What a birthday message!!
He wrote
F#CK YOU KATE.
F#ck you, on behalf of my 23 year old self for treating me like your baby brother when you knew all that time I wanted to hit that.
You kept manipulating my black ass by always looking out for me. Giving me heads up at auditions. Sometimes, slipping a couple of bucks in my hands to make sure I got a meal or transport fare back to my cousin's.
Every time I stared in those dancing, beautiful eyes of yours, you knew I had imaginations that were far from friendly.
Our love child would have been in his/her mid twenties now if you had let me experiment with my seed just a couple of times. What a gorgeous human we would have made together!
F#CK YOU KATE
F#ck you, coz when you finally lemme hit it, I was at the apex of my singular wildness and restlessness. You knew I had a great heart, but I was just crazy and dumb.
I was overwhelmed with fame and too many voices in my ears, pointing me to wrong directions.
You stopped looking out for me. Took everything I did literally, then ran off and married that " Oyibo".
Ill keep it a buck and say i didn't think much of it. But a gorgeous lovely baby came from that union. It did end in praise. I was so proud!
F#CK YOU KATE.
F#ck you on behalf of these young girls killing themselves and doing way too much trying to figure out how to keep up with you. You've caused hysteria, depression, anxiety, admiration, love, hate; a spectrum of human sentiments!
Poor darlings have had to bbl it, snatch it, tuck it, tie it, girdle it, needle it, botox it, pound it, laser it, sew it, bleach it, even voodoo that shit to no avail.
Nature, commitment and sacrifice didn't create it. It cant be manufactured. '
Its a KATE HENSHAW world.
Finally, F'CK YOU KATE.
My circle is miniscule. Sometimes, I dont see or hear you in years. Yet, it's sheer joy and unbridled spirit everything i run into you at various corners of the world.
This f#ck you is just because we're Nigerians. We insult those we love!
Time, matter, space and energy got nothing on our journey. Ours is the Barometer.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAREST KO! k8henshaw
YOU'RE A PHENOMENAL CREATURE.
A FORCE OF NATURE.
Your wild boy loves you!
"When u finally let me hit it" yeye b- wish
ReplyDeleteYou go fear friendship birthday message na
ReplyDeleteNa ment Jim? Did you have to throw that 'hitting it' in the mix? What kind of kiss and tell message is this Jim nitori oluwa. Aren't you too old for this kind of yeye play?
ReplyDeleteNow Daddy Go and audience will know you had roforofo in the sheets with incoming 'mummy Go' in Stella's voice.
As i cover face… na wa
Delete@Dainty is marriage still in view between her and Daddy GO?
Delete@Dainty is marriage still in view between her and Daddy GO?
Delete"Fcuk you, cos when you finally lemme hit it", if true, was that neccessary? 🤦♀️
ReplyDeleteThis part tire me abeg. He was being goofy, I feel he should have left that part out. Well, wetin I know?
DeleteThat part spoiled everything.
DeleteI don't think he hit sha
DeleteHit where, am sure he's just catching cruise.
DeleteHit where, am sure he's just catching cruise.
DeleteNa wa. Must he tell us that he hit her? This guy Sha.......
ReplyDeleteThe Gospel truth 🙌
ReplyDeleteKate is a Durlling 🥰😘
Mother to so many people.
I respect her spirit of "punctuality".
So real it's shocking. What!
Paragraph 2.
Jim couldn't get pass the gate of Jerusalem because she saw him as a child.
Happy birthday beautiful ❤️
God protect you always.
BTW.
The shoe, ahhhhh, biko what's the name?
Anyone?
Well, we know he has the utmost respect for this woman and that was the most beautiful birthday message that I’ve ever read.
ReplyDeleteYou got it.
DeleteIt was a classless message
DeleteIt was a classless message
DeleteLol 😆, this is cute and funny 😁.
ReplyDeleteThis birthday message get as e be.
ReplyDeleteBe just announced to the world that he slept with her.. very disrespectful.. “when you finally let me hit it”?? Na wa.. happy birthday auntie Kate, next time dont sleep with small boys that kiss and tell
ReplyDeleteI read the message in his voice that year. Jim the ginger and swagger man.
ReplyDeleteNawtie Jim, but then that's a sweet birthday message.
ReplyDeleteNeesolah
Now we know, personally I wouldn’t appreciate such birthday message, inukwa lead me on and when you finally let me hit it Hian!
ReplyDeleteAbeg oooo 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteLover Boy gone Soar 🤣🤣
Allow Mummy GO Jareee
Hello iya Boys
"gone Soar"❌ ⁉️....Do you mean... *gone sour"✅
DeleteI love this, it may sound ambigous, but it shows the kind of friendship they had during their reign in nollywood.
ReplyDeleteA hit it and quit it kind of friendship ooo
DeleteNow our Daddy GO and his fans will know that Jim Iyke too has chopped. Oh Chim o!
ReplyDeleteNa wa oo.
ReplyDeleteThis Jim Iyke's attempt at satire isn’t satirical at all. It's a poor attempt at it. At a glance, it looks like a waste of love-laced emotional roast with a bit of raw poetic homage disguised as a provocative birthday message.
ReplyDeleteWhile it is crude and reckless, it is also brilliant and strangely tender - though just at heart. Part confession, part apology, part tribute to who she meant to him as he is haunted by his past with her.
Very poor attempt at satire
DeleteHe used it to massage and prop up his ego , get validation from other men, feel important and brag. Insecure thin skinned dusty minded men, he lacks emotional intelligence and is lousy.
DeleteAI!
DeleteAI!!
AI!!!
DO BETTER.
What a message....
ReplyDeleteDid she actually let him hit it?
ReplyDeleteMe sef go like know oo😁
DeleteVery crass birthday message 🙄🙄🙄
ReplyDeleteHe talks carelessly. This is what he should have jokingly told her one on one.
DeleteHe talks carelessly. This is what he should have jokingly told her one on one.
DeleteIf he had treated her better, maybe they would have been together long term? Must men regret when they loose a good woman. The what ifs never go away.. Ride on Mummy GO and ignore this nuisance.. Jim Iyke go find another oyinbo abeg….. Let me hit it kee you there.. yeye man
ReplyDeleteHe is more interested in using her as a surrogate for his nasty seed. This was lust not love.
DeleteHe is more interested in using her as a surrogate for his nasty seed. This was lust not love.
DeleteJim abeg collect bed for Yaba left. Your own too do.. hian..
ReplyDeleteWhy the F word tho..
ReplyDeleteSilly guy...what have you accomplished by embarassing Kate like this. She let you hit it, abi..until we hear her side of the story....
ReplyDeleteJim Jim Jim how many times will I call you before you receive sense not to kiss and tell
ReplyDeleteBe careful d friends you choose. E get why
ReplyDeleteNa wa ooooooo
ReplyDeleteYou go fear birthday message
Argh! Awa mummy GO to be!
ReplyDeleteJim be kiaf ya sef
Una sure say this boy never get bipolar like that? What sort of yarning is this ? Ah! Guys, one of our favorite actors down!!
ReplyDeleteStella, this is so wrong. He typed "let me in"
ReplyDeleteWhy would you change it to "let me hit".
Now your followers are running with the false narrative
Wow!!! all the ask commenters una fall my hand from beginning to end. Do you people read at all. The comprehended could not even comprehend this simple satire. Please he did not hit it. She simply let him into her circle. Let me hear one person here talk of comprehension again 😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteITK. Everyone got it wrong expect you.
DeleteMiss 11 11 it is except.
DeleteGo to school just may be you obtain a B in English not the D7.
Kapish!!!
For those of you thinking he "hit"...no be that kain hit o. He actually meant when he finally made it to stardom.
ReplyDeleteThis useless man made me respect her more. See life o. She supported him, gave him money and opportunities. How did he repay her? By cheating. Another reason never to give these kind of men any chance. Loose lips sink shipsl Mchew
ReplyDeleteI get what he is saying. But I don't like it. Period.
ReplyDelete