How come i have never given this gist?
When i just relocated to the Diaspora,One day i took a bus into the city and as the bus moved on,all of a sudden a bad case of shit or mess hit the air....
Everyone started cussing out ooh...
Na so one old man carry the thing for head like gala for go-slow
He cuss the ancestors of whoever farted....he cussed and cussed and cussed.
Ten minutes later he was still cussing and shouting at the top of his voice about how people lack how to behave blah blah blah....
I begin side eyes the man oooh.
As he made to step out of the Bus,behind his pants were shitty lines like he messed and shit came out.I follow the man drop tell am say
''Excuse me oh but e be like you don shit for your pant..''...I said it in Deustch of course!
The man turn begin shout to me say ''So na you mess.....so na you mess''!
I find my way quick!
LMAO!
Crazy old man
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DeleteCrazy people full dis world.
Lmfao.... Very funny,,,,, too tired today.... I miss alot on here.
DeleteHahahhahaha please Stella you must win that 5K, this amoeba killed me! Hahahahhah why would you follow the man na, what if he beat u?...
ReplyDeleteAmoeba???? kai menene fa.
DeleteLmao! Amebo no be work but e dey sweet die!
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Hahahaha.
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Stellastica..... lol@ur experience... So na u true true mess?
ReplyDeleteOKAY NOW....TOMJERRYSWIT
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha ah. ...so na you mess so na you mess. ..
ReplyDeletewhile as a kid I always had the notion that the person who screamed the most is the culprit
Lol..the amebo that brought the gist of how she sat behind a lady in a bus and got to read all her adulterous chat messages,can easily do that.for the love of God,how do you read someone's chat in a bus and still bring the story here?she for kukuma follow the lady home to know how the story ends.
ReplyDeleteKikikikikikiki , amebo na work oo.
ReplyDeleteThe worst case of gbegborun is the one looking at my phone screen as i type. Tell me what you're looking for? Isi nna gi, mamsense.
Follow someone home to hear the rest of a story that doesn't concern you?
ReplyDeleteAproko is really your calling.
Bloglord! You killed it! I can imagine what stella's childhood was like. I sure say she fail well well for class, aprokos no dey stay for class. And na everytime them dey write their names for noise makers in the class. Chai! Stella, you're doing well in your calling, even in a strange land. Buhahahaha....
DeleteEheheh the one that baffles me is when u are at the salon gisting.. subconsciously, another random customer would be so engrossed with ur gist that she'll put mouth, or laugh when necessary. It's amazing.. lol. Some people cannot even hide it. It's rather rude though. Yea we all listen to gist but be discreet about it. My antenna go stand well as I dey follow the gist, but u would never know. Some will be staring at ur mouth like this ehn, as if to enter ur mouth for u to quickly conclude the gist. I think the best selling place for amebo is salons.
DeleteThis is off topic but relative. I remember when my hubby and I just met.. when we are going out and he's driving, he hated it when I stared at anyone in another car, say when we are in traffic. Kai..the man would cuss and cuss and tell me how unlady like it is to stare at anyone. Since that time u cannot catch me looking at anyone, not even to admire them. He hates it. **rme*
Lmaoooo
ReplyDeleteThe man don kolo
Hahahahahahaha
Lols...mbe si Onye obula bu uzo nnu ishi ahuru Ka ya nyuru ya.
ReplyDeletePls teach me IGBO
DeleteExactly,MBE kwuru eziokwu,one obula bu uzo nu ishi ahuru,a ya nyuru ya.
Delete@ efe kelvin,the ibo means that 'the tortoise said that whoever is the first to perceive fart smell is the farter' lol
Hahahahhhha. Your story is hilarious.i don laff piss for body
ReplyDeleteQuilty ones make d loudest noise.
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteAproko na work if u think say na lie kindly ask Stella nwunye Korkus. Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahhaahah, you dropped with the man?Oh my God!!!
ReplyDeleteMess and shit no de fear ur face oh, wen mother nature calls u must answer.... Sometimes u go de admire all this fine gals them de shake nyash de catwalk, na their mess smell pass.
ReplyDeleteSo the man no no say nah e shit dey smell. Hahahahahhaa
ReplyDelete*yawns* .
ReplyDeleteHahaha....its the picture that is cracking me oo....not even the story
ReplyDeleteGobe!
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteLolz, hahah
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaahahha that was very funny - stella you are one crazy chick I swear lol
ReplyDeleteLol!
ReplyDeleteAnother shitty experience.
Stella one day dem go beat you for this amebo you dey do. no be today you start your amebo.
ReplyDeleteNa so one amebo talk about thieves so tay, one thief dey inside bus take style ask her where she dey live. the mumu open mouth talk, na so them come visit them ooo.
Me too dey learn to do amebo in a coded way.
Hahahhaha Stella you go like trouble no be small.
ReplyDeleteLmao!
ReplyDeleteHilarious
ReplyDeleteNot funny
ReplyDeletengwanu move on you hear? *pats her on the head* or just SKIANG AWAY!
DeleteEBA IBOT
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ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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Hohohoho! But talk true Stella, na u mess? Lol
ReplyDeleteHehehehhhehehe
ReplyDeleteHahaha Sterra no be today e start. From taxi one day, na so me n a friend dey gist o when I reach my houz na so I follow her dey gist pass my houz, reach her own, she com follow me dey com back na dia I knw say time to lock our gate don reach no b person
ReplyDeletetel me to leave her n begin run go back. Some Amebo dey swt sha. Lol
Your comment really made me laugh out loud. Some amebo to dey sweet.
DeleteBuhahahhahhha
DeleteI can relate to this.
Hehe!
Some Amebo dey sweet eehn.choi!
Stels u cracked me up with ur story Hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteStells love, this week's 5k na ur own abeg. U killed it!
ReplyDeleteStella of life! I love u long time
ReplyDeleteLolzzzzz Stella u no go kill me oo
ReplyDeleteHahahahhaha..... you get luck the man no give u ogoni slap.
ReplyDeleteStells, just negodu
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha. That's so funny.
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Amebo is the root of all evil
ReplyDeleteThis picture just made me laugh like a crazy person.
ReplyDeleteThis picture just made me laugh like a crazy person.
ReplyDeleteKikiki.
ReplyDeleteLol stella u wicked ooo
ReplyDeleteStella to pa mi o
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