Tuesday In House News

Late in house news...Dauda continue with your campaign!

 What A Shitty Monday yesterday was...chai,I cannot stop laughing.

you will understand when you read what i am referring to...

Fighting fingers una don wait tire abi?LMAO!

LAPTOP FOR SALE

Hello, Stella. I need to sell my laptop to enable me pay my child's school fee and also settle some domestic issues. Its a hp product and I have used it for about a year and it has never developed any fault. I want to sell it for 50k but its still negotiable. Attached are some pictures, interested buyer can contact me on queenbaza@yahoo.com. I promise to send in some richard card if am able to sell it. Thanks and God bless

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JUICE EXTRACTOR GIVEAWAY.

Hi Stella,

I have a fruit juice extractor to give away, I have used it just once.

Interested person can contact me with email address

Senseworld123@yahoo 

Yaba location preferably 

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TEN KAY GIVE AWAY.

Hi Stella Kork,

God bless you for the beautiful work you are doing...Amen

I would love to give 10,000 (5k each) to two people. Selection would be random as the spirit leads, Send a mail to Ladyboss724@gmail.com

If you do not really need the cash, don't send a mail, so as to give room for others who do.

Thank you

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LOOKING FOR ACCOMMODATION

Hi my sweetest Stella, I am in need of a good Mini flat that goes for 200k maximum around Akoka,Fola Agoro and Onike respectively. Please my fellow BVs the agent fee must be at the lowest minimum rate because I seriously don't have much and I need the house badly, that's why I am pleading with you my co-BVs to help me out on this.You can contact me with this  email:

phummylolarapeke@gmail.com Thanks and God bless you all.

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VACANCIES FOR MARKETERS AND A PROFFESSIONAL TAILOR

Hello Stella, 

A Laundry and dry cleaning shop in PH needs 3 marketers and a professional tailor. The marketers will be paid 10% of all they bring in and they work at their own pace and timing, while the Tailor will get 40% of what he makes and a little extra cash for alterations done. Interested applicants can reach me via iamredeemed42@gmail.com

God bless you, Stella

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LESSONS TO LEARN

Hello Stellakork,  I really want to start something. I want to use what I want to get what I need. Stella, I am good in mathematics, physics, and some other subjects (except chemistry *side eyes*). Please any bv who needs a tutor for his/her child(ren) should contact me, no matter the level of education. Even if you need one in your school please contact me. Also, I can coach dance and teach how to make little snacks like chin chin, cake, meatpie. I reside in Uyo. Please patronize me, help me get busy-tired of being idle. Thanks Stella and God bless you. I can be contacted through the following:

07032387256

uinemesit@rocketmail.com

Hian!..only you sabi all these things? 

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EXTRA EXTRA....READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Hello Stella, 

This is to let BV'S know that I can help perfect title to landed property within a record time and at a reduced Fee. Perfecting title includes obtaining Governor's consent on Deed of Assignment, obtaining Certificate of Occupancy and or Regularizing title to property. Also can help to conduct pre and post purchase forensic due diligence on land.

Interested BV should contact me on 08063155197 or aolanshile@gmail.com

Thank you and God bless you.

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JOB VACANCY FOR A BAKER/CHEF

We are newly open to business for baking.

vacancy for experienced baker is open , the baker must know how to bake and ice celebration cakes as well as cup cakes, chin chin, meat pie, samosa, spring roll, etc. I need a very serious minded and dedicated staff male/female and must be living around Ajah-awoyaya axis. 

The salary is N25K monthly. but over time the salary will increase.

Any interested person should contact me via email. PLEASE ONLY SERIOUS MINDED PERSONS.

THANK YOU

vanmissjor@yahoo.com

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MAKE UP LEARNING

Hello,Stella Sugar..God bless you and your entire family..Please,would love to learn makeup from any blog visitor that is extremely good and knows how to tie headgear very well,within lagos to send their pins to my mail so i can see their works and decide..Please,note that,i am not learning for free but the fee has to be affordable as we are from the same'TeamStella' Abiktop@icloud.com..thanx

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MEMO TO THE POSTER LOOKING FOR BABY FROM FRIDAY IN HOUSE NEWS. 

Hello please I'll love to get in touch with the poster of friday IHN crying for baby.

I'll love to share ideas with you, its a painful path but I have passed through it too. Get in touch if you wish please

Duchess4040@yahoo.com

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GUCCI BAG FOR SALE

Hi Stella,

Hope ur doing gud today. I'm a regular visitor of your blog and I must say you do a great job all the time.

The pics below is the Gucci bag I'm putting up for sale for £400 (excluding postage fees). My ex bought it for me for Vals but from what you can read hes ex...I'm trying to move on and getting rid of any memories of what we had.

Anyways, any serious buyer can always reach me on my number 00447548685213 

Have a wonderful week Stella xxxx :)

You for gist us wetin happen nau?Afterall na inside house matter be this nau?

heheheheheheh I hope the ex no dey read this blog see bag oh...or maybe na em side chick fit make the purchase.hehehehhehe

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UK BLOG VISITOR SEND IN MEMO

Hello Stella,

Trust you are good?

I am an ardent reader of your blog since the day of THE JALABIA thingy.lol,I do make comments once in a while as anonymous and I have made a comment with my google ID before,I'm also a friend on Facebook.              

  I am a 38year old lady,working and living in UK but looking for a serious relationship which can lead to marriage,I was once married but hubby walked out of the marriage when I went to nigeria for almost 2years to regularise my papers and by the time I came back he changed totally and the centre could not hold for both of us,I was willing to work on the marriage but he said it wasn't working for him,he relocated to Nigeria and he's since remarried.

I have been on my own since 3years and I want to try again as biological clock is ticking away.I would appreciate it if you can post this in your IN HOUSE NEWS,if there's any matured  reader of 40 and above,Christian,single,divorced,widowed,working class,living in the diaspora or Nigeria is interested in a serious relationship,I don't mind Nigeria because I'm planning to relocate to lagos anyway.I had to result to this because I can't think of anything else to do at the moment.I don't mind sending my picture if need be,Thanks Stella,your blog is a blessing to me with all the drama that goes on with the members

sugarsncreams@ymail.com

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APPRECIATION OF GIFTS

Hi Stellakork,
God bless you real good for this platform that you have created for people to be a blessing to others and may God reward you abundantly. I just picked up these two lovely dresses from a BV who did a giveaway on the 23rd of February. Hmmm....what can I say? You need to see this woman ehn....she's so pretty!

Mrs. Korkus, you've got really beautiful people on this blog oh! No only did I get the dresses, she also added 3 lovely fashion rings... Exquisite shey? Lols.

God bless you Sis Sola Dayo
God bless you yum10211
God bless you Mrs. DIMOKO-KORKUS
And God bless all SDK BVs.

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MAKE UP ARTIST NEEDED

Stella Stella bae, keep the good work going.please Stella,I am seriously in need of a good make up artist for my sisters wedding on the 21st of this month.her calls wake me up almost every moring to remind me the date is almost near. The budget I have with me is nothing less than #5000. please any bv who can render the service to us will be highly appreciated. biko Stella I really want to make my sister happy.the location is lagos,Berger side.you can reach through this number 08167759240.God bless you All..

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MOST SHITTY MONDAY EVER

  Hope this mail meets you well. So I read in house news in the toilet

yesterday and you said it was dry? I have come to make it wet with my

shit story.  So I decided to take Le boo out to eat grilled fish and

chips on sunday night (I just wanted to play romantic). We enjoyed our

lil fish date.

  Fast forward to a few hours later around 1 am, stella naso belle

start to turn me for sleep, I quickly woke up and went to shit(I

naturally love emptying my bowels). After some minutes I went  again,

then I realised I was purging. Before morning I had gone to the toilet

over 6 times.  I felt I was ok, and proceeded to work. My boss

immediately called me to go to court from home. Stella, I reach court,

deck my wig and gown and was forming fine girl no pimples or anus.

Naso as Judge enter, my belle just dey tumble and turn.  Luckily I was

appearing against a SAN, so my matter was going to be 2nd on the list

from number 9 (naso I scream Ope o for my mind considering my

predicament). Stella hearing started, I was leading my witness in

evidence, thank God the other party wasn't objecting any nonsense.

Naso I start dey sweat under Ac and fan, the counsel beside me had to

ask if I was ok, I just smiled.  I was speaking in tongues and

commanding my nyash to cooperate.  At a point I wanted to run out of

the court, but then I remembered that court toilet is disgusting and

always locked.  As I finished tendering our plenty evidence,   naso

the other party said my Lord I have a pending application, I just

screamed My Lord I need a date(e be like everybody don suspect I no

dey ok again). Sweat was dropping  mehn. My stomach all along was

rumbling like thunder.

  Immediately I finished I no even thank the Judge anything, I

practically fled out of the court. My oga's client was like well done

aunty lawyer, I no fit even smile or talk. Instead of entering this

man jeep, I just flag one bike, cos I calculated it, and no bush

around(I was ready to do bush style). As we dey enter potholes naso

the shit and piss dey come down. I almost wan beat the bike guy cos he

refused to run. Stellino, as I reach front of my gate, naso my nyash

no fit withstand the pressure.  I finally shit for paent before I open

door. Thank God I was wearing tights too. I was just muttering thank

you Jesus for allowing me shit in front of my house and not for court.

Chaiiii, I don vow not to beat pikin wey shit for paent again. Though

am still a bit weak, I am taking treatment. My romantic date, caused

me all these sha. Stella I hope I wet IHN with my watery shit.....SDK

blog Rocks.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH OMG

You need to see me laughing,tears are running down my cheeks i swear!

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GOOD AMEBO GIST

Guten Morgen Stella Bae, I trust you are doing fine.

Last week, my friend boarded a bus from CMS and when she got to her destination, she discovered her smartphone was nowhere to be found. She kept calling her number praying that 'a good Samaritan' will find her phone and give it back to her.

After sometime, a man picked the phone, he said he was the bus driver (Uyi) and found the phone in the bus after the passengers alighted. He apologized for not answering the phone immediately the calls started coming in because he couldn't use a smartphone, and found it difficult to decode the answer key. So he gave her his number to call, and his house address in a suburb to come pick the phone or to wait till the following day so she could meet him at the CMS park where she boarded the bus.

My friend leapt for joy!!! The next day, she went to the bus park and the man gave her the phone.

Hmmmm, this story touched me, there are still good people in Nigeria. We discussed how much should be given to the honest driver this week. I wish i could help him with a wonderful job so he can take better care of himself and his family. I haven't met him yet, I hope to do so.

God bless you so much Mr Uyi.

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Appreciation to Mrs Chinwe

Thank you so much Stella for this platform. I got a baby bed and beautiful clothings, packed and delivered all the way from Lagos to Warri by Mrs chinwe. God's blessings will never leave your household‎ neither will it seize in your life. Thank you so much. 

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Anyone got A Sewing machine to give away?

Dear Stella,

Please could you use your platform to ask my fellow BVS if they have sewing machine to give away?

I would not want to trouble you with my story but I have been having this desire to sew clothes lately so as to keep myself busy as I am TTC. 

Please is there a BV that would help me in achieving this so as to keep me away from this depressing state. 

My email is patiloh2@gmail.com

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Abisoye Ologbenla SENDS IN BIRTHDAY RICHARD CARDS HE PROMISED.

He sent it in Yesterday Night

Sorry it's coming late...yesterday was fun for me and today is monday (another day,another week at work) being hectic but I manage to get this from the clerk that sells in office. i'll be sending more soonest. Shout out to all the beggy beggy girls out there. I'll post more richard cards for ya'll soon so you can call your booz...I still love you tho...*peace*

you get am from the clerk abi nah you be the clerk?abeg gbagbe that thing Nwoke!-.....just messing with you oh.My regards to your Michael Kors wrist watch.

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VIDEO COVERAGE FOR BLOG VISITORS.

Hello Stella,am one of your blog visitors but dont comment regularly.i love your blog for the wonderful things you are doing through it and also the blog visitors that interact as if they are related.i love your blog and am so proud of you.thanks for the good work.God's grace and wisdom shall forever be your portion for as long as you live.Stella,I could see that a lot of blog visitors are at the verge of having their wedding Ceremonies.Hmmnnnn big ups for SDK blog.We are new in Lagos and we have not secured an office yet.Now,in the spirit of giving,I have this small concept of giving back.I run a multimedia production service and I am giving out a special full coverage(video&picture)at huge discount for SDK BLOGGERS,they could pay after the coverage of the event.However they must put from SDK blog as the subject in their email.thank u Stella. deesurp@gmail.com or call 07032699888 bb pin:7F2446B4

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DRIVER NEEDED

Good morning dear Mrs Stella. May God in His infinite mercies continue to bless you and your household.

A friend of mind introduced this awesome blog to me in January and since then,I have been a regular visitor though I rarely comment

If you are responsible, God fearing and not older than twenty eight years of age,kindly call 07086764800.

Please this person should reside in Amuwo Odofin, Festac or Satelite Town axis.

Thanks very much

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CALL OUT TO LARRISTSHOEVILLAGE/SHOE SALE

Good morning Stella, I know your used to people telling you what a great job you have been doing but permit me to use this opportunity and say you a good person and you are doing a great job and please at anytime you are in uyo, your accommodation is on me! I know this is a long one but just help me read through!I beg you in the name of God help me post this, it's a call out to 1 lady;she owns a shoe shop @larritshoevillage located in opebi,lagos.I found her on instagram and added her on bbm and for a while i have been admiring her shoes but I couldnt buy cos I knew they would be expensive and hubby and I were not so buoyant at that time.so you can imagine my Joy when one time she announced that she was having incredible sale,name your price and the shoe is yours. I picked a shoe and I priced her 5000.Stella this woman rained abuses on me for devaluing a shoe worth 40000.

I told her I was sorry and I didn't mean to insult her brand.had I known I would have walked away at that point but typical I that is always wanting to please, I said ok how much is the shoe and do you have a 43? I will buy it to show that I didn't mean to demean your brand.she said she had a 43 and sent me her acct nos..Stella that day 5th of Feb I sent my driver to pay in the money.It took her 2wks to acknowledge reciept of the money.when I complained rather than apologise she rained insults on me that she doesn't know me personally and she has a lot of customers on her hand and that she can't tell which is which if I want quick service I should call.Stella when I ping to ask when my shoe is coming she will read and not reply when I ask why she will rain insults on me that she's human and has just 10fingers.On the 3rd of March her staff called me for my details (this will be the 3rd time i will be sending my details to her) and on the 5th of march exactly a month later I got a message of the waybill nos for the shoe.i was out of my town of residence so on the 7th of march after I had returned, i went  to pick up the shoe only to discover it was a 42.i promptly grabbed our chats where I had specifically told her I needed a 42 and sent to her and guess what her response was "hahaha so upon all this issue the shoe is not your size, anyway I'm out of the country now to which i responded madam I didn't ask to know where you were I only asked what was going to happen now! 

Stella this woman insulted me i felt small, she told me how I bought the shoe on sales not even at the original price of 45k.how my talk irritates her.i can't really recall all she said but they were bad stella.she also said she was going to call her boy and ask him to get the shoe and give me a refund.i called her boy yesterday and he said she didn't call . I was munching all our chats when She deleted me from her bbm saying she doesn't want irritants, nags and backward spirits who want to run her business down. I have attached some of the previous chats I could munch,the text i sent her account number to my driver and her boys text  of the waybill nos so you can see the time frame! I have also attached pictures of the shoe ! If any bv is interested in the shoe I will sell it at 25k for bvs so that I dnt loose out completely.thank you Stella

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AMEBO GIST

I hail o. Stella kork and fellow bVs. My e-family and special love to XOXO mystery & Ronalda(am ur stalker on stella's blog).

To the crux of the matter. I usually go to  work by 5.30am (most people in lagos and particularly people living in ajah/lekki pennisula will understand better). The traffic along that route is endless.

I like to get a good space so i can utilize my time in the bus well. Sometimes i read and most times i sleep. So i got myself a "bus-guy" to go with in the morning. I have a good spot in front.

So this morning, i called the bus guy and he said he was not around at the moment. Had to wait for a bus and i did something i had never done in my life. A car came out of nowhere and people rushed. I carried my two left legs and met one guy speaking to the driver that he was going to Cms.

Somehow, the other guy left and it was me speaking with the Driver. He said he was going to drop me at law school as that was his route. I saw aworf and didnt hesitate to grab it. Meanwhile, as i walking to the bus stop, my spirit told me i didnt ask God to direct my steps. Well, God is God now, i can say it in the bus or when i get to work.

The guy was happy i entered his car. Noticing he wanted to start asking personal questions. I diverted him and asked how he was coping with driving to work everyday. Na so he begin story, its all about endurance, blah, "my wife" is this, authoritative, bossy, a witch. I never touched her while we were dating and even on our wedding nite, i didnt have an erection. Her parents forced me to marry her. I told him the plans of the wedding prop took a toil on him hence his "dis-erection"(whatever that means).

We got stucked in traffic and while he was discussing  his wife, one woman from nowhere just came and started shouting, banging my window side, trying to open the door. I was so scared, na so Mr Man try to dey explain himself say he just helped me. That he doesnt know me. Even me sef, dey explain give the woman say i no sabi your 'Horseband' But the woman was not ready to listen. She was banging the door seriously that i felt she might kill me if she manages to get a hold of me. In a glimpse, i saw the devil laughing at me and having a fill of himself.

I was blaming myself seriously and trying to imagine what will befall me if that woman gets hold of me. I saw a colleague of mine but could not attempt to go to her car. If only i had committed my ways to God before stepping out.

I told the man to call his wife so i can speak with her and possibly swear with my life that i dont know her darling horseband from anywhere. She wasnt even answering. At every stop, she would come to the car shout, bang on the door, point at me. The traffic seem like forever. At a point i was not shaky about it.

The man kept saying the wife is doomed, that he is done with that marriage. He kept cursing her. Then i tried explaining that i would not be able to handle the disgrace cos i am a lawyer (infact a colleague was just 3cars away from the scene) and most of all am a worker in church. Most church members leave for work around that time. How many people do i explain myself to when she finally gets hold of me and decides to disgrace me. I didnt know when i started weeping. The man was apologising and telling me to take his complimentary card. Ehn! The thunder that is about to fire you is still doing press up (in don davido's voice). I just ignored him.

How did i escape the lynching? the man did one scene in the transporter movie and told me to come down that i can go. That he's left the wife far behind. I ran as my legs could carry me and kept looking back to be sure no one was running behind me to hit me.

Lessons learnt before you guys would cuss me out:
1. To commit my ways to God before stepping out.
2. Listen to the holyspirit (as soon as i entered, i was told to come down from the car but i negligently  ignored that voice)
3. Aworf dey run belle. (No be lie)

N.b: i also think that woman is uncultured. What if i was a colleague?

OMG,I almost forget in house news...been busy counting my blessings..LMAO...make i do homework oh...una well done.

signing out.........stellaKORK!