Wow!!!..This one pass me!
STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
STRANGE HUSBAND AND THE BICKERING IN LAWS
Hi Stella,
My story is about my husband and his family. We have been married for 3 years,in the latter 2 years I have not had peace of mind. His parents are always disturbing and harassing me for grandchildren.
My husband is extremely poor in bed, I mean POOR. His performance is zero, I never orgasm after sex with him. This issue of children, since his parents started harassing me, my husband started to act funny. When we have sex or we are about to, he will start complaining about how he has neck pain and back pain or come up with a sad tale of what he is facing at work.
I even burst into anger one day and told him I was fed up with his silly attitude. I can count how many times we have had sex this year. When he is giving me head, it's like he is just bathing me with saliva. No pleasure whatsoever and when I try to correct him subtly he will get annoyed and totally kill the mood. More so the few times we happen to have actual sex, by the time he releases and we are resting, that is when I will realize that he actually poured on the bed.
This is not the first or second time that he will repeat such an act, the last time he poured on the floor thinking I won't see it and when I ask him why he poured on the floor he will say he poured it inside me first. I am getting tempted to tell his parents because their harassment is becoming too embarrassing for me. They don't know that it is their son who is not doing the needful.
I would like useful advice from readers or from anyone who has been in such bizzare situation before.
Give me pop corn abegg while I await comments
ReplyDelete********LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*******
Wonderful story
DeleteNext time u take a test run before paying for the car..say no to abstinence before marriage. .
DeleteTell his parents, take him to ur pastor
DeleteJust a question... was he like that before u guys got married? If yes then u are not in ur right senses to have married him... if no then something is wrong with him
DeleteTell his parents jare!
DeleteWhat nonsense!
Just when you Thought you've heard all.
DeleteStrange narratives made stranger.
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Moh haddy, your comment makes no sense at all, or are you just trying to demonstrate Nigerian's backward way of always blaming the woman for anything and everything that happens? If he was like that before they got married, that would have been the right way to be at that point because they both would have been trying to avoid unwanted pregnancy or children out of wedlock. They would have either been abstaining from sex until marriage or having protected sex or him releasing outside of her (even though I don't think its that effective), so what are you talking about here?
DeleteJeez!
ReplyDeleteMadam it's well...
Na wa o. There must be a reason for what he is doing. His attitude is strange. There should be a place of communication with ur husby, abi? Talk to him, if he doesn't want to spill threaten to tell his parents about it and see what he does. I just hope he doesn't have a skeleton in his cupboard. God's grace dear. E no easy fa.
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He doesn't want kids. Just ask him why and depends on your approach, he will tell you. Meanwhile if you want kids, stay on top. There is nowhere else that sperm is going but inside you
DeleteLol... BabyKingsway, U'r really experienced...
Delete* * * Linda's 1st Daughter * * *
17.05 how old are you? What do u mean stay on top? When a woman is on top her vagina faces down so how will the sperms travel up abi you nor know the law of gravity?
DeleteWhat did you get in physics O level?
@ babykingsway on point. I feel you.na by force by fire ni
DeleteUr a learner o!!! No matter the position, if the belle wan enter e go enter! The one I dey so, na on top e take enter!
DeleteThnk u Bianca. That isd worse position for a woman who wants 2 b preg.
Delete@poster which is d problem now? D fact that he's a one minute man or d that he pours on d bed or floor?
My take, releasing on d bed or floor as d case may be might not b deliberate as not 2 get u pregnant, but a deliberate act 2 try to satisfy u. Dude is a one second man no doubt and in d bid 2 last atleast 1 or 2 minutes he pours out 1stly on d bed and then continues 2 pound like he's still game. I bet if u concentrate ull notice a very slight break in transmission.
He needs medical attention plus prayers. Leave ur inlaws out of this 1st n sort it out with him.
Bianca, sperms swim upwards
Delete@bianca u must be a LEARNER....go and read so u can learn and stop saying ignorant and stupid stuff....no matter the position u can get pregnant....smh
Delete@bianca its been a while since I read such an ignorant comment. Do you realise how many cells are in a sperm? How old are you?
DeleteWow, this is serious.
ReplyDeleteAbeg make I laugh small...
ReplyDeleteHohohohohohohoho....
Poster,didn't you taste before buying or are you Team no sex before marriage??...
You see where you have landed your self...
Single girls,make una dey taste before buyin to avoid this kind of story...
When next he is about to cum,hold him tight...don't allow him to get till you are sure he poured everything on you...
He could have a disease he didn't want to pass to her or he's trying to cover up his impotency.
DeleteIf he's doing it on purpose, I guess he's hiding something.
DeleteYou said he started it after his parents started harassing you, there's a possibility he can't father children hence this attitude because he knows going for tests will be the next step if he's pouring inside you and kids are not forthcoming.
I suggest you talk to him and threaten to report him to his parents, if he doesn't change go ahead and report him.
All the best dear
The basis of the first part of ur comment holds no water abeg
DeleteHe hardly makes love to you, does t give you satisfactorily orgasm, his head game is zero and now you have to beg or trick him into releasing inside you? Just how much can one take in this thing called marriage?
DeleteEven if he doesn't want to have kids now, why can't he just open to you? It alpmost sounds like the foundation of your marriage is faulty. What's the point of been married if you can't live peacefully or at least have kids to ease all the pressure. If he's not ready to have kids and you trick him into doing it, he might change for good after the baby comes but then again it might make him resent you and the baby.
Why is he not even defending you against his family. Could it be that your marriage was arranged, or he married you to gain something either from you of something else he needed but couldn't get it as a bachelor and as such he doesn't want a baby to tie him down to you.
Simply report to his parebts..unstead of taking all d insults
ReplyDeleteSo you not only take all the insults from his family you also wipe his cum off the floor? Lollllllll. Please keep it up. Nigerian women enjoy suffering like homeless dogs anyway. So enjoy!
DeleteI don't get it,is it that he doesn't want u to get pregnant or he is the type dat don't understand he can pour d thing inside during sex?lmao!
DeleteWhich ever way,he needs help Asap!
Very interesting
ReplyDeleteHere u are suffering from his sins. A woman's world isn't an easy one. You can call him to have a heart to heart talk with him. Don't know if this will help at all but there's this lady that handles sex and sensuality on punch newspaper. You can read her posts on punch website and invite him to read them too. Am still single but once I saw my father reading it and it spooked my curiosity. Her articles about six and marriage are really helpful. (Just dey save am for my head till marriage *winks*). Just try ur best to talk to him before thinking of telling hos parents and let him see reasons but please be careful not to hurt his ego.
DeleteI once had a boyfriend like this, I got him some supplements which did the magic. It is understandable that he gets angry when you talk about it, because it bruises his ego, u have to learn to manage his emotions and still achieve positive results. I feel for you dear. The Lord is your strength.
DeleteHIAN!!!
ReplyDeleteNa wa o!
Madam, life is too short to be getting short changed xesually.
Talk to your DH about artificial insemination or IVF, and get yourself an artificial prick!!!
Why should your man make you lose out on both ends??
Abi he dey ogboni society?? *covers face*
Lol @ extremely poor in bed.
ReplyDeleteToo much details abeg! I feel there must be other problems in your marriage, not just sex, it doesn't appear to me like you guys really communicate with eachother
ReplyDeleteMistletoe
Thank you. This post is not complete. Poster, you cannot feed us half-truths and expect good advice. You know why he's pouring on the floor but you sieved it out of your post cos you don't want us to backlash him or you, depending on the reason. Take care
DeleteChukwu Abiama! As it is, you will have to tell his parents as it is. Which kind wahala be this? Nna ehn! If he isn't ready to improve, you will have to end the marriage cos this situation is dead on arrival.
ReplyDeleteAside from havin ZERO fitness in bed, maybe he doesn't want U to get pregnant now.
ReplyDeleteAs for the head...
Delete'Maybe' it stinks badly, lemme use 'ooze' badly.
The spit ish is what U do when u ve to do it cos U ve to atleast please the other person. Yuck!
Wash up n wax proply
Hehehehe
Delete@SIXFEETA YOU COULD BE RIGHT ON THAT. POSTER TRY TO BUY NOORFORM TO HELP THE SMELL OF YOUR HELLO KITTY
DeleteSince he doesn't pleasure her sexually and there's a huge issue about getting pregnant, in my opinion, giving her head should be the least of their problem right now. Madame you should let him expend the little energy he has into doing the REAL deal for now, instead of giving u head that isn't going to get u pregnant, and on top of it u aren't kukuma enjoying it. And I don't think he enjoys it either, if na so so spit him dey do. Go straight for the banging and let's know whats up. All the best!
DeleteTell his parents
ReplyDeletePls
Or his he gay
Keeping faith
ReplyDeleteThis is very serious.
ReplyDeletePrayer is the master key.
Truly, ds one pass me
ReplyDeleteWhy on earth is he pouring it out?
Is it intentionally or what?
Hian
Hes obviously not ready or interested in having children. You have to sit him down and tAlk with him about it.
DeleteNa wah! Woman report him aspa or get a cup to collect his sperm for testing. Either way you save yourself irsh
DeleteHes obviously not ready or interested in having children. You have to sit him down and tAlk with him about it.
DeleteIve never been in such situation before and I'm not even married. But I'll advise that you talk to your family doctor first and ask what d problem might be. Maybe hubby is not capable and if its a medical challenge. Hubby doesn't have to know.
ReplyDeleteAnd if drs no changes after that, tell his mum
The next time he cums on the floor, scoop the bloody cum and go and have it tested in a laboratory. Whatever the result u can take it from there. For all u care the sperm may be useless
DeleteUna. No fuck b4 marriage?
ReplyDelete*shines teeth*
Anytime he's fucking, wrap ur legs around his waist n hold him vice-like grip..
No just open leg east n west o
Bathing ur toto with saliva during head?
*lord fix it*
Lmao.... datz a good advice for real
DeleteI totally agree with wrapping him with your legs
DeleteHe can as well pretend to hv cum inside u
DeleteStay on top!!!
DeletePoster, I think you both need to talk with a professional marriage/relationship counsellor and not his parents.
ReplyDeleteI also recommend seeing a Gynaecologist to ascertain your man is in good working order. Take the chance to check yourself too.
Best of luck.
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When his family members start again,tell them the problem is from their son not you and don't expantiate.
ReplyDeleteThat's just it. All this chronicles sef dey make person fear marriage.
Deletehaba.... poor in bed? Thats a relative term, depending on the reference employed.
ReplyDeleteNow "poor in bed" is different from not getting you pregnant. A man can be poor in bed and still have the ability to plant his seed. So only you just get the full double package of both. Eyaaaa
Then to add insult to injury, since e prick no fit work, e come dey pack saliva for your punani like say na paint job. hmmm.... this one hard oh
First of all, tell him what can make you cum and if he is serious, he will do it. Even though this may mean not licking the pussy, but sucking it like orange. But i hope you are clean down there oh, before you send someone to the hospital.
It is funny that in Nigeria, people marry to get children. This is a sign of backwardness. It is for better for worse ohhh. Marriage no be beans. And this one wey my guy dey pour sperm for floor, is it on purpose, or na so e dey calibrated to do by default? talk with him. Sometimes, the position of your cervix coupled with his dick and sex position may not allow sperm get trapped in your punani oh. Make una observe well. And it may also lead to your hanging in a frozen position with your legs wide for 30mins after he has cum, so the sperm will enter well.
My sister, you no get problem..... just observe well.
I swear ehn, if that guy suck your punani like unripe orange, you must cum..... if not, na wahala two of una don enter so oh
Na so
Omo ale ni popin iya ee ' seh i can love u eenh !mwah...
Deletei gat to u mehn u are as crazy as mua
I laughed out loud @ d point "abi na so d prick dey calibrated to do by default" hahahahahahha dis guy u be real case Ohh.
DeleteLmao you just made me laugh like......
DeleteOh boi i get to speak to u on fone drop ur contact abeg
DeleteIf he's 'pouring' outside your body on purpose then there is serious problem oo! How are you expected to get pregnant if he is 'pouring' on the floor. Please find a way to make him stay inside you till 5minutes after (lool)or is the D' so small you wouldn't know if he is pulling out. Please open your mouth and tell your mother inlaw o! Shuu!
ReplyDeleteDivorce him! Go home
ReplyDeleteWhat a name.
DeleteLOOOL... I'm not laughing because it's not funny at all....
ReplyDeleteI have no idea but talk to him well and warn him you'll tell the elders if he doesn't change
Your husband doesn't release in you during sex and his parents are harassing you for grand babies yet you haven't told them that their son is not doing his job. What are you waiting for?
ReplyDeleteWhy do you women like to take the fall for your men yet some of them won't blink twice before throwing y'all under the bus?
1 million likes
DeleteAs in... Two hundred million likes..
Delete@ stewie.....dnt I just love u already
DeleteThis is serious. Talk to him so he'll adjust.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure he doesn't have AIDS though.. Abi why he go dey pour on the ground and on top bed
ReplyDeleteHIV/AIDS is transmitted thru semen, thats to say jst the act of making love should infect the wife. Am not sure d sperm has d virus too dats y people with d virus can also make healthy babies
DeletePeople with virus make healthy babies because the woman is treated during pregnancy, she is not allowed to have the baby the natural way and she is not allowed to breastfeeding feed the baby..
DeleteEwoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
ReplyDeleteOkija wife, why are you ewooooing, na wetin dey your mind?
DeleteAs if being bad in bed is not enough, he dsnt evn knw how and where to empty his tank?? Are u waitn for them to start callin u a witch before u tell them he has refused to fill ur jar?? Obviously ur husband isn't ready for kids for whatsoever stupid reason, let him knw he's leavin u no choice but to address the bulldogs.
ReplyDeleteTell his parents otherwise oyo
ReplyDeleteYeepa
ReplyDeleteThis is a very sad situation.
ReplyDeleteAbeg, tell his parents so that they will know the fault is not from you.
This is why it is always good to" test and taste " before marriage.
How can he be pouring saliva all over your body in the name of giving head?
I think you should speak to him about it first. Find out if there is a reason he is behaving like that don't shout or nag just be concerned. If that doesn't help contact the people he relates and listen to maybe your pastor/imam, and your parents should be aware of what is happening to you as well. Then you can now take the case to his parents.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he doesn't want to have kids yet. Tell his parents
ReplyDeletestella this one pass me too o but make i try small.
ReplyDeletei think you should report him to someone since you have tried talking to him. and if he doesn't listen bring the family into it and let them know he's the problem not you.
it looks like he's doing it on purpose though, i mean why else would he pour it on the bed or floor?
maybe you should talk to him again and find out if he's ready for kids or try artificial insemination that one na if he go gree.
then u can't be suffering in silence na. in the most subtle way tell him about his poor performance don't rub it in his face o.
because if na man now he for don dey cheat. you also deserve to enjoy the sex, very very important o madam and tell him about the saliva pouring.
Wowz!
ReplyDeleteHe is probably gay.
ReplyDeleteI wish you would take my advice,
ReplyDeleteFirst prayerfully have a heart to heart discussion with him,ask him y he cums on the floor .
If u know u love him still I think you should get him supplements that will enhance his sex life, if he won't take it from you then you gat to do the needful put it in his food or drink one way or the other. You own ur man put him in order.
If u report to his parents they might take sides with him.it's your marriage n you have to fix whatever problem u got with the help of God,n I hope soon ur story will be featured in the chronicle of Hope.
Be patient n be strong.
Pls ignore your in-law they should barking they can't bite you
Pls how do you prayerfully have a heart to heart discussion?
DeleteYvette, by first asking the Holy Spirit to give u wisdom in ur utterance to say the right thing that'll captivate his attention, and also, for God to subdue his ego.. so to listen to his wife's plea or admonition as they settle their marital woes.
Delete@sisi eko....wagbayi!
DeleteWhen I read d "pour on d bed and floor", I laffed very hard..... dis wan pass me too eziokwum... when no be say na hide and seek affair una de do.... whatever his reason is, telling his parents won't change anything... U r a woman honey! Deal! I wonder y he got married to u in d first place plus didn't u taste it before marriage to know his ability? Or u r #teamvirgin#
ReplyDeletehahhahahahha.....eyaaaa......sorry oooooo...
ReplyDeleteU luv Richard karma? One minute man? Randy mofo? Xcpt if u dnt like urslf. U deserve better.
DeleteAh ah.... Who said Richard is a One minute man? Be careful with that kind of accusation o. Richard is amazing in bed o. Is he not a single man why can't he be randy? Abeg Abeg take a couple of seats
DeleteHmmm, u guys should seek help whatever it takes, drag him, trick him, whatever to a specialist. I know there is a medical condition that makes some men spill outside, not sure of the name, but I didn't quite get if you meant your husband does this deliberately or not
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
ReplyDelete.
This ur husband na mumu shah.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Strange.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, tell the parents. Something must be wrong somewhere. Maybe try straddling him and not releasing him until you feel him release inside of you.
ReplyDeleteTELL THEM AND STOP TAKING THE FALL FOR HIM
ReplyDeleteSOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG SOMEWHERE
JUST NEGODU
Hmm... It's actually bizarre o. But I think your problem is that you're correcting him and he feels it's as regards his poor sexual performance. Next time, don't just wait till y'all are having sex, on a neutral level, tell him about the needful which he ought to do. I guess this could help. Let him understand the kind of pressure you're facing and how he could be of help so that there could be a solution to this because as I'm seeing this, I don't think he's ready for kids. Y'all should just discuss this maturedly
ReplyDeleteLobatan!
ReplyDeleteHian
ReplyDeleteTHELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDeleteAarrh,nnkan nbe!
Your hubby is acting like he was forced to marry you,why is he pouring his seed on th bed,floor and not in your vjayjay???,even steve wonder knows how to locate the vagina....anyway,wen next you're gonna have sxx with him,grab his butt and press him down to urself,tighten ur hips round him till he releases inside you....
As for ur inlaws,turn deaf ears to them..
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
I cant stop looool !
DeleteHmmmm
ReplyDeleteTHELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDeleteAarrh,nnkan nbe!
Your hubby is acting like he was forced to marry you,why is he pouring his seed on th bed,floor and not in your vjayjay???,even steve wonder knows how to locate the vagina....anyway,wen next you're gonna have sxx with him,grab his butt and press him down to urself,tighten ur hips round him till he releases inside you....
As for ur inlaws,turn deaf ears to them..
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
THELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDeleteAarrh,nnkan nbe!
Your hubby is acting like he was forced to marry you,why is he pouring his seed on th bed,floor and not in your vjayjay???,even steve wonder knows how to locate the vagina....anyway,wen next you're gonna have sxx with him,grab his butt and press him down to urself,tighten ur hips round him till he releases inside you....
As for ur inlaws,turn deaf ears to them..
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
Plss poster, nxt time u guys have sex, sit ontop of him, if possible grab his hands, Lets see how he will poor it outside then, May b the guy man no want children yet
ReplyDeleteMy dear tell his parents o. So they can leave you alone abeg
ReplyDelete*coughs*
ReplyDeleteTell Them Pleeaase
ReplyDeleteWhat is that and you are there bearing the brunt of the childless union.
May be he needs medical attention too.
Has you two been to the hospital
Bottom line""if u notice he is abouto cum ..grab his bum tight..lmao and make sure he cums inside of you o
ReplyDeleteOr..sit him down and talk to him..ask him what the problem really is
Lmao @ first paragraph
DeleteJust be sure he is not trying to avoid passing a STD on to you. It could also be that he is not ready for a baby, and he doesn't know how to speak out without causing wahala. Either way, good luck and all the best.
ReplyDeleteNa wah oh! Oxygem and Magnesium.This one pass me oh ! Stella where is ur pop corn seller? Make i read comments...
ReplyDeleteWowsers! Tins dey happen for this life o, it's obvious he's not into that marriage at all and doesn't want to have children with u. Or so I think.
ReplyDeleteHian! Doesn't he wants kids? Confide in your pastor first before you know what to do. Its either he's infected with a disease he does not want to pass to you or he's into something sinister.
ReplyDeletee pass me too
ReplyDelete#GODWIN™
You better open up and tell his mum and dad at the same time same place so no cover up or lies from his mum to his dad...
ReplyDeletethey will sort him out....of course he will get angry with you but you just be extra patient till he gets out all that anger then you guy can start all over again but this time pouring in the right place. Abeg dont let all if them stress you oh
Na wa ooooo... Y will some people keep saying sex is not food ?
ReplyDeleteU too like prik chei !!! Come make I give u abunayan
Deletekikikikiki
Lmbo!
ReplyDeleteSorry, I'm laughing, but I couldn't help it.
Is your husband just being funny or doesn't he know where your vagina is?
This narrative though.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Madam, how can he release after both of you have finished having sex? He needs serious medical attention.
ReplyDeleteFrom an experienced point of view, I fink ur husby pours inside u and it rolls down to d bed or floor. Gudluck
ReplyDeleteMadam you just adviced yourself na....shikena...Talk to him about it, the pressure from his Family and when he refuses to do the needful, tell him u're gonna tell his Family about it...please go ahead and inform them so as to save yourself some stress.
ReplyDeleteOriegwu. ..This one pass me o..I think a time will come when u will have to invite those ur inlaws over and have a serious talk with them in ur hubby's presence. .and tell them all that's been happening. Then he can answer his parents and they can let u be. ..maybe ur hubby doesn't wanna have kids with u cos I no just understand. .
ReplyDeleteStella your so funny... you really are (thumbs up).
ReplyDeleteMy dear, the writing is very clear on the wall.
Your husband is gay.
Next time - please try and sample the cloth before buying it.
Since he keeps messing up, please just quietly go and get a boyfriend outside between ages (25-30). These young men have too much stamina and will nack that punani wella.
Not am thinking about it am getting annoyed, your husband is starving you from sex.. very very annoying.
This was exactly my thought, d guy is gay
DeleteHe's not gay everything for hypocrate like u wereh pipu na gay im dey fuck im wife? loanly bitches online.
Deletekikikikiki
Gbam! Dear, ur hubby is so so gay!
DeleteMy advice....It is still a little to early to tell d in-laws....Stop nagging him about it too.....Relax a little and then start with the snooping....I bet you, u are gonna discover so many answers to your questions....The guy is gay!
But u insult single mothers? Y didn't u taste before buying d shoe?
ReplyDeleteyour horseband is hiding something from you.i can smell it from here
ReplyDeletehmmmmm! Ds is PG!!!(18)+ n above. Lol
ReplyDeleteI guess you have to report him then
First of all find out if your hubby is really set to be a father id he is then when you guys are on it, forget pleasure hold him to it when he want to jerk of dont let it go at all. I think that would work and BTW never you tell his anything like that oh if not you don scatter you marriage. I hope this helps you. Stella this is my first time of commenting oh but am a regular BV. from PHC.
ReplyDeleteyou sound like a controlling woman
ReplyDeleteDear poster, your husband has deep issues that he isn't telling you. It's either he knows he can't father a child, he has children somewhere or simply doesn't want one with you. Tell him you are going to report to his parent and then watch his reaction. His body language and reply will help you take the next step. Don't report without letting him know first because he will just end up embarrassing you or doing worse. Good luck
ReplyDeleteThis also came to mind
Deletemaybe your husband has a disease or something, that he doesn't want to pass on to you. or he is ill, like he cannot perform. firstly u both should see a doctor, asap and then follow up with counseling
ReplyDeletePoster, how many ears do you have? This marriage cannot be saved. Pick up your trainers and keep running.
ReplyDeleteHe is hiding something.mand he obviously does not want to have a child with you. Or why would he be pouring on the bed and on the floor?
By the way, stop covering for him. Tell his parents and your what the problem is until you voice out the problem there would never be a solution.
discuss with him and also draw his parents attention.
ReplyDeleteIf ure havin sex wit him next time... Use ur legs 2 cuddle his waist line. He will surely pour inside of u... Seriously dis is very funny.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm.... This one pass me, are you sure he is alright??? 3 years of childless and he still dey pour on the bed instead of him to concentrate on the hole, he dey distracted.
ReplyDeleteMy dear, please, sit am down and talk sense into his skull. Which kind thing be this or him no want babies?
Hmmm,pour on the floor kee?,when u wa.t a child!!!,What are u waiting for? Summon his mum of any of his guidance that has been harassing u for grandchildren and lay ur complain,dont do it at his back ooo,so he won't deny it or prepare for a way out,. Say it in front of him...let him stammer and explain to his people why he wants d floor to be chopping his children,. Better do it fast ooo
ReplyDeletePoster, I recommendedca Gynaecologist but I think a UROLOGIST might be what you need.
ReplyDeleteSTORIES @ ALIFEDIARY
Urologist for what?people will just be typing what they know nothing about!
DeleteAre you sure his health is fine? Maybe he doesn't want to infect you with something(which is silly because he can still infect you whether he releases inside you or not)
ReplyDeleteMaybe he doesn't want kids.
Tell him you want to spice up your bedroom skills.
Get rope, tie his legs and hands , then jump on him and rock away, after he is through exploding, carry your two legs and hang for burglary so the sperm will not escape . Half a sperm is better than none.
As for his oral skills , he bathes you with saliva because he detest oral sex. He is using the saliva to rewash your vagina so he wont feel the taste in his mouth. Why don't you save the poor man that agony he is passing through when indulges in such act? Our ancestors did not have oral sex and they lived happily ever after.
Then buy a dildo to make you orgasm and endure. Bear it in mind that SEX IS NOT FOOD.
XOXO MYSTERY
Ahahahaha.
DeleteLooool...
DeleteWhat agony is he passing through ? Doesn't she give him head too or does he think his dick tastes like chupa chups ? He better learn how to give head . A lot of women don't orgasm vaginally but almost all women do via clitorial stimulation .
DeleteMadam you need to watch porn with your hubby so he can see how the pros do it . Regarding his 'strange acts', he's using the withdrawal method. Lol! You better let him know you are aware of his actions.
The both of you amaze me ......... Smh!
Bwahahahahahahaha @half sperm.
DeletePoster may God fix it for u guys. Marriage is not easy at all.
You funny die!
DeleteLmao
DeleteReminds me of the case of Judah's son in the bible. Show him Genesis 38
DeleteIt will scare the heck outta him if he is religious. lol. But on a serious note. What your husband is doing is a sin before God, in the bible
how then does he expect to have a child.tell the parents and save ursef the stress.why pour it on d floor?are u sure hes not occultic man
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm, sure he isn't into something diabolical?
ReplyDeleteWhy won't he pour inside na, how will the grandchild come?
If you talk to him and he doesn't change, tlel your in-laws.
Lmao @ no pleyorrrrr
Same thing I thought oh. It was for this sane reason, God killed the second son of Judah. He called it wickedness.
DeleteYour hubby may be into something diabolical. Do not hesitates. Talk your parents then his own ppl about it.
Hmmmm...it's a tough one but I think you can call his mum aside and let her know the true situation of things. best of luck!
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Am just speechless! Plz do tell his parents so d can talk 2 him n stop harassing you! I guess u guys didn't taste b4 buying! Tasting b4 buying has its advantages n disadvantages. But wateva it is plz report him 2 his parents or ur pastor!
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteEpic replies,oh God make me stop laughing i am not in the mood for this type of laughter
Stella don't worry ur head Na. God don help u finish.
DeleteNobody can be in dis yeye situation here abeg
ReplyDeleteCommon summon a family meeting osiso!
woooowwww.... all these "sex after marriage" things...i tire o....i feel ur pain hun...Its well
ReplyDeleteThis life is full of problems,@ poster, did you date your husband before u guys got married? Or did both of you practice the 'no sex before marriage'. Hmm anyway from what you said, I think both of you are sloppy in bed, there is no passion in your baby making mission. My advice add passion to your lovemaking session, drive him crazy in bed, he won't know when he will pour his seed inside you.
ReplyDeleteThey are both amateurs and need to see a sex therapist ASAP !
DeleteMaybe he's not ready for kids ,if so , he should stand up to his folks ..why can't he communicate this with you
ReplyDeleteOr is it that a prophet told him not to birth kids for now unless his millions would disappear ....it is indeed very strange .
I have a few advices. Choose 1.
ReplyDelete1. Stay on top till the very end while having sex.
2. Tell the paren't that the solution to your childlessness lies with him.
3. Try pretending that you are experiencing the symptoms of pregnancy, just to see his reaction. It may be that he doesn't even want to have a child. This will help you know what steps to take next in the marriage.
Good luck.
U'r very intelligent @3rd point..
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DeleteBest advice ever @3rd point
DeleteToo much information ...Abeg I'll comment after work
ReplyDeleteWeird.na jazz?. Please take ur case to God.na only him fit solve ur matter
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ReplyDeletehahahahahaahahaha @ neck pain and d rest.
Two things are involved -
-Either he doesn't wanna infect you or
-he isn't ready to have children.
Both of you should go run some tests, after that, try make him happier by doing something he loves that'll lead to sex, from their use your 2 legs pin him so that he won't run away from pouring it.
onye obula na nke ya.
as in wrap him with yr legs.
ReplyDeleteNne take it easy inugo! When next you are both on the action and its about time cross your legs around him very tight if na fight, fight it with him. Dont worry or is it a watery sperm?
ReplyDeleteReport him
ReplyDeleteReport him
Nonsence
About the oral sex and salivar, madam maybe you stink down there. And ladies if your man hate's to give head please allow him biko.! NAh by force???!!! HABA!
ReplyDeleteThis one pass me .......
ReplyDeleteSaliva.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm
ReplyDeleteDear Poster, let your hubby know this is a very serious matter and talk to him more seriously. If he refuses to listen or cooperate, better take it up with someone he respects and trusts like maybe his Dad.
You shouldn't be the only one trying to solve your issues else what's the use of the marriage?
That man is wicked and he has joined a cult.... find out why he does not want to father children.
ReplyDeleteTrick him into role playing. Tie his hands, blindfold him and have your way with him. Lol* make I see how he go spill his seed elsewhere. But please think it through, do you really want to have a child with that kind of man? If he doesn't go to the hospital with you, divorce him!
ReplyDeleteTalk is cheap
Deletewarning: test before you buy. ok. communicate with you husband.
ReplyDeleteTrick him into role playing. Tie his hands, blindfold him and have your way with him. Lol* make I see how he go spill his seed elsewhere. But please think it through, do you really want to have a child with that kind of man? If he doesn't go to the hospital with you, divorce him!
ReplyDeleteTrick him into role playing. Tie his hands, blindfold him and have your way with him. Lol* make I see how he go spill his seed elsewhere. But please think it through, do you really want to have a child with that kind of man? If he doesn't go to the hospital with you, divorce him!
ReplyDeleteMadam, tell him mildly but firmly that you have had enough, so you HAVE NO CHOICE than to tell his people. Two things might happen, he might give you a shocking confession or be nonchalant about it. If the latter is the case, please make sure you call a family meeting.
ReplyDeleteNow, if I were in your shoes though, I would snoop before telling anyone so I will have evidence. I would even snap his stuff on the floor and on the bed then I will go into action. However, folks are different so do not follow my way.
Finally, stop having unprotected intercourse with him and do both HIV & STD tests as soon as you can because it is obvious he is hiding something and as the bible says, the heart of man is desperately wicked. When a man is desperate, the wickedness he will blame the devil for is uncanny.
Or better still, she shud hv a recorded conversation of d heart-to-heart talk wt her hubby. He won't deny his voice na
DeleteNne sorry ooh. I just pity all these people with no sex before marriage mentality. When it will happen, u would wish u did all that.
ReplyDeleteHeart to heart discussion keh?
ReplyDeleteYou mean ...indirectly nag him?
Nigerian women likes heart to heart discussions eh . No be every thing heart to chest discussion dey solve abeg.
Boyfriend is cheating...heart to heart
Husband cant shag...heart to heart
Fiance cant locate your punani...heart to heart
Boyfriends dick is too big...heart to heart discussion
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Maybe he is in a secret cult dat forbids him from bearing children.
ReplyDeleteNa wa ooo.
ReplyDeleteThings are really happening.
That guy is gay biko. He hates sex with you and I suspect you were a virgin before marriage but you are as wide as a barrel. Elasticity of punani is genetic. Some people fit fuck the whole country but the pussy go sweet die. I don fuck taya but my man cannot even come out at all. He has to wear condom. So I wonder how yours can come out and you won't even know. Your pussy must be unenjoyable
ReplyDeleteAll is well.
ReplyDeleteThis one pass me sha. Tell his parents in his presence what you guys are going through, and watch closely how each of them react.
ReplyDeleteUr case has just two options and they both leads to the same conclusion which is he doesn't want to have kids. 1) he my be involved in diabolical things nd he may not want kids. This has happened to my aunty before. Anytime she tells her hubby she is pregnant, she ends up having miscarriage even after more than 5yrs of marriage. She nearly lost her life due to miscarriages and inlaws were questioning her. The last pregnancy she carried, she didn't notify her husband till she was long gone. That was when issues started in her marriage. He insisted that she must abort it, and she later found out abt his occult practices and the threat to her life even in the dream. She had to run out of her marriage with the pregnancy. Now she has a son but a single mother. So this could be ur case your hubby can be hiding something.
ReplyDelete2) your hubby could be Gay: cus from ur narrative, ur hubby detest pussy, nd avoids sex. Could be why he opted for no sex b4 marriage cus pussy doesn't even interest him. He doesn't like vagina that's is the result of the no interest in giving good head. Like he's been forced. He also doesn't want kids to tie him down. The man just hates vagina. Take ur mind back to ur courtship and relationship days leading to ur marriage. His reaction to the whole marriage idea. Did his parents have to push him to get married? Its clear u botth don't hv sex for pleasure or out of passion. It's seems like work
You nailed it.
DeleteTell his parents.
ReplyDeleteMadam Bianca, people have been getting pregnant since 1900 when u sit on top so stop creating science in your head like u know it all. Read a lot before you comment.
ReplyDeleteI need popcorn
ReplyDeleteput week in his food, rape him till he comes in you
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