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Shout out and hugs to everyone...
Some people are inspired by the things u write..
Some people monitor ur comments and posts to see or know what's happening to you....bless them with your words and teach them how things are done.....You never know whose life your words will impact on so well that they impact on those around them...Good deeds always get a chain reaction, and so do bad things!!!
Have an amazing day sweetie....
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A Memo to Social Media Monitoring Spirits
To all the monitoring spirits roaming up and down social media, taking screenshots, twisting stories, and carrying people’s matter on your heads like gala trays — this memo is for you.
Stop hovering. Stop watching people’s lives like it is your full‑time employment. Stop waiting for posts to misinterpret. Stop monitoring timelines that do not concern you. Face your own life, your own growth, your own responsibilities.
If you must monitor something, monitor your peace, your progress, your bank account, your character, and your destiny. Leave people’s pages alone. Leave people’s marriages alone. Leave people’s friendships alone. Leave people’s happiness alone.
This memo is stamped, signed, and delivered.
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TEACHER LIFE
Over the summer, teachers were asked to make sure the children attended summer school.
There was this particular child who didn't attend at all.
His mother was quite close to the school owner, so she called to find out why her child wasn't coming.
The mother explained:
“Oh, his class teacher comes to our house for private lessons and advised me not to enrol him for summer school since she would be taking him for home lessons.”
Apparently, the teacher had told the mother this in confidence, probably thinking she was doing her a favour and helping her save the cost of summer school.
Unfortunately for her, the mother sold her out.
The owner asked, “Who is this teacher?”
She mentioned the name.
My brethren...
The teacher was called in and confronted about the conversation.
After that confrontation, she resigned jejely because the way she would have been frustrated if she had stayed, I don't even want to imagine it.
Imagine telling someone something in confidence because you think you're helping them, only for them to carry your full gist dash school owner.
My brethren, be careful who you do favours for.
That Mother was very wicked oh...Even if the teacher did not tell her not to say anything, didnt she use her brain? Kaiiiiiiiiiii....... I hope she did not go back tpo teach the child......
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WEIRD FACTS
--- Steve Jobs was adopted. His biological father was Abdulfattah Jandali, a Syrian Muslim.
--- When you're happy, you enjoy the music. But, when you're sad, you understand the lyrics.
--- Just like Earthquakes happen on Earth, the Moon has Moonquakes. They happen less frequently than Earthquakes and have smaller magnitudes. They are related to the tidal stresses associated with the varying distance between the Earth and Moon.
---: Somebody addicted to negativity, even when they are happy.
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IF YOU CANNOT BUY A PLANE TICKET DONT GET MARRIED!!!
"If you cannot pay for your flight ticket, don't marry.
If you're a young lady and you don't have a job, don't dream. It is not there by moonlight.
If you don't have anything you're doing, don't marry.
A man can navigate his life, but a woman cannot navigate inside marriage. It's hard, very, very hard for you to navigate.
That's why you see some women who get married to someone who is not meant for them stay there. It's not as if they cannot come out. They are thinking about how to come out and start all over again, navigating through life.
The marriages we see these days are not the same as the marriages of my father's time.
Every man you see wants a helper."
~ Female pastor advises young ladies to build their careers and achieve financial independence before getting married.
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Imagine telling someone something in confidence because you think you're helping them, only for them to carry your full gist dash school owner.
My brethren, be careful who you do favours for.
That Mother was very wicked oh...Even if the teacher did not tell her not to say anything, didnt she use her brain? Kaiiiiiiiiiii....... I hope she did not go back tpo teach the child......
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WEIRD FACTS
--- Steve Jobs was adopted. His biological father was Abdulfattah Jandali, a Syrian Muslim.
--- When you're happy, you enjoy the music. But, when you're sad, you understand the lyrics.
--- Just like Earthquakes happen on Earth, the Moon has Moonquakes. They happen less frequently than Earthquakes and have smaller magnitudes. They are related to the tidal stresses associated with the varying distance between the Earth and Moon.
---: Somebody addicted to negativity, even when they are happy.
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IF YOU CANNOT BUY A PLANE TICKET DONT GET MARRIED!!!
"If you cannot pay for your flight ticket, don't marry.
If you're a young lady and you don't have a job, don't dream. It is not there by moonlight.
If you don't have anything you're doing, don't marry.
A man can navigate his life, but a woman cannot navigate inside marriage. It's hard, very, very hard for you to navigate.
That's why you see some women who get married to someone who is not meant for them stay there. It's not as if they cannot come out. They are thinking about how to come out and start all over again, navigating through life.
The marriages we see these days are not the same as the marriages of my father's time.
Every man you see wants a helper."
~ Female pastor advises young ladies to build their careers and achieve financial independence before getting married.
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I was told the same thing but on the day i got married, there was no money in my account...Some advice no be for everybody...You can marry and build yourself in the marriage....
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DO NOT DESTROY YOURSELF TRYING TO PLEASE AN UNFAITHFUL MAN
Some men will never get enough, no matter how committed, loyal, patient, prayerful and diligent you are.
You can give them your whole heart, stand by them when nobody else does, sacrifice your comfort, cover their weaknesses, believe in their dreams, build with them, pray for them and still discover that you were never the only woman occupying their heart.
That realization can break something deep inside you because you start asking yourself, “What did I not do? Where did I fail? What more could I have given?” But sometimes, woman, the problem was never that you were not enough. The problem was that he was never satisfied with one woman.
There are men who will make you feel like you are the most special woman on earth until you discover that the same words, the same promises, the same attention and the same sweet gestures are being repeated with other women.
You thought you were building something unique, only to realize you were simply another name on a long list. And this is one of the most painful things a woman can discover because you don't just grieve the man, you grieve the version of the relationship you believed you had. You grieve the years, the sacrifices, the prayers, the memories and the future you imagined.
Please hear me carefully: Do not destroy yourself trying to compete for a man's ability to be faithful. You cannot love a man into contentment. You cannot cook better, dress better, pray harder, submit more, become more beautiful or become the perfect wife and suddenly give a man the character he has refused to develop.
Commitment is a character decision. Fidelity is a character decision. Contentment is a character decision. A woman can support a man's growth, but she cannot manufacture integrity inside him.
And if you ever find yourself in that place, don't immediately conclude that the other woman was better than you. She may not be. She may simply be the next person who encountered a man who has not learned how to be satisfied, honest and responsible with one woman's heart. Know your worth without becoming arrogant. Love deeply without losing yourself.
Give your marriage your best, but don't confuse sacrifice with self-destruction. Because there is a difference between fighting for a marriage and begging someone to choose you. You deserve to be loved with intention, protected with loyalty and chosen even when nobody is watching.
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DO NOT DESTROY YOURSELF TRYING TO PLEASE AN UNFAITHFUL MAN
Some men will never get enough, no matter how committed, loyal, patient, prayerful and diligent you are.
You can give them your whole heart, stand by them when nobody else does, sacrifice your comfort, cover their weaknesses, believe in their dreams, build with them, pray for them and still discover that you were never the only woman occupying their heart.
That realization can break something deep inside you because you start asking yourself, “What did I not do? Where did I fail? What more could I have given?” But sometimes, woman, the problem was never that you were not enough. The problem was that he was never satisfied with one woman.
There are men who will make you feel like you are the most special woman on earth until you discover that the same words, the same promises, the same attention and the same sweet gestures are being repeated with other women.
You thought you were building something unique, only to realize you were simply another name on a long list. And this is one of the most painful things a woman can discover because you don't just grieve the man, you grieve the version of the relationship you believed you had. You grieve the years, the sacrifices, the prayers, the memories and the future you imagined.
Please hear me carefully: Do not destroy yourself trying to compete for a man's ability to be faithful. You cannot love a man into contentment. You cannot cook better, dress better, pray harder, submit more, become more beautiful or become the perfect wife and suddenly give a man the character he has refused to develop.
Commitment is a character decision. Fidelity is a character decision. Contentment is a character decision. A woman can support a man's growth, but she cannot manufacture integrity inside him.
And if you ever find yourself in that place, don't immediately conclude that the other woman was better than you. She may not be. She may simply be the next person who encountered a man who has not learned how to be satisfied, honest and responsible with one woman's heart. Know your worth without becoming arrogant. Love deeply without losing yourself.
Give your marriage your best, but don't confuse sacrifice with self-destruction. Because there is a difference between fighting for a marriage and begging someone to choose you. You deserve to be loved with intention, protected with loyalty and chosen even when nobody is watching.
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THINGS ABOUT FART THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW
√ Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chewing gum, hide it from them.
√ Most of the farting happens at night when we sleep.
√ If you have very tight sphincter you will produce louder farts as they have smaller tighter area to squeeze out from.
√ Farts go as fast as 10 ft/sec.
√ Female farts tend to be stinkier as females have higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.
√ Men fart more than wome
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ReplyDeleteUntil you step outside the shores of Nigeria, you'll never understand what good governance is all about and how badly corrupt and messy Nigeria has become due to the abysmal and total failure of good governance. What baffles me most is seeing people who have lived abroad, or still live there, and have seen how governance should work, yet still support how deficient Nigeria has become. It leaves me speechless and makes me question their humanity.
People are truly suffering in this country.
Last week, I went to refill my gas. I wanted to buy 12kg when I heard a lady tell the pump attendant to give her gas worth of ₦200. Yes, you read that correctly, ₦200. I thought I didn't hear well until she paid.
As she was about to leave, I called her and asked, "What will that cook for you?" She smiled and said she just wanted to use it to warm her food. I had to pay for an additional 3kg for her and reduced mine from the initial 12kg I planned to buy.
The other day, I was buying things from a shop when a woman with a child strapped to her back finished buying foodstuff and felt like eating a snack she saw. She picked it, but just as she was about to leave, she realized she needed Hypo for laundry. She dropped the snack and picked the Hypo instead. She said something that touched me, even though she said it jokingly, "See wetin person wey no get money cause."
I told her to take the snack, this time two. I told the seller to add it to my bill. She thanked me excitedly. She gave one to her little daughter on her back, and I saw the smile on that little girl's face. How much was the snack? Just ₦200 for one.
The list is endless.
Due to the way I carry myself, people always assume I have figured life out or that everything is rosy for me. Funnily enough, I don't even have enough, but I'm always touched when I see the little help I can render. My prayer has always been for God to bless me beyond expectations so I can touch lives and help as many people as I can.
It's really not easy out there. Be kind in words and actions to everyone you meet out there.
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When I wrote here in 2024 that I stopped getting upset at the people constantly asking me for money, when I traveled to Nigeria in 2024, ppl thought I just wanted to talk!
DeleteThe level of hardship almost brought me to tears. And when I traveled 3 months ago, it was even worse
The Economy is really bad so every little help to others goes a Long way. God bless you.
DeleteHello Sir TJ.
I saw the video that man should save his hypocrisy tears. Every where in the world are facing it. Enough pls.
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DeleteHmmm..indeed people are really suffering. There is too much hunger in the land.
DeleteGod bless you for helping out.
May God help us all.
Nice one Tee, don’t worry very soon God will answer you and shut up all the people that mock you.. Anon 14:27 just try and be honest for once nig is in a very bad shape like this.,
DeleteYou mean everyone in Germany is rich?
DeleteWhile almost 10% of Nigerians are poor, hardship is everywhere.
There are people in Nigeria who have never stepped out of the country but are better off than some people who have travelled abroad.
You guys should stop painting Nigeria as a bad country. It is only our government that is bad; our dear country is not!
Poor people are everywhere.
Kidnapping is everywhere.
Sickness is everywhere.
Even bad governments exist everywhere.
No country is perfect. Every country has its own challenges.
@ Icefish seller, I wouldn't want to say the point I made flew over your head even though it actually did. Who's talking about rich and poverty comparison here? Did you read my comment very well to understand I was talking about governance. What area will you compare Nigeria in good governance with any other developed countries?
DeleteSometimes you people shouldn't comment for the sake of engagement but because you really understand the subject matter.
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It's because the system here somehow condones rubbish.Why you will see someone that have lived abroad, comes here and be doing all manner of shits he dares not try over there.
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Please bvs in the house, what is your favorite verse in the book of Psalms? How do you use it to get your prayers answered? Please, I want to know because I don't know how to use it; I don't really get the drift. And my mother keeps screaming, ''Use Psalms to pray in water always and get your breakthrough" She attends one of those churches that wear white. The only ones I am used to is Psalm 23 and Psalm 51.
ReplyDeleteI read the whole psalm and amazingly I feel loved,assured of God's Grace,I feel at Peace.
DeleteSo Dear Anon you can still continue with your psalm 23/ 51 or read the Whole psalm,
May God grant you all your good desires.
Since your mom keeps screaming about using psalms in water for breakthrough, shouldn't she be the best person to ask?
DeleteYou couldn't ask your own mother that is an ogbologbo in using Psalms but you can ask total strangers.
Delete14:39 e shock you too?
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DeleteYou do not need to worry or feel confused about how to use the Psalms for prayer, and you do not have to stress yourself over water rituals or loud screaming if your heart is not there. Using the Psalms simply means taking the words written by King David and turning them into your own personal talk with God. Since you already know Psalm 23, you can use it easily by reading it slowly and changing the words to fit your current situation. For example, when it says "The Lord is my shepherd," you can pray out loud and say, "Lord, because you are my shepherd, I know you will lead me out of this confusion and provide a job or breakthrough for me today." You do not need any special magic or complicated steps; God just wants you to speak to Him from your heart using His own holy words. When your mother talks about using water or specific routines from her white garment church, she is practicing a certain tradition of outward symbolic action, but your personal relationship with God is built on simple faith and trust in His promises.
You can just sit quietly in your room with your Bible, open to Psalm 23 or Psalm 51, read the verses as a letter to God, tell Him what is bothering you in your normal everyday language, and ask Him to help you. God listens to a simple, honest prayer just as much as any loud or ritualistic cry, so just calm your mind, use the words you already know, and talk to your heavenly Father like you are talking to a very close friend who loves you.
You see that psalm 51 ba? Omoh! That scripture has suffered severe emotional damage in my hands. TEARS SEF ON TOP AKARIA. When I try to pray, my heart takes over and the tears begin to flow. My tears speak the words my mouth cannot find. E remain for Bible to file a restraining order against me because of Psalm 51. Before I even say 'Lord,'....my hand don already scroll go Psalm 51 by default.
DeleteThe way I’ve dealt with Psalm 51 ehn, if I dare to open it one more time, Before I even whisper “Have mercy upon me, O God...” The Holy Spirit will just cough and Psalm 51 will shout.....MADAAAAAAM AGAIN?!!! Are we the only ones in this relationship?Is there no Psalm 52 in this your Bible? NA ONLY ME DEY HERE?
The man after God's own heart is going to step out of the Bible, throw his hands up, and say...."Madam Emosh, look at my text history! Is it only you that committed sin in this world? Sister, I repented once and moved on...You have repented 4,500 times this week alone. Why are you making my past mistakes your permanent accommodation?" π©
Even the Holy Spirit is looking at me like, "Sis, we already washed you whiter than snow yesterday, what did you do again?ππ The Bible is asking for PTO! David is overwhelmed! The angels are Stressed ! Even the concordance is exhausted....π©π€£ To Leviticus you go biko..Haba!"πͺπ
I am Anon 14:07 @Marie I appreciate your take. Thanks for bringing your unique insight to the table. God bless you.
Delete@Baci Your analysis really helped clear things up for me. I value how thoughtfully you break things down. You got me roflmao π with your second comment. Especially the second paragraph. Lol. God bless you too. I don't regret bringing it here.
How often do you read your Bible?Abi you are just reading only Psalm because your mother said that it's for breakthrough.?
DeletePlease bvs in the house, what is your favorite verse in the book of Psalms? How do you use it to get your prayers answered? Please, I want to know because I don't know how to use it; I don't really get the drift. And my mother keeps screaming, ''Use Psalms to pray in water always and get your breakthrough" She attends one of those churches that wear white. The only ones I am used to is Psalm 23 and Psalm 51.
ReplyDeletePsalms 27, Psalms 35, Psalms 51, Psalms 91, Psalms 109, Psalms 121, Psalms 124.
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Like you literally picked up your phone. Switches on your data, cus e sure me die say you dey switch an off and thought this is an intelligent thing to type?
DeletePinky today’s sun is very angry..
Delete@14:39 so what if he turns off his data ? You really think you can put him down with the gibberish you just typed ?
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Delete@ Teacher Life, Honestly it's not on the staff to " advise" parents on how to spend or save their Money, That teacher Honestly told the parent not to pay simply because she knows that if the parent pays for summer classes,they will not want her services for that duration,
ReplyDeleteIt rained heavily yesterday,I was hopeful today will be a cool day but alas it's Hot..
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"Find inspiration by treating everyday as "Choose-day" to prioritize kindness and gratitude, staying optimistic to attract positivity, and welcoming everyday with hope."
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@Teacher’s life, was the home lesson free? Because I know that summer lessons is cheaper than home lesson. Except the teacher didn’t collect a dime from the parent. If not, how is she helping the parent?
ReplyDeleteI remember that there was kinda 'lesson centers ' outside school then, where students attended extra lessons,especially those in exam class.Then we had serious students.
DeleteI don't know about now technology is taking over.
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I cannot remember the last time I met an 'Agnes', 'Gregory' or 'Priscilla'.
ReplyDeleteNa so so Jayden, Liana and Jordan I dey see upandan.
Ehn? Even though, even though, una no see Goriola, Obumnene, Segiola and Okwudili?
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'Agnes' no sweet for mouth again?π€£
When e reach your turn name your pikin Peter, festus, Angelina, lovina and Titus na you sabi, allow people to name there children/ child whatever they like ..
DeleteMost of the names are regarded as old skool. The last time I heard the name Agnes was as a child and I'm in my 30s.
DeleteMost people like to feel among and name what has no deep meaning.
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God has been faithful!
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ReplyDeleteTeacher's life, that woman is very senseless π‘ I hope she is happy now
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