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Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Boredom Eliminating Post




Nigerian Ladies used to be Romantic but not anymore..

65 comments:

  1. Who romance help bikonu ?

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    1. e help me oh.

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    2. When ya name na "bitter leaf"; the one wey them never wash, na so ya life go be na.

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  2. Hey big head ☺️


    Is that not lomance?😳

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  3. Firstlady blessing16 May 2018 at 18:04

    who being "romantic" epp

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    1. All u asking who e epp, youve never tasted true romance thats why.

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  4. Let me describe Nigerian ladies for you:

    Moneymantic
    Nairamantic
    Abroadmantic
    blokosmantic
    cucumbermantic
    forkmantic
    Abortiomantic
    Chroniclemantic

    Errrrhhhhhmmmmmmhhhh
    Aristomantic
    Husbandstatchmantic
    Errhhrrrmmmmmhhhhhhh

    Make I go sheet . . . I dey come . . .

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    1. Evul shild 🤦🤦🤦🤦

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    2. How do you describe Nigeria men?
      Supergluehands
      Freebiesearchers
      Chewinggumboys
      Mama thank you
      Lazy milking miracles
      Tomboys
      One minutes noodles
      Pen cover d*cks
      50 Naira carrot size d*cks
      Big mouths
      Chop n clean mouths
      Irresponsible baby daddies
      Over grown babies
      Beard gangs
      Yahoo yahoo
      Fake accents
      Empty pockets Acc bal 0.00
      My aunty to the rescue
      Aunty my smooth foot!
      Sidechicks keepers
      Unrepentant liars
      Some are now sleeping with their daughters
      Tramadol gulpers
      Pit toilet inhalers
      Unromantic from all angles
      Erhhmmmmmmmmhhmmmm
      Make i go sleep


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    3. @18:54
      Na so i pain you reach?
      Na boredom post we dey so/ . . make you no sleep no wake up again o.

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    4. Na waooo
      This Anonymous girl at 18:54 don chop many d*cks o -pen cover, noodle, super glue d*cks bla bla bla
      But She never chop rod upon all the waka.
      Chai, there is God ooooo
      All these d*cks wey you girls dey chop
      All these fake accents wey dey deceive una ooo
      There is God ooooo!

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    5. Anon 18:54
      Your number 9
      😂🙈🙉🙊😘
      Loud it

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    6. Anon 19:53 n 19:58 I know you are the same person. Na so your guilty conscience prick you reach? You don run come answer present. Na your type go dey shout borehole upandan with your 50 naira carrot size d*ck.

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  5. Roma-what?

    Take a flower, make a candle-light dinner etc. for a Nigerian girl and see whether, you go leave that house alive in one piece!

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    1. Ahh! That would be trying to use her for rituals.
      Congratulations your name will be heard in her church in the nearest Sunday because sister is so testifying how she escaped 😂😂😂😂😂


      Anonymous DYKM

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    2. @18:24
      But she no go testify how them fork am fill her tummy and how she carry melecine "flush am out", will she?
      No she won't.

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    3. Lmao @ anonymous 18:35...😳🤣🤣🤣

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  6. I can only reciprocate a romantic man, I'm not a sucker.

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  7. Most of them are romantic when theres cash & the man is willing to spend on them.

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    1. Even Davido said love is sweet when money enters so you don't expect them to be romantic on an empty account

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    2. That's how it should be...

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    3. When did Davido become a role model for love?
      How many sulking baby mama's has he left on his track?
      How many babies "stolen" to be exported?
      How many ladies has he married?

      Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase!

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  8. Your pocket will always determine the the level at any gaddenm time!
    No money no better romance jare!

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  9. This is how romantic a Nigerian lady is:

    Guy: (in borrowed Yankee accent) . . .How are you gurl?
    Naija girl: (mimicking accent, smiling sheepishly): I'm good and you . . .?
    Guy: Good. . . Just back from the United SKates of A . ..
    Naija girl: (more sheepish smile) -I love you, had a dream yesterday that you are coming for me and my six of my pastors confirmed it . . .

    Guy: (smiling at his catch): Yea, in U.S of Afghanistan, that's how we know cool babes . . . I will marr---

    Naija girl: (spreading legs ayakata, thinking about pregnancy and birth abroad; didn't even hear the "A" in that USA) - Come in already, stick it in and finish it off

    Six weeks later:
    Girl's menses no show
    *Guy's phone is unreachable, SM handles wiped*

    Stella's Chronicle topic:
    I met an abroad beast, he raped me and abandoned me and I am pregnant, shall I flush it out?

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    1. The guy rape you and come abandon you
      Before nko?
      You wan make he rape and keep you?

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  10. Hahahahaha...Romagini? Well I never see one. Ola, Chike and Teejay can explain better.

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    1. How will you see when you're a broke ass?

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    2. Dreamcatcher to think he wanted to marry bv ED when he was answering ELASTIC.
      #edastic2017
      God saved ED.

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  11. Most Nigerians confuse "Being Romantic" for how one romances his/her partner or makes love in a satisfying way, No! Theres more to it... its the characteristics you display to express passionate love, you can term it "Lovey dovey"

    So if you take your newly wed bride to a nice hotel near your home & make love then order chinese, that doesnt make you romantic.
    A "hopeless romantic" will have the bed filled with red roses & lit candles all over, room scented with jasmine of the night, and Kenny G doing the honours at the background, even b4 u both walk in.

    If you send her love quotes once a week & pick her daily after work, youre a nice guy sha, but dont confuse it for being a romantic, A romantic guy will send surprise chocolates n flowers to her office with love notes, even wen its not her birthday, assist her to hook her seatbelt as she enters the car.

    When it comes to love making, your satisfaction will come first, if u say Ouch, he'd quickly ask "was that an ouch pain or pleasure? And if hes observant, he can tell the sex is taking too long, & will stop even wen he hasnt cum, unlike an unromantic guy.

    Thats a few instances from a guys perspective..

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  12. Stella if na joke make you continue am

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  13. yessssssss we are. Too romantic as a matter of fact set.

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  14. Yessssss we are. Too much self.

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  15. This thing romanus is general phenomenon, the thing hold both Nigeria men & women na only few understands that term romance & these kinds are few/scarce.
    In fact if you're the type that love attention hmmmm good luck.

    Anonymous DYKM

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  16. Skywhite
    My Chikito, Ugegbe oyibo m is so romantic that I will like to have her as my lady in my next life.

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    1. Lols...I trust you nwanna, that's why I want to be like you.

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  17. Of course, Nigerian ladies are romantic. Just shower them with money and you'll be shocked at the level of romance being exhibited. Remember, NO ROMANCE WITHOUT FINANCE. #my2cents

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  18. romantic? for this stress? if you come back after a hard day and your woman took time to prepare your favourite meal, my dear that is romance ooooo. if you like dey wait for flowers or love songs.

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    1. 😂😂😂😂😂true talk

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  19. Stella wey ma romantic small drama, you don carry am cook soup?

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  20. Truth be told I am only romantic after a huge credit alert wakes me up or when I need something badly from lee boo or on rare occasions when he does something really nice and sweet. Bottom line is my being romantic is dependent on the season.

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  21. Romance gbakwa oku..kwakwakwakwa
    Yard pple its official oxygen is our darling Atheist.Atheist my love I missed u..now all I think is wild thought...wild wild wild thought.

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    1. una don start again?

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    2. anyone that sounds smart now na atheist.

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  22. Anony 18:48, do you want to be unfortunate in life? please answer this question , so i can oblige and sting you with bitterness. you better respect your self. mcheteeeeew!!!

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  23. Yes we are. .especially when love is involved

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  24. Depends on the guy, no one can be romantic in a toxic relationship

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  25. Which Nigeria?..Which ladies?..pfft

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  26. Some ladies are very romantic

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