I was in my shop the other day when suddenly a car parked in front : it was not such a neat fine car, old Camry and a man came down, walked up to me and greeted me, I responded, he asked if he could sit a while with me that he is a gospel preacher, I quickly asked him to sit please.....
He sat down and immediately started preaching, I calmly listened to him but he was not making sense, he was talking and then he started praying and speaking in tongues, Ahhh are we there yet??
I no complain ooo, suddenly he started saying yes Lord yes Lord, he said he saw them trying to kpaii the baby in my womb, immediately I started crying (as usual)..
He said I should not cry, he said they are planning to put juju for me to match at my business, I told him they had put it already cos my legs were paining me and I can barely walk, he screamed out and said he knew his god was not lying, he started speaking in tongues again, I told him that my baby that hasn't kicked in days just kicked, he was full of joy that he knew he was the solution to my problems, I immediately asked him the way forward
He said he was passing and was actually in a hurry when the holy Spirit asked him to stop and help me, I cried and said "oh God, so you still remember that I exist"?He asked if I can walk? I said no because of the leg pain, he said we needed to get a sand from my father's house, and he needs to get it himself, he said he saw my parents crying and they wanted to come but something was stopping them, he said he saw them in the village suffering, I said yes ooo, them de suffer too much, he said my Dad is a farmer, I said yes he is , he was screaming. "Thank you Father"
So he said my parents won't bring the sand for me cos their hands will contaminate it that it has to be him, I said no problem..
He told me it will cost me some money, I said in my mind (Again, this my big belle don really suffer for fake prophets hand), I asked him how much, he said because I don't have money that I should rally round and raise 200k for him, I asked him if the holy Spirit did not show him that I am dead broke cos I had spent a lot because of my problems, he said I should try and rally round to raise the money cos he was trying to save my life, I said okay, I told him that there's a contribution money with me, so since this is about my life and deliverance, let me use it.
This man said he knew I loved my life, that immediately after the prayers, that doors will open and I will get that money times two, I kept screaming hallelujah,
My neighbors already knew what was happening but they played along cos they know me say I no fit loose guard, I called my neighbor to bring her POS, people of God na 97 naira I get for account..
Na that juncture I begin vex, I told him that first off, I am not pregnant and haven't had s#x in like forever, I told him that my parents were late a very long time ago, I also stood up and jumped up and down for him to see that nothing was happening to me, he stood there dumbfounded..
That incident pushed me to start exercising, though my stomach is coming down a bit but it's looking flabby and I no too gbadu am but everywhere good...
Hahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteLmao π€£π€£
DeleteAmebo, na you fit the thief π As dem no wan work, na scam dem sabi. Nonsense!
Adunni
πππ
ReplyDeleteBaba werey...
Prophet isonu..
Don't worry, na consistency as per the exercises.. it's not by trying to burn all the fat in one day, you go just break down.. if it's 20 mins every morning,. Just stay consistent.. then after a while you go increase time.. give yourself like 6 month target.. you go see improvement
Coni man dey coni bury am
ReplyDeleteGuyman bin think say he don see mugu.
ReplyDeleteππππππ
ReplyDeleteThis Is So Funny π€£π€£
ReplyDeleteWhen Some People Lazy Them go dey Do Prayer Up And Down
Oleeeeeeeee
Hello iya Boys
Thank God you really sabi Dem fake god of men.
ReplyDeleteThank God you yab him well well. Fake prophet and their fake prophecy, look for whom to defraud.
ReplyDeleteπ€£π€£π€£ madam Amebo na you fit all these lie lie pastas.
ReplyDeleteMadam if you want your belly fat to come down be taking very warm lemon/ lime water 1 hour before breakfast every day for like 1 month. Squeeze half a lemon or 1 lime into a mug of hot water and be sipping it gently every morning, wait one hour before you eat.
ReplyDeletePlease ask your doctor first if you have ulcer or using any medication.
πππ
DeleteAdunni
Madam if you want your belly fat to come down be taking very warm lemon/ lime water 1 hour before breakfast every day for like 1 month. Squeeze half a lemon or 1 lime into a mug of hot water and be sipping it gently every morning, wait one hour before you eat.
ReplyDeletePlease ask your doctor first if you have ulcer or using any medication.
Also stop eating late meals, anything after 6:30pm is late. Eating late makes one's tummy big.
ReplyDeleteThat is why you see those men that take late night pepper soup and beer in bars having big bellies.
You're right dear
DeleteAdunni
Scammers of the cloth.
ReplyDeleteAll will be well Madam Amebo.
π€£π€£π€£π€£ this woman. You should start writing novels
ReplyDeleteU suppose dash am free slap join....yeye man
ReplyDeleteI don faint.
ReplyDeleteThe Most Complex B
Just thinking out loud. What if the transaction went through because someone wants to surprise you??
ReplyDeleteThat was how I was going on my own and met this stupid man called Adeyemi Williams Babatunde who claimed to be a pastor and radio presenter with his fake prophecy and plenty jargons, stupid man wanted to sleep with me in the name of deliverance, I just dey look am and was playing along until he discovered his plan didn't work, he was very angry and saying all sorts of things, I'm not ready for him, I'm going to call him out anytime I'm ready.
ReplyDeleteYou be drama queen oooo. Madam Amebo how far that your man na? have you told him the reasons why you blocked him?
ReplyDelete