"Sweet 16 wey don reach 40years. U just dey look young and young everyday
Na dis stature dey deceive u wey u no wan born folow dat pikin wey u born"
As if say na my fault not to get belle born another pikin
This is vexing aswear

I love older ladies. They age like wine.

1. "Ahn ahn you are looking fine today."

2. "As soon as I saw that shirt I knew it was you."

3 "Everywhere is just quiet, are you sure are ok?"

4 "This one that you are looking quiet, are you sure you are ok?"(Remix of number 3, same insult)

5 "This one that you called today, hope no problem?"

6 "The day you enter office without makeup. ("You are looking sick, are you sick?" "You are looking different today, hope no problem."

7 Family meeting starts without you.👀

Back in March, I made cornrows with beads so I can rock the hair for a week or two without wig. My cousin called on video call and saw my hair. She said "ah Amaka your hair is fine o". I said "thank you". She replied- hope you didn't pay for it sha..?

🤣🤣🤣

Lizzy, this your shirt is very fine. The original go dey expensive sha...

Hubby says I walk like Chioma Chukwuka, I was so happy that I walk like a celeb but one day I asked him how does Chioma Chukwuka walk, only for this man to say we both walk like ducks

Fan Emmanuel

This one wen you fine like this today,I no even recognise say na you..

This your bag fine o, the original will be very expensive

I went to my former place of work during the cash scarcity
Boss: Look at you,looking so fine after resignation, you are fresh mehn
Me: Thank you Sir☺
Boss: So you resign so that you can focus on eating your husband's money without doing anything,I heard stay at home wife is the reigning thing,I am disappointed.
Me:😮

Anytime I post a video or photo of myself

Watsapp people: You look so fresh and chubby,seems the job was stressing you.
Me:Yes oh,I also do skincare consultation, I can help you glow too.
Watsapp People: I hope this glow is due to pregnancy?after all it's been months you left your stressful job or is something wrong with your body?
Me: Blocked!!No need to respond

You and your husband are just flexing and enjoying each other, una never want born.
I jjust smiled and kept quiet...... me that was seriuosly TTC.

This your dressing today na dieeeeeee abi you get date ? 🙄

Wa ka there! na only who get date dey dress fine ? mtsheeeeeeeeeeeeew

Hmmmmmm

Happy new year
I hope say you go call us to come eat rice this year.

See as you fine today🙄🙄🙄🙄
Me: so e get day i no dey fine.

Happy new year fine babe . Hope you will call us for asoebi this year.

See as u tall, I still the reason am

You don dey fair o, your color don dey commot

You are a lady of easy virtue

This bag you are carrying is so nice, but I have the original.

I beg to differ! I tell people their children look like the fathers to make them feel better as Africans are always questioning paternity and saying a baby is cute isn’t insulting the mum! It’s just complimenting the child