Hahaha πππππ these are very funny comments.
Sabella and Mr Ralph π friend πππ
Supermom, there were lots of family like that in the 80s and 90s singing welcoming song to their guests hahaha πππ we just want to act like the British
@malnourished rats...brought back memories. While in school,my neighbors in the hostel kept complaining of rats and roaches.i never saw even one in my room.they knew wat was up nau.even fermented garri was not available in my kitchen
@ posting pictures. Some people over do it biko. How can some be posting up to 30 pics at once on Facebook like almost everyday? Abi is a sign of a mental issue?
HAH! @ Chike Teflon, that fighting with conductor thingy, i don witness am firsthand. Was coming from somewhere with this guy,the bus did not get to our actual bus stop which is just a stone throw away cos of bad spot or whatever reasons the driver gave. Na so my guy jump down o,say lai lai, the bus must reach there o ,or they should refund him 100 naira (50 naira for 2 people). The conductor come give am 50 naira ,dey beg am make e collect,he refused o,carry wetin him hold for hand throw for me make i hold for am, come jack conductor for neck,hit am.Me sef wey dey try beg am,e nor even look my side sef. Na so i collect the 50 naira o,tell am say when him fight finish make him meet me for where we dey go,i just jejely face front, na even other passengers separate them. Even when i was trying to tell him that the issue does not warrant fighting, na so he spark o,dey shout say na me make am no beat the conductor bla bla bla , my mouth just hang open, that was the last time i saw him...
Choke, it is real mehn... Pple dey fear that man for my village. He travels everytime as this is his new job now.. The man can prize for Africa. Whenever i travel to my husband village, I go give am side eyes whenever I see him. Pple hire him provided u have his carton of beer and his money. Trust me, he will never disappoint... OHhh Mr Marcus, the dowry negotiator.
ππππ Matters arising... First time I went for job interview,d interviewers asked me why re u sweating like Dis?? With fear I replied I am coming from under d sun,immediately I said no ,I mean I am coming from d sun.. Na so I take loose DAT job o
πππππ. I coming from under the sun bawo.. D fear of intervew eh can make u talk rubbish.. I dread going for interviews. K had a good laugh jare.
Lade Taylors na true life story ooπ I really confuse for English DAT day,na so the interviewers just open mouth in total shock dey look me... Uptil now I Neva know d correct sentence...
English of d sun choke me DAT day,I come loose d sweet job like DAT.. Chia.
@Olayemi, that Nepa thing can pain .It's so bad that everyone has noticed that the day I decide to wash our dirty clothes with my hand, that's when Nepa will bring light. Irrespective of how long I wait to make use of the washing machine. It's just so annoying. Even if I wash everything and leave the bed sheets, Nepa will bring low voltage such that the machine will not work. Mtchewww.
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ReplyDeleteHAH! @ Chike Teflon, that fighting with conductor thingy, i don witness am firsthand. Was coming from somewhere with this guy,the bus did not get to our actual bus stop which is just a stone throw away cos of bad spot or whatever reasons the driver gave. Na so my guy jump down o,say lai lai, the bus must reach there o ,or they should refund him 100 naira (50 naira for 2 people). The conductor come give am 50 naira ,dey beg am make e collect,he refused o,carry wetin him hold for hand throw for me make i hold for am, come jack conductor for neck,hit am.Me sef wey dey try beg am,e nor even look my side sef. Na so i collect the 50 naira o,tell am say when him fight finish make him meet me for where we dey go,i just jejely face front, na even other passengers separate them. Even when i was trying to tell him that the issue does not warrant fighting, na so he spark o,dey shout say na me make am no beat the conductor bla bla bla , my mouth just hang open, that was the last time i saw him...
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First time I went for job interview,d interviewers asked me why re u sweating like Dis??
With fear I replied I am coming from under d sun,immediately I said no ,I mean I am coming from d sun..
Na so I take loose DAT job o
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Deletecoming from under the sun bawo.. D fear of intervew eh can make u talk rubbish..
I dread going for interviews. K had a good laugh jare.
Lade Taylors na true life story ooπ
DeleteI really confuse for English DAT day,na so the interviewers just open mouth in total shock dey look me...
Uptil now I Neva know d correct sentence...
English of d sun choke me DAT day,I come loose d sweet job like DAT..
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