And just in case you are a good two shoes kind of person and have never lied before,please do not read further into this post because you might come in to point fingers at me and Judge me!
DONT READ FURTHER!
Check yourself before you say anything on this post.....
What makes us lie even when we feel guilty doing it?
Lies have uprooted some people from a peaceful life into a drama filled one..
Lies have killed people..
LIES! LIES!! LIES!!
What kind of lies have you told and what did it cost you?
My biggest first lie was that i lied about not being a Virgin when i was and that story went south cost me the hymen.
I lied about loving alcohol and ended up vomiting and embarrassing myself.
Oh those are just the first lies,I have told several others and I still lie.
GOD PLEASE FORGIVE ME ALL MY LIES!
For those of you ADDICTED to lying,you need deliverance and if anyone here is a pastor,please comment a prayer for them!
Now i told my story in my name,Start Judging me or start telling your story.
The choice is yours!
So Stella you mean you were once a Virgin? Yes? And then again you are no longer a Virgin now?
ReplyDeleteBank
Are u expecting Stella to be a Fagin...
DeleteAfter birthing Michael and the other? U need Jesus
Pls lies are very necessary. As long as no one gets hurt or it doesn't lead to anything stupid. I lie basically to get out of trouble... especially to my lecturers. Choi, I can lie to them to garner sympathy and pity ehn. Lie to my mum (lol) to d boo. Lies are blissful especially when you add tears.
DeleteI still lied this morning sef. Lmaoo. But harmless lie though.
DeleteThe major lie that embarrassed me was when I was in high school, had a guy who liked me and I liked too. I now told him I was in university, meanwhile na SS3 I dey dat time o. Na so one day I dey waka with my school mates on the road going home to get something for our exams, as I was in boarding school so the lie was easy to maintain. That's how my Mr handsome drove pass and parked right in front of my friends and I as we made to cross the road .. he opened his mouth agape as he looked at me from head to toe in my school uniform.
....Shebi at this point a normal person go accept say dem don catch her...but me? I still strong face dey prove point. Na so I bone face waka comot and he just drive away. When dude eventually saw me when I was home on holidays, he asked for an explanation. I said the uniform was nothing, as it was rag day in my uni so I decided to use school uniform as my costume. Dayummn... in retrospect I feel foolish. What a fucked up lie!! The guy just shook his head and gave me a weak smile. Mshew.
Lies abound jor... but the dangerous ones are the ones I cannot indulge myself oooo. Person wey say e no dey lie na ambassador of liars.
OK bye
No Bank she means your grandma was a virgin when she had yo mama and the family tradition continued
DeleteSo far, I've never seen anyone who can beat Lia Mohammed in telling lies. That man is the father n mother even master of them al.
DeleteMy BF lied one epic lie like that...
DeleteI just decided to overlook it and now d trust have died!!!
I had a sequence green party dress in his house for a long time and then I had to attend a party,so I decided to take it with me.
I was away at IB for d party and he was trying to tell me hw much he missed me when he called. He went like I missed u so much today and I did something crazy.... I laid ur sequence green dress next to me on d bed while I slept. I was like which dress? And he repeated himself. I was like gosh,dude Shey d dress am currently wearing??? U dey lie ooo!!! He begged and said he was talking abt another dress,bla bla bla... I forgive him bt il never forget nor blv whatever he says again.
Lmao
Delete@paka nima,u are d judge of another person's lies abi?as u are he without sin na#rme#btw Stella said lies u told not d one another person told#tongue click #
Delete@Sisi eko u be hardened criminal oo.lmao!u still have explanation,if na me,na beg I go begin beg oo!i will tell him na joke I been dey joke.lol
Talking abt lies,i used to lie a lot to only men!i could lie even to my name!cos as they want to play smart,i was always smarter so I needed those lies to maintain my sanity#grins#no apologies
I don't lie I only alter d truth to fit d particular situation.
DeleteSequins!! Not sequence. You're welcome
DeleteI have seen none that lies like sisi eko.always forming tush but she is a poor rat.generals wife promised Someone a smart phone and she redeemed her promise but sisi eko thief promised nuvi honey money even tho nuvi honey never asked her sisi eko never redeemed that pledge. Money maker has sponsored Saturday gist 2ice and has fulfilled. Sisi eko has no Honour.
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ReplyDeletekwakwakwkakwkakwkwa
My lies are phenomenon!! If I lie u can never doubt me.
DeleteCurrently on a lie to my bf who is out of state.. D lie has been on for 4months now and so it shall goes.
Sometimes its a "white lie" which is necessary
Me Don lie dis morning oo. Forgive me o lord.
DeleteHmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
ReplyDeleteI've lied a million and one times. Sometimes you need these lies, but telling lie is never good. It's Even worst once it becomes an habit, and you're an addict and a chronic liar. But everybody tell lies at some point in their life.
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Exactly. The lies I cannot stand is when people act to be what they are not. And they have to keep lying to cover up the false life they live. Forgetting that they'll be outed in the end.
DeleteAunty stop contradicting yourself.You just told us how you claimed to be what you are not. What are u saying here again.I cant deal.
DeleteAnonymous 21:11 bia free yourself of self inflicted bondage jare. Lying to be what u are not can come in different contexts. I.e.. my father is Dangote, I'm the owner of virgin Atlantic, as opposed to..... I'm in university instead of secondary school. Biko dissect the difference. I ain't contradicting shit.
DeletePetty lie vs perpetual lie. At least the lie I told was meant for a particular individual, whilst the ones that claim to be owners of empires or a kid of the high and mighty would tell such lies to all and sundry, hence will have to keep up a lifestyle that they cannot afford just to level up with the false identity they created. If by now u do not get my drift then... Too bad. Keep looking for loopholes inside matter wey person dey relive. Hian
Lying impulsively is different from creating a totally different identity of yourself.
Anon leave the fake bitch claiming to be a lawyer.
DeleteI don't understand the aim of this post I will just read comments.
ReplyDeleteSame here
DeleteIt's for fun na. Just tell us the kinda lie u told that was ghen ghen, and got u into trouble. Lol
DeleteI lied yesterday even today ..
ReplyDeleteI pray for God's forgiveness upon my life..
Father Forgive me
To what end?
DeleteI don't steal,I pilfer....d same way,I don't lie,I garnish d truth,leave some infos out or exaggerate
DeleteWhen u tell one lie,u need anoda 9 to back it up...so what's d point? When u r deealing wit a smart person,dias no way he/sshe won't find out n it makes u look stupid
DeleteLol
ReplyDeleteThis should be fun.
Can't remember ever telling a lie that cost me something.
Ain't nobody that hasn't ever told a lie.
I've learned to evade questions that would make me tell lies,especially if it's something huge.
Especially, as telling lies, is very avoidable.
I'll be like, 'ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies'.
It works every time.
Hehehe
* comments reading mode activated *
#WhiteDiamondOut
Sister white Diamond the saint
DeleteI dunno why u keep spacing ur comments like u are seeking for notice..I dont even waste my time straining my eyes to read d craps u normelly write..Stop wasting space and write maturedly.
DeleteI lied my Aristoe was my Uncle and it cost me my engagement.since den I av decided to stop telling lies irrespective of wht happens.if I lie,i go die,if I tell d truth,i will die too.Truth gives u an edge,wen u tell d truth,u av an Integrity. Teamtruth all d way.
ReplyDeleteLol.. U are actually contradicting the first two premise
DeleteE yah. Lol
DeleteWell I've lied to my bf about going for vigil when In fact I went to club with my friends
ReplyDeleteAwwn. How touching.
DeleteWhat's all these I DONT LIE TALES. Mtscheeeew.
DeleteFor una pocket o, because on Tuesday afternoon I will LIE and take off from work, I need to go get my kiddies' school uniforms. Who wan give you permission?
Oriegwu
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I use to be a goodie two shoes, never lied to a boyfriend, never double dated, I even abused people that did. Until men started showing me, broke my heart uncountable times, crying became past time. After my last bf dumped me to marry another. I decided I will always have a back up. I am presently dating two guys, one in Abuja and one in PH . I am presently spending the wkend with the one in abj, when the other one called,I told him I'm at a friends house to spend the wkend. Not really lieing, bcos I'm really with a friend, just that we are having sex and dating. After all I don't know wat the one in ph is doing. So far I haven't been found out bcos I have an innocent look and everybody knows me to be a good girl, a take home to mama type. My saving grace is deer both in different states.Whoever proposes marriage, I will accept. And if dey don't if a 3rd suitor comes with my requirements. My dear I don port be that.
ReplyDeleteLol. Now you think you are smart.
DeleteDo you know where your integrity would have taken you to?
This Guy's talk is a talk for another day o..feels like they are all just stupid these days...my relationship faded away right bfr my eyes while I was busy forming miss 2 goodie shoes...I've promised myself the next shall pay for the sins of the previous!!no more honesty.. They like lies and I will give it heavily!
DeleteGBAM!
DeleteNa mehn!!! Anon 15:16...I hail o
DeleteIt's hard to see a human being that does not lie...
ReplyDeleteWe all tell lies...
Meaning all of us will go to hell fire...choi!!...
Stella,no chronicles today?...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha @all of us will go to hell. I no join oooo
DeleteI wonder why you think everybody is a liar
DeleteG-pharm or Watever yr f'ing name is, this post is not meant for you since yr a saint. Please gerrarahere already! Yeye fowl.
DeleteI use to be a goodie two shoes, never lied to a boyfriend, never double dated, I even abused people that did. Until men started showing me, broke my heart uncountable times, crying became past time. After my last bf dumped me to marry another. I decided I will always have a back up. I am presently dating two guys, one in Abuja and one in PH . I am presently spending the wkend with the one in abj, when the other one called,I told him I'm at a friends house to spend the wkend. Not really lieing, bcos I'm really with a friend, just that we are having sex and dating. After all I don't know wat the one in ph is doing. So far I haven't been found out bcos I have an innocent look and everybody knows me to be a good girl, a take home to mama type. My saving grace is deer both in different states.Whoever proposes marriage, I will accept. And if dey don't if a 3rd suitor comes with my requirements. My dear I don port be that.
ReplyDeleteLooool...
DeleteThank God you have given your self some brain...
D fear of std/aids is the beginning of wisdom
DeleteI lied that I dont like this blog but I still dey comment and visit am..... abeeegiii this lie no jell for body jor.
ReplyDeleteWe are all guilty of lies or we've been guilty at one point in time. One of the ways i'm using to overcome lying is by talking less and only commenting on issues that are important. Also, through the help of the Holy Spirit that dwells in me and weighing the outcome of the lie very well. I know of a family/relationships that were broken because of lies that were told in the past.Please let's all make a conscious attempt to stop lying. Happy Sunday to y'all.
ReplyDeletePastor ebelebe
DeleteSpeak for yourself please. Do not generalize just to patronize yourself. We do not all tell lies!
DeleteSome people are taking this post too seriously. Na wa o. Ease up people
DeleteWe are all guilty of lies or we've been guilty at one point in time. One of the ways i'm using to overcome lying is by talking less and only commenting on issues that are important. Also, through the help of the Holy Spirit that dwells in me and weighing the outcome of the lie very well. I know of a family/relationships that were broken because of lies that were told in the past.Please let's all make a conscious attempt to stop lying. Happy Sunday to y'all.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how to lie oooo but I come back to read comments! SDK I salute you!
ReplyDeleteckjacob.blogspot.com for suspense stories
Honey. Come come let me hug u. I need to tell you some facts.
DeleteThose weaves @ Dp are lies
The make up you are wearing are blatant lies
Beat of all. Your smile is also fake. Because you widened your face for the picture so u can look better and not horrible.
In totality I meant no harm tho.
Gpharm u get time o..... see as u analyze er one by one..... lol
DeleteBiggest lie was when I lied about being in a particular uni then, only to be caught. This days I don't lie again jare. My lies r too expensive so I don't just waste them
ReplyDeleteLol, when I was a teenager I used to lie for Africa
ReplyDeleteI was that friend other friends call when they wanted to fabricate lies for their parents or bfs
It stared from secondary school. I helped a friend to change her result when she failed SS2 EXAMS, in short I helped her lie to her mom that school gees has been increased and the mom said that's true self let me change her to a good school so she can write waec. Lmao
In short I was called 007 or FBI
There was this time I was dating two guys at a time...I will lie and they will catch me cause they were as smart as I was. It was so fun...
There was this time during valentine I was in school then and I had a school bf and town bf. I was with school bf and planned with my friend for her to call me and act like my mom saying 'I know today is Val's day, you better come back home right now cause I know what you girls do in that school' see me crying like a rat. Lmao and my boo then started petting me and saw me off to the park where I called town bf that I was in my way....and I did likewise for my friend too
It was so bad I had to advice myself ..
Right now I can't even lie to save a life cause the dumbest person will catch me...
I'm thinking if I should go anonymous on this....
Yes I should! SDKB never forgets .
White diamond
DeleteMy first kiss....nyammmmma was as a result of a lie. The cult boy was disturbing and I told him I had bf but when he saw me with a classmate, he asked if that
ReplyDeleteMy whole life is 1 big lie...I got expelled in year 3 I told no body I am suppose 2 b. graduating dis year.i lie nd lie 2 cover up.i don't know wt i'd do wen everytin finally comes out.i hv lied abt d number of guys I hv slept wit.i hv lied I hv nva done runs.i hv lied abt my family.i hv lied dat I hv sniffed cocaine just 2 sound like a badass.i think I myt hv hiv sef just nt sure I am scared 2 get tested.i carry a lot of baggage
ReplyDeleteHian Pele oo
DeleteHahahahahaha...
DeleteSorry,
DeleteIt's not too late to make things right
Shuoooo
DeleteEwoooo!
DeleteThis your own is on another level oo
DeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteMany won't say such in their names oh. Excluding me sha
I have lied a bunch too. I was dating some guy back in the day and there came a toaster that that l had a crush on. He saw me sitting outside with my then boyfriend and asked me who the person was, without a second thought l lied, saying he is my Brother. I even shocked myself. Needless to say, my BF waka comot. The toaster sef didn't work out at the end. I lost a good guy.
ReplyDeleteI also lied about other things we used to call small lies back then. Maturity helps oo. Now even if na tomorrow l remain on point. I stand my ground no shaking.
I presently lying to my GF that she's the best I've ever tasted, big lie..... My eex was the fire in my groin, her bj n die, but shitty attitude... My gal is amazing n the woman id marry anyday anytime, but she deserves to feel she's the bomb, dnt get me wrong, the sex isn't bad o, but iv tasted better.
ReplyDeleteLmfao chai
DeleteStop spilling ur seeds and lying thru ur teeth after.
DeleteDoing the job I do for over 8years has turned me into a damm good liar. I lie without flinching, without emotion. Hehehehe. I really hate to lie to friends though, if you know me well, i am almost trasparent. For me, the times i lie are to protect the people that i love if its necessary.
ReplyDeleteEven pastors dey lie inside sermon to make it interesting..my own lie na white lie
ReplyDeleteHmmmm.
ReplyDeleteLolz.
ReplyDeleteI can't remember telling any memorable lie.
I have always been a very honest person.
But I will not hesitate to lie when necessary.
You lied when you promised to make it rain at the "lets paint Lagos SDK" party
DeleteAll lie na lie! Including play play lie.
Lol
DeleteAnon21:49 aka sisi eko leave money maker alone akwuna.
DeleteEveryday I lie to myself that since I've given my life to christ and changed my ways, and abandoned all my runs & runs girls, I'd find a decent rich man to marry me.... Deep down I knw that not gonna happen, still I lie. Which man wld I tell iv had series of abortion, smoke n drink, club like the world wld end 2mr, steal from clients while I fucked them to sleep.....etc and he'd still match me down the aisle an we'd live happily ever after, that ever wld be 'Never'... Let me b carryn my bible and be hoping na?? Jst bcus I relocated frm Abj, my past shld be left thr n not catch up with me, but I might be a little economical with the truth wen I meet him o, b4nko, do u xpect me to do that honesty pays shit???
ReplyDeleteLol what is your name? Tell me let me judge you. Lol
DeleteYou mean *march you down the aisle.
DeleteHahahahahahaha....Not that I dont lie or I have never lied but I hardly lie, that's just the honest truth, because if a lie goes for 20 years one day the truth will open it up. There is nothing hidden under this sun of God, even if one is dead, it would come out one day. I can go months without lies because I hardly mingle be it with male or female. When it comes to relationship am like an open book and I tell it as it is but I rather not say than cover it up with a lie. The only person I lie to once in a while is my son lol (money issue).Oh father Lord in heaven forgive me. Like my brother would say even some people good morning is a lie.
ReplyDeleteyes we all lie but some people see it as a way of life like one girl in my compound that told us that her grandfather has a cocoa farm that is bigger than the whole of uniben but she cooks rice with only palm oil,salt n Maggi. poverty is using her pix to fan fire n she is busy claiming rubbish here.
ReplyDeleteLol..
ReplyDeleteI don't think there is any human that can claim not to have told a lie..
But there are little lies and terrible lies, lies that are meant to mislead and hurt someone.
I don't tell lies..well,maybe lil harmless lies.
I'm not infallible..
Thing is,I'm painfully honest, and that could be a problem @ times.
No body holy pass.
Uhmmmmmm.....
ReplyDeleteSatan is the father of all liars. Thats what the Bible says. Nor be me talk am.
May God deliver us all from telling lies.
God please forgive me for all the lies i've told. Even today, I lied I wasn't having any cash on me when I had 2k in my purse.
ReplyDeleteI lied 2 my hubby bout my age, lol! My mum casted me during my intro. Thank God Twas jst a year's difference.
ReplyDeleteSame lie ooo, still today my hubby doesn't know am a year older dan him. When he finds out I hope he won't be livid!
DeleteUna dey try oh
DeleteNa today person dey lie?
ReplyDeleteI lie too,but not stupid and petty lies. Some people can't handle the truth really so hence the lie.
ReplyDeleteI lie so as not to hurt the ones I love.
God please forgive me for all my lies... Amin
We all tell lies. A cool guy in naija needs a busty girl for a relationship. Add on bbm 2bf98742
ReplyDeleteI've lied about how much money I actually have in my personal account to the husband....
ReplyDeleteI've lied a lot of times about "Kilishi" sent to us being finished when I've actually hidden it well - in my office drawers!!.....
I've lied a few times not to give lifts to church peeps...*some people just take the piss like I'm some cabbie*
Growing up, I used to lie about taking my ventolin tabs when I used to throw it behind the fridge. Shit hit the fan when the fridge got spoilt and had to be moved...
There's nothing wrong in giving ppl lifts na, especially if u are going same direction. That's really mean of u.
DeleteWell, you shd have asked before concluding and assuming under my comment. Don't call me mean cus girl you don't know me one bit!!!
DeleteImagine being in church and being called out to go pick someone, or go drop someone or pick someone who is stuck somewhere or even asked to drop someone who is at the other side of town. If this is being mean, then sue me!
Eka,I don't agree with you.
DeleteSometimes u just want to be all alone in ur car. I gave some students a lift n someone stole my one week old phone. I don't even stop for them again
pls try and give lifts as often as posible esp to church peeps. i drive a toyota camry but i told hub that my next car sld be a sienna,or a 3seater suv. when he asked me y i wanted a big car i told him its fr our church members that stays close to our place(church is a bit far frm home) . u need to see how pple cluster round d car after service or church prog and i do really feel fr them. nne,u never can tell,u might recieve more blessing thru this selfless act.
Delete@tetrina, well, u weren't descriptive enough, hence my conclusion. I dunno about u but I feel really good when I do something for someone.
DeleteLet me just add this (anons, stay away), I don't have a car yet but I always ginger my bf to give ppl going our way, lifts especially elderly women.
But if urs is call they call u out to go pick up things and stuff, then those ones are just abusing the opportunity.
Eka that wasn't nice
DeleteU dont just jump into conclusion
Just like that
U carry her for mind before?
Eka was saying her mind let her be
DeleteI don't lie unnecessarily !
ReplyDeleteMy lies are more Dan d selfies Kim Kardashian has taken
ReplyDeleteI lied to an ex dat am married whereas am stil single just to stop him frm pitying me. Lord pls ans my prayer b4 it is too late. I want to get married and ve kids b4 menopause visits me
ReplyDeleteMy lie fit form another planet. But I don't lie to hurt people I only do to save myself
ReplyDelete@ LaFRESH thank you for another bday wish yesterday.
DeleteHmmmm lies lies lies, I don't believe any of dem. Did I lie? Lol
ReplyDeleteAs a kid, I had a very imaginative mind. I will just stay and cook up a story and tell my siblings, forge a movie and gist my friends in fact my lies can resurrect the dead. Buh they were harmless lies. Now that am grown I can't even lie with a straight face again so I just tell the truth.( I miss my childhood lying grace)
ReplyDeleteLmaoo. I actually knew someone in school who used to form fake movie gists. She would just form something and be gisting us. Ahahah
DeleteThank God my name is not Linus
ReplyDeleteIf you talk too much you will definitely lie
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmm I don't even remember the worst lie about me cos they are many
ReplyDeleteStella dear for any1 to judge u will be foolishness cos we all lie at one time or the other I think lieing is a spirit that can only be driven away by Holy Spirit so we need to sick Him.
ReplyDeleteWaiting for comments to roll in.. .... Lie? Yaah I use to lie alot wen I was younger. Now I only lie to those that I am afraid of......
ReplyDeleteLies!!!!!!! So much for lying tho. As a person I have told severe lies consciously and unconsciously. But thank God for Jesus. Ever ready to forgive us once we confess our sins.
ReplyDeleteI lied about my age all through secondary school because I was younger than most of my classmates and I dint want anyone bullying me. When we went to fill in our WAEC registration form, I was with my friends, so I had to fill in the wrong age. That's how the DOB on my WAEC certificate is different from my birth certificate... Infact at a point in University, I had to swear an affidavit cos I dint know how to explain the inconsistency in age. Even my driver's license had the wrong age. Long story short, I have dumped the affidavit and my WAEC certificate. Using my birth certificate and NECO if there's any need
ReplyDeleteIt's either this story is fake, or you were a very silly teen...
Deletehaaaaaa, you are still llying nkem ewoooi
DeleteI have lied so much in some cases that I can be comfortably called "Goliarth"
ReplyDeleteIf you are not good at remembering please don't lie or else you would easily be found out
Me,lie?
ReplyDeleteI dey craze?
Ok.I will confess#inmybestNollywoodWinchivoice.
Every married woman that has a free giving guy as hubby dey do this cos you know he'll drop without a question.
Tuition may be N780,000
You collect 200,000 more.
I need to buy things for everyone.
You add many digits more.
(he has given you the mandatory housekeeping cash n emergency cash o).
You bought things and you lie you bought them on credit n he pays.
60k item but u tell him N150k.
God forgive me pls
Hahahahaha...
DeleteYou know this?...every married woman do this aswear....
Lmao...
Dats aw I lied for one Snr as I was d last wen she called "one girl" that I fell down hence dts y I was d last to assemble... true true dat very day I fell down in front of dinning hall..... liein suck mehn
ReplyDeleteMy sugar boo gave me 400k last year for Christmas. Somehow, my guy found out. No, I don't leave bank statement notifications on my phone unless he stole my atm or did his magic on the internet cos he's a computer wizard.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, he found out, asked me how i came about such money, told him it was borrowed to meet financial issues but didn't believe me. Meanwhile, this my bobo get money o but to give me na war. If I say make him give me, na 3k, 5k him go give me.
He didn't believe me, wanted me to tell him I slept with the guy.
You see, I honestly would have told him I slept with someone to get it, cry for forgiveness and all that but I didn't want to give him that joy he'd derive from being right (he always thought i wasnt faithful when i was)about me when all I did was a one time thing with a man who was on my case for 3 years.
Okay... I didn't tell him the truth and it cost me my relationship.. lol
He would have still broken up with you if you told him m the truth . Men can't handle ish like that. It's a good thing he will never know for sure
DeleteMe I lie to d point I start believing my lie sometimes, madam Der r some secrets u should take to ur grave plz, it should b BTW u n ur God understand?
ReplyDeleteMay God deliver us all frm d spirit of lies......
ReplyDeleteI don't lie and I hate liars with a passion. Everybody close to me knows i have zero tolerance for lies. I prefer to tell the truth and face the consequences no matter how grave. I don't have the time or patience to sit and be formulating stories just to impress another human being biko.
ReplyDeleteIf I have ever lied in the past, I don't remember.
I use to be a pathological liar with fine innocent face. Though I lie unconsiously due to the situation I find myself. Buth thank God for his holy spirit that have come to dwell in me, Now I do things cautiously because there's an inner voice that sillently speaks to me, judging my every move or actions just to discipline me. I will Rather hurt you with the truth than pleasing you with a lie. I still lie though cause I am not perfect...
ReplyDeleteSeriouly I don't know why I lie , though I feel guilty I just can't help it.
ReplyDeleteI use to be a pathological liar with fine innocent face, though I lie unconsiously due to unforseen circumstances. Thank God for his holy spirit that have come to dwell in me, which silently whispers caution to my ears whenever I want to err or go astray. I will rather hurt you with the truth not minding how u feel, than pleasing you with a lie. I still lie though because I am not perfect...
ReplyDeleteBankers lie everday...I wonder how we will make heaven
ReplyDeleteMy dear, mine is pathetic. And I knw I can't change till I change the job.
DeleteOmo forget boarding house lies. Nothing wey person never take lie. My grandpa must have died over 4x...that I will be crying like this u sef go join me, simply because I'm trying to avoid manual labour. I've claimed to have different sicknesses sef, from anaemia to diabetics to osteoporosis etc.. I will just be naming big big ailments to avoid being sent or joining them to do labour. Ahhh the lie no be here. I lie sotey the school sent for my parents sef. Loll
ReplyDeleteI use to be a pathological liar with fine innocent face, though I lie unconsiously due to unforseen circumstances. Thank God for his holy spirit that have come to dwell in me, which silently whispers caution to my ears whenever I want to err or go astray. I will rather hurt you with the truth not minding how u feel, than pleasing you with a lie. I still lie though because I am not perfect...
ReplyDeleteWe don't hear ma pathological
DeleteThe lies i will never forget is those lies jonathan tell to ndigbo and also
ReplyDeletecollected 700millions dollars to build a spiritual second niger bridge eyes can not see
Gbam a really liar
DeleteOooh I tink am d best liar in the world, gosh sometime I sit and wonder y I do it but I don't get any reason. I lie to my love once and dat hurts like shit. Ooooh God I need serious delivarance
ReplyDeleteStop lying so dat u will see a husband,seeing how you were crying for a husband in Ubi's and lilian's wedding pic post
DeleteI've lied I'm in school when I've been at home for four years.admission is a bastard.
ReplyDeleteLies!! Lied 2 my boo! He found out I cheated on him! He doesn't trust me 100% anymore!
ReplyDeleteEveryone lie at a point in their life. But I can't remember any lie that cost me something. To save situations I lie on few occasions but I always loss eyes contact when doing so. That's why I tried to be truthful at all cost cos an observant person will detect when am lying.
ReplyDeleteI lied about loving someone just cos we agreed from d start that they'd be no string attached and cos i didnt wanna ruin my reputation as an "unemotional human being"...lol
ReplyDeleteIt ripped my heart out....
Choi...many annonyz on top this matter!..
ReplyDeletewho no de lie?
Omo my own serious lies n'enwe weight!..*infynosvoice*...so sorry, dey so following me to the grave!..
Other lies to my sugar like am broke n took a loan Make e 4 raise me d monie, rent don increase, calling in sick at work meanwhile madt hangover hold me or i use my princess wey no ill 2 dodge some1 or collect money!..
lying is a way of life if u ask me.
THANK GOD for conscience sha.
Lying is inevitable abeg.
ReplyDeleteBe it a white lie or a black lie.
We all have lied and come short of the glory of God
Kikikiikikikikikiki
I lie but my husband senior me for lying ehn. He lies unnecessarily. He's a pathological liar. I tire for his lying. I lie when it's necessary and only if it will benefit me. I once lived one year rent free in nice apt in canada by lying that my boyfriend was battering me. I moved to the shelter for one month sef and gave tales of serious abuse. But I was so broke then. Couldn't afford rent and someone taught me the free housing scheme. Even got a doctors note saying my 20 year old scar was from my boyfriend hitting me. I didn't even have a man then. The market rent of the apt was over $1000 per month and I got to live free till I finished school and got a job. I don't lie anymore though. No need to. I thank God for my life.
ReplyDeleteDrama in the days of cholera
DeleteMany of the comments made me laff but @Sisi Eko... You cracked me the F*** UP! Osteoporosis meh!
ReplyDeleteWell i would always say i don't lie and that it's by choice not that i can't lie...
My new guy I met on SDK lies a lot but I love this guy because he has told me some really bitter truth about himself but now that he loves me & vice versa, he don dey tell lies to save his head, u know yourself, I can't wait to see your big head!
ReplyDeleteI lie everyday, but I've seen better liars, chai, one of my friends back in school then will tell you her bf is just a friend, & I don catch them in the act o, grinding, digging et al, God will deliver you monsurat!
ReplyDeleteAs usual, Stella used my comment for German stew.
ReplyDeleteFGGC Owerri babe I sight u....lol. Any FGGC Owerri babe that says they can't lie or don't lie is lying..and u know the style nau... Lie till d end, even @ gunpoint, they won't admit Hehehe..
ReplyDeleteSisi eko licking oliviasilk ass.🐄🐄
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