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Thursday, 21 December 2017

Man With World's Longest Blokos 'Registered As Disabled' Because Of The Length

A Mexican man believed to have the world's largest 'blokos'has officially been registered as disabled... LMAO!!!




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Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, from the northern town of Saltillo, has an 18.9inch manhood which he created himself by stretching it using weights.

But he is now receiving government handouts despite refusing to get a reduction because he hopes to find work in the American porn industry.





He said: 'I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees. I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.


Culled from Daily Mail.co.uk



56 comments:

  1. Disabled? For real? Lmao. Who would he use it on? That's like a death sentence

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  2. Wait o!! He did this to himself?
    Na wah oooo!!

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  3. Lols, I dey hail this man o. His girlfriend don suffer

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  4. *stiffles laugh* *no sir, me no laugh*

    Any woman that mistakenly agrees to have sex with this one will be disabled, disfigured, dismantled for life.

    All ye 'bolaji' blokos lovers gather for selfie.

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    1. We are right behind you ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… but this one pass us o

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    2. Ahahahha.... Lols. I just know I will find Kidjo here. She no dey dissapoint for Brothe Bolaji Blokos matters... Eheheheh...

      You are one hell of a crazy girl Becky.

      And thanks for making laugh this afternoon. Its been work work work! Xmas should come and go abeg.๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    3. Fada lawd ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    4. Ageless T, don't you know that I'm the minister of blokos affair๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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  5. Oh My God!

    What is this?
    This JT will definely shift someone's womb.

    Eleyi bad gan

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    1. This one will shift heart join, can you imagine he wants to find work in porn industry, to sleep with who kwanu with his weapon of organ destruction. Hian!

      I think he should give lessons on JT elongation, for those that are deficient in that area. Lol!

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    2. only womb? it'd reach your throat

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    3. Throat ke? It will be coming out of your mouth sef.

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  6. This one pass horse own ooo.

    Chai. Oga it is well. You can register and become anything, i agree with you.

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  7. Oh my God.
    Dis is serious, dey should cut it into half. Lol

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  8. OMG, this is cray cray

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  9. What a life. Porn ke, will he not kill the partner in one attempt.

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  10. Weapon of mass destruction, it's a pity how he caused a problem fr himself.

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  11. Nah. Stoopeet.! This ain't no disability! This is a blessing!!!

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    1. Blessing kwa? you can be his girlfriend ba ๐Ÿ˜†

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  12. He hopes to get a job in the porn industry?
    With an endless hole or what?
    This man di mean๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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    1. ahahahah... a job to drill a bottomless pit.

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  13. I think i like what i am seeing kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

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  14. I like what i am seeing kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

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  15. shift let me faint mbok. if this amu enter person na die be that oooh. this is sickening.






    *hangs leg on the wall*

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  16. Chai! Where are those that always love it huge and womb shifting? e ja de o. hahaha. Eeyah. I feel sorry for him.

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  17. Loool,o better ooo,eleyi ma koja onofun gaan ni,especially if he go enter from back,na to come out from d woman mouth in...kikikikiki.

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  18. Huh! ๐Ÿ˜ท

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  19. There is hope for a 'length-challenged' man out there. If you have a woman-made surname like biro cover,cigarette...attached to your name,here is proof that you can grow and extend past that deficiency and finally discard that tag.
    Ladies,please share this post and make someone happy this Christmas.

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  20. LMAO ๐Ÿ˜. This one pass propeller oh! Womb shifter!!. Is he married? Shout out to all the ladies he have gbenshed....LMAO ๐Ÿ˜

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  21. The Human Octopus...

    His tailor should make room for the third leg. It should be a three-legged trousers, not two anymore. Tripod styled...

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  22. Even the American porn industry is terrified.

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    1. Blackberry, come carry your spec oh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    2. @blackberry, this one pass you abi?

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  23. Hmmmm...this one could pass for fulani herds men sanda!god forbid this kind thin.

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  24. This type is good for stefysofynsofly. She doesn't needs to hang her long legs on the cupboard

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  25. Ele yin gidigon! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ This dick nor get rival o, the real bolaji blokos๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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  26. Ele yin gidigon! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ This dick nor get rival o, the real bolaji blokos๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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    1. I hate you this girl honestly....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      And the Brother Bolaji is Probably scabashing somewhere not knowing his Blokos is making him great here o... Lol

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    2. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… Uncle bolaji special blokos

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    3. @Ageless T, did you just say scabbash. I smell OAU prod

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  27. Wey all the girls that want it BIG and LARGE?

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  28. America pop industry, this one go kill person oo Abeg allow me faint..

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