Today already promises to be dry gist wise but i refuse to let it be so without giving it a try.
I had a funny moment recently...i was taking a cup of Latte and i used my bread to soak inside the glass and put it back to my mouth,my boys broke out in loud laughter and i was explaining to them that its no big deal and we do this a lot back home...They asked me to do it again and as they broke out laughing,i looked behind them and the well dressed,well mannered rich old lady sitting behind us but faraway had her mouth hanging open and her eyes wide with this 'WTF' look.
The lady never smiled at me again till she checked out....wetin concern me?LOL
Any one has any jokes or most embarrassing moments?
See as Stella come make bread soaked in milk de hungry me...
ReplyDeleteI refuse to fall into the bread eating trap... Mind over matter.
Oh Stella, I could kill my aunty back when we were little for forcing us to soak our bread in tea before eating it. Ewwwwwwww.. I hated that thing like crazy. OMG, I can't even drink my cereal when it has stayed too long in milk. I like everything crunchy abeg.
DeleteBut I noticed that my grandma and my mom do this sometimes. They soak their bread in tea quickly before eating it. And amazingly, the French do this a lot too. You know their baguette bread is super hard and crunchy, so they tend to also deep it in tea before eating. I guess it's an individual thing though. Lol.
I met someone from snm. We got talking, when he came into d country, I went to see him, was waiting for him to pick me up, he came and as I was coming down to go meet him up, Omo see my sole of shoe don pull, I was embarrassed at first but he made it so easy for me, teased me lovingly and even went to fix it up.
ReplyDeleteMarry him. He is the one for you.
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DeleteLool. Baby boo u did not finish the story o. Remember, I had to take the stubborn shoes to d cobbler by 11pm that day to fix it up while u wore my slippers. That shoe got nothing on u boo. Ur a beautiful soul. Wink
DeleteAwwwwwwwwwwww
DeletePermission to be envious pls????
This kind of treatment is enough to dismantle mermaid plans o. Pls tell us if u gbenshed this guy and how was it. How's his D? Pls gist us ASAP.
DeleteHa ha ha
DeleteI have a friend a guy who I'm 5 years senior to,but it's not too obvious cos I'm on the smallish size,we ve been friends for some years now,we had sex 2 CE but not something serious, we lost contact, before we lost contact I was almost falling for him..
ReplyDeleteRecently we met again and he invited me over to his place, hes a little bit financially ok now cos he's gotten his own place and business is going well ,and we had sex that day ,ever since then I can't stop thinking about him,I'm so confused, I really like dis guy,it's not as if it's the first time I'm having casual sex with a guy but his is different, what I feel for him can't be explained.
Is it possible that from being sex mate he can fall in love with me,and is it possible for a guy to get married to a lady 5 years his junior?
I'm really so confused, I really love this guy ,I'm not seeing anyone since 3 years I broke up with my ex
Nne pls get hold of yourself Inugo???
DeleteThis is Sunday in house gist. Carry this your chronicles to another post abeg!
DeleteDesperado, you have turned to sugar maama without financial benefits, leave and tie your two legs pretending to be a mermaid till okurin 5yrs your senior finds you jaare. You will share this baby boy with side chick s old enough to be your daughters. Be 4warned!!!!
DeleteDesperado, you have turned to sugar maama without financial benefits, leave and tie your two legs pretending to be a mermaid till okurin 5yrs your senior finds you jaare. You will share this baby boy with side chick s old enough to be your daughters. Be 4warned!!!!
DeleteDesperado, you have turned to sugar maama without financial benefits, leave and tie your two legs pretending to be a mermaid till okurin 5yrs your senior finds you jaare. You will share this baby boy with side chick s old enough to be your daughters. Be 4warned!!!!
DeleteIt's very possible. My husband is five years younger, very handsome and a lawyer from a very wealthy family + he is the first son. If it's true love then age is just a number on a piece of paper. My husband is iKwerre from rivers state.
DeleteHmm aunty. Take am slow, don't let see cloud ur judgment.. Before he starts saying younger girls rocks.
DeleteMy mum has been married to my step dad for 15yrs now,she is 65,he is 55. He is a better man than my dad who is older than her.so age doesn't do it for me. Am also married to a man am a year younger than and he is best thing that happened to me. Hope this helps u decide but be sure he feels same way like u do..
DeleteLife is really not fare to me,at times I wonder what is my offence that s making me go through situations like this?men don't approach me,to get money to feed is a big problem
ReplyDeleteAnd that is a problem? My dear look for a good business to do,and stop hoping to get from men,wen you are doing something your husband will locate you not just any man
DeleteNo look for hand work or job...be depending on a guy. Siddon there like liability.
DeleteLwkmd
DeleteShe said she can't even feed una dey talk of business
DeleteLol, na she sabi.
ReplyDeleteMe no get ooo. Make I read comments
ReplyDeleteFuck is really sweet with the right person
ReplyDeleteSince I became of age, I have never ever taken 'Bread and Tea' that way, if I see ANY crumb of bread in my tea, it goes down the sink. It irritates me. Bread dunking is a no no for me.
ReplyDeleteIs it a bad table manner??? I doubt...
I can relate. LoL
DeleteMe three...testing id
DeleteHi 5 @Gaza Gyal
DeleteSeeing the bread come out all wet and helpless is such a no no. Especially when a chunk of it splashes back down
DeleteIt irritates the hell out of me too.
Delete@ Minx...ewwwwwww...nasty nasty...my apologies to all 'bread donkers'.
Delete@Timi hi5...congrats you've successfully upgraded from anonymous mode.
Olaide...you know right
I tell u. Ewwww
DeleteThere is this clinic we manage helping mothers, infants and children. This is not embarrassing at all, it is a testimony, in fact, testimonies. This woman delivered and lost so much blood we had to rush her to an hospital. Another who has given birth thrice thru c.s all died due to bleeding before delivery came to us, we assisted her, followed her up and she put to bed safely but suffered severe bleeding postpartum haemorrhage and shock we had to rush her to faith mediplex. For more than two decades we have been doing this job to the glory of God, well qualified nurses almost turning the place to a charity home with cheap cost of medical treatment for the poorest of the poorest. God will bless us. I am grateful to Him. Happy Sunday.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm seems ur in benin, will like to join ur clinic. Wat women go tru....., if u can, pls send me a mail
DeleteBut stew....hehehehehehehehe...bread and stew...YES!!!!
ReplyDeleteCorrect!😁 me set like am like kilode!
DeleteCorrect!!!
DeleteMenh.... I concur
DeleteHow can I be attracted to guys,how can I make them approach me,how can I make a guy love me that he can't stop thinking about me?
ReplyDeleteMama dolphin
DeleteOr War Room
DeleteChoose ye this day...
Go to babalawo
DeleteBy reading ur bible and getting ur mind off guys
DeleteWill have to go on anonymous on this,I met my ex a certain thing and we click back,we later gbenish but promise to give me money to support myself,,,only for us to get to an ATM stand,he was lieing,no network and refuse using another atm,, ,I got angry and was forming to leave ,o boy o this guy did not even beg me ,I was so embarrasef and look so cheap that day,well story for another day but thank God have given my life to Christ .and no gbrnishing anymore till wedding night...
ReplyDeleteOlosho niyen Vanessa. *in olamides voice*
DeleteVanessa vanessa
DeleteWoni olosho niyen
Vanessa
Yes the night is young but It won’t last forever
If you know you are diva
Follow me do the ginger
Lmao...
Lmao. Forming no network. Serious one chance
DeleteWhat can I do to get money? I'm so broke that I can't afford to buy body cream,thank God data is so cheap now if not I would have been cut off from the internet. I am hard-working just that business is bad.I really need help,financially and spiritually
ReplyDeleteBuy vaseline blue seal. Even me that have money that's what I use with ori. Try it,and you would give your testimony.
DeleteI went out to get things from the market my sandals got pulled ,I could not get a shoe maker to fix it up,cause it was raining heavily ,I had to hold my shoe on my hand with my load on my other hand,only for me to get to see my old school mate,Jesus I was embarrased to see me walking bare footed and holding one of my sandals on my hand # lolz
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ReplyDeleteWow, make I get my mat, popcorn n coke. Na here I go sleep today
ReplyDeleteI have an almost embarrassing story. About a month ago or so. I was jejely sitting in d staff room, writing out something. The moment I stood up and used my palm to straighten out my skirt, I felt liquid on my palm. When I turned the skirt to the front, it was bright red blood on my light blue skirt. Kai, I wan mad. Luckily for me, I was d only one in d staff room. I ran back to my office where the hod was busy doing something. She assisted me in cleaning up a little. And since my house is close to the school, went back home to change.
ReplyDeleteI just imagined how I would have felt if this had happened in front of them SS boys. Na to resign go sure pass.
Don't you know ur cycle. Why are u always surperised when ur period comes?
DeleteObun, dirty careless girl ...
DeleteSo you don't feel anything comes outta your pussy ehn??
You were seated comfortably without any feeling as a lady ...
The pussy must be opened or maybe you are used to your pussy always dripping ...werey olosho olobo rirun
Lmao. Retarded anonymous piglet, abeg go and rest, your cussing doesn't make any sense. Pointless.
DeleteAnon 18:17 may God forgive your foul tongue. Chieee! Something must have motivated this comment I doubt if this reply is just bcos of this.
DeleteAnonymous 18.17
Delete???
Are you broke, heartbroken or just plain ol' bitter?
Person wey una for ignore. Obviously e no get sense at all. Oponu ayerada.
DeleteWho be Jenny Ekwe?you too get bad mouth o madam.
DeleteOk, so i visited home from school with out telling anyone, I entered into d house cos it was open, I started opening all d doors to see who was at home cos d door was open, my parents room are d last and it has its own corridor before entering d room, i was in d corridor hearing slaps and low shouts, i rushed in to save my mum, low and behold, dey wer doing doggy style😩, i was so disgusted and embarrassed on thier behalf, like our last born is 18 o, arrrghhhh, i jst pictured d image of wat i saw..... Ewwwww u dnt wanna no😢
ReplyDeleteLmao, dier married so? Its not a bad thing, let dem enjoy demselves biko
DeleteLWTMB oooo. Jeeez!
DeleteChai! Daddy was spanking mummy. So embarrassing to see that mehn
DeleteHahahahahah abeg leave ur parents joor what's your own. Lmao
DeleteWho send u to dey imagine
DeleteGod bless ur parents dear,if their last child is 18 and they are still doing doggy
Abeg I want that part in my marriage too
They must be funny too😂
Hahahahhahahahah
DeleteNext time knock before entering a room
Hahahhahahaha
DeleteI already dig ur folks.
Na u dey fall hand to be "embarrassing" on their behalf.
oooh my i just had a very delicious shawarma i haven't had any this good before. damn now am licking my fingers.
ReplyDeleteAbeg throw some give me
DeleteWhere did u buy it, please tell me, cos good shawarma is hard to come by these days.
DeleteThat Surulere Sharwama?
DeleteNothing beats that their Sharwama!
Ogunlana Drive?
DeleteOkay this is my story and it happened the year 2014.....please don't mind any gbagaun if you see one.
ReplyDeleteThere was this new girl in my area who fell for me cause she thought I was a soldier, I lied to her that I was in the military school so she fell cheaply for it cause I usually wear military camouflage.
So there was this day she came to my place, after spending some time together I decided to walk her home cause it was getting dark, on getting to a certain corner of a street, we were arrested by some policemen including some other guys cause unknowingly to us there was a robbery incident around there the previous night, unluckily for me I was also wearing an army camouflage...Na there devil disgrace me, lol. So the young girl was very confident and boastful that atleast I'll bail the situation as an army man she thought I was, they bundled all of us in a van and took us to the station, it was when we got to the station that the police sighted my camo and by further enquiry they found out I was a bloody civilian...o boy nor be small thing, others were released that night except me... I was later released in the morning after my family was made to pay a huge amount of money...Na boxers ah wear reach house that day. The mumu girl broke up with me after that day....lol
Lmao....guy u badt.
DeleteFrom a mama
Lmao
DeleteLmao...bursted
DeleteLMAO😂😂😂
Delete@ opi...na bubble?
DeleteNo,not funny at all.
DeleteOk this happened in October last year. I just tailored this beautiful polka dots dress and was headed to church. After dancing I was about to sit and I heard kpa ka! Ah! I just had black bra and pink pant under, didn't have headtie of any sort, na so one sister start dey help me fix the zip,all to no avail. One other sister borrowed me headtie. That's how I left church that day. I wanted 2 enter the ground that very day. But I thank God sha
ReplyDeleteHmmm,so I am chatting with my crush and he just told me his sister is already talking to him about a lady iniIbadan. I am scared,will he do his family's wish or marry his friend?
ReplyDeleteSo I was to attend my friend's wedding in PH earlier this year and I'd already booked my flight from Lagos one month before. I also assisted my friend in booking hers cos we were to travel together. Our flight time was 9:40am so I was happy that at least even if I leave home by 7am I would still get to the airport on or before 9am. My friend stays on the Island while I stay on the Mainland so in I my mind I was like 'I will first this girl to reach airport" . Fast forward to the night before, I set up my alarm, bags packed, hair, nails and lashes on fleek etc...so I slept. Morning came, alarm woke me up by 6am and in my mind I was like, 'let me sleep small na, shebi flight is still 9:40'. That was how I slept till 6:30, woke up and was forming snail activity. So all the while I was in the bathroom my fone was ringing, it was my friend calling me. As I came out, checked my phone I was like 'ahan, aunty kilode? 9 missed calls!' so I decided to call her back and lo and behold, she told me that flight was now 7:40am oo, that 'where am I' that infact she just got to the airport that didn't I get an email from the airline? I was stunned! I didn't know what to do, maybe to just lie down back on my bed and sleep or dash down to the airport. I took the latter option grudgingly hoping to meet up cos I didn't wanna pay extra... That was how I flung the towel off my chest, picked any cloth I could lay my hand on. That was how I picked this 'demonic leather jeggings' I bought a week before. Naso I wear am, wore a top that got to my waist length, carried my small box and ran out of the house like I was being chased by a mad man. This was 7am already. As I was running to the bus stop, in my mind I was like "cab no go fit do this thing ooo, na okada sure pass!' LOL. That was how I got there, no okada man was willing to go to Ikeja from Surulere cos of 'police palava' according to them. One agreed even though he charged me ridiculously. I no mind. My aim was to get to the airport anyhow anyhow cos I know that sometimes there are delays and they really don't leave at the stipulated time. So I was using that one to give myself hope. That was how I told the okada man to speed up o. As we were going, see plenty traffic on Ikorodu road and I was thanking God in my mind that I didn't enter cab and at the same time I was glancing at my wrist watch. That was how I got to the airport around 7:30, came down from the bike and started running towards the departure terminal, I no know say my jeggings don tear for the yansh part and my panties was showing. Hehehehe. As I enter, everybody come dey look me like say I shit for body, meanwhile I hadn't realised yet. I went to the counter and was speaking grammar, hoping to get on the plane. They told me that boarding was closed for that flight and I should wait for the next flight. I was so pained ehn! Kai. My friend was already on board calling me on phone and asking me to beg them. Dem no gree ooo. As I was still thinking of what to do next, a security lady tapped me from behind saying "sister ya tight don tear oo". I shouted Jesus! *like say na Jesus epp me wear am*.LOL. The walk I took to the rest room to change was the longest walk of my life! I just wanted to sink into the ground! See look from every angle. Chai. Shame catch me no be small. Anyway, I missed my flight and I had to reschedule for the next one and I ended up paying the money I was dodging from. This was one of my embarrassing moments!!! And no, I didn't forget to go anonymous!
ReplyDeleteLmao
DeleteWas hoping they let u board after much much.
DeleteTo compensate u for ur troubles. Lol
Kai! Nothing is as disorganizing as one missing his or her flight! You go just weak from ALL angle!
Lollllll
DeleteMy most embarrassing moment was back then in medical school . We were hosting a conference with attendee medical students from all over the country . At the end of the first session, a lady approached me since I was wearing 'protocol' tag and asked ' pls where's the restroom' . I was restroom , restroom, chai! I didn't know the meaning . Within seconds I tot it meant a lounge or something , so I said we don't have preparation for such. The lady looked worried and surprised and left to maybe ask anoda person. It dawned on me that restroom could mean toilet oh, after she left. Come see me begging God to change the meaning of restroom as I later in the day checked the dictionary. I was so ashamed ........ The matter was worsened as I couldn't recollect the lady's face , so there was no oppoeropportunity for me to avoid her
ReplyDeleteAnd u were in medical school???
DeleteHahahahahaha
DeleteLol
DeleteMyself, sis and her boyfriend went out for a lunch in an exquisite fastfood. After eating, bcos my sis used her hand to do justice to her chicken meat. She went over d handwashing basin abi sink to wash her hands but something funny happened. D type of handwash sink in d fastfood was different from d regular one in households. D handle of d tap was d type u raise. My sis was confused and was just trying to turn d tap on but to no avail. Was embarrassed. One of d customers there came to assist her.
ReplyDeleteMy younger bro don spoil finish, I took a girl home, spent some time with her den wen she was abt leaving my younger bro was coming in n she was kinda shocked n just looked away. After seeing her off I came home bragging dat she's dope, fine, omo toshan, angel...only for my lil bro to tell me "I don chook chook her tire" I felt embarrassed n a lil hrtbrt
ReplyDeleteMy younger bro don spoil finish, I took a girl home, spent some time with her den wen she was abt leaving my younger bro was coming in n she was kinda shocked n just looked away. After seeing her off I came home bragging dat she's dope, fine, omo toshan, angel...only for my lil bro to tell me "I don chook chook her tire" I felt embarrassed n a lil hrtbrt
ReplyDeleteI just had sex...and I want more
ReplyDeleteOkay...
DeleteCome and take it.... drop your pin
DeleteSO, i went to my uncle's house for the weekend, just last night o i found myself alone in the room and decided to let out this mess that had been disturbing my life... and so i let it out... the long silent kind, the next thing i knew, my uncle's wife barged in with the two kids to tell me to watch them that she wants to go get the car. The whole place was SMELLING! in my mind i said God what lovely timing! the youngest one was just shouting "hmmmmmmm! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" and the woman was like "Jesus what is smelling??" I just quiet... was so embarrassed. It was obviously mess and only me dey room...
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahaha...
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
DeleteI've been there, done that...lmao
Lolz...u for do like my husband na..u challenge dem ..say u no dey mess?dts wat many pple r praying for.
DeleteStella hate me so much dat after taking my time to type she won't post it. So annoying.
ReplyDeleteI remember when we were growing up, my dad once told my brothers to stop wearing panties that he heard it wasnt good for them. But my brothers refused saying they were already used to it.
ReplyDeleteNow my dad went ahead and seized all the panties they had and burnt them, so my elder brother managed to hide one old one like that, that wasnt really ok, he said at least let him have one. My dad didnt know about this, so one day we were strolling to church, my elder brother just wore this panties underneath as usual, feeling cool and not knowing it was about to tear, next thing we saw was something hooking his legs, not knowing that the panties had torn on one side and had gone down to his legs out of his trousers.....it was crazy, my dad didnt even know what to do.