Friday In House News

Friday don land......

How you dey?

Two minutes delay...LMAO!

APPRECIATION FROM PH BV.

I would like to thank you Stellz for posting my plea last friday for Bvs to patronise my husband (MC Nelson Mandela). And I would also like to thank 3 Bvs (anonymous) in Port Harcourt that have booked him for events in June/July. God will bless you.

He couldn't make it to the SDK blog visitors Party on Sunday because one BV called him that Sunday morning to anchor her child's dedication.

Thanks to you Stella. Small change enter he pocket. From the depth of my heart,I really really appreciate. And I love you.

Shoki coming soon

Kisses

Eh heeeeen!!...So na another BV use her event derail am from attending?Your hubby aint faithful oooooh..he chose money over loyalty...hehehehehehe

Congrats,make una enjoy-!

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AMEBO GIST - MOTHERS PLEASE READ HERE.

Something horrible happened in my compound yesterday .......

We woke up yesterday morning to the cries of my neighbour's six year old son. He was crying that he wanted to go with his mom to work..He's been very sick for almost 2 weeks and had not been going to school  .

The mom was begging and petting and pleading with him to stay with the house help,he refused and kept crying and begging the mom "mummy please take me with you. I don't want to stay with aunty Faith" (the house help). 

The mom got angry,beat him up and left for work. (She's a banker and the husband works offshore).

Two hours after she left,the boy was still crying. As I be kukuma housewife na,nai I go the flat,call the boy.."David"..if una see speed wen the boy take come outside ehn..una go fear.

I carried him to my flat and asked him what's wrong. "David why are you crying? Please tell me". He said aunty I don't want to die". My heart skipped two beats I swear. I asked him "why do you think you'll die?" 

He said ''aunty Faith (the house help) said she will kill me if I tell my mummy what she's doing to me". JESUS.. I begged him to tell me. He said"aunty please don't tell my mummy if I tell you what aunty Faith is doing". I say ok. 

What he told me next sent shock waves through my system..in his words "when my mummy is not at home,aunty Faith use to suck my pipi and she said if I tell my mummy,she will kill me with my mummy's knife".

I died,woke up,and died again. This boy na just six years old o.

My neighbour employed the house help about a month ago. According to her,She's 16 years old.

I kept the boy with me until his mom came back. I called her aside and told her what her son told me. She almost ran mad. She ran to her flat,beat the girl up mercilessly, packed her things and told her to leave the house. By this time,the whole compound don gather. 

To everybody's greatest surprise,the girl say she no dey go anywhere o..ehnnnnnn...if I hear am..

I ran to my flat,looked for my husbands Isoko cutlass for under bed. When the girl see me dey come with the cutlass,dem no tell her first. She run four forty. She no look back.

Early this morning,we saw the lady with big travelling bag o and she left with her son. She no tell anybody anything.

Na the matter we dey discuss for the compound since morning.

If person try that kain thing with my precious son,hmmm my husband's Isoko cutlass will come in handy.

Parents,mothers,PLEASE don't trust your children with anybody o.

Signing out (like Stella Kork)

Isoko man wife

OH JESUS CHRIST!...house help sucking a 6 year old?...OH NO NO NO NOOOOO.......I need to huy my kids cos i am shaking rigth now with anger and fear.I hope the little darling does not get scarred for life.OH GOD!

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HOME TUTOR FOR YOUR KIDS IN IBADAN

my name is Jumoke am using this medium to reach out parents who resides in Ibadan that need a home tutor for their children. Am currently undergoing my MSc program at University of Ibadan. Please call 07036799280

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE - Catering Services In Abuja

 We are a specialty food delivery and catering service outfit located in Abuja. We do customized home delivery, meals catered to perfection for your events with a flawless Service.

Contact us on 08037857037 for all kinds of events and place an order for your home delivered meals( pot of  stew,jollof /fried/coconut rice, Afang, Egusi, Banga,Atama,Ogbonor, Edikaikong,Efo iro, Okra soups, Chinese Sweet and Sour sauce with Bassmatti rice etc,)

There will be a 10% discount for all BVs.

Thank you.

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AMEBO GIST ......OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

Sdk eh,my eyes saw my ears yesterday. Like until yesterday i have never witnessed an accident before. I went for a friends baby naming ceremony at magodo. On my way back, come and see accident. Like the bus i was in hit two little kids and my heart just stopped for some minutes. 

Here is what happened and be the judge.

 The mother of this children was driving according to people there,she saw a friend of hers and stopped her car to go and do small amebo at that late hour around past 8pm. Left the two kids in the car unlocked,one was barely two and the othere was like 8yrs. I guess the lil one was crying and the older one decided to carry her to go meet their mom at the other side of the road. They literally walked into the moving bus that i was in and the bus hit the both of them real hard...

I shouted and thought we had hit an elephant or something heavier but when i realised it was human beings and children at that, i almost passed out. Their mom scream ewooo and carried the lil one while the driver hurriedly carried the older one that was already stiff and lifeless.  They were rushed to the hospital and the lil one made it but the older am afraid didn't as i heard from someone that accompanied them to the hospital. 

The man said when they got to the hospital,the older one urinated on her body and the hospital asked them to take her away knowing fully well that that was her last urine and there is no how she will make it...Sdk,see how this woman's carelessness cost this lil girl her life just within a twinkle of an eye...What explanation will she give to her husband? that she left the kids in that late hour in the car alone to go do small amebo with a friend on the other side of the road? I  have never witnessed such in my whole life before.  I am still in shock and my eyes are still heavy.

WHAT!!!!......This story has messed up my weekend.

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GIVEAWAY FOR LONDON BLOG VISITORS

I have a baby pram, car seat, baby bath and clothing to give away to London based blog visitors. All used but in very good condition. 

The condition is that they must be able to pick up the things. I would prefer to give it to someone who perhaps is pregnant struggling to buy these things. 

ivylabella1@googlemail.com

Thanks 

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AMEBO GIST - MARRYING FOR MONEY COME BACKFIRE.

Stella I throwa salute,bvs how una dey?This amebo gist na about my neighbour for shop.This guy follow for the guys when believe say women jaburata,and na earthworm,he dey fine soft sand.Every time when we they gist he go say I no fit marry woman when no be graduate and I no fit marry liability, and na him be original liability. So na those kind guys when go dey search for woman/girl(old spinster)when don tarban.

He come finally see one and this one na real woman girl,she be 46years but she get good job,and bros na 48years.But the Sist neve marry before and she nerve born, na bros spin the Sist na she agree,but every time two of them they always quarrel. E no tay na Bros tel me say him don know Sist salary,say na #380,000.Na bros say he wan marry Sist na Sist agree.Bros go dey swallow up,dey spread for he mind he goat don born nama(cow).If we dey gist he go say God forbid I no fit marry woman when I go give money take do hair,buy clothes for or cream. When bros neve marry Sist,she dey give bros money,so bros feel say na so e  go be when him marry  her.

After the wedding problem don start,make Sist put d Kongo for ground make bros shine,for where,she dey odd am,if bros when talk she go ask whether two of them na grade.

Sist come they show bros oba,na bros dey wash,clean,even cook.Bros na small girl of18/19years he dey like, but because of money na him marry Sist.

Everyday na so bros go dey complain say na so wahala na Sist them give him.

On Monday morning na bros come shop he sit down,he come dey cry,me na my antenna don stand as chief of aproko staff wen I be na near am,na I say shuo bros Wetin dey happen take am easy,as original tafia na  i to dey start calm Bros down, he finally calm down na I say Wetin happen, na him say na he WiFi na I say Wetin again,na bros say two them dey quarrel na her phone ring,and him still they talk ,the person come ask WiFi say who be that when he quarrel for una house,na WiFi say na "food is ready"d lazy man,he say him come provoke say u forget say I be Ur husband na me u dey call food is ready d  lazy man, na WiFi tell  am say u no be husband na hunchback, say why him feel say  he be husband na by prick and brokos (penis and testicles)say make do Wetin man dey do.He say the one when pain him pass say as him dey comet na WiFi follow him for back dey shout say she go poison am,so dat  useless men go dey reduce.

As he judge for me finish na I tell am e don do,say make he no follow her,say he no say we women na only mouth we get.The next thing when commot for bros mouth,say if no because of her money na this kind old mama na him suppose marry,when oil don finish for her body, na I use my Gbejero eyes take look am na I laugh,for my mind as he no see money eat,she don turn old mama.Money he no see chop, kongo he no dey shine old mama he marry,he come turn house boy instead husband

Una bye bye,una dooh na me Chief of aproko staff.

The pidgin is so strong and i just realised that there are different variations of pidgin and if its not the original warri pidgin then i cannot fully understand or laugh.I got the gist but couldnt understand most of the words.

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ATTENTION TO ALL WOMEN READING THIS

 when Women Lean Forward is coming up on the 28th of May 2015

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Land for sale in Badore Ajah

I have a two plot of land for sale at Badore Ajah Lagos going for 15Million. Price is negotiable.  Interested buyers can contact me on peackersay@yahoo.com

Thanks

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CATERER NEEDED!!!

Hello Madam Stella,

I trust all is well with you.

I was the one who posted in the in house news yesterday looking for a venue decorator and I found someone though we are still on it. Apologies to others who applied. I think I just followed my instincts. Lol

Anyways this time around I am in need of a caterer for the same event for about 150 guests.

Menu- amala+gbegiri+ewedu, fried rice/jollof rice/salad or moimoi, Chinese, porridge.

Interested persons please mail dele_kemi@yahoo.com.

Thank you Stella.

Xoxo

Wow this your menu na die!....I just became homesick now....OH JOLLOF RICE!!!

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Huggies wipes for Sale

Huggies baby wipes for sale at a reasonable price and sold in carton. 

Any one interested can email me (nwagbaratheresa@yahoo.com).

There will sure be a discount for sdkers

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Sharwama Machines For Sale

Sharwama Machine with 4 burners and Sharwama Toaster that can take up to 7 pieces of Sharwama at once for sale, used for just 4 months and in perfect condition, there are going for #280k(negotiable)‎. Find attached the pictures.

I'll sure appreciate fellow bloggers when sold out. I reside in Abuja and can be reached on nellycee02@gmail.com or 08116425100/08028289779‎.

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ZIDORA CONSULTS.

 I run Zidora Consults with my husband, an educational consulting firm and travel business. We are young but hard working.We assist with admission,visa and travel arrangement for students that want to study abroad,we also assist with visas and flight tickets for travellers. please check our website Welcome to Zidora Consults .I appreciate you taking out time to read this,thank you.

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Plea for accomodation.

I hereby appeal to fellow bvs for help. I just relocated to ajah axis bcos of my business and am  in need of a room self contained around lekki ajah axis or I don't mind sharing a flat because of limited funds.

Please whoever has a free room or needs a flat mate should reach me :Lade 08064735723.....

Thanks and God bless

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WINNERS OF THE CAKE GIVEAWAY FROM CYNHAMS CAKES

Hi StellaSugar, fellow  blog visitors with the email address below were picked  for the cake giveaway. They should send their phone no to my email please so i can communicate  with them easily if need be.

get2riva02@yahoo.com
ashdebo1@gmail.com
ndfash@gmail.com

Thanks. 

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Something Just happened Today In my mother's house.

My elder sister had an altercation with her neighbour in her plaza where she owns a shop, and the lady insulted her that she should be ashamed of herself,that her younger and elder sisters are married except her.

 This got to my sister to the extent that she locked up her shop and went back home( she still lives with my mother).on getting home,she cried to my mom,narrating all that happened and the words the lady said to her.

My mom in her anger, started crying and shouting to God to please end this insult in my sister's life,and while praying in anger,she fainted and her heart stopped beating.

An ambulance was called and her pastor was also called, on their way to the hospital, she woke up,(the pastor was with her in the ambulance and an iced block was placed on her chest and head).

That was when they called me to tell me the goodnews! Abeg make una help me Praise God o!!!

Please, I'm sending this in because I need a Responsible CHRISTIAN MAN that needs a wife. My sister is 34yrs old,never been married,doesn't have kid(s),she's fair complexioned, and curvy in the right places. She's Everyman's dream wife,but she's very reserved and doesn't go out much.oh, did I mention that she's a great cook?

Please, the man should be in his Late 30s to late 40s,Not currently married,Must be working or owns a legitimate business, And must be ready for marriage anytime soon,not just a Relationship.

bless2eternity@yahoo.com

Why did your sister react so strongly to be called single?

Tell her to cool down and let God do his work

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URGENTLY NEEDED 

Very sound and vibrant marketers needed for a drycleaning and cleaning company located in VI Lagos. 

Requirements. 

1. Must be a vicious and sound marketer (Male)

2. Must be a good driver ( to drive the company car for marketing) 

3. Must be eloquent and confident. 

4. Must reside in vi/lekki axis

The salary and bonuses are attractive. 

Contact nos: 09020811818 or 07056566008

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Request for BV to vote Itex Integrated Service Ltd on Card-Expo Exhibition and Award

Dear Stella,

Top of the day to you

I would kindly request that you please assist and do me this favour.

This is one thing that I will appreciate and will eternally remain grateful for; my organization had given me a task of creating awareness for a voting campaign for a nomination that is open and I was instructed that I ensure that the company come in with an award.

Please help post this on the blog and I am asking blog visitors to please vote my company(ITEX Integrated Services) in the these TWO categories:

1). Best POS Integrator of the year

2). Industry Personality of the year

On http://cardatmandmobilexpo.com/voting/

ITEX Integrated Services Limited is a Payment Terminal Service Provider (PTSP) and Application Developer (PTAD), licensed by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) to deploy, support and maintain payment Terminals.

Thank you Stella.

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ABUJA BVS PLEASE READ HERE

 Please I want my fellow Abuja BV'S to patronise my wares, I can't be idle while waiting for job. I sell kiddies school bags,lunch boxes/bags and also for the ladies I sell Gucci slippers(i can waybill to any states). Discounts for SBV's and also 10% as you bring customer. You can call or whatsapp 08030935546. 

Have a great weekend everyone and stay outta trouble una hear?

Yesterday i forgot to sign out so today na double portion!

In house news will be back on Monday..dont forget to tidy up your mail before you send it to me otherwise na my comments pot go chop am.lol

Signing out...

STELLAKORK

Blognalist and proud social entrepreneur.

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