STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
ONE NAIRA KULI KULI GBOLA
Thank God for my husband who has a very small gbola, a very small tiny something and although he doesn't cheat on me butut am tired .
We did no sxxx till marriage.
On our wedding night he was so shy and I was so hxrny and had high libido,I was ready to be devoured but this man brought out his one naira kulikuli ....goshhh.
I wept!
The worst part is that it didn't stand through out the night.
Please where can I buy good sxxxx toys. I don't want to cheat on a good man. Thanks.
Nobody will give you any tip to get any toy...I wont enable such comment.
First off, do you know the damage you will do to him a s a man if he finds out you are using the toys?Do you want to kill his man pride?
Why don't you have a conversation about it and tell him all the reasons you need one? Involve him in the buying process and choose one together with him.....Seeing you use it might even help his ''One naira kulikuli'' rise to the occasion, even if its for a bit....
At the end of the day eh, sxx is not food and a good man is worth more than 100 cums.
First off, do you know the damage you will do to him a s a man if he finds out you are using the toys?Do you want to kill his man pride?
Why don't you have a conversation about it and tell him all the reasons you need one? Involve him in the buying process and choose one together with him.....Seeing you use it might even help his ''One naira kulikuli'' rise to the occasion, even if its for a bit....
At the end of the day eh, sxx is not food and a good man is worth more than 100 cums.
Use the toy but do it with his approval so that you dont have to be hiding it like a thief.
Hmmmm Poster, calling his deek, "one naira kulikuli" is just wrong. Talk to him about sex toys, browse the internet together. Cos even though sex ain't food, it's one of the koko in a relationship.
ReplyDelete@sdk, we keep hearing up and down that sex is food oooo. Especially from the angle of the man. So how this man wan do, I don't know.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it possible to grow it? Men in the house...pls answer.
It's an organ...I guess it has limited growth...abeg what do I know sef
DeleteGod help you guys out @poster
For ppl with high libido it is food for them. Are there not men who have boasted of sleeping with 100+ women. I have one uncle whom I am sure is over 100 easily. King Solomon's DNA is raging in many men and women today..lol
DeleteIt isn't possible to grow anything down there. He might need to get very creative with his head game I suppose but he might just be shooting himself in the foot. When the head gets to be so good, the woman might want to be taken to pound town and how is he going to do that?
DeleteHe'll need to work on his stamina so he can last in bed. You can't have a small peepee and still be a one minute man.
He lied to you pls
ReplyDeleteYou’rea good woman. And you have a good man. I don’t judge people for what they can’t control or change
ReplyDeleteI hate any form of dishonest. He was aware of his status but chose to keep it from you, a "good man'" indeed. Seeking his permission to get an adult toy can be used against you if care is not taken, don't go about the whole thing like you're at fault, have discussion with him and tell him what you want to reslove to.
ReplyDeleteFelicity
Please, don't use such words on your husband. Why not have a conversation with him?
ReplyDeleteGo to the Internet you will see online sex toy shops.And they deliver discreetly.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why you started your message by thanking God. For what exactly? And again, you are making it look like the reason for his kulikuli penis was because you people didn't have sex before marriage? 😏
ReplyDeletePlease if you or anyone you know have such secrets or worst, kindly tell your intending spouse. It's unfair selfish and w.ucked.. this is deception.
ReplyDeleteThis woman was deceived into this marriage. How are we sure the whole nice and "good man" is not because of this?
He ought to have owned up before marriage and allow the woman to choose between having a good man or a 100 cum.
Moreseo, who says one can't have both?
How can a begining of marriage be filled with such traum.atic experience?
Poster, kindly know that you were deceived and have this discussion with him. Let him know how fru.strated you are in the other room. And how you need a long lasting solution for your wellbeing and the marriage. Then you both should explore ways that you both can satisfy each other maximally.
And do not let him or anyone guilt trip you in anyway . Cos nah one chance be this.
I could be wrong , but I think the whole good man thing is just a Facade to keep you. If he is truly a good man, he wouldn't have deceived you or pretended to wait till marriage before the do for the wrong reasons . (To hide his secret. Not for godly reason as he might have protected)
So sorry about this.
Una Dey talk oo. So cos of a lie he has been judged completely on that?. What he did was wrong yes. But people can be desperate. Doesn’t warrant calling him names facade and all. Na wa for una oo
DeleteIt's your husband's manhood you are calling tiny one naira kulikuli.
ReplyDeleteHope you know you are dense.
Ayayayayaya!! One Naira KuliKuli for his gbola...Sorry I have to laugh 😆😆😆😆😆 You are not nice at all....
ReplyDeleteAnd your opening line is weird, why are you thanking God he has small gbola...Is this your open invitation to cheat on him? Please discuss with him, he can purchase external gbola to service you without resorting to surgery....Have you visited a fertility doctor if he is producing sp3rm despite his size if you are considering children?
I think you should go though this with respect because most men take pride in their 3rd leg...There is a solution around it but it requires a lot of respect, patience and hardwork....
All the best....
Take Stella's advice.
ReplyDeleteWell, if he is willing there are prosthetics he can wear to aid his needs. May be a bit embarrassing at first but the most realistic option for what you have described if you are desiring a more profound penetration. I am not sure how such a conversation would go, especially if he is a modest person. If hurting his feelings is the issue, any conversation you bring up related to toys will cause pain, unless you make it as though you have suddenly become extra freaky which could also backfire if he start thinking you are cheating or thinking of such. You would probably have to frame it around aging and increased hormones. If you have the funds you could approach a seck counsellor for help.
ReplyDeleteDo your own online research, Amazon sell some products on their website and there are other options that are discreet. I am not sure where you are geographically, but I know there are home parties for women where products are sold and other independent suppliers. Check social media as well.
Hmmm this is why I am team check before marriage. If you’re planning to marry someone, spend at least a night with them, do not necessarily have to have sex with them but be sure say that thing dey rise and see that the size is to your satisfaction. E get why.
ReplyDeleteMy friend met a Consultant surgeon in his 40s and he is unmarried. I told her it’s weird that a man his age and that successful is single, something isn’t adding up. I asked her if she has been intimate, she said no, he said they should with till wedding night. I said nope, you must check it out.
This guy made several excuses not to spend the night with her. How can you be clubbing but refuse intimacy with your fiancé??? Na so we plan am block am for house o. My friend stayed over and that was out she found out that this man has a peepee the size of a baby 😳
Can you imagine the deception?
He was now pleading and begging her not to leave him. So he wanted to deceive her into marriage.
Men please be sincere about your male reproductive organs, a woman that will stay, will stay.
The sad thing is so many of those men with undeveloped members would not look twice at a woman with flat chest or small yansh.
DeleteIt is deception. Seck is the only thing that you must do with your spouse alone and no one else while married, so be upfront if you expect someone to spend the rest of their life with you. Ain’t no shame is being small, because there is a woman whose body is made perfectly for that size, just find your own fit.
This is deception na.
ReplyDeleteLadies even if you’re celebrate before marriage, make sure the gbola stand attention in your presence, that way you can see the size or you use you elbow stylishly brush that area make you check the thing.
Sometimes, even if you two are not doing that thing during courtship, it's good to use play play and let your hand near his thing at least you will know the size. But what if it's big and it does not rise on wedding night. Chai yea ntooo
ReplyDeleteWomen and Pen..s sha! It's called a reproductive organ! It must not be like horse own..as long as he can impregnate you. You should manage..
ReplyDeleteNeither must it be the size of a groundnut
DeleteNa mumu dey do no xes before marriage ooo
ReplyDelete@Miss Aboki, I disagree. It is God's standard. And does He have a solution for those with small organs? Yes because with God all things are possible.
DeleteGod expects to be as honest as possible. And then He can take it from there.
If they are prayer people, there is a miracle waiting for them if they can just trust God. Is He not the one that created the man?
So, someone who'd doesn't try or taste is honouring and respecting God's standard.
Na mumu? So the holy books preaching against premarital sex, did that for mumus?
DeleteNo sex before marriage is God's command. Obeying God is not foolishness.
DeleteI started group s..x at the age of 13/14 with horny housemaids from other houses. My reward was Fan ice-cream, Condensed milk and Baba Dudu. It went on till our housemaid left. Then, my older sister's friends started picking on me, though, it was just sucking of boobs and licking plates but it was more rampant till I got admission into secondary school.
ReplyDeleteI got admission into secondary school with a perverted mind. My Junior secondary days was fixated on bigger girls with BIG BOOBS, (deliberately wrote that in caps because that is where wahala started)I was quickly inducted into this ring of kids with similar piverted minds and we would wait behind after school to kiss and do all sorts. My parents got divorced in my last term of Jss1 and myself and my little sister got shipped to my extremely religious uncle's house in our village.
That change of environment and singular action suppressed my piverted mind and really helped with my healing process: for a while.
My secondary school days was normal and nothing eventful because we sleep, eat, drink and regurgitate the Holy book! This particular episode or chapter of my life gave me a conscience till today.
I got admission to the university....gat to go
You still writing your story.
DeleteWaoow! Please I beg, dont let this story delay. I remember you said you'd be dropping it on each chronicle.
DeleteSorry, you unpacked below expectations order.
ReplyDeleteTake Stella advice.
BV official prestige
Some things are better discussed before marriage. I understand your point about keeping sex until marriage, but the mistake you made was not asking about or discussing his "gbola" size beforehand. Now you’re disappointed and regretting it.
ReplyDeleteHowever, size doesn’t always matter, what matters is how well he uses it.
Besides, Stella has already given you the best advice. Just carry him along and work together to improve thing
Well, he ain’t doing shyt with it since she is sending in this chronicle.
DeleteHave a conversation with him and seek help. Walk with him through the process. Please, so you don't end up bruising his ego and running into wrong hands o
ReplyDeleteKai! Poster there must be a solution.
ReplyDeleteGive him every support he needs to seek help medically.
Discuss having outside partner
ReplyDeleteOr he can go for surgery
Surgery can add one or two inches
Surgery is risky. One Belgian billionaire some years back lost his life doing penile enlargement surgery. Apparently he had everything money could buy and always wanted a bigger peen, the man was older too, over 60 yrs old, and ended up in the spirit world. I still don’t understand if he lived to that age with his Vienna sausage why he insisted on getting surgery. Vanity surgeries after 60 just seem so pointless🤷🏽♀️
DeleteBecause of sex,you labelled him that? Go online and look for means to enjoy your husband,with his size. Almost everything is online now. 🙄🙄🙄
ReplyDeleteWhat did she marry for
DeleteThis is grounds for an annulment. Just incase you were wondering. He decieved you
ReplyDeleteYup
DeleteHe wants to use nice guy to cover up
Chai. This life. You can't have it all. Don't tell him about your toys ooo. Buy it and use it in your quiet moments
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