Lol. What a way to start the week, with lots of laughs. Thanks for sharing stellastica.


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Morning stellawi, morning SDK family, wishing u all an amazing week.

U didnt waste my time Stella
Lmao @ezewanyi...
Today's own is something else .

This yoruba interpretation ehnnn, which one is "the person you killed is dead"? Person wey dem kill wan still dey alive?????

Didn't laugh that much

I don't know if I am the only one doing this but when I see someone who matches the mental picture I have painted of a blog visitor,I just keep wondering if they are really the ones. I have a mental picture of almost everyone here. But I did justice to their image because I use what they say,how they say it to paint them.

Yesterday,I saw someone like TGW. She walked into the restaurant I was eating with hubby with 2 lovely gals. And was all over her hubby, playing lovey dovey and been funny. I left what I was eating and was just wondering.. Then I remembered she had a son so she wasn't the one plus I am not even sure she stays in Lagos. But it was fun tho playing with my imagination

You didn't waste mine...lol

Lmao
D 'am not yelling' & breastfeeding man cracked me up big time.

What a way to start my week.God bless you stella

That embarrassment page pass bomb oooo !!!! I Laff finish Yakata with every genuine comment

Immediately I see sunday laugh, I just enter office toilet. Na there I dey laugh my own now.

The parenting in public and at home and also the last 5 mins of exam are so funny.

BLOG ANALYSER: Hillarious I laugh tire, happy new week to every one.

Lmao!

Stelz Lol u nor west my tym

Oh my God, dis just cracked me up

Looollllzzzz!!!

Stella of life you did 'nod waist my thyme'. The chicken-sex position cracked me up big time! Where some people get their 'inspirations' is unimaginable. Have a blessed week y'all. If you stay in Uyo and its environs and in need of a makeover or training, contact me on uinemesit@rocketmail.com. Uyo bvs how far nah? Make we meet nah. Akwa Ibom ayaya tutu. Make sure you fine o cos I am single and available #kidding#

I do it too @ Fab mum. Everytime am out,I'll be like there might be Sdkers here o. So,I try to picture the people there wt their various characters.
Stella's blog is an addiction. Happy new week blog fam.

haahahahahahahahahahaha some of them are old but still cracks me up.
have a great day SDKers

Oyibo

yoruba movies producers should work on their subtitles and stop disgracing themselves....i wonder if they dont watch the movies b4 releasing them or are they that poor in english

That Facebook one is so true, some people live their lives no it.

Hahahahahahaha...evn betta 2day

Na wao yoruba subtitles
Stella y did not west my time

Hahhahahahhahahhahaha Fab Mum u wont Kill me wit laughter

Ita being 2 years i left Lagos and i Still miss miss Lagos*Sad sigh*

Being here for s while now Buh Still havent gotten used to dis place Still....

Hoping tomoro gets better and so i can also stop my dangerous new found love,Car Racing...hahahahahhaaha(Buh dese peeps and deir driving eh! Dey can Make even Angel Michael turn Oshodi method of Driving)

Thats how i saw one Fine Babe in traffic and i Tot she looked like Pipi Lee and i just wound down and mouthed "Hi Pipi Lee"

Hahahahhahahaha,d Babe jus dey look me dey smile...LMAO

I have 4 friends here Tochini,Uju(she Calls herself Carrot....hahhahahahaha. That her moniker makes me laugh.

And yes i stil go to church and functions and wenever i see a Babe fidgeting wit her phone i wil just say "Ehen,see my blog sister o...i wil just use style n be monitoring u hahahhaha
Trying to see d person's phone screen
LMAO

Chai....d things SDK blog makes one do eh....

Even wen una no laugh,una go say una laugh.not my business thou,no be all make me laugh make i no lie.

Thanks Stella, Nice way to start the week. This will honestly be a great week full of laughter and good things. God Bless you

Lol very funny

SDK thanks na really Akara oil.

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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That monday pic gat me cracked up.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Lmaaoooooooooo. I can't stop laughing. Choi

Oh lawd.Lmao

Naa Iya gbogbo, you didn't weist moi time. The last 5 minutes in an exam hall, man chest feed his child really cracked me up. Yoruba nollywood should do something about this their subtitle in movie. This isn't funny anymore, though I love seeing their movies.

Oshodi 2045 too far, more like 2025 wit d rate of "clearing n formatting" going on in Lagos. The new Tejuosho Shopping Complex is a good example.
Oyibo people looking like chicken...hahaha.
Akara oil...kikiki.
Nice jokes.
Happy new week BVs.

Xhlrted p

Lmaooooo...Ben wat are we?hahaha...i love d monday laffs.. off to skul,final yr tins...happy new week

Lmao! U Wested not my time, I like d reading a book and remembering dat Bae story didn't add up, I do dat a whole lot! Am detective gadget! Lol. Have a nice day u all.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. What a way to start the week. Stay blessed people.

Lol. Weldone madam stella
Happy new wk all

Lol....that's how I went to the saloon and opened sdk blog. I was still reading comments when the lady in the dryer beside me said, "u are an sdker "? At first, I thought, what is sdker. Sensing my pause, she said, you read stellas blog? I replied, oh, yes. She proceeded to ask, what is your blog name? I immediately said, anonymous ( thinking back, I wonder why I lied..lol, guess I like my privacy). I asked her hers and she replied "I don't comment" but she went ahead to talk of people. She said, "I like wide eyes, Olivia, iphie and galore... I asked, what of Tgw and she said, Erm, not really. I replied, oh, I think her comments are sensible and mature most times. She said, well, I don't know. Then I asked her, what of Mrs D, I like her. She replied, yea, she seems like a nice and busy person, not really fun because she seems to be a goody two shoes kind of person.
In my mind, I thought, Omg, I am not fun? You really don't know me....Hehehehe....
We kept on gossiping of blog visitors till I left the saloon.
I'm sure she will see this. Lol....because she says she's addicted.
Come and answer your call o.......

I agree o. 2045 is too far.

Wish you the best and make sure you make mama proud with your grades.

Nice one.grt monday everyone

You wested my time mbok
Didn't laugh at all.

Hajahhahahaha

She called u a goody two shoes! Hahhahahahhahahhahaha

Imagine her shock if u had looked her straight in d eye and said....I am Dat Mrs D.....LMAO

Mrs D u sef cray....LMAO

Hahahahahha you didnt west my time jare. I think i should resume sending in pix. I just turn anonymous for sometime now only reading without commenting. Expect loads this week. One Love.

Mrs D u are talking of 2045 being far while me I am asking if it wil be possible even den ......and beyond den sef...Lolz

LMAO.

You 'wested' my time...i enjoyed 'em all.....lol

Nice laugh. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

These movie subtiles will not finish my ribs o! I have viewed them 3 rounds and I cannot explaination why the person that was killed died! if only I made first class upper,maybe my case won't deserver attention. Let me stop before they say I am behaving like an insane!

The name Stella does ring bells in different Lang .
I went to Nordstrom with hubby on Sunday , picked the things I needed for my baby for the cold whether , hubby was making his usual noise that I pick things I know I never use . I tried locking eye contact to tell him zip it ,the man come bone face east .
To kill shame I logged on the house . The next thing I heard behind me was HEY WHAT'S HOLDING THE SUNDAY LAUGH ?
I come take style turn , my PEOPLE NA ONE WHITE CHICK BE THAT O O O O O. O O ! ! ! !

And I said to myself , Nne respect yourself , you know you didn't understand her English well(ya bu talking through the nose) .
The question came again, this time I turned I said YEAH ! SHE SAID SHE ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THEM & WILL POST IT ON MONDAY .
My people onye-ocha begin download names here for me o o & them plenty .I then asked her how come ? she said a Nigerian nurse called RED that also serve the US army introduced her mom to the Sunday laugh and your blog, that the comments are so hilarious that a dead man can sneak out from grave for a quick laugh & hbp drugs according to the Red . She said the girl became part of them & their mom special nurse. The whole family fell in love & now it became a family tradition.

She asked me my blog name so as to look out for my comment , I said anon, because I also work with US army and don't want my picture shown which was a big LIE O O ! but I was getting uncomfortable as to WHY she sabi plenty name here when me , the one that lives & make love to this blog can't give .
She smiled & said :TELL ME YOU LOVE CURSING & HIDE UNDER ANON ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
AND CONTINUED ,IF IS GETTING ID ,I CAN DO IT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW & HERE .
Na so I look come ask am , how many of you visits here & she said MANY , IN FACT THAT'S THE WAY WE EAT LUNCH, *WE* EAT & READ THE COMMENTS & IS MARVELOUS ! ! !
So make we dey select the words we use o o o !
Plenty eyes dey watch/ read your comments !
Stella, E go better more for you .
Oh she alps said she love Stella's craziness specially when she comes to the comment section to comment and reply people's comment .
Stella , hmm... if you see her face talking about you coming to the comment section, you will think a monster dick was hitting her spot to make her cum multiply time ! ! !

Silkie don't shoki ahnnn anything ooh..
This one was a lucky break...let's savour it quietly...lmao!!!

TGW baby oku!! Ti ba oku nothing do you!! Anyi di go du wuuuuuuuuu

Mrs D my darlyn my friend! how you dey???

Infact if I gist my saloon encounter ehn..the person will know is me..buhahahahahhaha....the first question is always...what is your blog name!!ahaaaa

Jesux anon 4:42 u can lie o. Am sure u are GW, Chai. Ur tory na die. So if u said u lied to her that u comment anonymous, it means u have a blog name here but decided to give us this fabu under anonymous. Dats hw u ppl will be lying up n down famzing

Since am the only anon here it then means your comment was meant for me . Here is your answer : first of all u r v stupid 4 calling me a liar without even knowing me .
Bush animal , what do I stand to gain for lying to who in particular ?
Is there any gift to win for telling your story & if there is why didn't I write with the id to be identify ?
I can see I r a witch that knows who is who under anon yet you still fight for free give away .

I comment under anon bcos I don't want Bush animal like you knowing me .
Am sure your people greet each other with lies & it became part of you that even Jesus Christ might be a liar before you . Just get the fuck of my comment fool .
Oh yeah , while doing that get a life & stop the pain you are giving yourself about someone else life .

Iphie Nwa nne! Onweroo mehn!

Hahahahaha no be small Wots ur blog name....LMAO

Anony 2:35,u don't say!

Hahhahahahahahha,gist us all wetin una talk na...hehehehhehehe

Una no gossip? LMAO

Again I am sad u replied that Anony cos u sound like an intelligent babe.

U know,fools just open their mouth n yakk nonsense.

I am sure d non-entity doesn't know where Nordstrom is cos if "it" did,den "it" would have known difference btw My moniker,TGW and u...u stay abroad and I am here in Naija...

U see why most of dese Anonys go Anony?? LMAO

Abeg make dem sad sad individuals no dey make una fall una hand...

We come here to have fun...and no Scum should be in our way...

Yea,cos d world is hard enough as it is...

Pls next time,jump and pass foolishness wen u see it and never again dignify stupidity wit ur comments....okay?

Tell d oyibo babe that I said she should get a blog ID joor....make sure to add d "joor" hehehehehehehehe

Thanks The one and only General's wife . I'm very sorry if I disappointed you by taking back . I promise never to repeat it ever again .
Love you babe , you rock !

Hahaha akara oil!

Love u right back Anony 9:36.

U rock even more Sweets!

@ Olivia Hun,thank u for the vote of confidence...

U wil get dere love,Buh while u r still single,nne biko enjoy ur single life to d Max!

Have clean fun,be good,be fair and pray about the kind of man u want....

Oh yes,GoD hears Prayers!
I wil not tell u That Marriage is 100% Lovey lovey. No.Buh there are good and wonderful marriages and I have one.if we have 95% good and loving days,hey den we r good.

Find a good man baby and D rest is veryy easy...u wil get that 95% and even more.

Remain good Boo and looking forward to seeing u at Muson Centre for that Beautiful wedding(abi u won't invite us? Hehehehhehehe.

I am sure u wil make a very pretty bride and a very good wife...

All the best Ollie Darling!

Love u right back Anony 9:36.

U rock even more Sweets!

@ Olivia Hun,thank u for the vote of confidence...

U wil get dere love,Buh while u r still single,nne biko enjoy ur single life to d Max!

Have clean fun,be good,be fair and pray about the kind of man u want....

Oh yes,GoD hears Prayers!
I wil not tell u That Marriage is 100% Lovey lovey. No.Buh there are good and wonderful marriages and I have one.if we have 95% good and loving days,hey den we r good.

Find a good man baby and D rest is veryy easy...u wil get that 95% and even more.

Remain good Boo and looking forward to seeing u at Muson Centre for that Beautiful wedding(abi u won't invite us? Hehehehhehehe.

I am sure u wil make a very pretty bride and a very good wife...

All the best Ollie Darling!