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Sunday, December 01, 2013

Most Horrible/Funny/Crazy Dates




We all have times of the year that either brings us pain,makes us laugh or dates that just makes us marvel at the way things coincide... dates that we just dont want to remember or dates that we just cant forget.

Lets discuss these date and see what we share in common .


My most horrible date has got to be November 25th....the day my mama was committed to mother earth,i watched in shock and cried..i don't cry anymore but that date has got to be the worst time i hate to remember but that date doesnt go away because on that date i also have to celebrate life...

My crazy dates are the same November 25th cos my dad and father in law both share that day as birthdays.my late elder sister and my Oyibo mother in law share the same birthday March 19th.
Some celeb whom i love to bits shares the same wedding date in May with me..unplanned

Funny dates-Last year December,my son came to me with this look on his face and asked me ''Mama what do you use to make peepee?i have been looking and cant see anything and i am worried for you....''I was trying to explain,when he said ''Did you forget your thing to make peepee in Nigeria?''.
A year is a long time and now he understands that women and men are different but i still laugh...


Okay,enough of mine,you are next!!!

238 comments:

  1. My bday is jan 1.my most memorable day was july 30th when I gave birth to my son.my worst date is novemver 15th when I found out my husband has no love for me and told me he does not love me after just 2yrs of marriage.well we are seperated now and am praying for God to give me my own true love and husband.stella,love u soo much

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  2. Seriously, oluyomi, u r jobless!
    Haba! Agbaya like u discussing football wit ur juniors n here commenting on every post!
    How does ur husband cope if u have one abi na sugar mummy u bi?
    Old woman try give urself small respect na!!! Dat anon really give u name wey fit u, obokun!
    Jeez! Woman u r damn ugly! Na ur finest pic u use for here so o!
    See ur cheeks like balloon!
    Oluyomi jst be a reader alone for fuck sakes! Respect ur age biko!
    Leave d commenting for ur children!
    U don give ur hubby efo chop datz y he has no control over u!
    Pls dont cry or feel bad when reading dis ok? Its jst my own piece of advice to u! Recieve it in good faith n heed to d message!
    Tanks, from one of ur fan.

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  3. My bday is jan 1.my best day was july 30th 2012 when I gave birth to my love,my son.τ̣̣ђё worst day was november of same year when I realised my hubby had no love for me.he told me he does not love me.so much for marriage.after 2 yrs.I pray my own real and true love and husband wld locate me .stella ,love ur blog

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  4. Jan 31st the day my mum died, still rmbr it like ystdy, no day goes by that I'm nt reminded of her, she was my bestfriend,and confidant. Continue to RIP mum, I luv you but God loves you more...

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  5. Dis year, i saw d gud, d bad and d ugly. My moda dat means a lot to me enterd coma on 1st May, died on 3rd May, buried on 31st May. Then God blessd me wit a BBB on 25 September. In 2011, i lost my only lovly broda on 27th Sept, buried 1st Oct, God also blessd me wit a son 14th July dat year. 6th Augut 2009 was d birth date of my 1st son. Those are d dates I can never forget in my life. Rest in peace mum and Bro. Rom my time wit u people on earth was too short. I beliv we wil stil meet again in heaven.

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  6. Galore so u ar a gay. Pity

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  7. S to D to K, thanks for a post like this. My swell n memorable dates r June 15th n Dec 15th. My B'day is Dec 15th but I choose to mark it June 15th as my Half B'day. I love the mischievous grin on my face wen I see d confusion on my friends' faces wen I roll out to celebrate my B'day wen they know mine is in Dec.

    We shared it. Taye celebrates Dec 15th while I do June 15th. Everyday is Xmas wen u choose to b happy.

    I wish all Sagittarius in d house a beautiful B'day ahead.

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  8. So sorry dear.

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  9. We have something in common my mother died on 27oct1994 and was buried on her birthday 25Nov1994! 27 Oct & 25Nov is the most horrible date in my life! Always depressed & sad throughout! May her soul rest in peace!

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  10. Why are you such a wicked soul!

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  11. My dear you will probably marry soon with all these potentials around you.
    But be very prayerful for God to direct you and not your parents or u going by how you feel right now cos feelings change oo.
    If ur bf wants u to wait then he should commit somehow without necessarily doing wedding otherwise he may not be that serious with you and may end up wasting your time then u end up with d wrong person out of desperation. Just pray for God to reveal ur own.
    Good luck..

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  12. If you are both still in love with each other then y don't u just give it a second chance? Or has he married or commited to another ? Seems like u both can't get past ur mutual feelings so y punish urs elves like this?
    5 yrs? You ate loving someone and suffering like this? My dear this life is too short for this kind of torture pls. Good luck to both of you.

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  13. Dec 29th 2012 the day I lost my Dad,I rememmber frying akara in the kitchen and wishing he could eat frm it,his illness made me understand dis bible phase "your soul no longer finds pleasure in meat"...my Dad loved to eat,and usually called me his 2nd wife,and chief cook...buh alas his last days (6months) he took nuttin buh pap and tea,peed on himsef,and used pampers.....hmmm,I remmember crying to sleep every nyt,neva smiling,even when I managed to smile,d minute I hear his cry of pain,or when am nt home,and I tink of him I break...so on dis fateful day Dec 29th I was in d kitchen preparing akara for d family my uncle and mum was in d room talkin abt him(cus he had gotten worse,stil no medical explanation for his illnes,some said stroke,odas said parkinson,anoda said we shud take him to church,since his case defies medical explanation)hmmmm,and so he got worse,he cudnt recognise his children,cudnt talk or advice (my Dad loved to talk,he cud sit yu down and advice yu all day....*sobs*)and so I was in d kitchen when I heard a loud scream "your Dad has left me oooo" my mum was inconsolable, dey got married wen she was just 16,he was her father,her big brother,her best friend,and. Husband....I remember standin in shock,no tears no word came out of my mouth...I was numb,I only broke wen dey took my dad to d morgue,and I asked so dad wil spend dis nyt in d morgue???my sista held me and we cried in each odas arms...its 28 days to his 1st rememberance,I stil dnt know how I wil get thru dat day,d pain is stil so raw!!!

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  14. My birthday is Jan 14. Was my favourite day until ds year wen i lost a friend on dat day. Saw her body and all. Dont know what the day'll be like nx month.....bbm crying face.

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  15. Abeg a girl is free to explore, thats y sharper girls snatch ur hubbys. There is nothing wrong in outdoor sex , as long as ur not doing it i every ones view.

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  16. U didnt have sex but u got pregnant. Did u do IVF? Abeg no fool urself , u must tink we are stupid gullible peeps here.

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  17. My best date has to be my unique birth date, 8 of august; d bestest shd be d day I became a mother april 17 was and another child a year after july 12. Exciting date was dec 13 wen I came to Europe. Cool date will be my boo's birthday. Worst date will be march 10 wen I lost my mum, just 3mths after I got to Europe, I couldn't make her burial, I miss her terribly. she used to tell me she'd come to Europe to help me with my kids wen I hv dem, now dy r here she is gone, I cry even now. am still waiting for my most amazing date, I pray it comes soon. I read blog comments and was touched by stories attached to different dates. Kudos Mama Stella for giving us opportunity 2 talk abt dem. I just adore u. 3 gbosas 4 u. gbosa! gbosa !! gbosa!!!

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  18. Looking 4 my birthday mate 17th october

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  19. Lily, with your rough skin and hair and the gangsta war lord with a tattoo beside you, yet you are calling some one names. She gave her memorable date & didn't say she sleeps with or was attracted to any man, she said ' my boo & I are securely attracted to each other' look at yourself and your friend it'd the both of you that look like loose cunts, ha ha

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  20. Lily you better go and spice up your relationship o, holy than thou. My dear Anonymous my boyfriend and I are so and still sexually attracted to each other and it's over a year, I'm happy and amazed that he still finds me so attractive, last night he proposed to me while kneeling down to my dad, he asked my dad first. It was a very funny and akward site. By the way my name is Leema and I'm sooo happy I am Mrs to the love of my life.

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  21. mine was december lastyear i was raped n december22 2011 i was beaten by robbers who wanted to collect my phone.i thought i would die but God saw me through

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  22. It's not a matter of giving you creeps, my dear you and your family run to MfM prater city, this world could be wicked and without meaning to scare you some matters don pass mere coincidence o

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  23. My dear d pleasure from family to marry was too much nd my boo wasn't having then, so I married a suitor to please them but we couldn't live together at all. Nd I left after a while. Pls choose wisely, dnt let anyone pressurize u for anything

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  24. November 20th, worse day in dis year 4 me, I had an issue with a colleague α̲̅πϑ aftr we xchanged blows, yes it got 2 dat. Not 2 long aftr D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ separated d fight α̲̅πϑ I went back 2 my seat, she brought a bowel of fuel α̲̅πϑ poured on me α̲̅πϑ went 2 bring matches saying she'll light me up α̲̅πϑ burn me. I've 4given her even tho I still hv irritation in my eyes α̲̅πϑ skin α̲̅πϑ hv been spending money treating myself as a result of d fuel she poured on my face, buh most tym it flashes my brain I ask myslf dat what if it was acid she poured on me, probably I wouldn't hv been alive by nw. I just bless God, it's by gone now

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  25. Read abt so many stories and am touched,for me 2013 has been very challenging,my worst date was 3rd of march ,my husband bit me and dragged me on the floor, threw away my belongings just because i challenged him of cheating,my birthday is 3rd of may but this year i was very down while my office ppl tried to make me happy and gave me a cake,2012 was the year i got married but i can not say am happy with the marriage,am in between, i pray 2014 brings joy,happiness and mercy and peace that supersedes human understanding,am still with my husband but i do not know where, how and when it will bring joy instead of sadness,argument,infidelity ,unfaithfulness.For the ones that has lost loved once God will console you all,for my good dates,oh well my be my first day in London August 24th 2012

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  26. ikom girl in lagos2 December 2013 at 14:32

    @Eze Nwanyi- ur comment funny me die!! chhaaii..... no vex, but u still marry am abi? pele

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  27. My best 4 now is my bday Sept 28 and d horrible shld b May 6th 2013 my younger sister (Kaycee O,21yrs, graduate 4rm accountancy unec) died nd my wrist watch (I happened 2 ave change its battery 4 days b4 d actual day she died)which she liked,stopped ticking and.....(Tears rolling down) my worst is May 17th 2013 I watched dem lower my sister 2 d ground. We esp my parents still haven't gotten over her death *crying*

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  28. My best 4 now is my bday Sept 28 and d horrible shld b May 6th 2013 my younger sister (Kaycee O,21yrs, graduate 4rm accountancy unec) died nd my wrist watch (I happened 2 ave change its battery 4 days b4 d actual day she died)which she liked,stopped ticking and.....(Tears rolling down) my worst is May 17th 2013 I watched dem lower my sister 2 d ground. We esp my parents still haven't gotten over her death *crying*

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  29. My best 4 now is my bday Sept 28 and d horrible shld b May 6th 2013 my younger sister (Kaycee O,21yrs, graduate 4rm accountancy unec) died nd my wrist watch (I happened 2 ave change its battery 4 days b4 d actual day she died)which she liked,stopped ticking and.....(Tears rolling down) my worst is May 17th 2013 I watched dem lower my sister 2 d ground. We esp my parents still haven't gotten over her death *crying*

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  30. My was 25 december 2000 at 10.00pm after the church service the day my ex-girl disvirgin me after all l enjoy the sex.........it was super.

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  31. I USE ALL THESE MEMORY DATES AS A POINT OF CONTACT TO EVERY ONE THAT HAS POURED OUT HIS/HER MIND THAT GOD IN HIS INFINITE MERCY SHOULD WIPE OUT THERE CRIES AND MAY WE ALL NEVER EXPERIENCED OR REMEMBER A SAD EVENT OR DATES IN OUR LIVES,TO THOSE THAT CELEBRATES ,MAY GOOD THINGS LIKE ALL THE BLESSINGS YOU'VE BEEN COUNTING NEVER CEASE IN YOUR LIFE,MAY YOU ALL REMEMBER THESE DATE FOR GOOD,AND MAY ALL THE DEPARTED SOULS INCLUDING MY HUBBY WHICH I LOST ON THE 16 OF NOV 2011 CONTINUE TO REST IN PEACE UNTIL THE LAST DAY WHEN ALL THE SAINT SHALL MEET AND THERE WOULD BE NO WEEPING.[ADIEU WE LOVE YOU ALL ,BUT GOD LOVES YOU MOST]

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