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Thursday, February 12, 2015

Chronicle Of Blog Visitor Narratives.

*side eyes at you*....so you say e too small?..lol








NARRATIVE NUMBER ONE
BROKE ASS BROTHER AND THE RIGHT TO FALL IN LOVE.
Good day Stella.
    My name is Rawlings..i read your blog first thing every morning and as the day unfolds..i have a question to ask at the end of my chronicle..
   Am a guy in my late twenties..i come from a very poor background,like very poor. my dad used to be very rich till i was like 4years old and since then till i left his house we had no television,to show you the extent of it. Am a very handsome guy i mean very but that hasn't made me to date married woman even when i have their advances even to pay my bills and. schools fees i rejected their offers because i. know its a great sin to God.. i managed to get a B.sc in management but no job yet, i have struggled and hustled in life to be a better person because i didn't allow my background make me less of a person..Now am a graduate, i give God thanks.
  Now i have promised myself that i have maximum of two years or less to marry..i am hard working and i know once i have a job they wouldn't want to lay me off..so people should not think am lazy. Now Stella i want to ask you and your blog visitors this question because i need urgent answers.. does a guy have the right to fall in love when he has no job and cant help a girl financially? Am in that shoes now because am a human and i need love and to know the person before we settle down..Thanks Stella as your posting this will go a long way to help me get things right.


You are free to love but babes of now adays dont want to go through that stress of waiting for a broke ass brother .lots of broke ass brothers aint faithful once they become successful.#word
you sound so nice now because you are broke,you might sound different later...just saying.

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NARRATIVE NUMBER TWO
THE EX THAT WONT GO AWAY
Hi stella, I am new here and I really enjoy your blog,its so educating, my name is kemi, am single, a Fruiterer(one who sells fruit, I do fruitsalads and cocktail for parties) and an Event coordinator

Please stella help me oh! There was this guy I was dating way back like 6yrs ago, this guy no gree leave me!

What really happened : we started dating way back when I was schooling at unilag, he was so caring and showed me so much attention, but I notice that when he comes to see me His phone start ringing non stop, I would tell him to pick it, he would say that its His ex girlfriend disturbing him, that he broke up with her cus she was cheating and using charms. I later found out that he was still sleeping with her, I broke up with him, cus it was getting messing, the girl wanting to get dirty. After like a year this guy started pestering my life with calls begging and begging, even went to beg My family, then my family said I should consider him, I gave him a second chance, for him to go back sleeping with his ex, even went ahead telling me that his ex is better than me in bed, I was furious and dumped His ass for good.

Now the issh is this: this guy no gree me rest, after 6yrs now, he still calls, I don curse am tire, even my friends too, threaten Him with police , army and thugs, even disgraced him openingly, dis guy still no gree leave me alone

Most annoying thing: when am on a date with a guy this guy starts calling me,only God knows how he knows, he would call till my phone battery runs down.

Please BV and stella help, cause am so irritated and pissed, I want to involve the police, what do you think please! Help!


Involve the Police already,you might have a YABA LEFT case on your hand oh.dont even think twice...HIAN!
what kinda  love is that after six years?he plant cocoyam for your totoh when he wan harvest?Mscheeeeew!


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NARRATIVE NUMBER THREE
BOO WITH LOW SEX DRIVE

Good day Stella,
I need your advise and that of my fellow BVs on something that has left me confused for some time now.
I met a guy 2years ago, he was caring, nice and all and he came at a time I needed someone to share my burden with. Normally, I don't think he's someone I would agree to date but he was really nice to me and I saw reasons why I should go on with him, so I fell deeply in love with him but the problem is that he's a little shorter than me and am always crazy about tall guys(am 5.7ft) but apart from the shortness, he's sweet and have not had cause to really complain for the past 2years even sex wise but the shortness still makes me think twice and I doubt his loyalty but sometimes I feel am the one that's paranoid. 

So recently, my friend of 4years asked me out, we graduated from the same school and I had  crush on him when we were in school, he's  very much taller than me(6.5ft),caring and loving too though not as fun to be with as my first guy and I can say he's loyal, so I decided to keep him in the waiting line (didn't say Yes and didn't say No)  but the problem is when we were discussing, I found out that he can't really pleasure women as he has a low sex drive which he said is due to too much sugar he has been taking and as tall as he is, he has a very small joystick which is the opposite of my boyfriend. I really like the two guys because they both have their good sides but am worried about the shortness in the first guy and d small joystick/low sex drive in the second guy.
P.S: My dad said he wants me meet the person am dating this year.
Thanks a lot as you drop your comments



You know what?You get longa throat. E tall,e short,e big,e nor big,e fat,e nor fat....DO NOT LET YOUR LONGA THROAT PUT YOU IN TROUBLE HONEY!
If a guy did this same thing now,you will scream hes not faithful abi?You said his thing is small?maybe you are too wide sef!...lol
stick with the one who gives you peace of mind!

Make i run before bvs attack me with cusses oooo













192 comments:

  1. All is well! I didnt comprehend your stories,so no advise.

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    1. Sorry ... Understanding isn't common

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    2. @poster2 oya call solder for am
      Sharper-ly

      ****LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*****

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    3. Lol... Stella God punish anybody when wan attack u 4 ur comment @ N3... Cos u spoke my mind. na longer throat wan kee poster 3. Babes dey find jst one u dey place am on waiting list. Ole

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    4. Poster one you are in your late twenties and jobless. Your main problem is looking for a girl that will love you? Your seriousness is not guaranteed. What are you doing about your jobless state? Let me tell you the honest truth, no girl will love you in that state. Go and get a job no matter how small the pay is. You are lazy jooor. I hate lazy guys. You are looking for a free pussy

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    5. Na to the Wa!!!!
      Different strokes for different folks.

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    6. Na to the Wa!!!!
      Different strokes for different folks.

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    7. Poster1 just concentrate on looking for a job, maybe along the way you may find a good girl that accepts you for who you are...

      Poster 3 you are doing sampling abi, well done!!! Why not concentrate on being a good babe to your boyfriend and over look the weakness at the end of the day marriage is about companionship n friendship, sex is not the only ingredients to make a good marriage, then again I didn't see where you said any of them proposed to you, so you might just be fooling yourself....

      Stella sef dey fear cuss... Hmmm

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    8. But I do.....
      Narrator 1: you need to spend less time worrying about a relationship and spend more time trying to get a job. No one says you have to be rich, but you need to be self sufficient. When you are, women will come your way and you'll be more confident to step up to a woman to ask her on a date .
      Narrator 2: can't you bar his number ?
      Narrator 3: you are just a superficial slut ! You have a good man and you're cheating on Him because he's short ? Who do you think you're deceiving ? You found out that boo 2 has a low sex drive and small dick from a conversation you had with him ? Like are you for real ? What man will tell a woman he wants to date that he has a low sex drive and small dick ? Lol! You must think people out there are as foolish as you are. How idiots like you manage to have 2 men in your life while some good girls out there are single , baffles me ! You better go back to your short man and pray carma doesn't catch up with you.

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    9. Poster 3- keep forming choosy until your parents put you on OLX

      Poster 2- that ex of yours is dangerous. Avoid him as much as you can. Bar his number from your phone.

      Poster 1- awwww.... try to focus on getting a job and a little comfortable. if you fall in love along the line, be open to her. Avoid asking her for sex, even if she is willing, thread carefully.
      And be loyal when you become successful cos truly most guys turn into something else when they are made forgetting the girl who stood by them when they had nothing.

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    10. I think I understand the guy who wants love. Yes oh, being poor and wanting a girl in Nigeria is a problem because, the girls are running away from the same condition your mum must have found herself in and u can't blame them, no one wants their kids to suffer. Love can make you a better person, get u some confidence and a new resolve towards life but only if it's with the right person. U may meet someone you love but start having sex anyhow, bam! Belle! =More problems raised to power 2. If u want love, it must be one that improves you. You too should in the mean time find a way to improve yourself. Like Stella said, u sound nice now but things may change later. And u sound a bit too relaxed. My grandfather was a handsome man but he thought poverty could not be fought. You're taking this poverty and life a bit too lightly.

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    11. Poster 3 na only you waka come abi? Talking trash dis one is short dis ones joystick is short, he has low sperm count, u need deliverance. Ewu

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    12. Nicole...respect on ur comment to poster 3. don't know why some girls are just useless. Later they will be blaming a man when he does d same. Smh

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  2. BLOG ANALYSER: I just want to read people's opinion today

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    1. so shout up.
      narrator 3 u are a cheat. what u sow u shall reap

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    2. @poster1: you have a right to fall in love,but the problem is that most broke guys are nice 2 d core not until they make it.
      And girls of nowadays want already made hubby /bf.......niggaz are loyal again oooh lol.
      I wish u d best, u really deserves 2 be happy and I believe u will see a girl dat will love you irrespective.
      @poster3: you are selfish and greedy.
      You said u didn't say yes or no 2 him,so how did u manage to know the size of his joystick???
      @poster2: that guys needs help, and mind u,that's how most guys dat cheats behaves.they can beg 4 africa.
      Block him n involve the police if possible.

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    3. Poster 1, so far as you won't demand for sex, you have every right to date.

      Poster 2, get him arrested for harassment and let him sign undertaking that he won't pester you again.

      Poster 3, you don't know what you want.

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    4. Poster two I thought you said you have used the police before all to no avail, why are you asking if you should involve them again? Inconsistencies

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  3. Choi! poster 3 see Stella finishing and knock out punch.

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    1. Stella u nuh go kill me with laff. Poster 3 Wetin u do Stella. kikikikikikikiki. Rotfl

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    2. Potter three don't settle for anything less. Especially that short guy

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    3. As in dat last girl no serious at all.She wants to eat her cake and have it which is never possible.Kukuma marry them both...oju kokoro...mcheeeeew.

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    4. @ Anony10:01 that shot guy can be the best man she will spend the rest of her life with.Do u think marraige is beans? What makes marraige last and sweet is never physical but spiritual.Its within u.HOW MANY MARRAIGES WITH TALK AND HANDSOME GUYS ARE BREAKING EVERY MINUTE IN THE WORLD?

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    5. Observing. Stella u've got a mail since two days now.

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  4. Hahahahahahahahaahah stella bae will not kill me oooo. Lol @ he plant cocoyam 4 ur totoh way he want harvest.

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  5. N1: You have every right to love but please be open to your babe. whenever you have little change always buy her things so that she doesn't feel neglected or unloved.

    N2: he's obsessed with you.

    N3: From your narrative I deduced you are more interested with height so go for your Mr height.

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    1. Poster 1- my ex bf was open to me that he did not hv money. Nd I accepted him that way, he never used to take care of my bills, yet I stayed with him but he was working. He lied to me that he was earning very little. Fast fwd few years later he said he was going for masters in America. I was happy for him. But one day while discussing with him he said he spent over 9 million for his masters. Some guys r just naturally stingy. The one nd only bag he ever bought for me looked so horrible that I had to dash it out. So pple r not just good.

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    2. The problem with broke guys is this, you fall in love with them, Open up and become their bedrock. And then Most of them turn parasite, Lazy, always not having, and not willingly to share when they do have.. They are the oliver twist kind of people always on the receiving end. So bro please go make money and be comfortable before u talk love...don't become a story that touch to an Innocent girl Biko

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    3. Mshew. Poster 2, e never reach to call police. I guess u are enjoying the stalking cos if you make it crystal clear that u are no longer interested, and u cut all communication with him, how and where will he find u to stalk u? U aren't handling it well enough hence

      Mr 'I don't have money'. Is having money the prerequisite to falling in, or finding love? U are the type that will have money and use money to keep a relationship without laying it bare for love to take its tow. Even when u become rich, they'll be times in your life that you'll be broke, what would u do? Run away? Any lady that stays with u now is not all about money, and u should keep such. But the ones that come when u make money should be scrutinized, so u know if they'll still stay with u should ur finance dwindle. And yes, ur heart can fall in love irrespective of ur financial status today.

      Poster 3. Lady cinderella u never know wetin dey do u. I have nothing to say to u because u seem like a selfish lady who would drop a guy at his slightest shortcoming. The question is, are u perfect yourself? Go figure darling. Good luck

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  6. Nar 3, since these two are not up to standard, maybe you should try the next guy. Just dey test dey go till you old for house.

    Somebody once said to me: 'we have fantasies (fairy tale), and there are realities'. What exactly do you want from a man (husband)? Those are the things you should really look out for. Forget height and all these other whatever. Make a list of what you want in your home, stick to them and look out for a guy that will give you just that. Be focused dear, BE FOCUSED!

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    1. Best comment ever!!! @ d poster be focused or u lose both of them

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    2. Height matters o, don't go and birth dwarfs

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    3. Dwarfs aren't human. Ode oshi.....

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    4. Gift pls I want you. You are the type of girl I am looking for. If you r single allow me to mail you, M.O.M

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    5. Ha! Ikeregbe? No o!

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    6. Lol. Funny idiots. But really, since he's tall and he's short....they can't have dwarfs na. but I hate that excuse from girls when they start complaining about the height,looks and so on when you've been dating for over 2yrs o. When he walked up to u and toasted u, u didn't know he was short abi? You're just being paranoid. You need a doctor. But Truely let's help our children o. Short should nt marry short abeg. Lol. Just kidding *piks race*

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  7. Poster 3
    Stick to the short guy biko,the last time I checked being short ain't a crime but nne, the guy with the small thing n low sex drive won't satisfy you o..except you're not a sex freak if nt gbaa osor

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  8. Narrative 1 .. fine boy no money. No girl go love you ooo. dont use your fineness deceive girls. our girls don dey wise up. Abeg go look for work jare. i no go let my sisters follow broke ass boys.

    Narrative 2 .... ur toto get sugar that is why the boy dont want to leave u even when he knows his ex dey better in bed than you. so you be honey the boy na bee.

    narrative 3... tru tru u be longer throat. marry both of them afterall women can marry more than 1 husband. so marry short and enjoy sex and marry long and enjoy longness. nothing do you

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    1. Who told you no girl will love him? U won't let ur sister follow broke ass boy?yimu did u read where he said he is a gratuate? Abeg make ona sofre dey dish ona advice! You are talking like you came into this world with bundle of money in your mouth.

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  9. Stella bebe! Funny run cash u for waist! Wish one b say weda d guy plant cocoyam for her tohtoh at poster2. I don laff die for here. Person wey do u don die,I swear.

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  10. P3 u need monster cock?
    From ur narrative,ur problem is who will fuck u to stupor.
    Tell ur handsome finger-ba3 dick guy to use his fist n drill ur abunna or walk away n find Justin slayer.

    P2 ur matter hard o

    P

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    1. Hahahahah... This cracked me up

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    2. stupid advice. u are so so corrupt.IpityU

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    3. Hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
      U don craze finish
      Abunna Ko Abunna ni

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  11. Wow a lot today! I trust bvs to give you guys SOUND ADVICE 99%SOUND and 1%ADVICE make I read comment

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  12. Stella bae I dey always gbadun dis ur red ink poster 3 u eat u say u no belleful u knw say some pple nv even no wetin dem wan chop. Think deeply $ don't use ur hand to throw ur joy away
    Poster 2 no be only police u go involve sef try $ involve God cos wch kind Torry be dat after 6 yrs he expect u to still be waiting for him total rubbish!!!
    Poster 1 u v all right to fall in love if u see someone to fall with u with all dis ur katakata no wahala. Luv is such a beauriful thing

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  13. BLOG ANALYSER: @ poster 1, falling in love is free of charge, @2 no be small Yaba left, u need to change ur numba. Again it seems u entertain his calls some times. Secondly go to the network nd bar his nunber from reaching u. @3 u are not serious, height isn't so much a criteria, sex is ooo, I don't want u to come back with another chronicles. Above marry some one who adores u.

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    1. Onyi God bless you. The lady is confused! What's good for her may be the least on another's scale of preference. In the end it's the advise she gives herself that matters.
      Height is not bad as long as he's your choice in other areas. But having low sex drive and small dick can be frustrating. If it's true he has low sex drive she should consider the possibility of low sperm count too. That's another issue since the guy has already hinted a high sugar intake.
      For me character matters alot. Because that's what will determine if you can live with either of the two guys. You sound a bit vain with your height and low sex drive issues though.
      I think you should for now just breath and live. Don't be faster than you self. I didn't see where you said either of them is thinking marriage. Goodluck!!
      Other posters; i'd go with SDK's advise too.
      #whew#
      SDK rocks!!

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  14. lmfao...today's Chronicles are so hilarious. NN2: I have same issue oo. My ex doesnt want to leave me alone ooo. shebi they say there are many fishes in the water na.

    Please click on my name for Fashion/Fitness/Beauty tips

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  15. Too busy at work now,I will read and comment later

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  16. Lolzzz Stella you funny die.

    Poster 1, you have every right to fall in love but please be open to your future babe so she won't expect heaven and earth from you and please have an open heart so you can condole any bulshit that comes with it.

    Poster 2, Please report him to the police and If possible change your phone number.

    Poster 3, keep being greedy until you lose them

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  17. Hahahahahahhaaa. N3, I wanna quote Genevieve Nnaji but it's not 100 percent correct or proven. She said if I wanna marry, I will marry a guy taller dan bc of our unborn generation. But from ur story, d guy a good person, so I don't see anytin wrong in dt. D second guy, mmmmh. I comment my reserve. Lol. N1, I no ur exact fear, but u av d right to fall in love. But my problem with guys nawa days is dt de don't fall in love with ppl in dia category, de fall in love wt gals dt can't take dia shit as in financially. Cut ur cloth according to ur cloth. N I promise u, u will enjoy love. I wish u goodluck. N2, pls run as fast as, call army, police not threat dis time but mean it n do it bc d guy is a pschic stalker. Goodluck too. Is dt kinda man dt kills his ex bc he can't av her, but I reject it in ur own case.

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    1. Tall guys can mumu for africa! Make ona no bite me oooo *runsaway

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  18. Poster 3 you are not serious, is it when you loose out on both sides that you'd have sense?
    Too choosy if u ask me
    Don't let your long throat put u in trouble
    Yeye dey smell

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  19. nothing wey I no go read, Hian1 Brother wey dey broke, your way still far ooo, to find babe wey go luv u like ds takes prayers ooo. @POSTER 2 Ex wey no wan go con turn prince of Persia for ur body, dis 1 don pass ordinary biko, @poster wit a short boo, person wey get cap no dey get head na wetin con b ur own b dat now and as u con see head, cap loss to fit d head. this ur situation is critical abeg!

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  20. Stella said it all. *my opinion*

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  21. Poster 1,
    A broke ass nigga does not have any right to fall in love..
    Focus on making money first before thinking of women...
    Make money and see how women will be flocking around you like bees...
    No woman respects a broke ass nigga...infact,go and buy soap and Vaseline you will be using when konji starts....

    Poster 2,
    Your story is very funny...
    You don see love dey run...
    Dude is obsessed with you,give a guy his call to answer...tell the guy to act like your boyfriend.am sure he will stop calling....

    Poster3,
    Please stick with the short guy.... Though personally,I can't have anything to do with a short guy cos most of them are hot tempered and wicked....

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    1. Linda you and your advice smh

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    2. Lol@ Vaseline!!! Don't mind d joker!!! Abeg go nd make money jooor den cum back nd see true love!

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    3. Thanks a million
      He's actually very cool and expresses his anger maturedly and subtly... Far from being hot tempered

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    4. 1st poster should go and make money b4 thinking about love,I hate broke guys ehhh because na them jealous pass!They don't have money to spend on you but they want expensive styles in bed and they get angry when a rich guy tries to spoil for them!Mtchewww

      2nd poster,pls switch off ur phone whenever you are on a date with another guy.Your ex is obsessed with you and if ur not careful,he might harm you or your new bf.
      3rd poster,I will advise you to try both of them in bed and see who wins...some guys with small dicks can do wonders in bed oh while some guys with big dicks can only make your pussy ache and yet,you won't be satisfied.Try them both and decide.
      Lol at short guys been hot tempered and wicked but you are right though.

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    5. Sorry dear,I just went back and read ur story again and realised that uve had sex with them both,pls stick to the short guy for now...

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    6. Lmaoo@broke guys na dem jealous pasd. Poster 1 stella said it all and I hv very close stories to prove that u guys change& also dumb d girl who stood by u when u start making money but if between u&God u knw u will b an exception then u can fall in love but if u ask me, get a job first so u can carry out those lil responsibilities in ur relationship.

      Poster2 na wahhh oooo don't u have a blacklist app on ur fone? I bet u if his calls were irritating u wud hv blocked him a LONGGGG TIME ago. Tell ur family to stop entertaining his calls,seems like d guy is desperate to have u for some negative reasons,u beta pray cos something is wrong somewhere.
      Poster3. U can't eat ur cake and have it and if u are not careful u will LOOSE both of them in d name of being wise and den u might have to settle down with someone who is no good and worse than both of them. Have u ever put urself in those guys shoes? Marriage is deeper than sex,dis one u are sampling...i will leave u with this note: What if they were both doing what u are doing? It is friendship that makes a marriage worth fighting for. It is not sex, sex may last mere minutes, a few hours@best, but friendship Is for a life time! What makes a lover wonderful is when he can kiss d body and reach down deeper to kiss d soul. Sex den bcoms a means2sometng more important -spiritual commitment. Sex comes easy, its d love that is hard to find. I am suggesting Dat d root of ur love has to anchored on d admiration for d person,then add attraction like spice to favorite dish. D spice accentuates d dish, but it does not become d dish.

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  22. Hahaha, I comment my reserve

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  23. Narrative one actually got me laughing. Sounds like all this secondary boys seeking for love, also sounded like someone from the days of love letters


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    1. And what in his post made you think those thoughts?

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  24. Stella, you know what you are so sweet, after living abroad for a while now you are still in tune with all our slangs. I just love your blogs. I have been annoyed with you though. I sent you a mail about my laundry business ko reply, ko poste e, why na, are you selective of posts. Abi some bvs are more equal than others. When I got my ID I sent you a mail to welcome me, ko reply, ko post e. haba na. I offend you. Sotey, na me dey pray for all of you for you for this blog. Abi you no see my blog ID. That is the end of my rant I love you all the same.

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  25. Lol! Poster 3 got me laughing hard....it's well o!

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  26. Can't stop laughing o @Yaba left and coco yam plantaion ehhehehhehehe pls posta 1 don't waste tym report him lyk Asap, poster 2 ur own ojukokoro is not a here sometin wait for jesus his the only persfect man that ever liveth ... Am out!

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  27. Poster one: u will find it difficult to find a babe dat will love u coz u r broke.
    Poster 2: ur ex is a big fool. Involve everybody involveable o. Ha! Infact threaten him with everything in u
    Poster 3: u r greedy o. Ha! Stick to ur short sweetheart jor

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  28. Thank God say I don port from here.

    Narrative one and two, so both of you are University graduates? Na wa! Una for kuku write am for pidgin nau. English is hard. Most Nigerian graduates are unemployable.

    Narrative 3, I didn't read. I don port.

    Make I sleep small before my next flight.

    Thanksgiving things! I declare all my foodstuff but as a fine girl, the immigration guy was just smiling and we started joking...lmao! I don get another Aussie as a friend, they keep multiplying. The guy nor even check my bag! Choi! All my African food intact! Even beans wey dem dey always troway. The guy nor even check!
    Make I go dance shoki...brb.

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    1. Jayem, what kind of Nigerian food stuffs is considered safe to take into Australia?

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    2. You must be damn lucky ,those aussie people arent smilling infact you hit jackpot.

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    3. CrazZzy girl!
      Btw,your Iggy is gradually growing on me oooh.

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    4. Na the Condemn part of Austrialia u dey live since How manys u still dey enter connecting flight. Or na Ship u enter from Naija dey go back.

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    5. I don type long comment na so e come dissappear.
      Till tomorrow.

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    6. Is it that u can't write a post without flight in it? Or maybe its just me but anytime i read your comments u must say something about flight. Is it that u never dreamed of getting wre u r today? Phew.....like flight helps u hype. D thing dey tire me oh

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    7. Jayem you are nothing but a freaking liar. No Australian custom will allow you enter the country without declaring for food stuffs and either paying the fine or throwing it away. Most times so many things are contraband food wise. So what are u talking about you air head. ...I have been to Australia before and stella just for caring apple that I did not eat in my hand bag I was in so much trouble because I did not declare. So before you lie pls research. Don't you people watch border security and see how strict Australia is with allowing food stuff into their country. Even the one u declare if it is contraband u will throw it away. Pls Stella post this jayem is a liar

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    8. Don't mind the foolish girl. Calling flight like as if it is an achievement. Pls even my nanny flies first class with I and my kids . or even in a private jet. So what are you ranting about. I bet you even fly economy....post Stella sugar

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  29. Poster 3 you are a selfish cheating whore!
    You didnt give him a yes or no and you are already sleeping with him. Shame on you
    keep sampling till you become an old lady o

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    1. Haba na Anonymous... I never said am sleeping with him already
      I wrote "FROM OUR DISCUSSION"
      Softly cuss out o

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    2. Anony have take it personal...lol

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    3. Why are you calling her a whore?Are you a saint?If she doesn't sample guys now that she is still hot,is it when wrinkles come visiting that she will sample men?Abeg park well jor!Mtchewwww

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  30. Poster1 I feel for u, and yes you can fall inlove, there are still good girl out there who are willing to endure with you.
    Poster2, what are you waiting before involving the police the guy is insane and he is exibiting his madness through stalking u.
    Poster3 I v no words 4 u, you long throat will lead u to ur deserve destination. Olee, you saw a good caring brother,but u decide to cheat because you don't knw wat u want
    Y did you agree to date him at first since he does not have ur quality of a man? Olee because u r after his money and tins u will benefit from him
    You knw d truth u don't deserve that guy, he's too gud 4 u. Mtcheeeeeewwwwww so vexed

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    1. Tunder fire any mumu girl Wey ho hustle with u cos Na one small girl go chop d divident wen u don old finish.....taaaa poster go ND work for money joorrr or u gettaway!!!

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    2. Lol... U seem to be hot *pours u water*
      Can't remember writing that am dating the other guy already
      Thanks for dropping a comment @least... Not everyone can pass a message politely

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    3. My thoughts exactly, long throat girl don't you know that you can't have it all, I have no advice for you jare. *hiss

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  31. poster 1: only an understanding lady will fall inlove with you.


    poster three: please be grateful for what you have cos some ladies are even looking for a man to call their own and not a good one that you not yet married but engaging in premarital sex.

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  32. Hahahahahahahahaahah stella bae will not kill me oooo. Lol @ he plant cocoyam 4 ur totoh way he want harvest.

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  33. poster 1: only an understanding lady will fall inlove with you.


    poster three: please be grateful for what you have cos some ladies are even looking for a man to call their own and not a good one that you not yet married but engaging in premarital sex.

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  34. We won't attack u today Stella, today's advice make sense.

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  35. No 1,a poor man should not ve an erection talkless of dating any woman....don't take this in a wrong way,but d only thing U are bringing to d table is Ur blockus and that my dear poor man is not enough!!!!!


    U are supposed to be better than Ur Dad, I mean U are a "graduate" but U........I apologise pls!!!


    No 2,tell me about my life with men....I chase them but they still hang around like I'm d only woman with Totoh in d world......well I wouldn't blame them,who would ve a taste of d legendary Ukwu Sugar and would let go????


    No 3,Bwahahahaha.........my only mistake was that guy that complained that he had malaria that time otherwise I can't relate with Ur story.

    I like my men very virile otherwise I chew and spit them out!!!!

    I also like men with curvy and thick phallus that type that will remain small to come out of ur mouth.

    Halitosis???
    I keep typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing..........

    Who do me this thing??????
    Bwahahahaha............


    Okwa Ezenwanyi Udu Bunch ooo...........


    I feel like typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing


    Osondi Owendi ooo.........

    Should I continue typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing. ........


    I wan to go and shit,I am coming back to continue typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing.



    Brb.

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    1. U suppose dey yaba left! Who do u this thing!!! Ur mumu go last!!!

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    2. Thank God u asked who did that to u....LoooL
      Is this ur toilet seat gold plated ??
      Hhahahahahahaaha

      My only advice goes to poster 1
      Young man please calm down and make money
      Make plenty of it before u start thinking about love sef

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    3. U be mad woman! Mscheeeew!

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    4. Omg!!!!
      Kai!! Ezenwanyi.. I give up oooh!!!
      Chai chai. You have been tickling me since today..

      Please this young man is allowed to look for love joor..


      Am still laughing here! Bwahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    5. Infact your comments won't shock me anymore...I don get shock absorber!

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    6. Hahaha! Mighty Madness...... Yaba left!

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  36. Hahahaha... Stella o
    Both are cool... No stress
    Am not dating the 2nd yet and we've never being intimate.. So it's not a case of being too wide

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    1. Poster three I don't believe you lol are you sure you didn't test him? Besides... Have you ever asked your bf if you're wide?? Just asking hun

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    2. Go and try him first b4 u conclude!

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    3. Nne u havnt bin intimate bt u no his dick is small, low sex drive due 2 low sugar, did he tell u all dese? Oriegwu.

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  37. Poster 1 - you are still in your twenties ,yes you want to be married , but my dear men arent loyal ,when a female comes now stays ,go through all with you ,the next you will hear is spirit of anti harvest forces .My honest advice you still have time to hussle at least to be able to give a woman the basic neccessities of marriage ..then you can find yourself a wife.

    Poster 2

    Abeg just ignore his calls ,some mad ex can be like liche .

    Poster 3

    You be correct prick tester ,abeg follow your heart ,you are the best person to know what you really want

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  38. Lol poster num 3,I spoted hw u wer tryyna hide nd form Uv not done it wif d 2nd guy. "We wer discussing and I found out". Discuss fire!

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    1. Hahahah... I wasn't expecting everyone to believe o
      My friend of 4years... Hell, I know a lot about him and he doesn't even feel shy to tell me anything but then again... I don't expect everyone to believe

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    2. Haha!! I asked myself that.. How did discussion turn into the guy admiting he can't perform? And he's small? Guys don't usually admit such stuff

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    3. No mind her,she don chop finish clean mouth.

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  39. Lmao story 3, u can't have it all hun.....choose d one u love n u feel can be wiv forever!

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  40. Oh nd by d way poster3 sex is not food! Lol

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  41. This Stella is just a clown.lmao

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  42. Lols..... narrative 3 actually got me laughing


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  43. Stella come back here and finish wat u started ooo..no be small long throat. This the case of the knife with handle is blunt while the blunt one doesn't have handle.@poster 3.

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  44. Lol....stella's comment to poster 3 is hilarious. Hahahaha
    I ll be back for my opinion,lol.

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  45. Poster one: you are 29yrs of age and if you were my brother I would tell you the same, which is get a livelihood , a source of income.
    Before you start worrying yourself about girlfriend. It shouldn't be top of your priority for now .

    Poster three:you can't eat your cake and have it
    Marriage is an unconditional commitment to an imperfect person, choose one you can at least live with dependent on what is more paramount to you.

    Poster 2: why is he still on your case?? He should lick his wounds and move on already!! Or did you both do blood covenant ?
    Is he violent ??

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  46. Poster 1, I dated a guy I borrowed money to send abroad by the time he made money he said I was from a poor background forgetting his parents couldn't afford his visa money ..... I used to think I can start life wit any guy weather rich or poor but broke guys ain't loyal when they finally see the light. Wat about the one I helped with his parents rent, after which d mum said we can't get married Cos I'm not same tribe nd dis is becos d son got an oil job , wat Abt d one dat I bought all his suits for first interview nd job after which dark girls became his fantasy ....lol ,guy there's nothing I haven't see dat as cheap as encouragement I won't give out.

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    1. Chai trust me that man that can kill for you is on his way

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    2. For Christ sake, stop spending on guys. They ain't loyal. Abi your family no get needs.

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    3. Eeyah. Your reward is in heaven

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  47. Poster one relax you wil find luv, poster 2 pls go and report his case to the police asap, poster3 ders more to marriage than stature, like stella has said choose the one you are more comfortable with. Its well

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  48. Poster one: dunno if dose kind of gals still exist ohh....but dey are dere sha and definitely u are free to love
    Poster two: obsession is just d rite word...u beta run far from him b4 he does something to u ohh...plz report to d police.....na wa ohhh d boy no wan rest....na by force to love person
    Poster three: u don't have any issue....ur problem started wen u started double dating and making comparisons .......u say u like tall guys oya go for it.....u say u like big sumtin oya go for it.......d decision is in d hand......me I don waka commot

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  49. Poster one: you are 29yrs of age and if you were my brother I would tell you the same, which is get a livelihood , a source of income.
    Before you start worrying yourself about girlfriend. It shouldn't be top of your priority for now .

    Poster three:you can't eat your cake and have it
    Marriage is an unconditional commitment to an imperfect person, choose one you can at least live with depending on what is more paramount to you.

    Poster 2: why is he still on your case?? He should lick his wounds and move on already!! Or did you both do blood covenant ?
    Is he violent ??

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  50. Stella bring ur big behind here stop running. Poster 1, dude go and make money first before talking about love. You want somebody's daughter to come and sokpa with u abi? I don't like guys like you. Poster 2, change your number already and file a police report. Meanwhile find one of these police guys small change to go and harass him small. Poster 3, close your legs. You have the tendency to commit adultery because u get long throat.

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    1. ehm sugabelle pls giv ph bvs cake for vals o. im so interested pasisi

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  51. Poster 2....Go for deliverance ooo if you are xtian,maybe its your spiritual husband that has manifested in the physical.
    Poster 3....University of Ekwensu ana akuzi gi mpuu!There's more to marriage than the sex.

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  52. 1. Yes you can love and be loved but the problem with guys who aint financially stable is that their true character starts manifesting when things turns around for good financially. Do you trust yourself enough to treat any woman right who decides to stick with you now that are not too boxed up when things gets better ?

    2. Change your mobile number and tell your folks who might meet him anywhere not to give him your new line.

    3. I think you should ask yourself what you really want and do not put yourself in a one chance situation. Go for who will give you peace of mind. You said you only put the tall guy in a waiting line yet you know the size of his joystick? Hope you won't feel bad if your man is sampling other babes too.

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  53. P3, only you one he short, he small, please. P2, theres this saying that says IG you want yo know the true character of somebody let his level just change to small change. Yes there's is true love without money involved but a woman needs cash at least once in a while. You can't start dating a girl and strait up for one year she has not gotten anything from you! The *e go beta* days are over o but the Lord would direct you well.

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  54. Poster 1- I dated a broke nigga, was der 4 him tru thick n thin, I suffered 4 him, traveled all d way 2 c him, trust wen I say I met him wit nutin bt left him wit properties n enof cash @ hand, broke guys are cool wen dier broke, wen dey bcum rich, dey wnt everytin dey culdnt get wen dey wer broke and afterwards cum bck begging, nigga u said ur fyn! Hian, I wuldnt even cum close 2 u wen ur rich, nt beefing or anytin bt if u hav a sincere heart u'l find sum1, wen u find a gud girl, keep her cos it'l b difficult 4 u 2 choose wen u bcum rich. *my opinion.

    Poster 2- ur ex is a maniac sowie 2 say, he shuld leave u nau, men sef.

    Poster 3- 1st of all girl u claim 2 love sum1 n ur cheating, nt judging or anytin bt ur abt my height, ur tall, I dnt tink dis guy is dat short, I tink u shuld stick 2 ur 1st boifwnd b4 u cum bck writing chronicles dat ur tall boifwnd blow ya eyes. Dnt carry dis longthroat in2 marriage o. *spongebob*

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  55. Kikikikikikiki lemme read comments... Issues of life!

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  56. Lmao! @stella's response to No2 and 3 questions. Can't stop laughing I swear!

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  57. N1.. get a girl that will like u as you are.
    N2..its simple get a new phone number, start using it for like six months and discard the old one,till then pls report to the nearest police station incase you meet him one day and decide to break his head.
    N3.. Typical indecision is ur problem. when you are done using them both leave them cos you can never be satisfied with either of them.

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  58. poster 1...Stella said it all, once the money starts rolling in, you forget the gurl.

    Poster 2......Get a new sim

    Poster 3.....It doesn't matter what you have, If you don't know what you want, you'll never feel like you have enuf, until you end up with nothing

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  59. Stella you are kinda crass but you very very funny, you cracked me up. My dear girl you better go with man that satisfy you there.

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  60. @ poster 1: you are free to court whoever you want now as you look forward to getting a job and settling down.A woman that loves you will love you for who you are; encourage you and support you till you get to were you want in life.all the best
    @ poster 2:pls you have a stalker who is obsessed about you. obsession is not a good thing.its totally different from love.is more of a mental case now because he can't let you be and he is watching your every move.pls make a complain at the police station and change your number.yes you have to do that for now. I know maybe your business contacts are in that sim but you have to keep it out for now. then be very vigilant because na this type they pour person acid.unto say if I no marry you; nobody go put ring for that finger.
    @ poster 3:marriage pass physical beauty because it will wither away and when it does reality will set in.marriage is all about inner beauty. take the person that makes your heart skip.the person that brings joy and peace to your soul.the person that makes you whole and happy.shortness is just physical and can be worked upon when you get married.like your kids can be stuffed with food rich in protein and healthy food all the time;that will help them get to average height or above. then don't forget that gene plays a great role. from your write up it seems that you have a tall gene which can be the one that will dominate when you start having kids. so don't confuse yourself.stop chasing shadows and start chasing the real thing and reality.

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  61. No advice today.. Just gonna read comments and relax. I also need advice haha

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  62. This blog gives me joy. Me I sidon dey read

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  63. Stella dont run jare, Poster number 3 u well so?. u better stick to d person that satisfies u all rounder and forget about height. Abi u wanna go with d guy that has a small somtin and after marriage u become unfaithful? think am o.

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  64. Poster 1: love don't cost a thing

    Poster 2: there's something called "blacklisting" contact ur network provider.

    Poster 3: follow ur heart. U want perfection ..right? Hope u have Kylie jenner's face;kim k boobs and Amber rose's ass and a career as superb as Beyonce's...the point here is....U aint perfect either. Learn to accept people the way the are cos the did same for u.


    In other news

    How can one overcome this paranoia of boo being too good to be true.

    Been in love with this drop dread handsome guy for like 3 years now...he's rich, great in bed (I call him superman), sexy,romantic and all. I keep asking myself if I really deserve this guy. My best friend tried to even sleep with this guy and yet he told me to be careful with the people I do mingle with. Fashion wise he's a real stunner but yet this fear of me not being good enough for him keeps robbing me of the happiness I deserve from this near perfect fantasy reality. Pls blog visitors: how can I overcome this feeling of not being good enough for him? God know I could die if anything goes wrong with this *sobs call it obsession but I just love him that much.

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    1. You have inferiority complex.
      Buy self help books n read.
      Any other time he's worshipping,start singing "All of me" by J. Legend. Let the thrusts rhyme with the song.
      Like this "Aaaaaaall of fiki fiki,loves allllll of sumsumsum etc

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    2. And you both are still unmarried? Be there doing bf and gf

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    3. Chai Irene! Your own corruption pass GEJ own. You don turn all of me go knacking song.

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  65. P1,make money first,then fall in love.

    2,run oooooo.


    3,your long throat na die. Abeg stick with the guy with thick phallus. Even if he annoys you,he will make you feel alright later.

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  66. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Omo today stuff funny die shahh....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  67. Ok I've changed my mind so here's my comment LMAO...

    Women... Women... Women!!!! Let's learn to be content with what we have! We cry, fast, pray and bind spirits so we can get good men, then when you get one.. The misbehaving starts! Especially if that man isn't financially where you want him to be so you start "looking outside". This is very bad! So poster 2, I'm talking to you. Be content! That tallness you're chasing after May dissapoint you. Your boyfriend sounds like a good man so sit down and be a good man! Hope you've not tested the other guy and you're using style to tell us he can't perform lol Wise up! And be fast about IT.. Before you start crying that all men are bastards lol

    Poster 1: it depends on the kind of woman you want! If you want to get a humble girl that will accept you as you are, go to humble places and humble yourself. Don't act like you have money when you don't, from day one let it be known that you're broke and when you're not broke anymore, take care of her! Hope you won't leave her for a more "up to date" girls because as stella said, once broke guys get rich.. Trouble starts

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  68. Posters 3, leave both guys. U r considering them bcos ur dad asked u to bring a guy home dis year. Firstly, u will never get over his shortness; ppl will advise u to over look, that dere is more in marriage dan height. Lemme inform you that you don’t luv dis guy deeply, u will get irate easily and snap at him at every chance, u won’t be able to walk with him comfortably in crowds, u will tend to admire every tall guy that pass and wish u can have him, mostly ashamed to introduce him to ur friends and families, u will tend to take ur shoes off all the time even for pictures so u can atleast level up with him. The guy with small weewee, well it depends on hw big u like it besides too long or too fat prick hurts the vajayjay and u will never catch ur trip wen u r hurting down dere. Trust me

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  69. P1 is not a bad thing to fall in love but the gals of this days no go eat love nah.

    P2 send pple for the guy.

    P3 na real longa throat u be.

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  70. Poster 3-short guys are ht tempered and their mind dey for back. So, i might advise yu run.
    Poster 1-Stella has said it all, n money, no luv and even if dere was luv, no respect. Ask my dad!!!

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  71. Hahahahahahah....stella, this your red ink, nawa ooo
    Poster 1: look for your class to luv, bt no sex ooo.
    Poster 2: pls involve the police, cos all dis ex dem, dy r always up to something. #hp farmers didn't plant cocoyam in ur totoh as stella said?#
    Poster 2: LONGER THROAT go kill u soon. Pls go for the one on ur mind, bt truly, u will always cheats.

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  72. Fine boy with no money, ain't nobody got time for that. When money starts rolling in now, you start finding faults with the girl that was with you when you had nada and you start chasing everything in skirts. I've seen this a lot of times.
    Madam complainer, make up your mind, you can't have it all. Are your fingers equal?

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  73. Poster 1, why don't you concentrate on getting a job first before talking of love and marriage. Mtchewwww

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  74. Hahahahahahah....stella, this your red ink, nawa ooo
    Poster 1: look for your class to luv, bt no sex ooo.
    Poster 2: pls involve the police, cos all dis ex dem, dy r always up to something. #hp farmers didn't plant cocoyam in ur totoh as stella said?#
    Poster 2: LONGER THROAT go kill u soon. Pls go for the one on ur mind, bt truly, u will always cheats.

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  75. I don laff so tey i gat read this narratives out loud even though say na office i dey. Stelloski, na u biko oooo

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  76. Attack u wetin? Na true u talk jare. Haba poster 3!. Choose a hustle already.

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  77. #1 if u can go tru sch and stand al d temptation like u said, is it 2yrs dat u can't handle. Plz be focused and channel dat energy to gettin a gud job and help ur *very poor family* first bf other tinz follows.#2......involve d police if u re sure u re not enjoying d chase #3 u can't eat ur cake n have it beta choose one now bf u loose both.

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  78. poster 3 I pity you.


    na wen u clock 30 u go no sey dat ur short bobo na im be ur DH.

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  79. The name is Bond..James Bond12 February 2015 at 16:28

    Poster 3, you haven't yet said yes or no, but you know the size of his joy stick already abi? Issorait....




    ***Every woman deserves a man who'll ruin her lipstick NOT her mascara!***

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  80. Poster one ofcus u hav d rite to love, afterall na broke guys love pass, but make sure u dnt forget her wen u make it,


    Stella babe I hav bin sendin u msges for inhouse news since Sunday bcos of the machines for sale abeg help me post am, na beg I dey

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  81. Poster1-please concentrate on finding a good job first before love inugo? Good luck!!!

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  82. Stella, u fon craze finish. Ur response to Poster 3 na die. lol.
    Why dont you just stick to the person you have been dating? You already know him to some extent and I dont think height should make you love him less. This second guy you talked about, maybe he has some kinda health conditions....who knows? Because this one he's telling you he has low sex drive due to sugar sounds to me like Diabetes mellitus. No go shook your head inside wahala ooo.

    Poster 1, Babes are not smiling ooo. And broke guys too dey be one kain. Na una dey jealous pass, dey possessive pass because u're insecured. If you see ur girl talking to a guy, u jump to conclusions and that she's leaving you cos you have no money. And if eventually you make it, that is when you will know that the same girl who stood by you thru thick and thin is too short, too tall, not beautiful and all.....coming up with irrelevant excuses. Whicheve wayz, if u find someone who loves, its all good.

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  83. Nr. 3 just as stella said, ur long throat too much. so becos him short u nor like am but u like the wan wey tall wey him nor fit perform well due to too much sugar. You brain is up-side-down. You need slaps to turn it the right position. mtscheww

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  84. Poster number 2: can't u change your phone number?

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  85. Poster 3,u no dey try at all.how do u mean when u said his joy stick is small?meaning u hav been servicing him along side ur mr nice boy friend?
    How funny life can be,if it's we the guys now,u ladies will reign all manner of curses on us. Anyway Chris brown has said it though. "These gals ain't loyal". Though not all ladies,some sha.
    Poster 2. You and ur Ex take blood oath?so why the obsession na?abi e don realise say ur paradise is more comforting than the initial.
    @Poster 1, just keep the hope going,someday u will reflect on. Ur past and shake ur head to say life is indeed in phases. Put all troubles to God and he will see u through. For now put love aside,coz there is this saying that goes this way. No finance no Romance.

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  86. @poster3,pls stick to the short guy with correct blokus so that u will not look outside for satisfactn tmrw. personally,i like dem big n fat.anything less than that,i can't deal. reminds me of a guy i dated in my hey days.very nice but d abunna was a no no. very long n thin.d first day i saw it,na race i pick o.cudn't even give him a b.j. i just though,'wat a waste'. imagined if d long thing was fat......?

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    1. So u love it big and fat eeeh???...hmmmm

      Nne ur head dey dia...big dicks feel up ur hole,d intensity and thickness coupled with those pleasurable thrusts dey scatter head....

      I don't like long, thin dicks..at all

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  87. @poster3,pls stick to the short guy with correct blokus so that u will not look outside for satisfactn tmrw. personally,i like dem big n fat.anything less than that,i can't deal. reminds me of a guy i dated in my hey days.very nice but d abunna was a no no. very long n thin.d first day i saw it,na race i pick o.cudn't even give him a b.j. i just though,'wat a waste'. imagined if d long thing was fat......?

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  88. Poster one: You are definitely free to love but broke guys are the most difficult to date,una too get time and as such have time for irrelevances.

    Poster 2: You should call the police already, stalkers are the most resilient,d more you insult them the more you encourage them. I had to even form friendship with mine so as to save head.
    Poster 3: people like you don't marry early, choose you pick already and know you can't always have it all

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  89. Urgggghhhhhh!!!!!!! Poster 2, "the ex that would never leave you alone," I know that feeling! Flip! Too damn frustrating. Yours is better. Mine is ruining my life, causing me problems that I have not had in forever, turning me into something I hate, detest, despise, infact turning me to something I don't even know.

    Worse part? They never treat you well when you're with them.Still they will not move on or let you move on! I'm so over rubbish exes, like I'm done. Okay I have gone a tad off track, let me come back. Poster 2, I seriously have no advice for you, like I said mine is worse than yours. Goodluck! Hmmm, I keep ranting in the wrong post. I just never see the rant post on time!

    Poster 3, you're seriously confused. You know what,choose the man with the qualities that are priority to you. Like behavioural qualities, not physical qualities. Except the physical is a priority to you, then go with the one with the better physical qualities.

    Poster 1, with the state of the Nigerian economy and the current ever increasing struggle life, I don't think you should be thinking of women or marriage ATM. Take care of your finances and get them in check and in turn the finances would get the ladies in check for you! I don't think any lady now would settle for the "struggs" life. Just think of making it first.

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  90. Poster 1, you have a right to fall in love o.Some women may see the potential and decide to hustle with you, but as stella rightly said are you sure when pepper rest you won't change???? my husband had nothing when we started dating, the big men chasing me then used to ask what i was doing with that small boy that didn't have a car some offered me sef but i stuck with him, true to type he got small change and started misbehaving forgetting days i shared my allowance with him but he came to his senses and i don't regret the years of struggle with him at all. just work hard and stick to your dreams

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  91. Poster 1, you have a right to fall in love o.Some women may see the potential and decide to hustle with you, but as stella rightly said are you sure when pepper rest you won't change???? my husband had nothing when we started dating, the big men chasing me then used to ask what i was doing with that small boy that didn't have a car some offered me sef but i stuck with him, true to type he got small change and started misbehaving forgetting days i shared my allowance with him but he came to his senses and i don't regret the years of struggle with him at all. just work hard and stick to your dreams

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  92. Poster 1- its almost impossible to find love as a broke guy. If you have very good qualities combined with the fact that you are a graduate then jst maybe then you will stand a chance.
    POSTER 2- Change your number and pray against him. Also report him to authorities let him sign an undertaking.
    POSTER 3- I just pity you, did the short guy create himself? Didn't you know he was short before you started dating him? Choose 1 abeg. I won't advice you on the one to choose cause I'm sure you know the one you want. Choose or leave both of them but please stop hurting the guy just cause he's down to earth....lol

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  93. #1: Everyone has the right to fall in love whether rich or poor. Just be sincere to any woman you admire. Some women are not materialistic, but don't change your colour when God blesses you.

    #2: He has told you that you are not good in bed, tomorrow he will use the same excuse to flirt. Better get him out of your side now.

    #3: You are very confused. You know what you want, no one can tell you what is good for you. Since your toto is too wide for the second man's prick, why not leave him in peace to avoid adultery in the future. I wish you all the best. Rose

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  94. Wahala de sha

    ~@iamjbankz SA to President Jonathan 2015~

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  95. Poster 3, better stick to the short one with better ogene. the fine boy does not hve anything to offer you, seeing that you probably love that side well. Fine boy fine oh, but no better packaging.

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    1. Better "ogene" ?
      Bwahaaaaa
      Men don suffer
      Different name & title for it

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  96. Poster 3,waitin u want make akin n pawpaw wife come talk na

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  97. @#3. If you claimed that your side-guy confessed to you about his 'shortness' or 'smallness' , I can understand. Many years back, one of my friends, a guy - confessed same to me. He was worried that the girl he was getting married to was pretending.

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  98. Poster 2 the guy is a stalker, report to the police so it will be on record..... If it was abroad u can get a restraining order for him not to come near you...change your number too....also be vigilant cos he can harm you bodily....never meet up with him for anything cos he sounds like a sick dude...

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  99. After being in relationship with emma for seven years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should rather contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that never believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I mailed the spell caster, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by referring him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the fake ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, his email: drobehiinegbedionspellhome101@outlook.com you can email him if you need his assistance in your relationship or anything. CAN NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU SIR HIS EMAIL
    ADDRESS IS: drobehiinegbedionspellhome101@outlook.com CONTACT HIM NOW FOR SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEM

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