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Friday, 24 November 2017

Things You Should Not Do On A First Time Date

 Self Proclaimed Instagram Relationship expert Joro Olumofin talks about going on a date for the first time with a guy and the things you shouldn't do if you are a lady!....Nice piece and a must read if you plan a weekend first time date..LOL

''Do not lie that you are a VIRGIN!''...hehehehehe





Don't take your friends along with you when he invites you on a date 

Don't go to his house unannounced 

Don't ask him for money 

Don't compare him to your ex or talk about your ex, only if he requests 

Don't get drunk on your first outing with him

Don't wear see through or exposing outfits on your first outings 

Don't bore him with all your family or personal issues ( my house caught fire, my AC is not working, my rent is due )

Don't talk about Marriage on a first date 

Don't pry about the size of his pocket, his earnings or the car he drives ( Do you drive a G wagon ? Are you a millionaire ? )

Don't be too quick to post his picture on instagram, Facebook, (social media) etc

Don't go out without "vex money" or a simple transport fare "bailout" money

Don't lie you're a virgin and don't lie about your age ( Some ladies say they're 22 when they're 29)

Don't order what you don't know how to eat or you're allergic to all because you're forming sophisticated 

Don't ask to meet his Mother or Father. Only if he suggests 

Don't be rude or nasty to the waiter or waitress just because you want To impress or be a Diva 

Don't talk to him about your body count or guys you've slept with. YOUR STANDARD / DEFAULT body count is (2) guys 

Don't form British or American accent or any form of accent you can't keep up with

Don't think you're an automatic girlfriend after the first Sexual Encounter 
When your friends call you on a date don't describe him in a derogatory manner eg I'm with that guy who has Bastard Money 

Don't start leaving clothes and tooth brush stylishly at his place


29 comments:

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

Na exam

Lipstick said...

Who still listens to Joromi Olu-muffin.

By the way, he wasn't invited to BAAD. Ahh, ele yi gidi gan ohh

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

Lipstick take ya time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Anonymous said...

Don't order what you don't know how to eat.

Lipstick said...

Mama Ejima, i thought he was a friend to the friend of the groom.

So Toolz hubby could not get him an invite. Loooooooooooooooool

Chyluv! said...

Lipstick 😁😁😁

Ola Yemi said...

I agree with some of his writeup.

Bubul said...

Please tell him if you have vagina smell. Don't slay on the out ward appearance n spray perfume on your pant while the main thing smells like rotten fish. Treat your vagina smell b4 you agree to date and have sex. That stuff is a turn off for men. My male friend told me a story about a queen he was crushing on n is so sad her thing smells bad . Please use deodorant on your armpit, shave your pubic region. If you do nt have money for deodorant use lemon or lime fruit on the armpit.

Marvel said...

Do not leave your personal effects at a guys place even when you both are steady especially once you have a reason not to trust him.Girls are really desperate. Just heard a story of how a girl left her brush and undies at her bf's place only for another of his gf to come and take it and go spiritual with it. It took God's intervention for us to finally know the genesis of how all her sudden woes started.

Chidinma Grace said...

I thought he is talking about first time date"? Where did "don't stylishly leave tooth brush and clothes in his house" come from? And other things.

Ebuka's Agbada said...

For the guys:

Don't pick your nose.

I say don't pick your nose.

Don't scratch your balls.

Don't scratch your armpit and sniff.

Wear nice perfume. Don't drown your stale sweat and body grease in perfume. Abeg baff.

Don't wind down and spit thick balls of hot mucus while driving with your date no matter how gifted you are.

You are driving, 'piss haf catch you' immediately park,jump out and bring out your straw. After waving your straw repeatedly, you still bring that same hand to CARESS ya date? HOW?

Oga stick to one accent, anything more is a headache.

Don't disgrace yasef. If you don't have money, sit down in your father's house and gently pick your nose. Don't invite babe out and after eating, begin 'yarning I forgot my ATM'. * yimu

After the date, call to find out if she got home safely. ( Basic Manners)

Again, don't pick your nose.


SANDY YO said...

👍👌😎

SANDY YO said...
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SANDY YO said...

This is hilarious.😀😀😀😅😆😅

yellowsisi said...

All these many rules for single and searching ladies......Abeggy!!!.

Bubul said...

Ebuka's Agbada you are so funny. 'Dont scratch your balls' hahhaha. That got me laughing. Just imagine it, so embarrassing.

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There is no manual for relationships. if you are in it just enjoy it.. simple

Yellowsisi said...

Joro Joro.......The relationship expert.

Blackberry said...

Lmaoooo anony thank you o, I ordered for one Greek salad like dat, I almost puked, I had to manage n eat it, I use two hours eat salad, my throat n tummy rejected it but I didn't want to fall my hand, Hehehehee u need to see my eyes, I was chewing n chewing, dude was like, u never see anything, hahahaaaahaaa, lurrd.

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

Na wa oh see list

Blackberry said...

Abeg I need privacy on a date o, no third parties, n let's go to ya zanga!

sholetoga said...

I expected him to include that one should have a first date in a public place.....

DON™ said...

It's not a must for him to be there.

DON™ said...

😂.. Were!

DON™ said...

Your head dey there.. 😂

DON™ said...

is not compulsory

Anonymous said...

Lol ...

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Awwwww.... and I love Greek salad oh! Maybe it was the dressing?

Randolph Mark said...

BlackBerry your head dey there

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