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Saturday, 4 November 2017

Saturday In House Gists -School Mother/School Father!

Remember the School Mother, School Father thingy?
I cannot forget!!!






I had a very Beautiful school Mother In Secondary school but i shared her with my then best Friend who was a traitor and was very Jealous that our school mother took a special liking to me....

My School Mother had lots of Boyfriends and was very active in ''za oza room''

She came from a very poor home but wore the best clothes and used to buy us gifts all the time....
I was mandated to always go to her house and wash plates....yikessss!!!

Life happened and I lost contact with her...Still wonder where she is and if she remembers me.

Do you have a school Mother or School Father story?

Those who had school fathers,please gist us what happened oh cos most of my friends back then slept with their school fathers,it was horrible!!



The Sweetest story takes the 10k price for today....

139 comments:

Firstlady blessing said...

Na was,this ur questions isn't really going to favour me.Never had any school father, I think its for those in boarding schools.

Chika Vincent said...

Hahahah I no get ooo.

IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Wow this is going to be fun

Then in school when i was in jss... They was this senior who took me as a school son and started teaching me some bad stuffs then and putting porn for us to view.... Wow it seems so far ago now when i think of it.... Had few school sons i always looked out for and assisted and daughters that were always good... But one particular one was always on my case then and was always angry whenever she saw me with anyother girl.......it was on valentine day then i was shocked when she bought me some expensive gifts and even when i left school and entered university she was still trying to hook up somehow..... She later got pregnant in another school, and is now happily married sef


Goodluck to the best story.. Thats all folks

slimqueen said...

Awww. Thanks Stella for taking me back to my sec school days. My school mother was senior suliat. Very pretty cool, brilliant and calm headed.
She was our utility prefect then in Lagos state model college meiran. I miss her so much, she was good to me. Love you senior suliat adekunle. God bless you.

Lady STAINLESS said...

These days no more school mother/school father stuff.

*Lemme read comments...

Chike TEFLON said...

Lmao @Stella's emoji.
It reminds me of Nwa babi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Let the lesbian stories roll in.

Em jay said...

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Anonymous said...

I went to an all girls school, fggc owerri. My school mother started touching me in jss 3. At 1st it was so painful cos she'll squeeze my breast and it was just sprouting, but with time i think i started liking it. Ijenma Nwoke aka kuku thanks for spoiling my life you hear, now i can't stop doing chics. You parents better put your kids in mixed schools oh, this same sex school thingy is bullshit. It will destroy your kids instead of making them better.

Cynthia Iyede said...

Never had any school mum or dad. Will read comments. Well done Stella.

Cute hajia Omo Mummy said...

I had a school mother during my secondary school. I remembered vividly how she approached me the second day i enrolled into the school. I was in jss1 while she was in ss3. She is so nice and also from a rich home. I really enjoyed my first yr in secondary school. My friends then envy me so much cos she takes care of me like her daughter. She brings snacks and food for me. But it only lasted for a term. She stopped school cos she got pregnant then. it was a big shock to the whole school cos she was the most quite and brilliant senior back then. I hear weeeen when she left. I later heard that she had a stillbirth or so. She later enrolled in another school for her waec. Let me go and search for her on facebook sef.. Phew! I can't remember her surname. I missed u senior joy
She looks so much like olori Zainab ehn but she is very short, that kind of Chidinma Ekile height.
.. Hehehehe

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage*

Sally jayd said...

I went to all girls catholic school and school mother was the genesis of lesbianism then. The call it “USO”. I remember how a lot of students were expelled because of SUPE. I did not have school mother but had mentor.

Beloved said...

Alright... I will be on the lookout for the best story

Meanwhile let me Reminisce small

Then I recall I didn't want to have a school mother cos I don't who to choose, since everyone wants me to become their school daughter.

Again if I choose one, others might feel hurt and start punishing me unnecessarily.

My hostel Captain turned my 'School mother' figure. This girl tried for me ehn. I didn't for once fetch or do any dirty work for any foerking senior.
She knows I am not strong for hard jobs πŸ˜‚
Instead she sends the juniors to fetch the water. She cooks for me cos I don't like eating school foods.

She makes sure my clothes are ironed, my socks and shirt sparkling white.

She makes tea or custard for me for breakfast. On Wednesday's and Sunday's then,she gives me double portion of Okpa. On Saturday's and Tuesday's she also gives me double portion of Akara.
I used hot water to bathe every morning and night. In fact she over pampered me.

I missed her when she finally graduated. Come and see tears on the day of their send-off. Omg ..My eyes was blood-shot red. She bought that reigning echolac for me as parting gift.

We exchanged numbers but eventually lost contact.
Then phone was not rampant then. I loved that girl ehn.
#Memories

redbotafly said...

I had this very beautiful rich school mother. I used to be ontop of the world then alot of my classmates were so envious. Even the junior classes too won't let my school mother rest,it made me really angry. But they all faced front πŸ˜€cos I was very troublesome then. (I am born again nw πŸ˜€). We lost contact when she married and left the Cantry πŸ˜€
As for my school father.... That one wanted to take advantage of me. He would invite me to his class to advice me and all, as the father that he is naw. One day he asked his younger sister who was my classmate to call me. They lived near my school. When I closed I rushed there like say na money e wan give me. School father started by hugging me o πŸ˜‚ I was shocked. I carefully pulled out of his embrace and told him I needed to go home. Luckily for me, his classmate walked in and that was hw I excaped. Afta that day I made sure I never went too close to him but I was still enjoying my benefits as a school dota. Then I entered the university and he still kept school fathering me, shioor πŸ˜‚.
I got a boyfriend and introduced him to school father so that e go know say I Don be university big. babe. School father and I entered the university same year and he stil wanted to school father me. We became school mates πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Chidinma Grace said...

I have a school mother, I used have instead of had because we are still very close. In fact we looked so much alike that the first day I visited their house in Nnewi, their gateman thought I was their lost sister. He didn't even hesitate to open the gate for me. But recently I stopped visiting her because her husband won't allow me be. And to even say he is a well known Reverend in the Anglican Church. Any time the wife leaves for work, I will always hide myself in the room till she comes back. Yes it was that bad, I have to give myself brain and ran before people especially my school mother accuse me of seduction and betrayal without knowing what I have done so far to keep him away. Some men are just not worth it. This same man is very possessive of my school mother that he will always take her phone to check who and who called or texted her in a day. Such irony. So many times I feel like telling her what the husband is doing but I know she wouldn't believe me. So no need

Rocky said...

Never had... Went to private schools where we were at most 25 in a class for my primary and secondary education...

I want to see ghosts from QCOG'S and KCOB'S... Gists from federal government college, Ijanikin would be interesting too

Stella maris Baby said...

No school mother
Reading comments


Let the best gist win.

Anonymous said...

Stella post my comment about my school mum in fggc owerri oh, let parents learn a thing or 2.

Chameleon said...

lol. from school father to school mate. life

Chike TEFLON said...

In my own boarding school there is nothing like school father and son.

I don't think such thing exist in male boarding school.

LADYGEE said...

I never had but I have been to someone even till date. Although it is more of friendship now. I didn't know she's been observing my every move and behaviour. One fateful day, she wrote a letter saying if I would be her school mother. At first, I was stunned but since she was of good behaviour herself, I obliged. From Onwards, she would met me for advice on various issues. After secondary school,it became more like a source of motivation for the both of us.

Rappakatakata said...

I never had one. I attended a missionary school and was a day student.I think I used to envy the 'boarders' as we used to call them then.

Komommo Okim said...

Well I had a school father and school mother although I was a day student like my school father, my school mother was a border because the school was mixed and only girls were borders due to how crazy students were and still are, they moved the boys to Abeokuta. Well my school father and mother were social prefects intact those two made dating worth the while and oh my, my school father is very handsome and still is, my school mother very pretty. Even though I was not their only school child but I was the only day student school daughter so I have the chance to always go home with my school dad cos we lived in the same area while my school mum was mostly seen and close to my border school siblings. Life was easy and fun, I could successfully walk pass seniors corridor without being called to run an errand, I really miss those days sha, Facebook made it easier to locate them sha....thank SDK for this topic.

Chike TEFLON said...

IsaacBABA I hope that school father did not tamper with your otele, this one he was putting porn for you? πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Rocky said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Lady Port (The Portress) said...

I had a school mother and school father in Secondary school. They were both very intelligent and they were made prefects in the school. You know other students have this special likeness for school prefects. So, I was very glad when they were both chosen as prefects, Head girl and Labour prefect. this came with many extra privileges asides gifts. I would go late to school, cuss out other seniors, commit other offences and escape punishment because of my two mentors. Other prefects dare not touch me back then.

Other students were envious of me, I used to brag that nobody can punish or touch me.

However, my enjoyment was short-lived as some wicked ones planned and showed me the other side of life.

One afternoon, I was summoned to the Principal's office. On getting there, I met my school mother, school father, two women and two men, then my Principal and vice Principal. I was made to understand the two men and two women were the parents of my school mother and school father. The principal continued by urging me to explain in words what I wrote in the letter I sent to the school office. I was handed the letter, I went through it and almost fainted
I started crying immediately. Someone had forged a letter supposedly from me, copying my handwriting, claiming that I was raped by my school father aided by my school mother. The letter said my school mother took me to her friend's place, it turned out to be a room where my school father was waiting. That I entered the room and that both said we have an important issue to discuss and offered me juice. That I drank the juice, by the time I woke up a few hours later, I had been defiled by my school father.
I cried that the letter was forged but they didn't believe me. My parents were invited, I was taken for test, I was still a virgin. The police was invited by the parents of the two accused to make me pay for defamation of character. It was a serious issue. It was later settled but I left the school. I don't know who wrote that letter till this day.

Peace Alfred said...

Her name was Hajara!! One light-skinned Ugly Ebira winch from Kogi state.. I met her on my first day in school (boarding school) I was in Js1 then. She was acting all nicey and caring in the presence of my parents I think say na better person.. but as soon as they pass school gate comot the winchy spirit in Hajara displayed!unto say she be hostel prefect She would beat me, eat my provisions e.t.c and my mum will still buy her things whenever she visit.boys nor dey even toast her sef she too wowo and she can form slayer πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ .. Choi.. My hostel mates were asking why I choose her as my school mother because she's too harsh (na she choose me o)the day I ran for my life was when she threw a mirror at me and it shattered on my body she beat me that day Ehn,, I just jejely gather the mirror pieces wait my mum ( my mama dissolved the school mother thingy before Hajara kee her pikin for her) she even warned me not to have a school mother again, I gree hear word? After she graduated, I didn't hear from Hajara again and I hope she's still alive....in J2 I met the opposite of Hajara,her name was Blessing she's too nice it was fun πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ I still miss her sha and her boyfriend was my school father he was the senior prefect then (they wan use enjoyment kee me and my school sister, but we didn't die 😍 πŸ˜‚) then in J3, no more school mother thingy na me come even get school-daughter lol.. End of my gist

IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Chike lol na girl oooo... The senior na girl... Would have said school mother not school son....

Anonymous said...

Stella you've confused me
What does it mean that
"you were mandated to go to her house and wash plates?"
Thought the school daughter and mother are usually in same house
Or is it her parent's house?
Isn't the school daughter supposed to wash plates, why the mandate?

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

My school mother introduced me to lesbo and I did the same to my naive school daughter...
I'm still in contact with my school daughter...she is now a mom but no longer sexy like she used to be those days...
She is now very FAT and I hate FAT!!...
I would have still be gbenshing her if she is still hot!...

I lost contact with my school mother...would have loved to see her...
I wonder what's happening to her atm...

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol

Shirley said...

Didnt attend boarding school

Elias Miracle said...

my scool motger experience was not a bit fun as it seem to be at the beginning, she later turned out to be my worse nightmare back then.mistakes,anger,jealousy nd other destroyed the relationship nd we ended up disowning each other. she was a twin o simple u loved twin.her name lucy my then school mother i met in my first day in my secondary school. command secondary school she was my roommate and two years ahead of me .I recall how the request from the so called senior for we the jss1 to be their school daughter. u accepted her because she was my roommate she choose me because to her i was smart nd quick in recalling. the problem between us started when the distribution of textbook started from SSS3 to JSS1 with each seniors collecting and sharing the books among the junior roommate to take it to the dormitory.I was in my class that faithful fay wger my school mother senior Lucy came and called me that our SSS2 roommate was calling me i went to her class ,already there was my other roommate with theircollected books she gave me my share of her books she collected ,i wnt back moments later my school mother brought another sets of books to me belonging to my SSS1 roommate .unknown to me the book was not meant to be for me to carry but her.i carried it to the dinning when eating just as students were strolling out someone dip an hand in my bag which was open as a result of excess books in it and took a notebook belonging to my SSS1 roommate though i didn't see it directly i felt it when we reached the hostel the SSS1 request for hee books i bought it out nd gave it to her she asked for the note book which i denied ever having knowledge of my school mother received several beating for the missing note she argued she gave it to me but i denied. after that incident omo see maltreatment from my school mother nd so we disown o.the incident i recall was when i happen to be washing another if my rumie uniform one day this my school mother took it up against me that i squeeze the cloth when washing it she pick up a hanger immediately and flog my wet palms until tired her close friend also joined in frustrating me. na my end of school mother again

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol
Ogbu mma adighi ekwe ka mma ga ya na azu.

Loveday Chapel said...

Nnss ojo.....we plenty

Loveday Chapel said...

NNSS ojo Lagos

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

We were d pioneers in our sch so no Sch mother for me.

I had one Sch daughter then(can't even remember her name now) she wrote me a letter dt she wanted me to be her Sch mother. Wow! I remember den n laugh ....

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Hahahahaha this should win!...

Matter for Martha said...

Please what school was that so I ensure my daughter doesn’t go there.

Praise said...

I had a school mother, she ended up dating my dad. Stupid Hoeloshi.
This girl was very beautiful, well rounded 17yr old girl.
My dad came for Open Day and I introduced her to him. I never knew that was to become one of my greatest mistakes. I don't know how they reconnected. I eavesdropped and heard my mum telling her sister how my dad was sleeping with a young lady who could pass as his daughter and that she saw the lady with him one evening, she said the girl was very fair. I knew it was she. I further confirmed by typing her number on my dad's phone. 'Praise Principal 2' appeared on the screen, my Principal's no was stored as 'Praise Principal 1'. That relationship almost broke our home.

SWEETIE said...

I do not know what it feels like having a skool mother or father while in school then,maybe because I was too timid or not so beautiful then I don't know,though it use to pain me a lot especially when i see how they do take care of their school daughters but what do I do and even when it got to the stage of me having a skool daughter,I didn't even try it because I can't maintain it. So I never for once experienced skool mother or father back in school.

pipa game said...

i had a very good school mother and father.my school mother name is Bridget. she is not from a very rich home .her mum sells dry fish in the market. every market day she will ask me to wait for somewhere then she will give me some money to buy whatever i like.then on weekend i be at her to teach me mathematics.,cos i was really bad in mathematics before. mathematics latter became my favorite subject because of her. it

it was through maths quiz i met my school father. He was very impress with my performance called later that day and start asking me questions how come am this good in maths. i told him ha maths was my worse subject before but my school mother is the one that now made me like it.

he got hooked up with my school mother and she started teaching him too. we usually meet at my school mother place every weekend. That is how john became my school father.

then my school parents started dating. they were both in SSS3 then but different class.
after secondary school my school father traveled out of the country to study abroad so i did see him again. but my school mother was sill in Nigeria hustling for admission. To cut long story short my school mother and school father are now happily married . i still call them sometimes. she tells me always na you give me husband.

Curious cat said...

I had a school father back in secondary school. I was d brightest in d whole school (no kidding). I was in JSS 2 then but I used to represent the school in competitions in place of senior students. You could say I was a 'special' student and even teachers were scared of flogging me talk less of seniors. I'm quite pretty too so I was liked by so many (and hated by many as well).

So an SS3 student took a special liking to me and became my school father. There was no sexual tension or anything. It was platonic. He took care of me and made sure no senior punished me. It was this way until he graduated and we lost contact.

A few years later (I was done with secondary school then) my friend called me and asked me to guess who she bumped into. You guessed right. It was my school father. She knew how close we were so she knew I'd be glad to see him again. Without wasting time, I asked for his number and got it. We talked and caught up with each other. Apparently, he had to leave the country to further his education and just got back. We met at his friend's place. Same place my friend bumped into him. Coincidentally, my friend was dating his friend and met him there during one of her visits (I hope I didn't confuse u). His friend's house became our meeting zone. I didn't make anything of it cos I was so used to him and I didn't even conceive any evil thought. Normally I'll just go there and we'll gist (including his friend) then I'll go home afterwards.

So on this fateful day, I went there and d friend wasn't around. He started touching me stylishly. I became uncomfortable and told him I wasn't okay with that. I was still a virgin and sex was d last thing on my mind. He refused to stop and this resulted into a serious struggle. I don't know where all that strength came from but I fought him with all I had. I wasn't going to lose my virginity this way....NEVER!
But of course, he overpowered me and before I knew what was happening my panties were off. I started pleading with him and I prayed to God to help me touch his heart. He heard me praying and all of a sudden he stopped and knelt down and asked me to forgive him.

I just got up, wore my panties and left. My church was along the road and that was my first stop. I noticed I even had just one earring on. I must have lost the other one during the struggle so I threw away the one left. I got to church and cried my heart out and thanked God for rescuing me.

He called me a few times to beg but nah.....I didn't see him again. Iya Ibeji's story reminded me of him. So imagine my shock when this post came up and I felt twas time I said my story. This is the first time I'm talking about it.

That is my sad school father gist.

BIZ said...

I went to only girls skool.My own skool mother then was nice @ first caring n loving..she gave me clothes shoes n so on.she used to buy my first n third term school bag n sandal..she was in ss2 while I was in jss3.I alws go to her house after school to help her @ home with house chores n washed her school uniform to.it was one stupid youth copper they brought to our skool that scattered d love she had for me jst becos she was in love wt d copper but d copper nvr liked her but liked me.he was my home science teacher n I was d assistant class captain in my class,so I was closed to him.naso my skool mother start wt her wahala o.the kind suffer wey I suffer for her n her friends hand no b small all bcos of mr copper.com n see punishment evryday.d year wey she finish skool na that year all my suffer end o.I can nvr forget it

Anonymous said...

Beloved, why do I have this feeling that this your story is as fake as your life

BIZ said...

I went to only girls skool.My own skool mother then was nice @ first caring n loving..she gave me clothes shoes n so on.she used to buy my first n third term school bag n sandal..she was in ss2 while I was in jss3.I alws go to her house after school to help her @ home with house chores n washed her school uniform to.it was one stupid youth copper they brought to our skool that scattered d love she had for me jst becos she was in love wt d copper but d copper nvr liked her but liked me.he was my home science teacher n I was d assistant class captain in my class,so I was closed to him.naso my skool mother start wt her wahala o.the kind suffer wey I suffer for her n her friends hand no b small all bcos of mr copper.com n see punishment evryday.d year wey she finish skool na that year all my suffer end o.I can nvr forget it

Matter for Martha said...

My School mother was my namesake. Amina Ahmadu FGC idoani graduate class of ‘95. I came in jss1, 1994 so she was my School mother for only 1 year and afterwards I didn’t have anyone again.
She was dark, tall, exceptionally beautiful with Fulani features and was from niger state or lived there.
I came as a northerner to school in the West, so naturally there was a lot of discrimination and often humiliation.
I felt very inferior to my mates because I was the only one who came from the north.
You had the lagos clique, Benin clique, Auchi clique, Ibadan, Warri, and the other states around.
I was bullied and went through a lot being alone, but I never realized how much she shielded me until she left. It was when Snr Amina left that all my woes and suffering started till I was forced to leave the school.
Back then, she made sure I slept in her bunk, had hot water to bath during harmattan and supervised my laundry. She didn’t spoil me excessively, but she groomed me I think knowing what I was likely to go through when she left. Her voice was very calm and soft spoken. She shared her lunch with me, supervised my homework and dealt with anyone who called me ‘Hausa goat’.
I have not heard from her since she left and it has truly been traumatic. No clues. I have asked all her mates who I have been able to contact, no one has a clue. Even down to her boyfriend then my school father.
No one knows where Amina Ahmadu is.
It’s almost like a mirage.
I remember in my first year of uni, I went to niger state with a friend. Infact, I purposely made friends with her so as to locate Snr Amina. In my mind once I go to Niger I would be able to see her.
She has never stopped coming to my mind.
I pray she is okay. I pray someday I will see her or anyone associated with her.
Her disappearance is something I have been unable to comprehend.
Anyone knows?

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol

IsaacBABA now tell me that you lash her otele.... πŸ˜‚

Fab Mum said...

I had a school mother. I had school mothers not just school mother. As one kept leaving me to the hands of the next when passing out till I was in jss3..

But you see my jss1 school mother, she was the baddest of them all. She was very pretty and mean. When I say mean, I mean really MEAN. At the mention of her name, everyone scatters except me. You dare not punish me. You dare not give me plates to wash after refectory hour, she will collect them from me and dump them on the road. I'm busy. I don't have time to comment but my jss1, I enjoyed a beg.

Sista Jane said...

Are u serious??
Mhen People are so wicked.
If a young secondary school student could think of such wickedness, i wonder what atrocity the writer of that letter will be committing now.

Anonymous said...

It does..i had one back then and we still communicate

Anonymous said...

my school mother was horrible to me her name is joan she ate my provisions and beat me a lot..i still hurt when i think of all i went through in her hand ..and if i see her i will let her know ...they had to change her because it was too much

Marie Moses said...

This makes me to remember senior Ene. Chai, Ene was pretty like all those fulani girls...with pointed nose. Which was what attracted me to her in the first place. "Attracted" because she wasn't supposed to be my school mother. I was assigned to another quiet girl. But when i saw my bunk mate's sch mother...senior Ene...i became so jealous ehn. I insisted on doing her work for her, and would always beat my bunk mate to it...until one day i actually beat her. Lol. We actually fought over an errand, which gave me a broken tooth till this day.

Anyway, i continued my by force by fire closeness to snr Ene until she really took notice of me nd strtd paying more attention to me. I was so love-struck then ehn that i could miss classes just to run an errand for her. She had this sweetness about her...or so i childishly thought.
One day, i was running my usual errand o, nd i stepped into ene's room..only to stumble in on her making out wt one senior ify. I was the one apologising profusely. "senior, m very sorry" "senior pls". She ddnt say a word. She had dht kind of composure. I just carried my embarrassed self nd went bk to class. I remember crying sef cus i felt i had betrayed her or smthn.
The next day oh, this snr ify called me to to his class. Asking me if i told anyone wat i saw.. I was visibly shaking nd shaking my head no. It took me some time to realise he was holding my hand nd asking me to come nd collect smthn frm him in the evening.
Dhts wen i realised he had been eyeing me d other day. It wasnt like i was particularly attractive..but there was smthn about girls dht were developing really fast.lol. i suspected dht it was my rolling bum bum dht attracted him.

I felt a lot of thns at dht moment..you know, it was an honour for a senior boy to be eyeing you. But at the same time, i felt bad because of snr Ene.
Rumor flies fast in secondary sch oh. That same night, snr ene got to find out i went to see snr ify in his room ! And then, the worst thn was for a guy to dump a girl for another one in a lower class. It was war infact.
The next morning, i woke up with water splashed on my face nd soaking my bed. That was how my days of torment began.
Senior Ene was just subtly ignoring me while sendn girls to deal wth me. My buckets were taken, provisions tampered wt, urine was even poured on my bed , at one time. The funny thing was, i was feeling terrible more because i felt Ene ddnt "luv" me anymore.
I eventually had to cry out to a teacher...bcus i was constantly going late to class due to one issue or the other.
When the housemistress was told,what she could say was "err, this is normal stories btwn school mothers and daughters". I found myself shouting, she's not my sch mother oo !
Long story cut short, i was made to apologise to my initial sch mother. Good thing she was the reserved type tho, we never had any kind of relationship. Snr Ene was not punished, because incldnt explain the cause of the problem .lol. And if u see snr Ene sef, u cant believe she can hurt a fly. She never spoke to me till she left sch the next year.

And for those of you wonderin what i did in snr ify's room, well, he said he just wanted to see if the rolling bum bum was soft. God punish secondary sch boys nd their brainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

OFFICIAL PRESTIGE said...

Jesu!!! This your school mates were devil incanates . What wickedness from envious students. Pele

Iphie dearie said...

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
OMG! At that age,someone could be this evil?πŸ™†πŸΎπŸ™†πŸΎπŸ™†πŸΎπŸ™†πŸΎ

Iphie dearie said...

Jeeeeez!!!!!😳😳😳😳😳😳

Iphie dearie said...

Aaawwwww.
This is sweet.

Push up said...

I had a school father in the university, the best that ever liveth, I am married but still call him papa when I see him, introduced my close friend to him (a guy) and he became both our father... he is a very cool, respectful, and a very generous father

Anonymous said...

Having headache reading,na by force to write engleeessh

Julian maduako said...

Something happened to me early last month, Something crazy!
Physically, I am ok but my ego is hurt!
Really, really bruised eh!
I cannot believe this happened to me. Chai!
You see, I have this morbid fear of
falling....Yes, falling down. And as a result,
I have always been super careful while
walking, running, standing and anything
that has a 0.01% possibility of leading to a fall. But yesterday, I fell. Down. Flat. On. My. Face! No, that is not all. I fell before an
admirer!

Why me ehn? Why?!
It seems I have a specialty in falling in
places I have no business falling at. My
first fall this year was in the Bank Yup, its like I run from falling but
end up doing it in a 'grand' way whenever
it happens. Thank God I did not get to the
floor in the bank but ehn, it
was just as embarrassing.
At the time i fell, the security guard came
out and goes "ndo anty" "ndo"
"ndo o" like I did not hear the first
"ndo". Abi it has now turned to song?
What even brought him out then sef? Could it have been the sound of my ego
shattering into a billion pieces he heard?

So, how did I end up falling face down in
front of an admirer? I will gist you
someday because right now, I cannot begin
to put myself through that experience
again. Mba. But help me thank heavens I
was not forming for him oh, na there e for
pain me pass.Something happened to me early last month, Something crazy!
Physically, I am ok but my ego is hurt!
Really, really bruised eh!
I cannot believe this happened to me. Chai!
You see, I have this morbid fear of
falling....Yes, falling down. And as a result,
I have always been super careful while
walking, running, standing and anything
that has a 0.01% possibility of leading to a fall. But yesterday, I fell. Down. Flat. On. My. Face! No, that is not all. I fell before an
admirer!

Why me ehn? Why?!
It seems I have a specialty in falling in
places I have no business falling at. My
first fall this year was in the Bank Yup, its like I run from falling but
end up doing it in a 'grand' way whenever
it happens. Thank God I did not get to the
floor in the bank but ehn, it
was just as embarrassing.
At the time i fell, the security guard came
out and goes "ndo anty" "ndo"
"ndo o" like I did not hear the first
"ndo". Abi it has now turned to song?
What even brought him out then sef? Could it have been the sound of my ego
shattering into a billion pieces he heard?

So, how did I end up falling face down in
front of an admirer? I will gist you
someday because right now, I cannot begin
to put myself through that experience
again. Mba. But help me thank heavens I
was not forming for him oh, na there e for pain me pass.

deltamama said...

The first day I was enrolled into the school she was standing with her class mate jesting because she was the social prefect then, the next thing I heard was wooo she is too Pretty, for my mind I say hope no be me una dey talk. The second day she sent someone to call me my replied was I can't answer someone who I don't know besides my mum had already warned me not to mingle with any senior because they we introduce me to bad things. Later she came by herself I followed her to one big mango tree we sat on under the tree she started taking how she like me the first day she saw me blabla. Last last I accepted the request. She always buying my gifts etc. unknown to me that she was my elder brother girlfriend,she is always visiting our house which she wasn't doing before.any time she visited my elder brother and her we be jesting,for my mind I go say no be me this girl come visit? One day she came visiting I left them as usually went to our garden pluck vegetable wash and cut it, yet they are still inside now the door was closed, my mind fly thinking of what to do, if I will go and call my mum or forcefully open the door, I couldn't bear it anymore i opened the door see them dressing up as they saw me they started speaking in tongues I rebuked them warned them if I hear any word from their mouth I will call ours neighbor's. they started pleading, promised me heaven and earth. That was the last day we broke the mother/daughter relationship. I milk her pocket dry before she graduated as for my brother he stopped sending my on an errands and once I opened my mouth and request for something he will do it fast fast.

Iphie dearie said...

Oh dear. Thank God he didn't have his way!

Iphie dearie said...

Your School Mother was a mean girlπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Andromeda O said...

You went to Meiran?
Biko, which set?

Iphie dearie said...

Hahahaha School father of life

Iphie dearie said...

Wow!

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Oh no!!!
😲😲😲

Iphie dearie said...

Marie you were actually very desperate.
You went after a friend's school mother with so much gusto. Its scary man.
Thank God it was when we were young and naive.

Entre said...

@sister Jane. Some teenagers are more wicked than adults. Most of them join secret cults right from secondary school so I'm not surprised. Lady Pot, they really showed you. Nice and well written narrative

Entre said...

Lols
A Bad girl she was

The Lifted said...

I was in ss1 when i had a school mother who was already an undergraduate in uni. School mother was so beautiful & lively,the party type,in fact her entire family were the bubbly time,always celebrated birthdays every year with big parties, she always invited me & my other siblings to these parties even if we were still young & mehnn we so enjoyed watching the young adults do their thing having fun in the parties( mind you the parties were held in the family house).
It was fun & exciting being her school daughter, she always got me gifts before going back to school & when she returned on holidays too.
I visited her anytime she came home. Okay so school mother has a younger brother who is so cute, & it happened her brother & I started crushing on each other(he just finished from secondary school @ that point).
At the point school mother noticed what was happening, she silently decided to be giving us some space , so that sometimes when I visit she will find an excuse to go out thereby leaving us together in the house(though others might be inside the house).That is how the guy & I will be watching movie or music on dstv &gisting too,we will just be tripping .
One day guy started telling me how he admires & loves me,for my mind e don tey I dey wait for this kind talk, na so everything set o.
From visiting school mother I had my very first kisses,graduating to serious touching ,smooches .I always find opportunity to go to their house, even lie that I want to learn how to use to their PC.
But as the bad girl that I am guy wanted to enter the next phase of the romance but I won't just let him go close to my pant area, I was just okay with the kisses & touching, so we decided that I will give him BJ & this guy thought me how to do it & before you know I don turn expert for BJ department still I didn't even allow him finger me or any other thing.
Finally guy left the country & that was how we stopped communicating. Years later the guy returned & he wanted us to do the do but I just didn't find him attractive to the point of doing the do,not that he wasn't still cute but I guess as I grew my taste changed, it pained him o,but he had to forget it.
So the day I gisted my sisters all these they all laughed & said ahh you are a bad girl o. they too get their own story too & we all laughed.
School mother is married now,we still in contact ,we still love each other even if we not that so close,we no longer living in same city. that is the end of my growing up & school mother moments.

Anonymous said...

You passed through secondary school and you can't tell past tense from present tense. Also, you don't know that capital letter starts a sentence. You forgot this is a competition. Mtcheeeew

Anonymous said...

What's with the childish abbreviations and wrong spellings?
Hope Beloved is taking note.

Andromeda O said...

I was a weird kid.
I didn't dig that school mother/father shit.
I was first a day student in one private school and didn't know what school father/mother meant till I saw students writing letters.

Asked them what they were writing and they said application to become school daughters/sons to specific seniors.
What a wawu!

I shook my head at their foolishness because I just couldn't understand why I had to be under the protection or love & care of another human being.

One pretty senior heard that I couldn't be bothered and told me she'd like to be my school mother.
A resounding NO was my answer.
She was hurt.
My friends thought I was crazy because she was hot, pretty and on many student's list.

Had to leave for a boarding school in JSS 2, same drama.
I didn't care.
My father spoke to my house prefect first day I got in to take me under her wing but I didn't even send that one.

Went for night prep one day like that and you know you're supposed to be quiet, studying.
Someone was asking me for something - I forget - and the senior in charge of my class called me and asked why I was disturbing the class.

I think my unusual boldness made him like me.
Told him nope, I wasn't disturbing no one and that someone asked me for something.
He told me to bring my books and bag and sit beside him.

One pretty girl (his school daughter) was drooling on his right. She was crazy about him.
I'm like see how this guy wan spoil my parole;
I had plans to read a cool novel.
And that's how it started.

Next day, sat in my seat, he called me again to sit beside him, and informed me that that would be my permanent seat during night prep.
We became buddies after that.
He was fun, cool and our social prefect in the making.

Not surprised he's made it in showbiz today, as he had the flair and penchant for it.
I'm talking Seye Sodamola aka DJ Spinall.
God bless that guy and his hustle.

Anonymous said...

So you can type without errors?
As you hear 10k, you settled down and edited the comment wella. Owu na bastard

Anonymous said...

Very childish write up with useless abbreviations

Fab Mum said...

Jesu

At what age was such wickedness orchestrated?? 😲 😲 😲

Olaide Ogunmola said...

My own school mother was my elder sister, right from secondary school, sometimes I wished we could be separated but I never knew my village people were laffing. We even gain admission into dsame university at the same time. I remembered when I was in ss1, my elder sister was try with secondary school, and I was so popular that juniors student wanted me as their school mother, naso I picked two girls and a boy as my pikins( the biggest mistake of my life), one of the girl would always tell me to buy something for her, since am her school mother, with my 100 naira, I bought something worth of 70 naira and spend the remaining, naso the girl go appear immediately the bell rang for break, I couldn't talk, sometimes I once tot the girl was using juju for me. She sometimes tell me to help her
look for money up to 300 naira, that's when I knew I entered one chance. I decided to start hiding my money under desk, whenever she comes I will just empty my pocket for her and sneaked to the food vendor to buy stuff. there was a particular time, I left the class immediately the teacher left, I was so happy that the stupid/winch school daughter will be disappointed not to see me in class, I went straight to que, it was almost my turn when I felt a hand which covered my eyes, my heart skipped and I touched the student to knw who was it, when I touched the ear and I couldn't find any ear rings, I was so happy. I just turned to see who was that, it was my school son, who said I promised him money. O boy I no fit talk, cos as a good school mother, as I was buying 50 snacks for him, naso the winch school daughter appeared, she said she had been looking for me in the class, and the class monitor told her where I was. Naso I no fit cry. tru out the school period, naso I dey fight my class mate who did any small mistake. I got tired and summon courage say I no do mother again, not knowing the girl won't stay long in the school. I doubt if the gal go still remember me cos she left in Jss1. Original

slimqueen said...

2005.art class

Fab Mum said...

She was mean iphiey. Really mean. Ha, maryann that will wait outside when people have gone to fetch water very far place during water scarcity, she will shout hey, you, take that water to my dorm. Then take the other to so so hostel. That's for me. Water that people want to use o. Lol. I'll just be in my hostel trying to figure out how I'll go and look for water and someone will come and say maryann asked me to give you this water. 😲😲😲

Anonymous said...

My school father (Papi) dah year na sure guy, very intelligent and handsome. All the babes dey catch cold anytime him waka pass and na so I go dey feel fly like say na presidential something. The only place wey coma dey be say Papi na stammerer….oh boy, if the tin hold Papi today, but him manage am sha. Papi treat me well no be small, I no do labour, I no serve any kind of punishment, provision dey flow, I no even dey enter dining hall…the food dey com meet me where I dey. I no sabi say Papi get issue with Principal dah year as a prefect. One day as me and Papi dey talk outside, na so Principal come begin halla say why Papi go dey outside instead wey him go dey read prepare for WAEC- oh boy, na so Principal say na truancy, therefore make me I give Papi 7 knock for head…see me see wahala, and other students and seniors dey there dey watch. Mehn, afraid and confusion embrace me instantly, how I go knock Papi, how I go disobey Principal? I weak, I fear, I tremble, I wan run…but to where naa?? Na so Papi come waka near me say make me I just obey the Principal give him the knock….i say Papi you mean am, but I no fit naa, Papi say do am. Na so I pick race run comot from school oo cos I no fit knock Papi. I go back house stay two weeks as I form sick- I no fit tell parental wetin happen. Exactly two weeks later na parental return me back to school, I come hear gist say both Principal and Papi (and some other prefects no dey the school again). The gist be say, Papi and the other prefect use one of their class mate set Principal up…the girl claim say Principal dey molest am, so the mata go haywire and then come suspend Principal till investigation is concluded…and Papi and him friends come go enroll WAEC for another school to avoid “victimization”. I breath reach ground and I decided no more school father and no more school mother. But if na you, you for knock Papi??

Anonymous said...

What a sweet happy ending!

Eka Joy said...

Cool story bro, cool story.

Anonymous said...

She should have also taught you English.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha!

Eka Joy said...

Copper wire ni

Eka Joy said...

English pls!

Anonymous said...

Errorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr wetin u write so?u no read ur stupid english before postin it?ontop 10k u rait dis kan ingilishi?wtf

Cynthia Iyede said...

Lmao @ I hate FAT. You hennn!

Anonymous said...

Oga /Madam Miracle as a matter of urgency, tomorrow go back to wherever you school and collect all your school fees.
Weda na you fail the system or the system na im fail you e no consine me, just go and collect inugo? Godhavemercy

Anonymous said...

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Anonymous said...

Phew πŸ˜…. Wtf was that?

Iphie dearie said...

Bwahahaahha. Took me a while to read every but I'm rolling on the ground laughing.
Papi bring head for knockπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Sista Jane said...

You are right Entre. It is well.

Iphie dearie said...

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That girl was just a Chinchin.
But you were really nice ooh.

Elias Miracle said...

my school mother as of then Senior lucy was two years ahead of me i met her during my first day in the boarding house during my JSS1 ,she was a roommate. I got carried away by her pretense caring nature and accepted her as my school mother. back then on the entrance of a new junior student into the dormitory senior ones would surround the person with welcome and request for school daughtership .what broke up apart was the issue of missing exercise book belonging to a senior roommate. the book and other textbooks were given to senior lucy to convey to the dormitory. she in turn transferred the task of conveying the nooks to me. as we sat in the dining after lunch with seniors taking their exit first ,I felt a movement took something out of my bag which was beside me and opened as a result of the bigger textbooks nd long note. I looked immediately inside the bag and discover one long notebook was missing ,looked around but the thief seem to disappeared into thin air. mmm imagine the kind severe punishment I would received for losing a senior roommate took at the middle of the term with the full note copied already in it.I couldn't imagine it nd decided to denied knowledge of it after all why did senior lucy transfer her assigned task to me. on getting to the dormitory I was asked of the books which i present my senior roommate check and found out one missing i claimed not to have any knowledge if it.my school mother was scolded and subjected to corporal punishment nd flogging since she was responsible for it missing nd also for negligence of her assigned task. na there hell start for me nd my school mother later on we disowned each other.she started looking for every slight opportunity to frustrate me the result was not funny. and that was the end of school motherism for me.

I need both Visa And a good husband from God said...

Linda when are you going to repent and stop doing lesbo

Iphie dearie said...

Aaawwwww
I have heard of him.

deltamama said...

Eka joy,English professor, please face your front.

I need both Visa And a good husband from God said...

May you win

Anonymous said...

I had one girl,you won't believe she was just 1 class ahead of me.
When my Dad brought me to this new school s to begin my jss3. en u know na,with me looking so white and skinny i was hot like fire.
The first person we met was this dark skinned curvy tall student my dad asked for the admin block and she took us there ,she kept staring at me for no reason but after that incident she started avoiding me for no reason too.But her best friend called Gloria was interested in me she told me she wants to be my school mother,and i accepted with immediate effect bc among others she was trying so hard to impress me,but my head was already messed up with thoughts of her friend who was snubbing me at any slightest opp.
I collected gifts from Gloria, and other intending school mothers Pants,socks,money,in my first term and all the while this her friend still didn't like me for no reason.

I started looking for ways to talk to her,i go to the library only when i know her she has passed to read to the canteen only when she's there,i was trying to always show my self where ever she is, to get noticed all to no avail.
Until one day,it was dark,you know then no cell phone for kids unlike now,this her friend was in her up bunk,coz Gloria is usually down,i couldn't find Gloria as I was about leaving this girl just drag and pulled me up me to to her bunk,at first was scared and wanted to scream then she just with her hands covered my mouth,through the candle light i could see it was her,she covered us both her wrapper,and started asking me why i was stalking her? I couldn't say a word,she asked again,do you like me? I was too shocked to respond ,i was just in jss3
Then she kissed my lips softly and asked again do you like me?and again and again i still didn't say anything, we both kissed for a very long time she caress my hair and kept on telling me how she likes me and how beautiful i am and all i did was smile sheepishly and got wet like ogbono.

And for whatever reasons i liked it so much. She sucked my boobs and sucked my pussy and omg! it was mind blowing,we held hands tight, until it was very very dark then she escorted me back,to my hostel.

less i forget to mention, Gloria came back and asked her how u dey now? she said fine and Gloria went to sleep,I guess she knew she was Lesbos already bc she didn't ask nothing about who was in the bunk.

And that was how,this girl started avoiding me again,i could not read nor focus i became sick ,i never wanted to see Gloria even with all her gifts and love.
I visit Gloria frequently at her bunk just to see this girl,yet she won't give me any attention until one day she was going to have her bath I
i sneaked and dragged her behind the building, and she gave me a dirty slap,and asked me if i was mad? I asked her why she was avoiding me? she said coz i don't like her and then i shouted mogbe! Me that is dying since? that i swear i can't sleep,i can't eat and then she kissed me and asked me to wait for her in her bunk,and guess what? there was gloria reading lol.
I didn't know what to do, i couldn't sneak in was just looking at her reading ,Gloria never for one day told me her feelings for me but i knew she wanted something,I felt pity for her when she saw me and her friend apparently she knew what was up already,she hissed closed her books abs was about walking out. Her friend rushed to her and said gloria ,Gloria i am in love with her.hahahahaha! and Gloria gave her a punch.hahahhaa!no be small thing that year o.
They became sworn enemies and my dear that was where the competition on who i love the most came up,but loved the other girl the most,it was a deadly passion, an unexplainably feeling,we was deep as in deep into ourselves.
Until bf her waec,her parents changed her school, I almost went mad,dreamt of her and her to forget about her.


I need both Visa And a good husband from God said...

I thank the Lord for saving you

I need both Visa And a good husband from God said...

What is skool
Are you a tout

Sista Jane said...

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Anonymous said...

When i got to the univ,started dating guys and all that i forgot i ever has feelings for girls ,but i never forgot this girl for one day.
I started doing research on how to get her after my graduation,i moved to lag got a job in lekki and ran into her younger sister my joy knew no bounds.
And she gave me her number. I didn't know the younger sister had told her she saw me and gave me her number.

I couldn't call her for weeks i would stare at the number and won't call didn't know what to expect until i picked courage and send a text she called me back immediately and asked i was crazy? Why didn't her call her all the while that she has been waiting! I was amazed. She asked where i was? said lekki.She wanted to see me that same night but i wasn't sure,how i looked ,if she would like me if i was too skinny am just like eku edewor or what is her name ?and She lives in lekki same as me .

We finally met, and guess what? She hasn't stopped thinking about me too she couldn't stop touching me people were just staring we were a restaurant. After a week She brought me to her house as a guest who just relocated from the usa and just got a job in lekki lmao (so hubby no go code) who was seeking accommodation and has to stay over @hers until she got one. meanwhile, i had my house o
She was married to this young cute chief a politician, she lives in a duplex, off course i was living in a studio apartment.
I was at the basement, we fucked every night bf her husband comes home,this was the real deal,what i had @the hotel years back was just play story.
We had hot sex,she would carry me up on her laps,she carries me and f**k me while standing she is so energetic, I gives her lap dance ,we take alcohol,eat p**y use the strap on and stay happy.she moved me to a better apartment, introduce me to some good biz and made my life better. She doesn't joke with me at all i have all i need she is heaven sent
We still fuck its been over 5years i just got married last year after she mount pressure on me and it has changed nothing bc we both love and f*"k each other deeply .

The end of my school mother story .

ifeoma tundeasolo said...

I had a school mother then in JS1, her name is Nwamaka, she's so nice to a fault! She made me recovered my self esteem...yeah I lost it since I was like 9years!!! She told me to believe I my self, I look forward to going to sch daily cos of her! She was in boarding hse while am a day student.... afternoon sch per say, the day she came to talk to me, she told me that she saw something in me, cos am always quite and timid,i was eager to hear what she saw in me, cos my auntie saw a never do well, my teachers saw dull student, my parents..... a long story!!! But Nwamaka saw a hidden star!!! She brought out that star in me and since then it has never stopped shinning!!! I became the best in the whole sch, and also joined the debate group! Funny enough, she has a school mother too!!! Who I called senior mother and call Nwaka mother! The two were God sent, I always had enough to eat and study time, At home I barely have food, and it's all work, work!! When Nwamaka graduated when am in SS1, I ran out of school and out of my Auntie's home to go back to look for my parents!! I attended MIC Enugu. It has Morning Session for the rich and afternoon senior for the Maids!! Nwamaka tru ur help, I have become a shinning star among stars!! Am proud to know u, u re God sent!

The Lifted said...

All the jugdinas I'm here clapping for you all.
As I typed my story I was simply having fun because today's topic reminded me of those teenage days.
My first time of commenting in this Saturday gist segment & it was fun writing. The money? That is the least of my concern. The few times I comment on any thing on this blog I do it because i feel like & not to impress any body ,so keep your corrections to yourselves .

Anonymous said...

You have officially become a rapist, same as the people who we insult

Rocky said...

Wow... I like this story too

Anonymous said...

Haha is that Salamatu or Kofo NNSS Ogo class of 2000?

Eka Joy said...

Pronouns pls!

Anonymous said...

Ikwakwakwakwakwa
Anonymouses,make una kuku kee me
This person surely needs a Miracle. This your name never begin work for your life.

Fab Mum said...

Anon, does this look like a story to you?? I didn't even type the supposed story. Just briefing which a lot of people did above. If 10k is your worry, please send beloved an email with your bank details. She has my email. I'll send the 10k immediately I see your bank details.
On that note, have a good night. I await your details really.

Anonymous said...

Delta mama, I know Edo/Delta girls are backward book wise, this your own takes the crown. Hope you acquired a skill like hairdressing or tailoring.

Fab Mum said...

How did you not so bothered self calm down and become buddies with him??🀣

Nice story..

Anonymous said...

You typed this nonsense and kept it. Now you came into this post and without reading the heading proceeded to copy and paste it here multiple times. You are a goat.

Fab Mum said...

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This is really funny.

Anonymous said...

Kwakwakwakwakqak
Wicked anons full this post

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha. Kwajqjajakwakwa
You wicked anons

Anonymous said...

And your dad was a bad man

Anonymous said...

Miracle, you need that miracle right now in your life

Anonymous said...

Those your mates will later grow in to wicked politicians and armed robbers

BIZ said...

U r very stupid for asking me such..n wots ur biz wit my own?

BIZ said...

U r very daft for asking me such..n wots ur biz wit my own?

Anonymous said...

How do i hide my daughter from your kinds ooo jehover.

Anonymous said...

Na wa o am just scared for my daughter.

Anonymous said...

If this story is true, the writer of that letter must be a murderer by now. Chai!!!

Anonymous said...

Say what!!! Kuku was a lesbian?!! We attended both fggc ow and UNN! Oh wow! I can not believe my ears!! Which means she was doing it with the governor's daughter that she was rolling with in UNI hahahaha .. Kuku was cool oo chai konji things ooo

Andromeda O said...

Fab mum, dude was persistent o.
He had an infectious smile, would crack jokes and make us all laugh.
He'd make music out of any situation too!
My class was the in thing then as other classes wanted Senior Seye.
He was the classic TDH with pink lips, but I wasn't about that.
I just liked him and he did too.
All my aloofness just came crumbling downπŸ˜‚
My school sis though (the other girl drooling) was madly in love with him.
Oh the memoriesπŸ€“

The First Lady said...

Hahahaha
Who is this pained anon that has been all over the place leaving mean comments on pples post?
You go dey alright oh

Beloved said...

*Draws curtain

Very nice Entries...well done everyone
I was really entertained.

But we can only but have one winner for this week.
One Comment has already been picked For the cash PRIZE πŸ˜†πŸ˜‰
cheers to next week...stay tuned


....Signing out Beloved~SDK BLOG PA

Beloved said...

Anon 17:19 πŸ˜€πŸ˜
I am here

Beloved said...

Anon I am still waiting for your account details o. Shebi you want to try My Fab Momma. You never see something.

Fab mum for president!!!!

Beloved said...

Seriously 🀦🀦🀦🀦

Beloved said...

🀦🀦🀦🀦🀦

the diplomat said...

myne was like a church mother, my friend then wanted a church mother but i was like its not so bad let me also get one , and the lady actually agreed to be my school/church mother but told me to asked my mum cuz she wanted to gift me some clothes. my mama vex die, say she don ever tell me say she no fit take care of me, asked meif i want disgrace her,. she was so angry. so that was how i lost my first and only school/church mother.

LAGOSFINEST 007 said...

Lol your write up killed me.im rolling on the floor with laughter

Anonymous said...

Kuku was in my class as well.wow!

My two kobo said...

What??? Jeeezzz...i attended FGGC Owerri, she was my junior. Are you for real???

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