TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings......

TUESDAY MEMO

I salute everyone and wish you all a nice day.....

Please its not a must but if you are changing IDs , let us know so that we will stop asking after the old ID.....If your hands are clean, let us know!!!!

The thing is that it will be hard for anyone here to scam me again...I wont explain what checks we have put in place and i wont announce giveaway again to let you plan evil..my giveaway when and if i decide to start again will be spontaneous...

So let us do something else today.....

An SDK BV just landed Nigeria and wants to eat something from BVs.....She has not eaten any Naija food in Naija years and then someone gives you 10k to surprise her...........You are told not to use too much pepper, dont use salt at all,dont use lizard fish, make it simple cos she doesnt like to swallow but loves to 'lick' soup...... what would you use the 10k to cook?

This should be Interesting..........

Have a nice day and God bless us all.....

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NOTORIOUS FOR JESUS I HATE BATHROOMS.

I hate bathrooms. People find it strange when I say that but they don’t know why. but i had a terrible experience.
To me, it's not just a place to bathe, it’s where everything changed.
I was nine when it happened.
My big Aunt, Aunty Joke was visiting, cheerful as always, humming as she walked in to shower.
I remember hearing a loud thud, a sound that still echoes in my dreams.
My Mom and I rushed in to find her lying there, still, her head bleeding against the tub.
There was soap lather mixed with blood everywhere… and deafening silence. We quickly called ambulance, they took forever to arrive. That was it. She never woke up. Just like that, she was gone.
The doctors said she slipped and hit her head too hard. They declared her dead on arrival.
After that incident, I can never step into any bathroom without holding my breath.
Even now as an adult, I bathe quickly, and I'm always scared of falling or hearing another thud.
Tiles make me nervous. Lubricious floors tighten my chest. I avoid long showers, no music, no singing, no distractions. Just in and out.
People think it’s odd, and that I'm too dramatic.
But they didn’t see her that day. I did. And that’s why I hate bathrooms, that place took someone I loved.

Hmmm I HATE BATHROOMS too and this your post reopened old wounds oh.....Three years ago i fell in the bath tub... was bathing and my phone rang and i rushed to pick it...THAT WAS THE LAST THING I KNOW...... i saw myself hit the ceiling and both legs twisted completely back and front and i landed on the tiles but something held my head before it hit the toilet....The thud was so loud and i was on the floor for hours cos i was home alone...i couldn't remember my name or who i was...just laid there...

After hours, managed to go to my bed and lie down.........

Anyone who hears it are shocked cos eh, it must have been God on this day....My knee still hurts but i still thank God

When i am not hating bathrooms, i love it cos its my quiet place.....

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FOR PEOPLE WITH ENTITLEMENT MENTALITY

Don’t think your rich friend must automatically invest in your business idea.
If they do, thank them as if they were a stranger who took a huge risk for you.
You see… money is not free just because it comes from someone you know.

They worked for it. They sacrificed for it. They lost sleep for it.

So, if they choose to put that money in your hands, that’s a privilege - not a right.
If you make them feel like they owe you, or you act entitled, you may never get their help again.
Why? Because human nature is simple - people give where they feel valued.
Gratitude attracts more giving. Entitlement dries up even the deepest pockets.

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MUST READ

Don't teach them how to treat you.

Never teach your partner how to be your partner.

Never ask them to text you throughout the day to check on your mental health.

Never ask them to make a reservation at your favorite restaurant unannounced.

Never ask them to make you a warm bubble bath after you had a long day after work.

Never beg them to acknowledge your existence.

Find someone who has has always dreamt about having someone like you .... ever since they were a child.

Find someone that shows you how much you truly mean to them with every day that passes.

Find someone who not only says "I love you" but proves it to you with their actions.

Find someone who hurts other people's feelings to protect yours.

Find someone who supports your dreams and life goals.

Find someone who knows it's not about giving you the world, but to only make you a priority in theirs.

Find someone who chases you long after .... they already have you.

Find someone who traces the valleys and crevices of your body with their fingertips to remember every detail about you when they miss you.

Wait for this person because the longer you entertain what's not meant for you ..... the longer you postpone what is for you.

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WEIRDFACTS

----Only female mosquitoes bite

The males are vegetarian

----Curvy women may be more intelligent than skinny women due to fatty acids in their hips that improve their mental abilities, a study found.

----People who enjoy helping others and or spending money on others tend to be less stressed and happier.

----A brain gets in good shape by memorizing a song.

----Smelling, not eating, green apples can help you lose weight.

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The most brutal birth in the animal kingdom!  

Few stories in nature are as shocking as that of the spotted hyena, an animal whose birthing process is, literally, a biological nightmare. Females of this species are not only larger and more dominant than males, but they also possess a reproductive anatomy that is as unusual as it is dangerous.

Instead of a traditional v/\gina, these hyenas have a "pseudopenis," an elongated structure that looks like a penees, but is actually an extremely enlarged cleetoris. And yes, that's where they must give birth.

This passage is so narrow and long that it makes birth a life-threatening challenge. In fact, up to 60% of babies born during their first birth d!e, often from asphyxiation or because they become trapped. But it's not just the babies who are at risk: mothers can also suffer severe tears during the process.

Why does this happen? It's all linked to high testosterone levels in females, which not only gives them that unique organ, but also strength, aggression and absolute control over their matriarchal society.

Another example of how nature sometimes shows no mercy... but always leaves us speechless.

Credit: Cientifico loco

Oh Dear!!!...It actually hurt to read this cos human childbirth is also a miracle!

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