Tuesday In House News

 Hailings and Salutations......

TUESDAY MEMO

I salute you people and hope that your day is going well?....I am having fun where i am and i hope that there is happiness in your life....

Let me leave you and drop my golden pen at the fountain of love...LOL

hugs and whatever else....

Wait wait wait!!!

I saw where my darling amoteks Boss posted that he was missing former angry bird Oga...Isnt this a miracle? Hehehehehehehehehhe i no call name..

Hugs to you all......

let me do a fun post..Please cook soup with 5k in the comment section.

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NEW COLUMN ALERT

NOTORIOUS FOR JESUS (NFJ)

MY FIRST TIME IN CHURCH AFTER NYSC.

It felt strange walking through those church doors again. Omo! A year away for NYSC had changed me more than I thought. I quietly sat on the fourth row, just like before.
The choir was already singing — new faces, new voices, new fire. Quite a lot has changed.

I could sight my former crush from the distance but a second glance, the infatuation has faded, I met another "Bobo" in camp and we will be taking it to the altar soon; part of why I returned. I want to wed where I was born.

During NYSC, Sundays were unpredictable: muddy boots, camp drills, or lonely devotions.
But here, everything smelled of peace — polish, perfume, and old hymn books.
Pastor’s voice broke through my thoughts: “Sometimes we return stronger.”
I almost smiled. He didn’t know how that hit home. "Yes, my wedding is coming up soon", I agreed with him with a nod.

Service continued, but my mind wandered — to Sokoto sunrises and roadside churches.
Now, I was home, but different. I had seen things.
Felt things. Learned to pray like my life depended on it during my NYSC as a result of series of occurrence that I experienced. Story for another day.

As the offering went round, I gave with gratitude.
Not just money — my time, my story, my faith.
After service, old faces greeted me with hugs and loud laughs.
My mum Sunday school teacher tapped me from behind and said, “Welcome back, corper!”
I just said, “It’s good to be back.”
Y'all wait for the time I'll bring my IV. I mumbled.

You try to return, some people do not return home or return to Church after NYSC........I did but i know so many others who did not return and are doing even better than those of us that returned...I returned out of fear...

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Benefits Of Marrying An Edo Woman:

---- Edo Women Don't Cheat On Their Husbands Because They Know The Consequences.

-----All Their Children Are Fathered By Their Husbands,You Won't Hear Anything Called Infidelity Or DNA Test In A House An Edo Woman Is The Wife.

------Their Food Are The Most Tasty And Sumptuous In Nigeria.

-----They Are Very Hardworking, Respectful And Submissive To Their Husbands.

-----They Are Very Good In Bed, Once Their Husbands Return From Work,They Will Ask Him "Honey, Will You Chop Before You Eat Or Eat Before You Chop" Copied

Hahaahahhahahaha the last one cracked me up..You wan chop first before you chop?????

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WEIRDFACT
-----Happy people tend to have deeper conversations with others
Researchers have also found that the more substantive conversations you have, the happier you'll be

------The average human throat is about 5 inches deep

-----Psychology says: The more loyal you are, the more disappointment you encounter and experience.

-----In France, you can marry a dead person.

------Having someone ask you, "Are you okay?" actually causes you to tear up even more when you're trying not to cry

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