave Elastic and Elastic married Ed.
TO GOD BE THE GLORY "

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Ghost must wear wristwatch

Once they shoot you, you must ask did you just shoot me?

Poison on food must be white substance kahahahahaha

Chidinma Grace said...

Let me just read comments and laugh. I don't watch Hollywood movies.

Kele Bobo said...

Who Nollywood epp?no time to watch their jokes abeg

Mz Poundz said...

that vomiting irks me. again, if a woman doesn't go to the hospital for pregnancy test, she wouldn't know she's preggy?! C'mon! once you're period is late, for a couple of days running to weeks, you should've known you're most likely preggy, especially for a woman who's expectant. more reason I'm not a fan of yeye mediocre movies. intelligent, action, horror, does it for me!

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Beloved said...

Chioma Chukwuka must cry over a love affair
Chinedu and Osita must be naughty in nollywood movies
Kanayo, Clems Ohanmeze et al must have their wealth from blood money

Olu Jacobs always a king ...While Nonso diobi or Yul Edochie will be the Stubborn Prince

Rita Edochie will always cry in nollywood movie.

They are numerous...the same roles all over

Just Bella. said...

HahahahahaπŸ˜„... Great analysis... Any people refer to kanayo o. Kanayo as ritualist I always end up rolling on the floor with laughter, chei! That man don't suffer for Una hand Facebook is the worst.

Chike TEFLON said...

*seize
*foam

deltamama said...

Aki and pawpaw must act as shildren.

ola wealth said...

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Chike TEFLON said...

Then you must be watching
Nollywood
Gollywood
Yorubawood
Hausawood
Bollywood
Jennifawood
Telemundowood (Yori Yori kind of movies πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)
And other woods... Lol

Bianca BRUNO said...

Buahahahaha

ola wealth said...

Every fall must be slowmotionized

Lepa shandy is back said...

Old people/village people must cough before they die.

You will carry the same hairstyle from when you were in the university till you are married... till the movie finishes....

You must suffer and suffer and suffer, push wheelbarrow... then you will jam your old friend. He will now show you how to make money through blood money.
Or your good friend will show you how to do clean business. Your wife that ran away to meet another man will come back begging...

Abeg too much to mention

Chike TEFLON said...

You forget to add that their mother will pwess their bwess sharply and say "Mz poundz you are pregnant" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Chim egbu mu oooo!!!! πŸ™ŠπŸ™ŠπŸ™Š
Who is responsible?


And Mz Poundz will be biting her finger nails while looking at the floor and start stammering
"MA... Ma... Mama.. I... I.. is.. is Elastic or Pastor Sexy Spermy Daddy "

IS TGW that introduced me to them and said they will teach me how to dance tortoise dance..



The mama will be like" Nwa alaputa ni mu ooooo!!!!
Oya let's go to their house (mama Mz Poundz slapping Mz Poundz head and back as they go.)

Just Bella. said...

*Anytime people*

Chike TEFLON said...

Mike Ezuronye is always stubborn.

Tony Umezeh will be married but Queen and Boss aka CHIEF's agent s(side chicks) will always knack him pigeon and lock him inside bottle and he will be calling them "durling" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Chiwetulu Agu must go to native doctor for juju or going to report someone to Igwe (Igwe must hear this)

Chike TEFLON said...

Lmao @ your 1st paragraph.
Very true. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Cynthia Iyede said...

Or they will say THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ Chike oo.

I've stopped watching their movies a long time ago except all these new acts that makes sense.

Mama Rere said...

If motor jam person they can never survive it, even if the car doesn't hit them, so far it stops in front of them they must sha die

Atheist ™ said...

Bad guys must smoke and tie bandana.

fabulous mee said...

Hahahaha... U funny no be small

fabulous mee said...

Cough kwa? ? πŸ˜‚ lol

Miss Ess said...

You must to tie scarf on your huge weavon with long wrll manicured nails to show you are from a poor home or suffering #yorubawood. You must to wear the same hairdo and style at the first this year and five years after, yet you are telling a story of different happenings. I dont know if they dont have directors or they just decide to be torturing us like that thinking we dont have a choice.

Anonymous said...

I wish I could press like for this comment....

sugar babe said...

The most annoying part is when a very rich guy becomes poor a day after the bank confiscated his property as if he has no previous savings

Anonymous said...

All kids that schooled abroad must be rude and mannerless...all rich kids must be spoilt

sugar babe said...

Lol @ wearing the same hairstyle for many years

I need both Visa And a good husband from God said...

And a stud

Beloved said...

The bottle locking is very true..mumu lover

I need both Visa And a good husband from God said...

Chike is funny
Are you single

Uniqueme said...

Hahaha with Tony umez you don't need to knack him pigeon to manipulate him just rub his head and then u'd hear the epic "durling"

Greatlady. said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚...Affordable

Akuagifty said...

Patience ozokwor is always a wicked step mum that wants to chase out her daughter in law coschool she has no male child
Yul edochie is always a prince
Mercy Johnson must be funny and stubborn
Aki and pawpaw must be naughty
The same wig from beginning of movie till end
The poor would get rich at last
The evil must be punished
Chinwetalu agu must be wicked and naughty

Chyluv! said...

Nino must be a play boy, Alex ekubo must be a good lover boy, joke Silva must be a rich mother in law and chinwetalu Agu must be the village uncle who won't let ur Destiny rest πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Chyluv! said...

All the movies have a good ending, they must at least write it at the end. Lol

Sdk USA said...

Genevieve, omotala, ebube,must be the hot babe's
Chioma chukwuka must be a good girl
Chacha eke must wear like a gangster babe
Rachel okonkwo must be stubborn and funny plus dance

Chyluv! said...

All mad people must eat from the dustbinπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. The poor man suddenly become rich in the end. The drs in the movie's always gives stupid diagnosis and cause of death, its always hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Car accidents happen without bashing anything
New job equals duplex and Range Rover
Ibo mans Container must sink
Women hair change but nails remain the same for years

Jeni_zee said...

Papa will always have arthritis in the village lol

Anonymous said...

Affordable, you no go kill person.

Yemi7up said...

That wearing of same weaveon is so annoying, I wonder how much it will cost them to use different wigs to tell a story or deliver a good script.

Amacastel said...

Lolzzzz

Anonymous said...

Pls my baby is sleeping..make una no allow me use laugh wake am,I suffered before he slept.πŸ™πŸ™

Anonymous said...

Nigerians are happy people men..this blog sweet😁😁😁

Nina said...

I just can't stop laughing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ una too much abeg

Amie ukpa said...

Wow, I am just laughing here

Amie ukpa said...

Wow, so funny

Amie ukpa said...

Wow, so funny

ndubuisi joshua atuanya said...

The flashbacks are annoying...

How can someone be telling a story that he or she was never in?...
The flashback display will be showing things that happened, but the person narrating d story won't be there...

Anonymous said...

I am deceased from this comment πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

The carrying of hair from the beginning of the movie to the end is sooo annoying, you find love so easily in Bollywood once they throw u out the next person u will meet is ur life saver lol,

Anonymous said...

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Chike ooooohhh

Amakanwa said...

You had me in stitches @anonymous. I can relate. Pls tiptoe around the house.

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