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I returned home early yesterday evening and went straight to the kitchen to prepare dinner. Around 10pm, while I was in bed browsing online, I heard a frantic knock at my door. It was my neighbour calling my name.
ReplyDeleteHe explained, in a panic, that his girlfriend had arrived unexpectedly at the gate, yet he already had a lady with him for the night.
He pleaded with me to help and quickly brought the lady to my apartment before going to let his girlfriend in. Our building’s gate is always locked, and visitors can’t enter unless a tenant opens it. The lady stayed in my house for the night and left the next morning. She didn't mind when I offered her something to eat. We gisted for a bit before we slept.
My neighbour and his girlfriend were still indoors when she left. He briefly came over to give her transport money.
That’s how I ended up helping both my neighbour and an unsuspecting lady avoid a messy situation last night.
©️ TEEJAY
I thought it was a hookup babe? You know Wetin dem dey call hookup babe sha, or you just wan use that word? Nne na wa o!!…
DeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi…
Hian!
DeleteMen dey take risk sha.
Thank God it turned out alright.
Just be careful
DeleteAnd this somehow concerns us, because 🤔
DeleteThe night you became an unwilling alibi abi?
DeleteYou allowed a total stranger you know nothing about her health to sleep over..Good one.. I'm a nice guy but can't do such looking at the present situation of this country and hidden health issues of some individual.
If something had gone wrong..You go explain tire
He was like tee jay E ba me shi Gatee okwaya? Continue lying for them.
DeleteOna sleep on top the same bed abi u left the bed for her to sleep for ground because na inside one room sefcon u dey stay. Forget fabu I no u.
DeleteAnon 21:02,
DeleteNo dey upgrade me na, na one room public yard I dey live. Who dash me money for self contain. I never reach that level.
Kelvin it was a hookup my neighbour carried.
©️ TEEJAY
Teejay your mumu go land you in trouble one day,then you will answer questions you know nothing about.
DeleteWhat if it was a set up??
With the recent happenings and news around the world you are yet to be smart.
For your mind you helped your guy,no use your head
Teejay I cannot date your type. Your carelessness fit land me in trouble.
DeleteImagine allowing a total stranger,a female for that matter in your around that time. You always sound like ' onuku'
Make una forgive me e no go happen again. E ma bi nu.
Delete©️ TEEJAY
TeeJay the day a lady will die in your house, you will understand what it means for someone to be completely finished.
DeleteContinue offering such help until you put yourself inside Kiri kiri maximum prison with hard labour.
You think is only waybill that can get someone killed?
Wait until someone dies in your house and a hook up stranger for that matter.
@Anon 21:52,
DeleteWhy you come dey take am personal like this. I tell you say I want date you before? Make you no dey sound as if you're a price to be won. Some of you all forming holy than thou beneath my comment do worse things. You pimp your friends to people. So what's the difference. Abegggy.
Anon 22:44,
So na only stranger dey die for person house? Anyone be it man or woman can die at anytime in anyone's house. Just pray not to be unfortunate and that's all.
©️ TEEJAY
This is how they spread diseases with their community deeks. You have a girlfriend and yet still carried hookup to spend the night. I pity that girlfriend of his.
DeleteLadies, pls insist on condom until you marry. Before marrying him, you both should go for tests including STDs like HIV, HPV, etc.
00.15, so you believe say these diseases cannot still be spread after marriage? 🤔
DeleteYou guys should attacking teejay… e don reach him turn una form investigative and health officers . These are things guys do for themselves. Make una no crucify am . Teejay no mind them jare !!!
DeleteNo be this amebo I been want do today but due to what happened recently I decided to...
ReplyDeleteI've always loved singing. So at age 13 my grandma enrolled me in a choir where her friend was the cantor.
I took it seriously and never liked missing rehearsals.
One day I went to school and it rained heavily. Time don go and I nor want miss rehearsal. So I went straight to choir practice from school, wearing my uniform, a skirt and blouse. Though I branched one corner, took off the blouse and was left in my skirt and multi strapped inner vest. I now use my blouse to do scarf.
As I reach church, na so our cantor grabbed me and dragged me to the front of everybody. She now use me do ezigbo example. She said a lot and ended with "next time you won't dress like a MAD person". Then she escorted me to the exist and pushed me hard on the back of my head which I staggered. I ran home in tears, and never went to choir again. 😂 Because shame = 🥻👜👠
I didn't tell anyone about it even though my family kept asking why I no dey go sing again. I gave them plenty flimsy excuses untill they got tired.
A few months later a rumor spread that our cantor had gone mad, running around in dirty clothes picking up rubbish.
People of God, I'm not capping at all. 🤥
It was a very serious case. Her husband later sold their house and they moved to another area.
As a teen, I couldn't make sense of it, but ehn, I can never forget this matter.
⏰🪰🕰️🪰⏰✈️
During the COVID-19 lockdown, a tech friend sent me a link to win cash, which the registration required an MTN line but I use Airtel. So I reached out to my other friend who used MTN. She and her family traveled to the village then. I gave her the full scoop, and told her the only thing she needed to do was send me the code that would be sent to her MTN number. Na so Mama begin vex o. Talking about scams, that she doesn't want anybody to use style and tiff money from her I can'T balance. That her SIM card is tied to all her documents, and tech people are Hush🐕ying the most lately. She now ended it with "SIM is just 100 naira go buy your own", then hung up.
Only God knows the amount of love I've shown this girl.
When her business WhatsApp account was hack3d, it was my second Airtel SIM number she used to create another. Ever since I started using phone, MTN SIMs have always been the most expensive. Plus even if I wanted to buy one, shebi shops were not open.
I called again but she didn't pick up na so I burst cry, on top another person sim card. 😂 I cried to bed that night.
Laslas a total stranger helped me with their MTN line and I successfully did the registration. 💰
Some weeks later I received a call from this my friend's elder sister, that thieves invaded their house in the village and of all the phones that were on the table, it was my friend's new phone they made away with. Ah 🤦🏻♀️.
It's been years but she hasn't been able to retrieve that particular sim card because she bought it as an already registered SIM, with a different NIN.
We're cool now. She playfully uses the W🧹 word on me sometimes
Not just these two incidents, so many other similar incidents.
The one that happened recently offed me completely, and I'm not happy about this whole thing.
Ever since I noticed this, I try as much as possible to be cool with everyone, even when people hurt me, I still make peace with them. I try really hard to hold back my tears no matter how hurt I am.
Is it that I am a bad luck person?
I've been praying to God since to roll this stone away because it's not funny 😩
No you are not.
DeleteYou can't.ne. Bad luck. Rather a pure soul. What I learnt from this story is to always leave vengeance to God.
On your part,, always say you have forgiven the person
(Because as long as you're on earth,offence must come.)
Always forgive the people immediately pleas
You're not an ordinary human
DeleteWhy not you type and send it in parts for it to be easy to read.
DeleteI don't know how many people will read this epistle
Avoid using people's phones and SIM cards. This has caused regret for many people.
DeleteYou are not. Your spirit just gets angry when someone does any hurt to you. Always forgive those that hurt you and let them know you have forgiven them.
DeletePlease remember what Tinubu, APC members and all bad politicians have done to you and other Nigerians and cry.
DeletePlease I beg you, we Nigerians want you to cry on our behalf. We want a better Nigeria with good and honest leaders
Wow 😲
Delete22:54 🤣🤣🤣😭😭 like WTF🤣🤣🤣
DeleteNne, you are a blind witch. Google it.
DeleteWhen you feel bad about anything, the demons assigned to you (spirit guides) go and torment the person who made you feel that way.
The reason you are not seeing these spirits is because you do not know. They have probably been assigned to you by an ancestor or you were initiated when you were a child. One day you would sleep and see yourself in the meeting with them (if not happening already).
When you befriend a prayerful person, you would be upaset because all the things you cry about would not happen to them. They may not be perfect, but because they are surrounded by fire, your spirit guides would not penetrate them.
I used to have a friend like you. If she suffers any embarassment infront of you, give it time. The very same thing would happen to you. You do not have to cause her pain, but once she feels upset about you, things would start happening to you. I later learned that she used to pray to her late mother, who she was very close to. I cut her off completely and prayed very hard.
You cannot hide forever as people soon notice the pattern. You may also struggle to keep long term friendships. Even marriage would be hard because person must offend you at some point.
Nothing for me this evening. I've been home after gym. AEDC be doing the most! Heat Wan kpai me o
ReplyDeleteMake God give you plenty money so that you can install solar.
DeletePele dear...not just your disco o, ours here are misbehaving.
DeleteGood pm, peeps. What's the 411 wherever you are at? I just watched a movie titled hidden fixation that I downloaded from 9jarocks and it was bleh..What was that? The low priest be doing it for me and I am currently in episode 115 with 15 episodes left for the season 1 to end.
ReplyDeleteDelicious rice and beans has been downed already whilst I am ready to go get my pineapple that I bought.
Get litty lit, groovy groovy and jumpy jumpy today cause it's allowed!
Game Night Friyay To The Rescue- Riddle
ReplyDeleteWhat belongs to you but people make use of it more??
Time . Also Money
DeletePeople kwa making use of what belongs to you. That should be for public use nah
DeleteName.
DeleteYour name...
DeleteYour name
DeleteYour money 💰
Your hot spot etc 😄
We drove home from Uk back to Zurich today! 12 hours drive to and fro and God knows, I never knew long car journeys can be this nice!
ReplyDeleteWe will probably drive to most places around Europe now (ok, we’ve been doing that for a while now).
I think it’s a lot easier because my kids travel so well! Like, they don’t complain about tiredness or anything like that!
As long as you have their food, toys and tablets, they are good to go!
Anyways sha, home sweet home! I have missed my bed and the things we do on it 😉
It's 15 hours being that the speed limit will consider their well-being.
DeleteBtw, admit you are short of money which made your family do the long trip.
In Lagos Nigeria,no average family puts kids in the car for 14 hours to Uyo in Akwa Ibom State, imagine how tired and frustrated they'll get by the time you guys arrive.
The reason you enjoy long trips is cos of the Good roads, if you travel from Makurdi to kogi and experience Naka road the body that will pain you for days is unimaginable, an 8 hours journey
DeleteThank God for safe trip
Well maybe because it's abroad...me I hat..e road journeys.
DeleteIf it's more than 2 to 4 hours, count me out.
Especially on a bad roads that the car will be "bouncing you up and down, don't and back and h.tting you against the sides of thecar😂 😂 😂 😂
Then I will now do 12 hours on the road?
I'm not sure I will want to do that in Any part of the world willingly even with good roads.
Good thing is, your kids love it. So it makes it worth it for you all
One of the reasons I love Europe is road tripping.
DeleteI love road trips a lot lol , the last couple of weeks has been so eventful, trying to get my groove back.
Eka joy kukuma talk say una no get money for flight. Imagine children sitting for that long hour and you said that they were not complaining.
DeleteAnon, I just dey laugh u, the werey said we are short of money and no, it’s a 12 hour journey, excluding flights (including the time you’d spend on the ferry).
DeleteWe are talking about road trip on good roads, this Efulefu is comparing it with travelling from Lagos to Akwa Ibom but I don’t blame you sha, that’s all you know!
This nicompoop thinks my husband is an average earner in Switzerland! Pls respect yourself and put some respect to his status abeg! (Stella, you don stop testimony post, e get two wey I pend since). Please don’t get me upset this night! Werey thinks we can’t afford to fly to the Uk if we want! You will tell me the difference in price that u will think it’s cos we can’t afford it! Abi asinu leleyi!
Emporium, I used to hate road journey oh until we travelled from Zurich to Paris (to Disneyland), our first long road trip (about 8 hours and it was so smooth and sweet).
Dimplez, no arguments for me oh, u are right! No one loves to travel long distance on bad road! But when u have good car and good road, it’s really not bad! No wonder oyibos dey do am all the time.
Eka joy,I pray you get money to enjoy comfort. Imagine sitting in a car for 12 hours and you said that you like it.
DeleteTry using flight next time,then compare it with travelling by road to know the one you will enjoy better .
Welcome back home Mummy Vany 😍 Your kids will love travelling like you & hubby 😄
DeleteI'd rather do a train ride than road. I don't like travelling by road at all 🚙
The two anons attacking eka i pity you guys .
DeleteI love road trips abroad matter of fact we enjoy it and we can afford whatever we can , its not always about money FYI.
I don’t know how much is flight from here to Uk that this miserable anon thinks we can’t afford. We wey dey go Naija steady oh!
DeleteYou think local so u will think it’s strange for kids to take road trips when most people abroad do it! I understand you can’t relate sha!
Common sense didnt tell you, we have stops so we can stretch leg, eat and play before we continue the journey but u be olodo na! Nigeria can’t afford you such luxury so it’s quite difficult for u to comprehend.
Flight that will not cost us more than 1k francs is what this one is crying about! How much do you think we spend on fuel, to and fro before you will now include all the tow fees!
Why I dey ask u that kain question sef when even bicycle, e sure me say u no get!
S for syndicate!
Jeweluchi, abi na! These local mucheches definitely can’t relate! Imagine crying since over something that is very common here!
DeleteAdunni, thank u jare!
Eka how can you be arguing with someone who does not know what a road trip is? this is too funny.....I am the queen of road trips oooooooo....The views, the stopping to eat, the gisting and the sleeping on the way....in fact it is a waste of money to use flights in Europe....kids love road trips too and back then road trips afforded me an opportunity to relax well..
Deletei also love to use he ICE trains in Germany..OH MY GOD...luxury and speed together...i always use first class and access the restaurant on board...Anytime i use ICE, i work well with the internet but it makes me soooooooo dizzy and my head spins for weeks .
Road trip can never work in Naija
QUEEN OF ROAD TRIPS!!!
Exhausted 🥱🥱🥱
ReplyDeletePele dear 🤗
DeleteI can't wait to finish the beading work I collected. My legs always get swollen with cramps . I had to dump it and lay down for an hour before I closed for the day
ReplyDeleteAnother of my customer came to buy fabrics and she was asking me price to bead for her. I charged her but she didn't bargain because it's lesser than what market people will collect.
To make legitimate money no easy .
BV Official prestige.
It's well sis. I can relate .
DeleteBetter years are here. Keep the faith
You don't have anybody assisting you?? Is it hand beading??
DeleteWeldone dear, you're doing well 🤗
DeleteBetween this beading and hair ventilating I nor even know the one when dey stressful pass 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
DeleteI bead and stone my blouses and gowns, you will sit down for long eh,
DeleteE no easy, nothing good comes easy
I took a bus to town recently . The bus driver stopped half way to pick a passenger and while the passenger was getting in, a mother duck and her ducklings came near to the road. The bus driver and the new passenger started shouting that the ducks shouldn't enter the road, because it is a taboo for a driver to kill ducks, and if anyone mistakenly kills one, that the person must drop money on the dead duck. They also said, ducks must be allowed to cross the road before any car can move, even if it's a president, that you must not try to stop or hurry they while crossing.
ReplyDeleteWhere Una dey see duck ooo. Been over 20 years I saw one.
DeleteYes, I have heard that too. Naija &: their cultures sha 😄
DeleteSame with sheep, you'll drop coins on them.
Just in
ReplyDeleteGood night blog visitors 🥰🥰
Busy day today 🚶
Please what can I use to kill scorpions. They are too much in my house. In a day we can kill up to 4
ReplyDeleteThis is scary
DeletePls look for small money and call fumigation person.
DeleteThey will fumigate the surroundings too so that new ones will not come in
move out of that dangerous place
DeleteSDK it's our house, moving out is out of the options.
DeletePoverty mentality. All you bashing Eka. Please go and Google what a road trip is. Eka abeg enjoy. You dont even need to respond to these very sick poor individuals dying to leave Nigeria. I drove from Vancouver to edmonton to Calgary back to Vancouver. You guys should Google and see the scenery on the road and why people even babies make the trip
ReplyDeleteAnon leave the bitter black bats.
DeleteNigeria is not safe to do road trips anymore even if you want to manage the bad roads. Kidnappers, terrorists and ritualists are showing us shege here. Road trips used to be very sweet for me here in the 90s and early 2000s when I was single and working in one international agency. We used to travel by road from Lagos to Kano, Lagos to Calabar, etc after collecting flight money, just so we could see the beautiful Greenlands and villages along the road. We also stopped at different locations to eat their local foods and do some shopping.
They won't understand what is road trip cos they have never left their caves.