My grandmother was partly Fulani and a ChrisLam who took Sadaqah (charity) very seriously. She would often cook and share food and small cash in the neighborhood. So me sef wanted to be like her, but I no get shishi. So my own was to borrow from her bag (to pay back when I grew up) and do my own Sadaqah with my friends at school.
One day she caught me borrowing from her bag and e shock her. She sat me down, cautioned me, and then told me a story about three infamous brothers who were thieves.
She said they took their stealing to another level (strong juju things) that chiefs and kings honored and feared them. They would rob, return to celebrate and be celebrated.
One day they saw an old JJC man who came to their town to do business, carrying a big bag of money. They attacked him, snatched the bag and fled. They stopped at a popular "beer parlour" to celebrate their win.
Everybody know say them be proud thief nah. So whenever them return from a trip, them go announce say them don successfully run people street, and have cash out o, then share money/buy drinks and food for people.
They were like celebrity y*h*o boys of their time.
Young girls dey rush them. Older women too. Even some long throat married women were secretly not left out.
When they finished eating and drinking that day, they unzipped the bag to bring out the booty, lo and behold, a raven π¦⬛ and an owl π¦slowly flew out of the now paper-filled bag. All three brothers exclaimed at once ''oh! Na birds o". Instant kolomental hit them.
They were taken for treatment spiritually and otherwise, but kolewerked.
By then, the JJC businessman was long gone without a trace. Two of the brothers di3d later, but one is said to still be alive, with his hair all gray, and shouting "oh na birds o" at the back of an old market. Poor grandpa. Sad.
After hearing this story ehn, even if you be my blood or bestie, nothing go ever make me near your bag.π π»♀️
This story na wa. Probably that business man knew them very well and decided to teach them a life time lessons. He could even be a jazzman or spirit sef
Today is valentine eve, I’m using side eyes to look at hubby and expecting Val gift while I gift him good wishes and motivational words. I love my husband but words can explain how much I love him so I will give him my words.
Good evening everyone, hope everyone is doing good Today's Valentine's sells and waybills was a successful one but... I'm in the hospital right now with one of my Anty she in (ICU) so no sleep for me like thisππ It's well with us please wish her quick recovery π€
The 'eagle' landed on Monday and I am done now. Even if something wan still comot, na small drop e go be. No lele. Next week Wednesday na Ash Wednesday. Make I collect some sugar before that time.
My compound lover and I don settle our dispute. Throughout the Christmas holiday, a lady was in his house and he claimed she is just a friend. Just a friend na him your sister comot for house for una? I just pack am one side. E come be like say the Tiv lady wey dey opposite my apartment was giving the girl information, cos that one sef dey jealous us. The girl.come begin come every weekend oo. For her mind, she think say I go follow her dey drag the guy, emi ko. For preek wey nor big? Lol. Today now, as I dey return from work, the guy come follow me to my doorstep to check out my confirm stock jeans. Tomorrow is valentine's day, he wants to pave way. He is not aware say 'opon apala ti sun'. They have left him behind. I don leave am for his student babe, make them dey read 1, 2, 3 together.
F*cking a colleague at work, we had a disagreement and he withdrew his d*ck, no lele ooooo I go still find someone else for our workplace to pepper the weyrey. Chop your pr*ck oooo, no just bring am close to me again Sha.
21.55 continue oh, before u know am u go don gbensh the whole office....sebi u no sabi say no respect to gbensh colleague? better just end am with this one oh....
Warning.π THIS COMMENT IS FOR THOSE WITH THE SARCASTIC CAPACITY.
This is the greatest week of all times. Top on the icing is Iron lady Kathryn Ruemmler's resignation. My bestie in JP Morgan did a video jumping on her right palmπ€Έ. Watched it 6 times so far.ππ So Kathy made people rejoice? Her rivals are extremely happy,letting go all these? Goldman Sachs drops things thick in earnings, oh well.Bye Kathy.
The Democrats have it. Attorney Ted Lieu. Dikeπ€Give them. Smoke their miserable baby munching asses. We're watching clips on biggest teleprompter here while biting hot small chops with another family, facial expressions are very important to capture ππ€
Who raised Jasmine Crockett? oh sweet Jesus, Lady is a grenade, whatπ²
Attorney General Pam Bondi sexy meanie, isn't this the end of the road? π✌️ The faces I ran into yesterday wore funny cheeky sparks, what was waited for since 2 decades is here, finally.πj
Someone amongst My Munchkins mistakenly added Me to their whatsapp group chat. I don laugh tire with what one of the was saying about Me π We shall see on Monday π kai
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My grandmother was partly Fulani and a ChrisLam who took Sadaqah (charity) very seriously. She would often cook and share food and small cash in the neighborhood. So me sef wanted to be like her, but I no get shishi.
ReplyDeleteSo my own was to borrow from her bag (to pay back when I grew up) and do my own Sadaqah with my friends at school.
One day she caught me borrowing from her bag and e shock her. She sat me down, cautioned me, and then told me a story about three infamous brothers who were thieves.
She said they took their stealing to another level (strong juju things) that chiefs and kings honored and feared them.
They would rob, return to celebrate and be celebrated.
One day they saw an old JJC man who came to their town to do business, carrying a big bag of money.
They attacked him, snatched the bag and fled.
They stopped at a popular "beer parlour" to celebrate their win.
Everybody know say them be proud thief nah. So whenever them return from a trip, them go announce say them don successfully run people street, and have cash out o, then share money/buy drinks and food for people.
They were like celebrity y*h*o boys of their time.
Young girls dey rush them. Older women too. Even some long throat married women were secretly not left out.
When they finished eating and drinking that day, they unzipped the bag to bring out the booty, lo and behold, a raven π¦⬛ and an owl π¦slowly flew out of the now paper-filled bag. All three brothers exclaimed at once ''oh! Na birds o". Instant kolomental hit them.
They were taken for treatment spiritually and otherwise, but kolewerked.
By then, the JJC businessman was long gone without a trace.
Two of the brothers di3d later, but one is said to still be alive, with his hair all gray, and shouting "oh na birds o" at the back of an old market. Poor grandpa. Sad.
After hearing this story ehn, even if you be my blood or bestie, nothing go ever make me near your bag.π π»♀️
Na wah ooooooooooooo
DeleteAunty SDK, na so e sele o. Me and person bag = divorce
DeleteHmmmm
DeleteMake we no lie. This story no sweet abeg.
DeleteThis story na wa. Probably that business man knew them very well and decided to teach them a life time lessons. He could even be a jazzman or spirit sef
DeleteOld folks be telling dramatic stories that will put the fear of God in you.
DeleteAim achievedπ
Even if the story is a fiction, grandma aim had been achieved
DeleteFor a successful week & hustles, thank you Lord.
ReplyDeleteCold night.
©️ TEEJAY
God be praised. Happy weekend
DeleteOluwa seun
DeletePleasant weekend to you too.
DeleteThanks MeJhay.
©️ TEEJAY
Enjoy π
DeleteThank God is Friday πππππ
ReplyDeleteYayπ
DeleteHappy Friday
Naso oooo
DeleteWe gather dey here
Today is valentine eve, I’m using side eyes to look at hubby and expecting Val gift while I gift him good wishes and motivational words. I love my husband but words can explain how much I love him so I will give him my words.
ReplyDeleteπ π€£ π
DeleteRepent ooh. It's not too last to give him dollars bouquet π
DeleteLol, biko don"t use words to express your love to your husband, buy him gift.
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DeleteThis cracked me up really hard π
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DeleteReally not funny
DeleteI know you're kidding
DeleteMake I laugh small π€£π€£
DeleteFriday night gist...
ReplyDeleteBring it on as e dey hot
Just got back π
ReplyDeleteI'm here to read gists
Gist us and no come just sit down dey block road ooooπ€¦π€¦π€¦
DeleteGood evening everyone, hope everyone is doing good
ReplyDeleteToday's Valentine's sells and waybills was a successful one but...
I'm in the hospital right now with one of my Anty she in (ICU) so no sleep for me like thisππ
It's well with us
please wish her quick recovery π€
Wishing her speedy recovery and God's healing.
DeleteHugs
Pele...
DeletePerfect healing to her..just dey play games on ur phone or look for someone to keep u busy with chst
Oh dear... I wish her speedy recovery.
DeleteICU, thats serious . God's Healing on her . Peleπ«
DeleteI wish her speedy recovery
DeleteDivine healing upon her.
DeleteGod’s healing hand upon her now. Be strong dear. It will end in joy
DeleteHealing hands of God will rest upon her.
DeleteSpeedy recovery π
DeleteThanks to you all and God bless π
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ReplyDeleteSome people are enjoying cool weather and some of us are sweating cos of the heat. Life go balance.
ReplyDeleteSDK, mama hope you're good now? Speedy recovery maπ
I cannot stand heat at all
DeleteNa heat dey here bayii
DeleteLife no balance
The 'eagle' landed on Monday and I am done now. Even if something wan still comot, na small drop e go be. No lele. Next week Wednesday na Ash Wednesday. Make I collect some sugar before that time.
ReplyDeleteMy compound lover and I don settle our dispute. Throughout the Christmas holiday, a lady was in his house and he claimed she is just a friend. Just a friend na him your sister comot for house for una? I just pack am one side. E come be like say the Tiv lady wey dey opposite my apartment was giving the girl information, cos that one sef dey jealous us. The girl.come begin come every weekend oo. For her mind, she think say I go follow her dey drag the guy, emi ko. For preek wey nor big? Lol. Today now, as I dey return from work, the guy come follow me to my doorstep to check out my confirm stock jeans. Tomorrow is valentine's day, he wants to pave way. He is not aware say 'opon apala ti sun'. They have left him behind. I don leave am for his student babe, make them dey read 1, 2, 3 together.
I like you abi
DeleteYou no day hide your own. Correct babe
F*cking a colleague at work, we had a disagreement and he withdrew his d*ck, no lele ooooo
DeleteI go still find someone else for our workplace to pepper the weyrey.
Chop your pr*ck oooo, no just bring am close to me again Sha.
Some people are mad ooooo
Baddest woman...πππππ
DeleteApala don move to next level but wait ooo, u actually enjoyed that same small kini oooo .
The Lord is ur strength shaaaa
What is going on here??ππ
Delete21.55 continue oh, before u know am u go don gbensh the whole office....sebi u no sabi say no respect to gbensh colleague? better just end am with this one oh....
DeleteThe rain today was needed
ReplyDeleteThe heat has been terrible.
Happy weekendπ
Send small abeg
Delete❤️
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ReplyDeleteTomorrow is valentines and my man hasn’t chatted me today.. okay nah.
ReplyDeleteSdk I greet you oo you nor dey do singles and mingles again people dey look for true love oo
ReplyDeleteBia, who was that person that went to tell my husband that she knows me on this blog! Oya come, let’s throw hands oh
ReplyDeleteFor real??
DeleteI swear! Instead of the person to even ‘hi’ me first, na straight to my husband π
DeleteNow your comments will change or tone down but no run ooo. The no try at all. Offcourse.
DeleteWarning.π
ReplyDeleteTHIS COMMENT IS FOR THOSE WITH THE SARCASTIC CAPACITY.
This is the greatest week of all times.
Top on the icing is Iron lady Kathryn Ruemmler's resignation. My bestie in JP Morgan did a video jumping on her right palmπ€Έ. Watched it 6 times so far.ππ So Kathy made people rejoice? Her rivals are extremely happy,letting go all these? Goldman Sachs drops things thick in earnings, oh well.Bye Kathy.
The Democrats have it. Attorney Ted Lieu. Dikeπ€Give them. Smoke their miserable baby munching asses.
We're watching clips on biggest teleprompter here while biting hot small chops with another family, facial expressions are very important to capture ππ€
Who raised Jasmine Crockett? oh sweet Jesus, Lady is a grenade, whatπ²
Attorney General Pam Bondi sexy meanie, isn't this the end of the road? π✌️ The faces I ran into yesterday wore funny cheeky sparks, what was waited for since 2 decades is here, finally.πj
Is this person alright bayi? π€
DeleteSomeone amongst My Munchkins mistakenly added Me to their whatsapp group chat.
ReplyDeleteI don laugh tire with what one of the was saying about Me π
We shall see on Monday π kai
How cuteπ
DeleteOke ikpu puta oke amu ala ya
ReplyDelete