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Sunday, May 14, 2017

Pastor Who Tried To Imitate Jesus By Walking On Water Feasted On By Crocodiles..

Oh My Goodness!!!

A pastor who tried replicating the Biblical story of Jesus Christ walking on water has been eaten by crocodiles.

The pastor, identified as Jonathan Mthethwa, of the Saint of the Last Days Church, tried the demonstration at a river known as Crocodile River.

Mthethwa, from a local church in White River Mpumalanga died Saturday morning trying to demonstrate the biblical miracle to his congregants.

According to The Herald Zimbabwe, he drowned into the Crocodile River and was seen by his church members getting eaten by 3 crocodiles.

Deacon Nkosi, a member of the church, told the newspaper, “The pastor taught us about faith on Sunday last week.


“He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by 3 large crocodiles in front of us.

“We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”

Pastor Mthethwa was said to have walked into the water and when he was 30 meters inside the river, attempted to ascend above the water so he can start walking, but the 3 crocodile appeared from nowhere and started feasting on him.

Deacon Nkosi added, “They finished him in a couple of minutes.

“All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.”

The country’s emergency agency, ER24 responded to the scene 30 minutes after, but upon arrival, there was not much they could do as the pastor was already dead.


63 comments:

  1. Atheist! Food have come oo, come and be filled

    Meanwhile, IMO he is a fool

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    1. The crocodiles wouldn't even find him delicious cus his brain is empty..

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    2. i'm noy ready to have an orgasm on this post, i knw there are more of his kind raoming free, he just took his own a notch further...

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    3. Did Jesus walk on crocodile water?
      It can only happen in Zimbabwe, Kenya and co.
      Nigeria pastors will never try such stunt because they love life.
      They cannot come and die leaving behind all them babe with massive boobs and ass. That is to say, no be them kill Jesus.

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    4. Lolz... Too many craze people for this blog and Ola gold is no exception
      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  2. This right here πŸ‘† is funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Like its very funny...
      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Veryyyy funnyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜† Psychos everywhere. Smh!!!

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    3. Jezzz even Peter jesus bestie was afraid to walk on wa terrible and one village man decided to embarrass himself

      Super funnyπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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  3. Hahahhaha hahahhaha....

    I am Christ and Christ is Me! I function under his unction.... Raboshasha... I can do all things! I mean all things!

    You see where it ended oga pastor? Rip Sir.

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    1. Your comment is not funny. Stopeeet. What the pastor did is a huge joke but dont mock the word of God...have some respect

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  4. Lol what an idiot

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  5. Hehehehe. At least he fed the crocodiles(God's creation).

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    1. Asin ehn "Na wa o" funny comments while some are just uncool mocking the word of God.

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  6. Laughing of loud..kikikiki you want to be like Jesus? Oh no! Its immposicant ..
    Thou shall not test the lord thy God
    Rip

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  7. So, fasting and praying for one week solves the problem of stupidity?

    *scoffs*

    Happy Sunday, lovelies.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  8. Rest in peace pastor,you caused your own dead..

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  9. God cannot be mocked. We need no signs and wonders, the Bible, holy Spirit & Faith are enough for true believers​. Foolish man.

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    1. Oturugbeke... Nwa pasitor ala nmuooo chai

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  11. The question is, "Did God send him to do it?", he prayed and fasted, "Did he get a reply from God?"

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  12. Mtcheww end time pastor. Serves him right.

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  13. Lobatan!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Go and explain to your maker.

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  14. Why do I find this funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚




    Rip pastor.


    Service​ was awesome..

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  15. Can u imagine! RIP pastor.
    After ds,Will he go to heaven or hell?

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  16. This is so funny...first time commenting though

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  17. Some people do above themselves and to me God could have truly protected him if his intention was good but to me he just wanted fame and attention with this stunt he pulled, hopefully he will make heaven and receive a tap on the back from Jesus for attempting to replicate what he did

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    1. Gbam! You have completed it. What you just said might have bn the case. As Gold Taken said , did he hear from God before doing it ? That's the main thing

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  18. Lol.
    Very funny something.
    Ewu Gambia

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  19. Lmao hahahahahahahahahahahahaha "the only things left were his sandal and underwear" Things like this cannot happen in Nigeria

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    1. Lol... It can't. We're too wise for such

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  20. Stella this should have been included in Sunday laughs.kikikikikikikikiki

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  21. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  22. Do u know how long the crocs has been fasting n praying for fresh meat? God can answer anyone's prayers. This time He did the crocodile's.
    He tested God not to glorify God but himself.....
    #whosendam
    Jesus didnt do some miracles for doing sake, He did bcos there was need for it.

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    1. πŸ”« 😎Sterling Archer πŸ˜ŽπŸ’²14 May 2017 at 15:50

      Shikena!!! You sha funny, no be lie.
      Abeg chop knuckle jorπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š

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  23. This is what happens when you flash God and don't wait for Him to call you.

    The name of the river sef is enough to reset someone's brain.

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  24. LMAO.......who was he trying to impress........God really prepared a feast for the crocs

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  25. Lmao!!!!!!

    Now this is damn funny
    Hahahahaaa
    Kikikikiki
    I cant stop laughing

    Omg!
    I couldn't stop laughing over the second to the last paragraph.

    Epic!

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  26. Zimbabwe and their weird pastors. Another one will still emerge with followers and u'll just wonder. Jesus,pls save ur Church from these wolves in sheep's clothing.

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  27. What was he trying to prove by walking on crocodile infested waters? He simply wanted self aggrandizement 😩.
    God was on His own jeje and he sent himself on an errand.

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  28. The tales coming from East and Southern Africa countries concerning Christianity are so appalling, shameful, ignorant & horrendous. The ignorance of some of the people who look up to these so called 'pastors' is just on a level controlled directly from the pit of hell!

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  29. Mr. Pastor was ashamed of going back on his word. If na for 9ja, the pastor will post his followers indefinitely until Jesus comes. Jst tell me hw you can fall for your own scam? Shebi it's in this same country that a pastor asked his followers to eat grass?

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  30. Hahahhahahahahahaha why am i laughing sef ?






    *hangs leg on the wall*

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  31. This is very funny. May his soul rest in peace.

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  32. This is very funny. May his soul rest in peace.

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  33. #We cannot control or predict how others treat us. Fortunately we are in control of how we treat ourselves and that has an incredible impact*

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  34. Sunday laughs was so dry except Buhari always disappearing. Maybe this would have been in Sunday laughs.

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  35. "We still don't understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week"
    Since when did fasting n prayer equal to being Christ
    Religion is really the opium of the people

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