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Tuesday, 12 December 2017

Boredom Eliminating Post..

This isnt easy!!!







If i must choose one,let me choose the snoring please!..lol


85 comments:

Stella maris Baby said...

A farting partner
I hate to hear noise when am sleeping.

Chike TEFLON said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



Non of the above

Chike TEFLON said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Non of the above.

CHI EXOTIC said...

Haba! None abeg

If I say snoring, gosh I won't be able to sleep at night
Farting nko? Ewwwwww

I should choose one? Make I manage farting partner. One thing must kill a man.

Zinny Chocolate said...

A farting partner. I can't deal with a snoring partner, I might just end up covering your nose with cotton wool.

Kiks said...

Don't just snore, snort join. Far
gini?

Default Smile said...

Farting pls
Snoring hell no

Rex said...

Snoring.. I am not moved by snoring no matter how "konk" it is.. but farting pls pls, I can even puke from a bad smell, so snoring is fine.

Beautiful Heart said...

If I must choose then it'll be a farting partner. That one won't take sleep away from me.

Weed Chic said...

Snoring abeg. We go dey do competition πŸ™ŠπŸ‘£πŸ‘£πŸ‘£πŸ‘£

Anonymous said...

Non abeg

Anonymous said...

farting pls.. i like it when my girl farts in my presence, smell or no smell, it proves shes free n has no secret frm me lol

ThatYorubaChic#wifenotcook said...

A snoring partner biko, i cant comman die of bad odour

Hottest Chic said...

I can manage a snoring partner but farting partner is a No No!! cos some fart can wake the dead. Some will go and cling to the curtains and start booming again when you shake the curtains.

Anonymous said...

Snoring please.
I only have to deal with that issue when he is asleep. If you like snore like a faulty train, I'd fall deep asleep when sleep comes knocking.

There are times when farting becomes really annoying, especially when you least expect it. It is only funny when the person notifies you. You can choose to either run away from the spot or stay an inhale the 'aroma'.
Abeg unexpected 'mess'can be very annoying.

Andromeda O said...

Farting abeg.
My sister will say mess no get toilet,
Snoring I can't stand.
I go just leave house for you.

SteffySoFynSoFlySoJuicySoNaughty said...

i used to think a farting partner is better than a snoring partner until i heard a loud thunderous noise that was capable of ripping an anus apart come out from a ex anus and it smelt like a dead rotten rat, rabbit,cat and mouse all joined together then and there i realized that snoring can be good music to the mind lol. i could still smell it when i close my eyes for days after the mess. to those guys who feel its ok to fart in presence of your girlfriends bcoz you feel its good to be yourself around your partners, guess what? thats bullshit, it sucks. stop it, anyway i dumped him in my head that moment, waited still i got the cheque he promised me and then i sent him a text when i got home saying "ITS OVER,I CANT STAND YOUR FART" and that was it.







*hangs leg on the wall*

Ajayi Adekemi said...

why is life this hard?

Anonymous said...

I would say a farting partner, but the thing is my hubby does both unapologetically πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ so you see. I no get choice😩

Kele Bobo said...

Lwkmd...none please!!!

Beautiful Heart said...

Huhn? Lmao

Cynthia Iyede said...

Kai mennn!

Let me go with the farts biko. All I need to do is ensure he gets use to taking water in the morning so he can use the loo, that way even if he farts, it won't smell. The farts might reduce too. Snoring is a no no abeg.

DavinaRose said...

If the fart doest stink, we are good to go. My ex was a lord in the farting department.
As for snoring, I think over time you get used it.
I lived with a female cousin in the past whose snoring was like a moving trailer with a bag engine, we slept on the same bed. Over time I got used to it.
I can probably deal with both under the above circumstance when love is present.

Cynthia Iyede said...

😁😁

Cynthia Iyede said...

Hehehehe

Greatlady. said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

anonymous to bahd said...

What about people who fart loser than they snore, like Kidjo? U never jam, Kidjo farted one day time went backwards by one hour!
She recently threatened to fart-bomb me recently, I bought ticket and relocated! I'm currently under witness protection from her farts!

anonymous to bahd said...

Hmmm, all of una Wey dey choose farting partner, una obviously no dey use a/c. God forbid I'm in am a/c room & someone like you-know-who farts! Those evil green dead fish smell farts! Chaiiii! Your liver & kidney will fail! And yes, mess dey get colour!

ThatYorubaChic#wifenotcook said...

This is just too funny. Steff, who do you this thing?

Anonymous said...

@Stella maris Baby
Na your type dey dangerous pass
Your fart no de make noise at all
And you go deny say you don ever fart!

Silent operator!

Kiara kiara said...

Snoring partner definitely...... I would be asleep also.

Farting partner..............chai!!! you can imagine your partner farting in public..........no no no

Kiara kiara said...

Snoring partner definitely...... I would be asleep also.

Farting partner..............chai!!! you can imagine your partner farting in public..........no no no

Anonymous said...

If na fart you dey take sabi who get secret
Na im be say you go marry Devil put for house!

nnuku Sexy pant-like boxers. 08170506432 Order now said...

Manage farting

Anonymous said...

Hottest chick you get experience for this kin thing
Na to use your fart cook for gas cooker na im remain!

Anonymous said...

Your nyansh na that kind wey dey get valve, you go just dey release the thing sssssssssssssss. Persin go think say na ball dey leak!

ThatYorubaChic#wifenotcook said...

Werey re o

ORIAKU said...

Oga's fart is like trailer horn. Chimooo!! I don talk taya.

Anonymous said...

Your head correct jareh...if I cannot fart in the presence of my partner it simply means he's public since I can't fart in public

Anonymous said...

Please send me his number we'll make an awesome partner 'cos my own pass his own

Anonymous said...

Haaahahaha@ cling the cuntainted! !!!!! Nawaohhhh

Anonymous said...

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†my goodness , u are funny though

Angrybenuegirl�� said...

Hmmm! I will pick (with vex)farting Oh😒😒😒... thats how i went to my Ex place for the weekend and the dude decided to sing "opera" in his sleep. Heavenly sense took over and I ported to the next room. See me sleeping like a baby😁, next thing I heard someone calling my name thinking it was all a dream. Uncle started vexing (imagine) that I left him all alone, so I can't stand his snoringπŸ˜†, is this how we will do the marriage? (Which marriage) as u can see he is an "Ex" (ah, not becos of snoring oh) Lol

Atheist ™ said...

lol

Justyswt said...

Hmmmmmmmmm, I will take a farting partner. I hate my sleep being disturbed.

Rukky Cakes Abuja said...

snoring partnero

Eka Joy said...

Farting abeg.

Snoring irritates me a lot. How I no go fit sleep because u dey sleep

SUGAR. said...

A farting partner please!! πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

pixiedust said...

Can you imagine.... hahaha

pixiedust said...

Hahaha...as a corpse that he isπŸ˜€

Anonymous said...

snoring is a NO to me,i hv a nebo dat i wonder how his wife goes 2 sleep with dat kind of noise. u can hear it 4rm d gate dat 1 is out of dis world i swear at times d tin d do as if e wan kill d gay sef. na pity i d pity dem so

Blackberry said...

Hahahahaha...I like u o! Very easy to cover ya eyes.

Blackberry said...

None, lemme not purge cos of bad odor.

DON™ said...

Nome of the above.. πŸ˜‚

sugar babe said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

SuperMom said...

A farting partner.

sugar babe said...

I've been laughing since evening Kai,some people suppose to be comedian. As for me,I prefer snoring i can't deal with the messy,messy partner.

Handsome Beast said...

Some people snore as if they amplifier in their body, my old choir master.. lol

SteffySoFynSoFlySoJuicySoNaughty said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha I swear my lungs failed me that horrible day. Jeeeeez I can't stand mess mbok.








*hangs leg on the wall*

anonymous to bahd said...

Not to be grose, but I farted once, unexpectedly, & the hairs around my anus got singed and had that burning hair smell, plus's my anus hurt for several seconds! I think I read something and laughed and let one rip! I was shook! My own fart shook me! Irony is, it didn't smell, well if you don't count the burning anus hair as smell sha.

Olabisi Evelyn said...

Farting abeg

Anonymous said...

Snore

Stella maris Baby said...

Lol @ Anonymous
πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Stella maris Baby said...

Cotton wool kwa,how can he breath.
Chai!!!

Stella maris Baby said...

Exactly
I don't play with my nite sleep

Stella maris Baby said...

Lolzz

Yemi7up said...

Farting better o. Smell can not kill but snoring efori buruku.

Stella maris Baby said...

Lol at which marriage.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear😒😒.What do I now do? My husband and I re a combination of both.

I'm the Farting (smelling mess)partner.He is the bomb snoring partner.We compliment each other.It is wellπŸ˜•

Push up said...

I don't know about farting, but I hate when people snore. When my hubby snores I keep adjusting his head until he gets his snorelsss position right, at the end of the day he also doesn't get any sleep, I just can't stand it

Kidjo(It's A New Dawn) said...

Farting o,infact eh, my boo and I use to compete in the farting department. And I'm proud to say I'm currently leading..it was (me)41:30(him) the last time πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
All hail the queen of fart(me), my mess fit wake up the deadπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Kidjo(It's A New Dawn) said...
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Kidjo(It's A New Dawn) said...

Anonymous toh bahd, you re not serious o πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
Ordinary fart naim u dey fear.
Fear fear, lazy man

Anonymous said...

Gross*
I was shocked*

Anonymous said...

I and my babe always do the fart competition,so no prob there.for snoring the only time i have a problem is when theres no light,thats because i will be restless.

Anonymous said...

My girlfriend can fart and snore at the same time,and to think she is a very beautiful gal,like her snore can wake the neighbours. I wonder how her boyfriends cope.me I'm always irritated whenever she comes around and tries to sleep over...

Arsenal Firstlady said...

I can't stand a snoring person not until i went to see 1 of my friend, chai the guy wan use mess kill me. With so offensive odour the next morning, I have a protruded Tommy cos of the atomic bomb he was releasing all through the night and that was the end of the relationship. I can go with snoring pls

charitybino said...

Heaven please

Anonymous said...

Snoring abeg. Me and my boyfriend de snore like train. I am very conscious about farting. We both don’t fart in front of each other. We fart in the toilet. But I hear his fart and it’s like thunder. It doesn’t smell bad and his poo is not that bad. My own shit however!!!!! Very deadly o. Until marriage before he smell that one make him no go run. Hahhahahaha

Paul Okah said...

Na to mess sure pass o,especially when you chop aboki kwuli kwuli. Snoring is very irritating. Ladies hardly snore, but obese people do, especially due to sleeping position. I have a neighbour whose snoring is like a second nature and can be heard miles away. Wonder how his wife/kids sleep at night,lol!

Ruby said...

HahahahahahahahHahahahahahah
This sounds really familiar

Anonymous said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Now this is hilarious!

Krixtee said...

Hahahaha!!!!!you want t kill person?
This got me crackingπŸ˜€πŸ˜

Krixtee said...

Hahahaha!!!!!you want t kill person?
This got me crackingπŸ˜€πŸ˜

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