MADAM AMEBO CORNER

I was in my shop the other day when suddenly a car parked in front : it was not such a neat fine car, old Camry and a man came down, walked up to me and greeted me, I responded, he asked if he could sit a while with me that he is a gospel preacher, I quickly asked him to sit please.....

He sat down and immediately started preaching, I calmly listened to him but he was not making sense, he was talking and then he started praying and speaking in tongues, Ahhh are we there yet??

 I no complain ooo, suddenly he started saying yes Lord yes Lord, he said he saw them trying to kpaii the baby in my womb, immediately I started crying (as usual)..

He said I should not cry, he said they are planning to put juju for me to match at my business, I told him they had put it already cos my legs were paining me and I can barely walk, he screamed out and said he knew his god was not lying, he started speaking in tongues again, I told him that my baby that hasn't kicked in days just kicked, he was full of joy that he knew he was the solution to my problems, I immediately asked him the way forward

He said he was passing and was actually in a hurry when the holy Spirit asked him to stop and help me, I cried and said "oh God, so you still remember that I exist"?
He asked if I can walk? I said no because of the leg pain, he said we needed to get a sand from my father's house, and he needs to get it himself, he said he saw my parents crying and they wanted to come but something was stopping them, he said he saw them in the village suffering, I said yes ooo, them de suffer too much, he said my Dad is a farmer, I said yes he is , he was screaming. "Thank you Father"

So he said my parents won't bring the sand for me cos their hands will contaminate it that it has to be him, I said no problem..

He told me it will cost me some money, I said in my mind (Again, this my big belle don really suffer for fake prophets hand), I asked him how much, he said because I don't have money that I should rally round and raise 200k for him, I asked him if the holy Spirit did not show him that I am dead broke cos I had spent a lot because of my problems, he said I should try and rally round to raise the money cos he was trying to save my life, I said okay, I told him that there's a contribution money with me, so since this is about my life and deliverance, let me use it.

This man said he knew I loved my life, that immediately after the prayers, that doors will open and I will get that money times two, I kept screaming hallelujah,
My neighbors already knew what was happening but they played along cos they know me say I no fit loose guard, I called my neighbor to bring her POS, people of God na 97 naira I get for account..

 I gave her the card to withdraw 250k for me, she put it and the paper she printed out showed declined, the man suggested I do transfer to him, they tried transferring to him instead of this thing saying insufficient fund, it showed exceeded limit (miracle no de taya Jesus), this man was obviously feeling bad, he said he feel it's from the woman's machine, that I should manage and get up so he can drive me to another POS operator that he's sure of..

Na that juncture I begin vex, I told him that first off, I am not pregnant and haven't had s#x in like forever, I told him that my parents were late a very long time ago, I also stood up and jumped up and down for him to see that nothing was happening to me, he stood there dumbfounded..

One of my neighbors walked up to him and said, is this not the same man that stopped Michael the other day and they duped him? Immediately Oga took off, ran into his car, I was screaming thief oo, catch him, he zoomed off, laugh wan kpaii me...

That incident pushed me to start exercising, though my stomach is coming down a bit but it's looking flabby and I no too gbadu am but everywhere good...