Friday In House News

 Weekend hailings....

FRIDAY MEMO

Europe is going through serious heat wave but we are told it will soon be over..My hubby says it will end this night...

What could possibly be casuing this heat wave?......The Sun no just send anybody again!ha!!!!

Anyway let me face this roasted Turkey wings first before i face una..

I no think say i don see my madam comments recenty oh......

Rest of yall have a nice day..




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MEMO TO BV DANTE
I saw what you termed an apology to me on Thursday inside in house news....THATS FAR FROM AN APOLOGY but it doesn't matter cos i wasn't expecting one from you cos we no dey fight...
However i need to correct something so that you will take note..
You said i changed towards you cos of your comment on the frank cheating post? hell no, your opinion of me does not matter oh.....
You changed my Mindset towards you the day you said that even goats give birth so why are women shouting as if it was a big deal....I cant remember how you phrased it exactly but that word crashed on me..
Have you ever been in the labour room? have you seen the real physical meaning of the word LABOUR?????Every time i hear a woman did not make it out of the labour room, i remember your words and i remember the goat and the comparism.....

One day you will understand how horrible those words were and you will take it back......
that said,please stop including me in those your comments....You know the ones i mean...Tee for Tenks...

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD 1

Some days back, I went with the kids to a pizzeria to attend their kids pizza Master class and it was very interesting.
As an homeschooling mom, I try to ensure that they are learning as much as they can and also having fun too. It was nice seeing them interact with other adults, children and all.
When we got there they gave the kids these cute little aprons, they wore their hair nets and washed their hands thoroughly.

They were taken to the work station and the first task was to knead the pizza dough and stretch it out, my princess was the most excited one of the trio and she had to stand on a stool throughout so it was a funny sight.
They proceeded to the next station and that’s was were they added the toppings, sauces and all. I love that they made it competitive so each of my kids were so super focused on who would finish first and whose pizza would need the least correction.
Then the pizzas were baked and the kids were allowed to watch other workers at work in the kitchen. The staff, God bless them, were very kind and attentive to all the kids they attended to that day.
They gave my kids cute certificates and they got to go home with their pizzas. They really loved the experience and we will surely be going back the next time they organise this pizza class again

Awww this is too nice....Motherhood rocks!

Meawhile you are a super mum for homeschooling your kids but when will you send them to school?How do you homeschool them Does a teacher come around?    

  
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TEACHER LIFE
Graduation season is upon us again.
Time for the annual MET Gala of Kindergarten.
Honestly, me, I still don’t fully understand the hype
Don’t get me wrong, moving from kindergarten into Year 1 is a milestone. It deserves celebration.
But somehow, every year, these graduations evolve into full-blown fashion week.
Tiny children in:
- Sharp tuxedos
- gowns with six layers of tulle
- shoes they cannot walk in
Meanwhile, the child wearing all this luxury is still asking: “Miss C, when is break time?”
The funniest part is watching the children themselves.
Parents are emotional.
Photographers are shouting directions.
Family members are stretching neck to see their tiny graduate.
And the graduate?Just wants juice and small play.
Some of these outfits are so dramatic that you just know they will never see daylight again after that event.
The type of dress you look at and immediately know: “This outfit has fulfilled its destiny today.”
And don’t even get me started on the parents trying to outdo each other.
Because somehow, kindergarten graduation has quietly become:
- fashion competition
- family reunion
- photo shoot
- and soft financial warfare
Still, I can’t even lie.
When the music starts and those tiny children walk in proudly, smiling and waving like mini celebrities; your heart melts small Because beneath all the extra-ness, there’s something sweet about it too.
Parents are celebrating growth.
The child that cried on the first day of school is now confidently singing graduation songs and writing their name.
And maybe that’s why people go overboard.
Not because the child is entering Harvard next week…
But because childhood moves quickly.
And sometimes, parents are simply trying to hold on to the mo​ment before their tiny graduate grows up too fast.

This brought back memories of my Bambinos in Kindergarten...cant believe where all that time went ooooh, they are in the University now...OH MY GOD!!!...most of you here know the Bambino tales, they aremen now ooooh and ordered me to stop writing about them and their papa always monitors me to make sure i dont derail..here...

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NOTORIOUS FOR JESUS

Have you ever had a strangely unsettling experience with a supposed missing item that was never really missing?
That afternoon, my husband and I briefly drifted off in the sitting room but it was suddenly interrupted by our little son crying loudly.
He kept moving toward the door as though he was following someone he had seen.
His behavior immediately made us uneasy and suspicious.
Not long after, we realized that our table phone was missing.
We searched the living room, bedroom, kitchen, and every corner of the house.
The phone was nowhere to be found despite our desperate efforts.
When we tried calling the number, it was switched off completely.
That was when we became convinced that someone had entered the house and stolen it.
Fear and confusion filled our minds for the next few days.
We kept discussing how the thief could have entered unnoticed.
On the third day, something unexpected happened.
My daughter accidentally dropped her pen on the floor while playing.
As she bent down to look for it, she noticed something hidden deep inside the couch.
To our greatest surprise, it was the missing phone.
Apparently, my husband had unknowingly laid on it earlier and pushed it deep into the side of the couch.
The phone had slipped so far inside that it completely disappeared from sight.
My husband and I argued for a while before finally deciding to tear the expensive couch open to retrieve it.
Although it was painful to see the damage, we were relieved and grateful that the missing phone was finally found and we never had a security breach.

Or............ maybe the thief had a change of mind and returned it since the baby saw the act...hehehehehehehehehehehehe ..Abeg lef me hand

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WEIRD FACTS
---- When a pregnant woman exercises, she makes her baby's heart healthier.

--- There's a species of fish named the "slippery dick."

---In 2022, a 17-year-old Dutch boy underwent knee surgery after a soccer injury. When he woke from anesthesia, he could speak and understand only English, his school-learned second language, and could neither speak nor comprehend his native Dutch.
He did not recognize his parents and repeatedly insisted he was in the United States (specifically Utah). Doctors diagnosed the episode as foreign language syndrome (FLS), an extremely rare condition in which a patient temporarily loses access to their native language and switches to another they already know.
The confusion and language switch lasted about 24 hours. He then spontaneously regained the ability to speak and understand Dutch and remembered the entire experience.

----In 1989, a man shopping at a flea market in Adamstown, Pennsylvania, paid $4 for an old painting mainly because he liked the ornate frame.
Back home, he removed the canvas and discovered a folded sheet of paper tucked behind it. The document was a pristine 1776 Dunlap Broadside, one of the first printed copies of the Declaration of Independence.
At the time, it was often described as the 25th known surviving example. Experts at Sotheby’s authenticated it, and on June 13, 1991, the historic find sold at auction for $2.42 million, setting a record for printed Americana

-----In the 1960s and 1970s, the BBC routinely wiped or destroyed many original videotapes of its programs, including early episodes of “Doctor Who,” to reuse materials.
By the early 2000s, fans believed that more than 100 episodes from the 1960s were missing from the BBC archive and might be lost forever.
In October 2013, the BBC announced that 11 film recordings had been discovered in a storeroom at a television relay station in Jos, Nigeria. Nine of those episodes had been missing from the BBC archive for decades.
They included the complete Patrick Troughton story “The Enemy of the World” and five of the six episodes of “The Web of Fear.” The find was one of the largest recoveries of missing “Doctor Who” episodes, allowing the serials to be restored and released


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