Friday In House News

 Hailings!!!

FRIDAY MEMO

I salute you all...

BV Jolly i would like to know why the account details you sent in is the same one used by BV Vicky Posh to collect giveaway......Let me wait for you to defend yourself cos i dont wanna believe you were grooming another ID....

In fact eh, ummugate and co conspirators, where you are and whatever things you used the scam money to buy, please give it out cos it will only bring you tears.........It is better to be hungry than to scam to be full....

Today i put stuffed chicken in the oven, i have fries and salad to go with it, there is also gnocchi by the side and i also have carrot and broccoli salad.......i will gladly do this cos i am not cooking until Monday, the heat is too much.....so we will be eating out or ordering....i no come suffer for love sake abeg...LOL

Dont forget to advertise your wares in the comment section or send it as a meme to me to post inside in house next week.

Is anyone selling laptops? please mail me with photos.....

 Tight hugs to everyone including my haters.

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD

My princess birthday is in a few days and I have been reminiscing about my birthing experience with her. This time, two years ago, I was very scared, I had done membrane sweep twice, and despite all the pains and contractions, I wasn’t progressing past 2 cm.

A day before she was born, I was having very painful contractions back to back, and I thought that was it because the pain kept getting intense, so I packed my bags and left to the hospital. I was checked, and the nurses on duty were surprised I had not given birth already given how much my labour had progressed since four days before then.

They started to monitor my labour progress, and at around twelve in the afternoon, labour stopped completely . For four hours nothing, by the fourth hour the doctors told me for my baby and I safety we will have to do a caesarean section to get the baby out since I couldn’t be induced due to my previous birth experiences.

Off we went to the theatre, I lay down on the cold stainless table, scared but trusting God and reminding myself of his word, and we started. I don’t know how long it took, but I started to throw up and started feeling pain. I screamed in pain and became unconscious.

In my unconscious state, I saw myself on the street of Korea. On the street was a signpost saying welcome to Korea, people were singing and dancing and I joined them. I was feeling so happy and laughing and dancing towards the city gate when all of a sudden I felt a sharp pain and I opened my eyes.

The first thing I heard was my princess screaming down the hospital. I smiled through the pain. Hearing her screams made me so relieved and happy she was alive. The pain I felt was so intense I had never felt anything like that in my whole life. I felt like someone scrapped my intestines with a metal scrubbing brush. I was pumped up with painkillers to help manage the pain and my journey into motherhood for the third time started.

I look at her from time to time, and I just mutter “ Thank you Jesus”. I am grateful for how far I have come, and I am looking forward to watching her grow.

Awwwwwwww this is so cute!!!

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STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS!! STOP PRESS!!!

The Chronicles Will now be from Monday to Friday and Saturday and Sunday will be rest day..... This is to enable us have enough chronicles ...Please send in your chronicles so that i can save in the folder and plan ahead.

Thank you to the BV who made the suggestion, I thought about it and find it cool...

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NOTORIOUS FOR JESUS (NFJ)

How the Food I Used to Like Best Became the Food I Hate The Most

Fried plantain used to be my absolute favorite.
Crispy edges, soft inside, golden brown, Yummy!
it always made my day. I could eat it morning, noon, and night without ever getting tired.

One evening, I rushed home from work, starving.
I fried a fresh batch that I had bought the previous day but I was too hungry to wait for it to cool.

I took a big bite and, suddenly, I couldn’t breathe.
It lodged in my throat. I coughed, gasped, hit my chest — nothing.
Fortunately for me, My neighbor heard the noise and burst in, She started slapping my back and with one final cough, it flew out, and I collapsed, trembling. My life had just flashed before my eyes.

Since then, I can’t even stand the smell of fried plantain. It brings back wicked memories of fear, the helplessness, the choking.
Everyone laughs when I say I hate it now because they don’t understand.
It betrayed me when I loved it most.
Now, I pass it by like an old rag in a trash can.

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha fried plantain betrayed you? In fact i need to roder for some to fry, i love fried plantain and omelette but i dont do it all the time.

If i want to eat fish it must be deskinned and deboned.... thats how i buy it or nothing....

I had the same experience with fish and only God saved me cos that day i was home alone...I dont eat with my hand and my fork did not detect that there was a big bone in the big chunk of fish and i swallowed by mistake without chewing..lol

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WEIRDFACT

----Scientists have discovered a planet called Gliese 581g, nicknamed "Zarmina's World," that is considered one of the most Earth-like exoplanets ever found. It may even have liquid water.

----The average person spends about six months of their life waiting for red traffic lights to turn green.

----The human brain processes emojis as real faces. When you see a smiley face  the same part of your brain that responds to a human face lights up.

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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Please if you go to somebody’s House to live with them, no matter the status you think you have attained, avoid adding to their stress by every means. 

1. Don’t litter their House, instead be tidier than they even are. You are sharing bathroom with them but you don’t wash the bathroom, why? Please wash it even if it’s once a week (remember, cleanliness is next to godliness). Don’t leave all the work to the Househelp because your presence alone has added to his responsibilities.

2. Give them some money when you see they are about to do market runs. Foodstuffs are the most expensive things now. No matter how little, give them some money because it is not easy to feed an extra mouth in this economy, what more, if they are feeding you more than once a day and you are going to be there for like a month, make sure you are contributing to feeding o.

3. Always take permission and ask questions before doing or using things that ain’t yours.

4. Let them know how long you will be staying and if any emergencies come up that will extend your stay, still ask them if you can stay a little longer. Don’t be quiet and making them wonder when you will leave.

5. Be tolerant and appreciative of their help to accommodate you.

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