Ladies, please come and tell them about those things they do that turn women off generally. Name 'em,shame 'em!
This post might help some men to make something good out of their Valentine and every other day.....Ooops,the Valentine word again..LOL.
-A man with slimy smelly breath thinking his mouth is God's gift to women..OMG...WTFucking ish.
-Check your armpit and get rid of that forest you have been saving,there is no inheritance in there and please stop attaching hair to being a man,you smell of horrible sweat and your armpit hair looks so dirty it could compete with a blonde weave!
-Forcing her head down your privates when she attempts to blow you and then you turn your head away when she attempts to use same mouth to kiss you.
-Stop locking your phone.come to equity with clean hands...
I could go on but let me leave your to voice yours.
Women,You are next tomorrow,the men are gonna call you out!
Let me spread mat and read comments.......
ReplyDeleteBrb
When a guy is dressed to die and belongs and the pocket is loaded as in he is got a good job. And you've got a good hair cut and you are neat in every areas not using perfume to cover up and shave off those hairs, mhen those are my turn on.
DeleteWhen a guy is dressed to die and belongs and the pocket is loaded as in he is got a good job. And you've got a good hair cut and you are neat in every areas not using perfume to cover up and shave off those hairs, mhen those are my turn on.
DeleteI dey join
DeleteEhen I forgot when you've got pride in you and talks to much and act like you know it all and lies along mhen this all turns me off most especially lies, if u re an arm robber tell me u re, if I like u I will tk u for dat simple as ABC
DeleteNot brushing/washing/flushing the toilet after using it. In fact general hygiene in using toilets. From peeing on the seats to not washing hands etc
DeleteNot brushing/washing/flushing the toilet after using it. In fact general hygiene in using toilets. From peeing on the seats to not washing hands etc
DeleteTying towel on a dirty body (for a long time) and still clean the body with it after bathing.
DeleteMen who think they are Gods gift to women. U don't call,u cheat , u lie and manipulative. Do u kno my bf of 3 years broke up with me yesterday cos I'm too loving . Mr O. O. O. That works in SLB and lives at VGC ur doom just got started. U ain't seen anything yet, u think cos ur tall u can keep breaking hearts left right and centre. I pity the next lady ur going to date cos it's going to be a matter of being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
DeleteI hate a guy that chats with any other person in front of you!! Such disrespect! Abeg unless u are just signing off a million dollar deal, TALK and communicate with ur partner sitter in front of u. Men can be so anti social at times..downright boring.
DeleteLmao Stella I can't wait 4 we ladies own
ReplyDeleteA guy that is over interested in his looks n all. Looking more cute than a gay.
DeleteA guy with rough hair especially rough low cut hair
A stingy guy pisses me off
Knacking teeth when kissing or biting ma lips BUT first and foremost, you must have a fresh breath all times...litmus test and No BO like he goat.
DeleteThis is gonna be hot ,my nzu in my hands ,and mouth ,waiting to read comments .
ReplyDeleteI hate big tummy men is a no no for me
Yeah, me too. Untilnmy hubby turned into one! Aiyaya!!!
DeleteLol! Me too o. Hubby was sexy now he has started to protrude!!! Instead of checking himself E still dey there dey form sexy. Dnt knw how to tell him he is turning me off if me that has a baby still dey try abeg watin be E own excuse??
DeleteOk oo, they will hear
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
Well,wen a guy smells good and is neat,its a turn on for me. He shld also have respect in his speech,not talking like sm1 that a donkey vomitted. I cnt stand mannerless men. If u like,be ugly,provided ur heart is beautiful and ur pocket is awesome. Aradites and smellos are turn off for me,d aradites,no matter how good u look,u are turn off for me.
ReplyDeleteDonkey vomited?
DeleteBwahahahahaaaaassssss
Guess you hang around donkeys a lot, but I feel you jare.
DeleteI will wait for women's call out tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteMen try and trim your nails, ain't nothing sexy about it and shave your privates too.
Hello.. The "bushier" the better buhahahaha
DeleteAs in..... Ofia afulu agu! !
DeleteEesah, inyama. U wan make dem dey find ur tiny pick for there?
DeleteThey press breasts as if they are squeezing strong fufu in the name of romance...mcheeww
ReplyDeleteOh Jesu
DeleteU got me rolling
My stomach o o
Lwkmd @press breast
DeleteRoars with laughter
DeleteLmao!! BVs will not "keel" me o!! HAHAHAHA
DeleteMen stop pressing these breastices too much na..
DeleteHahahahahahahaha...... U got me reeling with laghter!
DeleteWhile some go just dey draw your nipples like say dem dey milk cow..
Delete.very irritating
OMG... Dietician, your head dey there.. @ pressing breast like strong fufu. Mtchwww.
DeleteWhatever kiss Dat is, wen kissing and him trying to shove his tongue down my throat. Yuck.. Biko Kwa.
Body odour chai I hate that with passion, dressing shabily, when a guy is too dictative, chewing loudly when eating, some guys complains too much, I hate it when you have a monitoring spirit, mouth odour is a no go area for me.
ReplyDeleteStella biko where is my comment?
DeleteBody odour chai I hate that with passion, dressing shabily, when a guy is too dictative, chewing loudly when eating, some guys complains too much, I hate it when you have a monitoring spirit, mouth odour is a no go area for me.
ReplyDeleteStop treating to penetrate when she's dry.. u r giving her soars and bruises..
ReplyDeleteHow will i know after 30mins of foreplay.
DeleteChineke warris dis.
DeleteI'm praying to God that the "soars" I'm seeing there is from auto-correct...
DeleteU sef Why are u always dry? After 30 minutes of foreplay and u are still dry. Pls goan look for kayan Mata jor
DeleteLmao..i love sdkb
DeleteHahahahahaha...I don die!!! Anon 14.26 just 'killedt' me.Chisos.
DeleteHehehehehe this women on sdk will not kill me.. lol.. I guess she meant 'sore'.. lol.. this post is interesting.. I can't wait to hear wat the men have to say abt women.. Stella can like gossip and gist..lol
DeleteEnter your comment...my turnoff is broke ass niggahs
ReplyDeleteMen don't want broke ass biatches too. Basic girls who ain't bringing anything to the table
DeleteMouth odour
ReplyDeleteBrown teeth
body odour
hairy armpit
picking your nose/nostrils with em fingers
dirty boxer
chuku chuku Bia bia Aka (long)beard gang
Long nails.
SHantelle
All these your list na for broke ass nigga s ,you better change lane .
DeleteBooty this is the reason you keep having 'F' in english lang' . It clearly states 'Things that turn women off generally'. Stella didnt ask us to talk about the men we'v dated.
DeletePls stop this nonsense....abi talk just dey hungry you?
SHantelle
Knowing we don't have too many men here, it simply means this post is still for women. Bad breath, bushy armpit and blokos, smelly armpit, body odour, dirty nails, both hand and leg, having hair inside your shitty yansh and won't shave it off, we are so done nigga. And I hate very hairy guys. Thanks
ReplyDeleteI guess it didn't occur to you that there are many men who read and do not comment?
DeleteWhere do you think the men who add up those 3000 names on snm come from? Outer space.
Ladies, please nudge the man sitting next to you to read this. There's a 9/10 chance the person has body/mouth odour
You'd be surprised at the number of men that open this blog daily
DeleteNot wearing underwear! !!!!
ReplyDeleteAh ah
DeleteIsnt Ventilation a good thing?
Bwuahahahahaha
DeleteTeacher,really? I just died!!! Kwakwakwakwakwa.
DeleteHahaha
DeleteStella, u r just too much, u have creativity, which most bloggers don't have.oya let the comments start rolling, this one go sweet pass ihn
ReplyDeleteStop trying to claim right and talk plenty in public.. it turns me off.
ReplyDeleteAlways bury yur ego pride and humble yourself in a relAtionship when yur at fault accept your wrongs and say am sorry keeping malice with your gf is a No No Gosh!
ReplyDeleteSnoring.
ReplyDeleteStingy, stingy and stingy men.
ReplyDeleteStella,u wan cause katakata abi..no worry,we men dey here for una like fried rice and chicken
ReplyDeleteMC Pinky
My darling derives pleasure in locking his phne.. Well I amnt bothered though not happy with it.. So Stop locking your phone come to equity with clean hands...
ReplyDeleteAny one who locks his/her phone has something to hide. Simple.
DeleteStop the unnecessary public frolicking dude my maga might be close by.
ReplyDeleteStop admiring those actresses cos they are no way close to me.
Stop telling me your woman crush I don't want to know.
Let me think of more.
Stop twisting the nipple as if you're searching for station on a radio.
DeletePermit me to climax under your comment.
DeleteHahahahaha @pinching nipple like searching for radio station. Some men tho?
Hahahahaha
XOXO MYSTERY
Omg!!!
DeleteNwa Amaka, u just killed me now. Buhahahahaha. Rotfl.
DeleteThere are plenty turn off from men,lemme chill still.
ReplyDeleteWhen I tell you NO and you are taking it to mean YES and still groppling me
ReplyDeleteWhat is groppling?lol.. Oh! I guess the word you were looking for is grappling.it means to wrestle or tussle.you see why I don't reply your hate words? You just an empty skull.a dullard.little wonder you get all riled up when you read from me.Nne,keeping reading and keep learning.spend more time learning than hating okay?
DeleteLolll North dick,pesin yab you for one post, you con jump enter another post yab am, it's just a letter difference 'a' maybe na auticorrect correct. Na small pikin dey do both of you. No be today.
DeleteNorth Dakota...open a school already . Person no dey fit play with you with bad English.
DeleteXOXO MYSTERY
Oh Lawd!!!North Dakota, I gat no words.Hahahahahaha.
DeletePerhaps the word is
DeleteGroping
I think she meant groping hun.
DeleteGroping: When used in a sexual context means touching or fondling another person in an unwelcome sexual way using the hands.
North, e kaliwa ihe biko!! Ur my "bestest" on ds blog since I read one particular comment u made on chronicles some weeks bk.. leave dz people mhen! Let it go. Biko let my love 4u nt decrease nah!
DeleteKeeping reading??? @ North Dakota. In a bid to correct Omasiri, you sef gbagaun.
DeleteBottom line: no one is above mistakes and no one knows it all.
Keeping reading? Huh?
DeleteSee as una dey laugh person.
DeleteIt's not good.Stopeeeit!
@ anno 16:22
DeleteMuahhhhhhhh to u
No mind d Wole Soyinkas and Chinue Achebes we have in dis blog
@ iphie and teacher, whether its groping or grappling, bottomline is, omasiri is a dunce. You cant take that away. @Xoxo mystery, i will take that under advicement.@nwamaka, not only cinderella oo, add ariel and barbie its my fairy tale to spin, why don't you spin yours? My blog crush,no vex,i am in the mood today. Tomorrow will be a diff story. Na so my own be oh! Lol.
DeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteArms folded... waiting to learn
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ReplyDeleteOoh..i love you for this..my exact turn offs..
DeleteCan remember one like that...sucking your ear while digging the stuff,saliva com full my ear eeeh.The next day,I fiam oo before I become deaf.Abeg oo
DeleteAnon 15.22,nndo.lol.
DeleteA dirty man turns me off..
ReplyDeleteCleanliness is next to Godliness..
If I so much as get a whiff of mouth odour,I'm off.
Body odour makes me nauseous.I like me a man that knows how to use his deodorant and body spray, and keep clean underneath.
I dislike an uncouth man.
If you so much as insult a woman,you've lost me..
I'm turned on by a clean,and good looking gentleman..
A chivalrous man.
A man that turns round to open the car door for me,or pulls up the car for me,a man that pulls up a seat for me..a man that walks behind to protect me..that's my kinda man.
A manly man.
Some People are of the opinion that chivalry is dead. No sir, it isn't.
Fairytale. Cinderella!
DeleteThat one na real Cinderella, even snow white join. While he's behind you, na to scope another woman nyansh wey dey waka pass lolll
DeleteLol
DeleteOpen door ko, open door ni.
XOXO MYSTERY
North Dakota,open car doors for you,pull up sits for you?In Nigeria,Jesus is coming soon hun.
DeleteLmao!!! This wan pass Cinderella o. Babe you say you want person wey go open gate and carry chair for you? Abi wetin you talk??
DeleteBabes you gats wake up o.
I'm not saying it's not possible, but you gats wake up fast.
Maybe na another specie you dey find but a nigger from Nigeria to do that, erm, well I'm not saying it's not possible o....ehen..
Nwamaka, no be this babe dey ask for Enid Blyton books the other time???? ?.... No wonder.... Buahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yea Sassy n Nwa Amaka,some Naija men stil open doors for their ladies.
DeleteMe? Money,bn loaded makes all Imperfections perfect!
Lol! You guys are quite hilarious. Believe it or not, there are still a few gentlemen who actually open and shut doors for their ladies. They may not have all the qualities listed but chivalry is well alive in them. It's all about culture and home training.
DeleteI was raised to see all the men in my life treat women, generally, with so much respect. It was after we relocated to Nigeria I noticed that some cultures actually attribute treating women like slaves, as being "manly" and some women's mentalities have been so bastardized that they find such aggression normal and acceptable.
My dad, brothers and even my hubby, open doors for women generally, not just their wives. The uphold the "ladies first" principle. We already raised our son that way. My little angel is only 10 years old but he's a perfect "gentleman" lol! I get glowing reviews from his teachers at school and that makes me a very proud mama.
The culture here is different, men were raised to show affection through different ways and most ladies wouldn't even wait for their men to open doors for them. They may even find it laughable because they find it strange.
Oh! Of course, for those who can't wait to burst holes in the remotest sign of a happy marriage or relationship, allow me save you the energy. No, opening doors for ladies doesn't mean he wouldn't cheat, happy now? However, regardless of a man's character flaws, he should treat his woman like a queen.
If you are a man and you hit your woman on any slightest provocation,you are not a man but a fool and a coward!...
ReplyDeleteThe way you treat your wife now will determine how she will treat you at old age when you are old and weak!....
Women,if your husband hit you once,break a bottle and scatter his head!...show him madness mehn and dude would never lay his hands on you ever again!!...
I totally agree with you on this.
DeleteYes, girl , break bottle & scatter his head , in short go animal on a violent man. That's why I say women should empower themselves physically thru exercising . It boost your energy level and physical endurance;just incase u have to defend your selve or family in the face of a physical aggression.
DeleteLinda you cant dare it on some men ,some men are born evil ,you break bottle they take it from you and scatter your punana with it.
Deletei was expecting u to say " If he dsnt have money"
DeleteThe queen I salute. Some men are powermike where a woman is concerned. She should just run.
DeleteXOXO MYSTERY
Please flee instead of sending yourself either to jail or to the hospital.
DeleteLol
ReplyDeleteI hate hairy armpits like hell.
Yuck!
Stella you totally nailed it, I hate smelly men!!! Bad mouth odor, I love hairy men o but I love when their privates is clean, you know!
ReplyDeleteAll listed are turn off for me.
ReplyDeleteI don't like it when a guy calls always or try chatting all the time. Stop choking me.
That calling all the time is annoying. I will do ignore the person
DeleteLol
DeleteXOXO MYSTERY
Samehere
Deletesome guys dont knw hw to call their women* on phone*
ReplyDeleteAll listed are turn off for me.
ReplyDeleteI don't like it when a guy calls always or try chatting all the time. Stop choking me.
Touching or licking my navel. *pukes*
DeleteDon't use my pics as dp if it's not my birthday.
DeleteI don't like PDA
DeleteLaFRESH you be winch???
Deletelol. like I saw somewhere. pinching nipples like they are searching for radio station. lmao
ReplyDeleteNa Nwa Amaka talk ham
DeleteHehehehehehhehehehh heheheheheh
Using his damn tongue to lick my ears like that is supposed to make me wet or what. ..he will be like most girls will kill for this. Any girl killing for ear licky licky should rearrange her life.
ReplyDeleteNot realising that the long and short of the conversation is...does he dress and smell well? does he have mega money, does he pray, is he facially manageable? Because I am not about to have a pre wedding pix where friends sees him and shout "blood of Jesus".
Men don't realise it that I don't want to marry a man with a long d. Incase if there is any need for a sugar boy tomorrow. The way the world is going , a woman will still need her sugardaddy, husband and sugar boy by her to overcome trying times.
Look at Aunty Flora Anambra, if she kept her sugardaddy, will she be asking for money for pampers. Chris Electronics go love her taya, he will be boasting about her.
Sorry Aunty.
XOXO MYSTERY
Your last paragraph cracked me up. Lol
DeleteXoxo, that ear liking is AMAZING, too passionate, I can't stand it.lol.
DeletePlease don't make reference to her please, she is going through enough as it is.
Men with huge d, thinking they are God's gift to women, take several bloody seats, you ain't sh*t if that's all you got, and even worse, you can't use it.
Bad breath, total turn off, automatic take off.
Body odour, gross!
Hairy d, nahhhhhh.
Going south is a two way street, and although I do not like it cos of all the transfer of saliva, you must be willing to go there. Start your trip down there, and I will stop you....
It's not licking persay
DeleteIt's blowing in the ear. But most guys no Sabi nada My Mysterious blog paddy how far?
Eesah runaway... Welcome back.
DeleteXOXO MYSTERY
Gosh, I hate ear nibbling too. Takes away the sexual feeling.
DeleteBiting my nipples,licking my ears,and fingering my arse hole.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of guy licks your ear and even fingers your ass hole
DeleteFingering ass hole kwa?
DeleteMake him take hand pack shit?
My bae squeezes my boobs as if he is washing onugbu(bitter leaf)#turnoff,being rude to me in public..eg,yelling
DeleteHow can I get sdk app installed on blackberryQ10 ? Thanks
ReplyDelete1. Poor oral care. Brown teeth with left over ugu hanging in between. Bad breath that can wake up the dead. And they are the ones who always want to come close and whisper, why na? BAD BREATH KILLS.
ReplyDelete2. Scratching, grasping, massaging your dick in public. Most likely because you are very dirty down there.
3. Peeing in public and then attempting to greet me with those same smelling hands.
4.What is that loooong finger nail that looks like small scissors for???
5.Poor Hygiene. I'm very conscious of this. I've seen too much/many greasy necks,scaly skin, wax filled ears, yellow armpit stains,dirty nails etc etc even in corporate environments.
6.Hair under armpits. Maybe some women like this, I find this HORRIBLE. If the arm pit is like that, imagine other areas.
7.That loud, bush,top of your voice accent/tone when talking to people. There's something really attractive about a gentle man, money can't buy class.
8.Stingy men, mommy's boys, violent men. I don't rate y'all as humans.
The End.
Hohohoooooooooooo
Delete#dead I can't breath
Please add dullingos, men who can't carry a conversation
and don't text me with kk,hwy,gm,wotyusyn, if you are an illiterate find your type, inugo
Lol let me not even lie here am a momma's boy and it might be a problem one day. Am a university graduate living abroad but she still calls me twice everyday...lol some times even more
DeleteFaridah.... ur boyfrnd or husband is going to read this and feel bad... Chaiii.. lol
DeleteLmao @hanging ugu
Delete@anon 16:00
DeleteKpele, you tick ALL the boxes abi? Buy breath mints, perfume and Google hygiene habits.
That should help.
But if you still happen to have that death defying body odour, well I don't know.
As for reading and comprehension, I can't help you, apparently you are just DULL. Go back and read Stella's post carefully, it's things that put you off, not necessarily things that you experience.
If you're stuck in a cage and don't mix up with other humans, travel or have a job etc, I guess you won't understand. Ciao!
I knew a guy back then, Prince Sanka in future,short and so irritatingly assured of his handsomeness but I doubt if he ever knew his breath is as bad as a typical Nigerian stagnant water
ReplyDeleteWill read comments pls
ReplyDeleteI hate it when his cloths are everywhere in the house. I hate it when he farts deliberately and says I'm sorry. Such a huge turn off form me....But I loveee it when he makes my favourite dish while I watch. Yes I choose to say the positive too.
ReplyDeleteIf your man don't fart in your presence he is hiding alot From you.#fact
DeleteThem no ask for positive.
DeleteRead and comprehend.
Na im make some of you dey write Jamb like say na marriage.
I swear some men and their bad breath ehn, once dey open their mouth e go be like say na pesin die. And their smelling shoes nko? God of Abraham.
DeleteReason why I don't allow men to remove their shoes when they come to my place Even if na palmoil you use cover your shoe wear am like that I no mind. Kpata Kpata I go mop when e commot. Tufiakwa.
Amaka na lie
DeleteDon't ask me "Did you cum"..... If i did you should be able to tell from my reaction & breath, you were just on me for 3mins + and 1st thg u ask wen ure done is that silly question, ofcus I'd say yes.... i can't kill someones son oh, asking for another round.
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteLwkmd
DeleteOMG u jst killed me... lol.. Stella u will hear gist today tire.. these Bvs are killing me..lwkm
DeleteLmBIGao... unlike you, I will say"no, I didn't cum" and the guy says "are you sure?"smh
DeleteStop kissing her like u want to swallow d whole of her head
ReplyDeleteBut I like sloppy kiss sha.
DeleteChi, that wan is not sloppy kiss o. That wan is as if he wants to pour saliva from his intestine down your throat.
DeleteWhen he's not a puppy, who sloppy kiss epp sef?
@ Queen and boss, you will send so many women to the death row. Have you ever visited the prison? Majority of the women there on death row did exactly what you advice them to do.
ReplyDeleteTurn on...clean toenails..clean nails..fresh breath...smell nice...clean shaven...
ReplyDeleteTurn off...opposite of the above
When a man demand for sex; I hate it! Sex is not same as dating and getting to know each other. It shows me that all his "I love you" mantra is just about pussy and nothing else; oh perhaps boobs. Any man that asks for fuck or starts groping you during courtship or dating does not love you. He only wants to satisfy his lust. And these are the kind of men that will cheat on you in marriage. Such boys should grow up. If you want access to a lady's body, pay the bride price!
ReplyDeleteSweety...you not giving in to his advances does not guarante that he wont cheat when he wifes you,okay?
DeleteBroke men.
ReplyDeleteDon't attempt to kiss me 1st thg in the morning b4 brushing.
ReplyDeleteDon't call anyother girl below 10yrs old sweetheart or dear.
Don't get horny & try to have sex wit me in ur friends house
Don't raise ur voice at me in public or be rude.
Don't compare me with anythg u saw on TV.
Don't condemn the hair i sat for hrs making, just keep shut if u don't like it.
Don't expect me to wear &Co. If we're not married.
Don't tell me of the times u had money, leave it in the past.
Always wash your hands after using the rest room.
ReplyDeleteAfrican-American men don't shave their armpits
ReplyDeleteWhy?
Men, pay the bride price and then fuck!
ReplyDeleteTo think that many ladies will give vagina tomorrow in the name of "I love you" is really sad. I work in a hospital and the most cases of "septic abortions" (abortions that get infected etc.) that we see is usually during the first quarter of the year; a fallout of vaginal pounding during Christmas and valentine. Chai, come and see beautiful dead girls, lost wombs, bedridden ones and so on. What pains me most is that these girls will continue denying that they had abortion as if the doctor is a magistrate that will sentence them to death. One denied aborting till she breathed her last only for the nurses that were to prepare her body for the morgue to pull out a mangled baby's remains from her vagina.
And these boys just continue to prowl on the next victims -any vagina that opens!
Is that what they asked u? Busy body.
DeleteClueless about foreplay and spiting down there just to get me wet. DUDE, IF YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING YOU WOULDN'T NEED THE SALIVA!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThen you have to be over clean for me to knw what I'm suppose to do down there
DeleteGosh I hate guys with body odour, bad Breath and those that think to fart loudly in public is funny,no shame at all.
ReplyDeleteClueless about foreplay and spiting down there just to get me wet. DUDE, IF YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING YOU WOULDN'T NEED THE SALIVA!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteViolent men, whether by actions or words.
ReplyDeleteI love to know that my man can hold it down, no matter the provocation.
Arrogant men. Who told you that you're God's gift to women?
Or that we need y'all to function?
Puleeze!!
Pigs. I don't get people who believes that a man is supposed to be disorganized.
Mba o. Keep yourself and environment clean.
Why look good why your surrounding is a mess?
Hypocrisy!
Long nail groomers.
Nothing like a guy with blunt, buffed nails.
Sexy!
Odour! Body or mouth, I can't stand it.
And if you don't know how to invest in good perfumes to smell nice in addition, you have to learn abeg.
Good smelling men are irresistible.
Men who can't make decisions.
How will I trust you to protect me, when you're easily swayed by other people's feelings or opinions?
How could I forget cheats.
You cheat on me, I find out, I leave your sorry ass.
Sing the 'all men cheat songs' to birds.
Men who don't keep to their word.
A man's word is his bond.
No matter what.
And finally, all those guys who say yes to no sex before marriage and then, start acting up, when you both begin to date.
Falls under a man's word being his bond sef.
#WhiteDiamondOut
I hate arranging his scattered clothes its very annoying because he does it on purpose.
ReplyDeleteMen, pay the bride price and then fuck!
ReplyDeleteTo think that many ladies will give vagina tomorrow in the name of "I love you" is really sad. I work in a hospital and the most cases of "septic abortions" (abortions that get infected etc.) that we see is usually during the first quarter of the year; a fallout of vaginal pounding during Christmas and valentine. Chai, come and see beautiful dead girls, lost wombs, bedridden ones and so on. What pains me most is that these girls will continue denying that they had abortion as if the doctor is a magistrate that will sentence them to death. One denied aborting till she breathed her last only for the nurses that were to prepare her body for the morgue to pull out a mangled baby's remains from her vagina.
And these boys just continue to prowl on the next victims -any vagina that opens! Girls, there is no "rest in peace" if you did not let babies find peace in your womb when the "mistake" of premarital sex was made. If this is your case and you survived it; repent, we all make mistakes.
The guilty ones who do not want to repent are those that will come under my post to rant. Having said it, they will perhaps hide under anonymous and talk about how "nothing happened"! It takes just one day for the thief and murderers to be caught!
It haf do nah.Wetin.If you want to keep ur punani to urself feel free but stop preaching doom.It's a free world.My punani is mine to use as I see fit.
DeleteWhen a guy is dirty and he can keep malice for African ,DAT turns me off.
ReplyDeleteHorrible dentition/bad breath..Unkempt hair(head,armpit n private)..bad dress sense..dirty boxers n singlets..red eyes..sagging..bad grammar..no sense of humour..loud fart..snoring..chewing noisily..short guys..unemotional guys..etc
ReplyDeleteone thing my bf does that turns me off is, licking my ears n nose wit his lizard tongue..lols..kiss but dont lick them bikonu..i love d way he kisses me tho like he cant get enof.. Missing him already.
ReplyDeleteAbegi missing him kor.say what turns you off and swerve....
DeleteMen that refuse to take their bath at night b4 going to bed and snoring ones too.#change#
ReplyDeleteLol get ready for us tomorrow. We will finish you people.
Delete-Quit justifying fornication n citing "all have sinned n gone short of his glory"
ReplyDelete-Try and pay for some things even if u r broke, dont always be on d receiving end, smiling, shrugging n saying thanks.
-Dont be rude in public, I'm not ur subordinate.
-Comparing my cooking style with others, its so annoying
-Quit justifying fornication n citing "all have sinned n gone short of his glory"
ReplyDelete-Try and pay for some things even if u r broke, dont always be on d receiving end, smiling, shrugging n saying thanks.
-Dont be rude in public, I'm not ur subordinate.
-Comparing my cooking style with others, its so annoying
Forming Hard Niggah when ur Just a scared lil boi!!
ReplyDeleteOMG.
ReplyDeleteThere is something I hate so much oooooo.
A guy will be talking to you,he will stretch forth one leg,bend a bit n use one palm to jack his prick n balls up,then bring down the leg.
Jeez
Lol. Omatta guys packing
Delete1) Shave, shave, shave armpits, privates, especially those brown armpit hairs.
ReplyDelete-Please USE A DEORDORANT STICK(roll-ons) on your armpits/underarms. African men please. Perfumes sef na luxury, use a fucking male roll-on to curb that ordor/sweat from the armpit! Together with your after-shave on the chin & temple is enough to give u that fresh clean attractive , turn on smell.
(Use of deodorant/roll-ons goes for women armpits too. Use it more than perfume). Perfume is a luxury .
2) Your mouth, hmmm abeg brush b4 coming to bed especially at night & especially if your are a kisser; whether up or down dia. Love making has to be percieved, feel & smell clean mbok!!
3) Don't eat peppery food , drink wine, then all of a sudden U want to give me head. You want to pepper hot my vigina? You dey craze ? The VJJ is very sensitive.
4) During fingering tins , don't be rubbing my clitoris with all your power. You want break..am? Being too hard on the clit especially with a very dry finger, will cause it to loose sensation & defeat its purpose of arousal.
5) Men , clean/wipe well/ use water if necessary after you finish pooing. If you have anal hair it's imperative that U clean your ass good. Shit dey hang on those hair.
6) Don't bite on the nipple. Suck/ latch on it . It is laced with nerve endings & so it is very sensitive too.
7)Men who don't dress well & refuse to take dressing recommendations from their women. Can't stand a man w a bad coordination of his outfits. Or some who are stuck in the 80s.
8)Huge turn off is a man who argues word for word w a woman.
- A man who would insult a woman with all kinds of obscenity is a turn off. Even if the lady is my rival, it means that's how u will insult me too when the occasion presents. Bye bye.
9) Can't stand a pot bellied fellow or a heavy set dude. Loose that fat, it's unhealthy. At 40 & above that belly fat will cause a lot of harm; erectile dysfunction, diabetes & some other metabolic disorders & related.
10) Can't stand a guy with soft , chubby body; like say u be woman. Abeg your body has to be firm , toned, with some muscle.
So hit the gym or go start running on a trail, start lifting some weights.
On the whole , it's hygiene, physical & a healthy looking body for me.
Note, body ordor comes from the mouth, armpits , perineal area(pubic, anal), your feet(re smelly feet/toes), hair , ears. So cleanliness from head to toe is imperative .
11) huge turn off is a man who 'kisses and tell', means you still have some growing up to do.
You go old. Aunty gwegs. Look for morris chestnut na... The question is how neat are you and your privates too ????
DeleteIf you see the faces of these girls now you go run. They are here forming standards. Abi no be una dey for snm. Orangutan and king Kong faces having an opinion on men too lol
ReplyDeleteKwakwakwakwa...
DeleteRichard this has nothing to do with beauty. Have you seen anyone mention handsome or ugly here?
DeleteJust pick up a pen and write down all the points here so you can upgrade yourself,you sound like a mega loser.
Maybe, next time you join snm, you'll have some thing to offer the ladies there.
It's pretty difficult to carry a conversation successfully when you have bad breath '
Ladies the things men will say about u all will be too much to read oo.. me sha can't wait.. lol
ReplyDeleteGirls that's come across to needdy and they're always trying to compare you with their girlfriend politician sugar daddy are turn off, and girls have mouth odur too so stop making it sound like its just the guys, and please ladies keep your cookie box clean and shaved, I don't want to be pulling hairs out of my teeth. Lastly girls stop asking who every girl in our life is, if we are not married sweetie I owe you just 50% of my attention !!
ReplyDeleteOga, mumu ika, wait for tomorrow you hear?
DeleteHope you don't expect 100%attention too o. You sound like someone who sucks his thumb and whines, awful
I'm in my twenties and my first boyfriend who disvirgened me is 18years older.... he was class personified! Wears white panties, has a calm voice oh I miss his voice and converses really well, sadly we had to break up because my felt I was too young to get married at the time,i was 21 years old then and that was 6 years ago...
ReplyDeleteI have tried to date other younger guys since then but....
Meet A, 31 no real source of income, talks with fake American British accent,went on 5 dates with him and moved on! Can't deal
Meet B, 30 years old, yahoo boy and can't seem to set his priorities straight. Chats with xup? How far? Innit! Etc moved on after a while
Then meet C,35 staff with mobil,spends more time in club than his house...believe he is The best thing to women since washing machine! Arrogant etc
Then finally D,33 great gossip, has no idea when to shut up!
I love older men, *screaming* I LOVE OLDER MEN, their maturity, the class....
Don't blame me, I am just an old soul in a young lady's body
I know I love older men too... *sigh
DeleteAnony 16:19 your are not alone. Same feeling here, I am a young lady with an old soul. I find attractive good looking, slim , well toned older men. That's why my all time crush includes, RMD, SLS, G. Clooney , John King(CNN North America White House correspondent). Something to do with men in the late 40s & early 50s; and a mix of greying & black hair.
DeleteAlso got this younger than me (4yrs younger) fellow in my uni days. His level of maturity is amazing. Such a hardworking, blessed, kind, benevolent , respectful, classy , stylish with a mind blowing swag. I am his crush till till. He is probably trapped in a young man's body. So this life is so mixed up.
lazy men, nagging men, abusive men, arrogant men.
ReplyDeleteItk men, stingy men
No no no no no no
Snoring, poor hygiene, disrespectful... amongst others.
ReplyDeleteWhen a guy is handsome as in good looking, dress well, focus and has something tangible upstairs
ReplyDeleteA quarrelsome man.A man who keeps maliceA stingy man.A man who chews clitoris and pours saliva on the pussy..yuck!!!!
ReplyDeleteA proud man.A man who twists my nipples angrily as if they have a quarrel all in the name of foreplay.A man who uses your past or your secrets against you
A stingy mAn
A stingy man
A stingy man
A stingy man
Anon 16:17 I get you Hun ! How I love older men! Broke up with my bf of 2 years because he is so insecured
ReplyDeleteso I am very busty, I hate it wen I am in an enclosed place with dh and the first thing he always does is to start fondling my boobs,and begging to suck, and wen he does, he latches on like a baby, it is so annoying and childish. why must he be so f***ing needy all d tym.
ReplyDeleteCrying while releasing after 3mins of sex, stingy, thinks he is d best thing to women after brilliant weaves, he regurgitates chews d food again n swallows, bad breath, 0% dress sense, unkempt hair, arrogant... even with his plenty money, I still took to my heels... can't deal abeg... every shade of turn off
ReplyDeleteI hate kiss n tell guyz
ReplyDeleteBody smell generally
My motor is if I can't kiss u I can't date you
So I watch out for mouth smell
I met a guy, d few days I went to his place I never saw him brush, but he uses Listerine mouth wash morning n night, that was a big turn off for me, he got about 20 empty bottles of listerine
I ran, abeg I can't shout
Anyman that use sex has a pay back from a lady
Eg a lady looking for job and u'r in d position to help *connect* her and u demanding for Sex, even b4 u made an effort
No no no for me
We are out together and all u do is stare and drool over other girls around? I could just excuse mysef & walk out on u wtout turnin back. It's a big No no 4me. But if DH does dis all d tym, cud he be a cheat?
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