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WEDDING HAIR AND NAILS STYLIST VENDORS NEEDED IN AWKA

Dear Stella,

my wedding is coming up in Awka in a few weeks and i need to contact any good hair stylist in Awka town, Anambra state.

I am really pressed for time, kindly contact me on 

chelseaumeh86@gmail.com

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOG VISITOR PEARL ENEBELI

Hi Stella,.i just want you and fellow bvs to wish me a happy birthday,my blog Id is Miss Chinny.I will love to give out a little bag of rice to a bv that really needs it (I am starting a little project that's why I am not so buoyant to do more).the bv has to be in Lagos or Enugu and he/she will get it 2nd week of April when I am back from my short trip.

Before I forget,(make I do small shakara)I am an ex beauty queen.

please Stella choose the person that will get the bag of rice.love you so much Mrs Kork and you all.

Happy Birthday Madam ....you are so beautiful.
Anyways i cannot choose who should get the rice because i do not want to be partial.
please anyone who lives in Lagos or Enugu and really needs this bag of rice should send a mail to this beautiful woman.

Prouddeltachick@yahoo.com

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BABY CLOTHES GIVE AWAY.

I would like to give these baby clothes to anyone who really wants them. They are clothes and shoes that were worn by 

my daughter and are in very good states as she rarely wore them. The size is for 0-6 month old.

Attached is also a baby carrier I would love to give to any Blog visitor who won't mind having it as it is fairly used but in a good state as well.

Any Interested blog visitor can email me at
margaretopefamuyiwa@yahoo.com

My love to your beautiful family

Kisses n Hugs to you

 

 

   

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NYSC POSTING

Good day .....

I am an ardent reader of your blog and I need advice.

I need the advice of blog visitors concerning the choice of location for my NYSC.I have been told to choose between Oyo state and Ogun state.I can't really decide on my own cos I have not been to any of the states

I want blog visitors who served/ live or have visited any of the states to advise me on the best choice in terms of comfort, standard of living,social amenities and other things that makes one enjoy NYSC.Thanks in advance

Kisses

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AMEBO GIST

Stella everyday Sweetness,

i get various gists wey i no know weda dem go fit qualify as Amiibor. Make i throw one for ground.

Na so i dey area jejely o wit my broda. Thank God for my footwagon/legedisbenz wey carry me come down. As i dey follow my broda talk na im i see one man dey waka enter inside the gate with the gateman dey follow am sharpaly. Na so this man shout say make d GM leave am say "i know where i'm going" wit very thick accent. I quickly place my amiibor antenna ear for satellite mode.

The gateman come reply say "oga, i don tell you say this place no be church, na people dey live inside."

This man begin shout dey disturb our usually quiet house. I no talk, i busy dey pretend say i dey follow my broda talk, him sef don join dey look this man but we no put mouth. Gateman start again say "oga abeg dey go outside and if you wan see anybody call the man for phone make im come meet you outside. This man provoke say im go slap our gateman; my mind don dey scream Draama, wetin SDKB don cause. As par say na night and people dey do mind your business for that area nobody go come outside. The gateman no gree o say the pesin wey that man wan meet give am instruction say make anybody wey im (GM) no know call who dem come visit. "i know where i'm going" come push GM comot dey enter na so GM quick push am go back. My body don dey sweet me say i go watch season film that night.

This man wear Jalabia (long gown) like Cele or Alfa come resemble potential Boko member. The man come begin shout say him go arrest our GM, show am ID card o. Him begin mention names (i no put ear for that side, im dey bark) say im go lock that GM for days and nothing go happen. Na so gateman tell am say "oga, no vex but na my work i dey do, so i no dey fear you." LWKM. The man wey dey form big man wan start to show baba werey na im one man wey dey look since with my broda make suggestion say make gateman (GM) go call the pesin wey the man come visit but im no gree say "make im call the friend come outside" Torr my broda sha tell the man say na GM job the poor guy dey do make im no vex, na so im shout again o "i've been here before why treat me like a stranger" GM answer "oga no vex but i never see this face before o" (anoda pesin enter the compound waka pass without wahala) na so the man shout "why didn't he stop that person?" before anybody fit talk GM

 tell am "i know that one but you lailai i never see you before" as them dey back and forth my own don dey wait for Climax before the season go end. Them argue pass 20 minutes before somebody come outside...

I don tire to type i go complete am tomorrow or when my phone don cool down. Make una no vex na ma palasa Nokia dey misbehave from too much Drama.

LMAO...Part two coming soon.

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FASHION DESIGNER OFFERS SERVICES

Hi Stella i am a young fashion designer who can't explore my talent because of resources. I would love to work with a fashion company,if there is anyone who owns or knows someone that owns a fashion company should contact me on

neeohlar24@gmail.com..i am ready to work and make sure the company

grows....Please help a sister OR if anyone has an industrial machine

in good condition to give away,Kindly contact me on the above email.

Please,I really need this. God bless you all!

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FOR BLOG VISITOR MRS D FROM CLASSYSASSY

Hi Stella boo,

Just read ihn and saw Mrs. D needs my contact, she can mail me at classysassyng@gmail.com

Cheers

Casandra

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IN HOUSE MEMO.

Regarding the Dayo Amusa post of yesterday...How can anyone tell me to keep

quiet in the face of a lie?When you people even respond to anons cussing you out then i am supposed to keep quiet?Fa-fa-faaa-fawul!

Sometimes i get munched pages from celebs social handles sent to me randomly and that was what happened yesterday with the Dayo munched instagram.I read what she wrote and helped her expand it with my comment and then one person comes to comment severally under anonymous and a few of you joined in...I do not know that anyone else has blogged it becos i did not check,the same time most people copy is the same time my spies do but its just that i am always late most times in posting. i definitely was not making reference to anyone and i wonder how in heavens name my comment relates to the other person referred to...if i referred to her and also blogged the same,am i not also calling myself out?USE YOUR BRAIN!

Some of you really have time...You keep insinuating that i am jealous of the other blogger,how can i be when God is also blessing me?how can i have time to be jealous of another person when i need to time to count my MANY blessings and thank God?I kid you not.

Or are you the one wasting your time trying to create an enemity from nothing?

I have received a few stinkers from one blogger stalking my inbox and i am afraid to say that she is behind most comments pitching Linda and i together.

one day she will cuss me out and the next day send a plea or love mail,

She wants me to post her emails and give her attention again,and i will not as much as mention her name here ever again becos she is an agent of the devil.

I think saying this blog plays fair by enabling all comments makes some people think they can come here and drop rubbish,try to derail posts and cause bad blood between blog visitors....From now on all that will stop.

Take you hate somewhere else.

God has been awesome,i dont like to blow my trumphet but if i did it would shut up the mouths of those saying i am jealous....

I dont have time to pretend,if you call my attention,i will give it to you...please click here and laugh your worries away.

Continue hating as i continue to COUNT.....

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PLEA TO ACQUIRE A SKILL

Please is there any BV that can teach me how to do professional make up and beading  at an affordable price whilst i wait for NYSC? Staying at home can be soooo frustrating, please Bvs help a sister, BV should live in Lagos

You can contact me on Maka45@yahoo.com

Thank you .

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SDK BLOG GIVEAWAY WINNERS

The following 30 people will receive 10k each from Rotterdam blog visitor

PREGNANT CATEGORY

1. vivaciara1@gmail.com
2. cutie_88x@yahoo.com
3. debenny11@yahoo.com
4. amysimpson247@gmail.com
5. preggymum2015@gmail.com
6. xtarheagle@gmail.com
7. Ronnie201392@yahoo.com
8. ifeoluwaadenike01@gmail.com
9. Ayodelechristiana@yahoo.com
10. Konyekate1@yahoo.com

SINGLE PARENTS CATEGORY

1. Ebyije@gmail.com
2. Prettygenny2007@yahoo.com
3. Engr.ayyub@gmail.com
4. Mingle_with@yahoo.com
5. Unikbetty@gmail.com
6. Nzubeizuu@gmail.com
7. dilinky@yahoo.com
8. Growingingrace101@gmail.com
9. Chiamakailozulu@yahoo.com
10. Edithfrances2000@yahoo.com

OTHER CATEGORY

1. Dejt4u@gmail.com
2. Pblesynn@gmail.com
3. Gateyomi@gmail.com
4. Lilianonwujiobi@yahoo.com
5. Mummyjayden10@gmail.com
6. Aminat.adewole@yahoo.com
7. Ayooluwa247@gmail.com
8. Olaoluwa.emmanuel@yahoo.com
9. Abimbola.okeya@gmail.com
10. Martinshope5@gmail.com

OSASU SHOW GIVEAWAY

These four people will receive 10k.The 10k to balance it up,i have added 20k to it and sent to someone in need.

1. Mukaoha@gmail.com
2. Biodunakerele6@gmail.com
3. Bohlarmama@gmail.com
4. Bb4luv2009@yahoo.com

The following 34 people should send their COMPLETE account details to sdkblogofficial@gmail.com stating which category they were selected for.

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 Southampton BV friends Needed

Hi madam SDK, Love your blog like a fat kid loves cake. i just moved in to Southampton area with my family. I have a cute baby boy about 11 months old. I would really love 2 interact with BVs who have babies about my sons age or older and who live around  Southampton/Portsmouth, or within Hampshire. my email is asanwasexymimi@yahoo.com.

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SAVED FROM A LIE - THANK YOU BV GIFT.

Good morning Stella and my fellow BV's, I hope you all are doing fine...I should have sent in this mail a long time ago but my project wont let me, I have been extremely busy but I thank God for final completion of my project work.I want to thank bv Gift for the help she rendered towards the success of my little nieces birthday,she really saved a sister! She has no idea!  let me start from the genisis of this whole thing...It all started some time last year when I was still in school and my mum had a meeting, she called me the previous day (friday) and begged me to come home from school to help her cook and prepare for the meeting as she was the host for that meeting. I promised her I would make it and so she thanked me, blessed me and all. The next day Saturday, I left school to come home but ended up in the market (Saturday okrika market). I initially planned to  "brush through" the market but unfortunately i spent over 6hrs . I checked my fone and discovered over 10 missed calls from my mum so I deviced a plan or rather a lie to tell... Fiam! 

It occured to me *tell her you went to learn how to bake! !!*... I went home and she wasn't happy with me but upon hearing I went to learn how to bake and I delayed because I was learning how to ice a wedding cake, my innocent mother was soo happy! She was even more happy when i told her i was learning for free! (Lol). She motivated me to keep up with the good work, she advised me to learn more handiworks if I had the time. *sigh* I had escaped, or so I thought.Come march and it was my nieces bday, my mum called me and was like, "how far with your baking program now? Please bake for my grand daughters birthday"... I agreed to do it cause there was no other lie to tell since according to me i had finished the cake learning process. The day was drawing near and the only option I had was to ask uncle google.

Fast forward a bit, this fateful day I rushed in to read the in house news and it was like filmtrick when I saw the news about teaching cake making to Benue bv's! I russsshed to send a mail and to God be the glory my darling Gift replied me.She is such a nice lady, she taught me the basics, gave me her own personal recipe for various things including doughnuts, and other confectioneries. I really want to appreciate her help to me that day as she really saved me from trouble.  

She has a very welcoming family and she has a very nice heart. Due to the urgency of the whole thing she had to mix the icing for me and gave me to take home to ice the cake myself. Attached is a picture of the cake. God bless you bv Gift and grant you your heart desires. Sorry for the long epistle but there was no way I could cut it shorter than this. Thanks aunty Stella for this platform, it has really touched soo many lives including mine. God bless you.

 

Ah ah,you did well oh.

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WAIST TRAINER APPEAL

Stella mavo,ko oma we..i greet you in a very special way.am a mother to triplets, two boys and a girl.Had them two and half years back.they would be 3yrs by sept .I was a size 12 when dear hubby met me.he is the most amazing man.any woman can wish for Stella nearly two and half years after having my babies my tummy is an issue and dear hubby is beginning to complain.

The other day my daughter asked me if there was a baby in my womb..please i appeal to my fellow sdkers,if any one has a used waist trainer or corset,please i need it..i dont mind, i have tried everything possible to lose this weigth but buying a new one is a luxury i cant afford now .my waist size is 32,hubby is having issues at his place of work because madam at the top is making advances at him and sometimes his salary comes 2weeks late,after others have received.

I intend to go job hunting,am a graduate too.but i have been nursing my babies.i want to start supporting dear hubby so thank you as you sow this seed into my life .

hmmmmmmmm
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JOLLOF RICE EXPERT *SIDE EYES*

Good afternoon stella of life, I know people tell you how much they love you everyday and I want to say I love you too. Please I want people to patronize me, I'm idle most times as being an  up coming make up artist when I don't have any bridal job which doesn't come regular like that so I've decided to take up my other passion which is cooking.

 I make all kind of African delicacy and my jollof rice is very tasty *side eye at stella*. Please for those who live on the mainland I will appreciate you if you call me on 09098072207. (I've some stuff to give MAMA NNUKU bag as her amebo gist is always on point) she can reach me on my number too. For the 1st 3 people who call will give them free stew with assorted *winks*. 

Here is my own little shoki haha MTN 166237318395, 920061090141 airtel- 1120035236623787, 9428570267401152.  may God continue to bless all that you do. Thanks and kissing your ass.           

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STALE AMEBO GIST

Bae has a theory that mentally unstable men usually have large gbola. When i see the ones that roam naked, my eyes always take a sneak peek at that section (reflex things...hehehehe). So i always assumed that was the normal sized adult gbola , not knowing there were extreme variations. That was before i started doing bad things.

On this particular day, early 2013, before Oshio baba banned bikes, i boarded one. We were at akenzua/stadium road axis, slowing down to enter another lane, when the bikeman gave a loud cry. My eyes immediately caught the site that prompted such exclamation....

Hmmmmm!! what i saw ehn!!! chai!!!!

I for leave am for part 2 oooo, make i continue....

So there was a mentally unstable man walking stark naked along the road. The thing hanging between his legs ehn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ewoooooo!!!!!!!!!!! ha!!!!!!  was Sooooo LONG, BELOW his knee level, and was just dangling.

The bikeman said 'chei, that one na curse ooo'. I turned back to get another view, as we were moving, just his backside i could see, i nearly told the bikeman to drop me, but i didn't want him to see me as a pervert.

That thing is something i can never forget in a hurry. Told bae, he felt i was exaggerating the whole thing, he too agreed it must be a curse. I spent the next few days, browsing gbola sizes to assure myself that it's normal for some people...but nothing ooo.

Make una no vex...i just felt like sharing

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SDK BLOG AMEBO GIST.

I went to Ogba yesterday..I was in a bus, and I saw this lady in front of me going through her phone with seriousness. I minded my own phone going Through your blog. So conductor asked the lady give me money, you need to see the way the lady shouted at the conductor to wait jooor. That caught my attention,and I looked at her phone and guess what babe was on your blog refreshing like mad, and waiting for IHN. On the other phone she typed out *555* already..conductor was shouting and I jejely paid for her as sisters of SDK.and I know thevchick wanted to hustle richard card..after everything she just hissed and said all the spirits have finished loading all the cards..then she faced conductor for distracting her..choi wetin your blog de cause eh..its outa the world

Hahahahahahahahahah so people who load fast have two phones?No wonderrrrrrr!

Now it is clear to me!..heheheheeheeh

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BUSINESS IDEAS NEEDED

I have a capital of 100k, and need to start a business ASAP but i'm kinda clueless on what to do at the moment I'm thinking of getting a bike and having someone run it for me, but I need more ideas from BVs on other areas I can venture in for great return.

NB: I have a 9-5 job, so shouldn't be something that requires my presence.

Your ideas would be appreciated and I can be reached on  ebyebony23ng@yahoo.com 

Thanks

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BLACKBERYY BOLD 5 FOR SALE

Stellastico  please i have a  blackberry bold 5 for sale, its in absolute good condition. i bought it brand new and have only used it for four months now i want to sell it for 20k so i will use the money to make up my school fees. i cant attach the pictures of the phone cause am sending this mail from a friends phone. but you can contact me on 08060964987 if you are interested to buy it.please help a sister out. shout out to mama nnukwu ,i hail you.

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BLOG VISITOR DR PAT OGAR FULL OF THANKSGIVING ON THE BIRTH OF HER BABY

Good day Stella Super Sugar, join me and give God all the glory, it was not easy at all, after more than 12hours of labour ( the pain na die) God gave me the cutest baby boy Dwayne Emmanuel Eyaba Musa Junior. Praise master Jesus Make we manage this small shoki Air tel 9689 2811 3881 0780 9768 4619 2770 2330 9109 8838 1814 1165 Etisalat 2635 1546 8126 768 8221 0295 0661 865

Awwww,congrats Pat Ogar,this pikin don reach three months nau abi?kisses to him for me.hope you are healed now?I love you!

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WORRIED POST.

Stellz, 

I witnessed something yesterday while heading back home. Three school children holding on to each other wanted to cross the Gbagada Oshodi express way. These children the eldest should be around 4 or 5. The sight drew my attention and also like 2 other young guys. I moved close to them and asked if they were alone or someone was walking them home. The eldest replied that they were alone and needed to cross to the other side of gbagada so they can walk home from there.

Jeez my heart skipped..cross this express road by yourselves. She answered Yes we pass here everyday but we always beg an elderly person to take us across but today we decided to try it ourselves.. I looked at the 3 of them again and i wanted to cry. I mean who leaves a 4yr old to watch over two 3 yr old twins..

 Who does that??? Gbagada express that even as an adult am scared of crossing... I remembered an almost similar happening i witnessed a month back,two small children were walking each other to school and a policeman on the road was trying to extort money from a passing okada, the okada man didnt want to stop and the policeman stretched a plank with the intention of using it to hit the okada man. Lo amd behold the plank landed on one of the kids. The events that followed are too gory for me to recount.

Back to the original story, i asked the kids if they knew their house and they said yes so I got a keke guy and begged him to take them home and gave  him ‎some money. 

As i walked home i kept thinking is it that their mom had so many children that she wasnt bothered??? I mean what happened to seeing to it that your kids leave home and arrive back from school in one piece???

I decided to share this to hear the views of fellow blog visitors especially the married ones.

Regards, 

Blogvisitor‎ O.B.A

Hmmm are you sure the Keke guy took them home?You should have followed them home and scolded their parents/ward!.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Hello Stella Korkus,

I've just started my own FX Business after working for years.

Please I need patronage from my fellow BVs

You can reached me via rhurbarbresources@gmail.com or 51605DB2  for your business, medical and school fees foreign money remittance to any country. Also my company buys and sells foreign currencies(Dollars, Pounds and Euro)  at competitive market rate. Please I have small recharge card for the fastest fingers and also promise to pay offering here when business start coming.

I hear this business is very lucrative!!!

Signing out...
StellaKORK
Blognalist/Social Entrepreneur!