In this post we read,do amebo and Judge gently ......Wetin dey happen?
Friday, May 15, 2026
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That day, son of woman took me to meet his mama.
ReplyDeleteWhen we arrived, his mama was struggling to pull out a tiny piece of meat that had been stuck between her teeth for God knows how long.
She eventually got it out successfully and even though I didn't want to look, she kept tapping me telling me to see how the tiny meat had swollen and changed color due to how longgg it had been inside there, which I reluctantly glanced at itπ, chai! π€« π↔️
She thanked God and also thanked me saying my arrival had brought her luck and relief because that stubborn meat don teyyy for her teeth. But today, because I'm here, the yeye meat don finally fall out. So praise God
Small time, she said she was going to the kitchen and asked me to follow her, so I followed.
She gave me fresh peppers, a few fresh tomatoes mixed with some rotten ones, and plenty of rotten onions to grind. Then she returned to the sitting room to relax with her son.
Mumu me was thinking pe she was only testing my wife material-ness, so I removed all the baje ones and threw them into the bush behind the kitchen window.
I now ground only the fresh ones.
When she came back to kitchen and saw the small quantity, she asked how manage
I proudly told her that I separated the sheep from the goats
Mama became very angry, asking that don't I know it's those baje ones gangan that thicken soup, no matter how much water one adds. Abi didn't my mama teach me this?
I quickly said sorry ma.
She asked where I threw them and I said I flung them into the bush.
Chai! I can never forget the redness on her face. π€£
Her son heard her raised voice and came into the kitchen. She explained it all to him
Next thing he asked was if I was trying to imply that his mum was a dirty "" PIG"" or what?
Jeezzz! Na so una dey do for here? ππ»♀️π¨
People of God, na so I take lose potential husband o.
Onto the next π€Έπ»♀️π€Έπ»♀️π€Έπ»♀️
They couldn’t even behave for a stranger hmmm God saved you
DeleteE good as u lose that one! Imagine telling a visitor to blend tomatoes! Na u suppose don dey plan to lose them sef
DeleteGod really saved me, Fan
DeleteLol. Yes o, Eka
Wetin be dis π―
DeleteBoth mother and son nor try at all.. Omo good riddance mehn!
Potential husband indeed! I can't even imagine how I would have felt if I was the one she was showing teeth to. Hian..
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DeleteNa wa o. Your potential inlaws wey de chop rotten tomato and onions. My dear i think they wanted to chase you cause it makes no sense or they are in serious povertg and God saved you!
DeleteFor the past 5 months I have been financially "celibate". No asking women out, no gifting female non relatives. Guess how much broke man like me has saved? A paltry 13 million Naira. I have decided that at the end of the year I'm going to buy full solar system for my mom. That woman can pray for me!
DeleteMaybe I no go marry sef. No woman can marry a broke man like me. And I come even be short man.
Thank God you picked race π
DeleteThank God you picked race π
DeleteWhat an experience.
DeleteChaiiii
DeleteSee nonsense
Mtshew
Potential husband ke, Abeg na deliverance God do for you
DeleteCongratulations to Micheal Carrick and all Manchester United fans all-over the World.
ReplyDeleteY'all meet Manchester United New Head Coach.
I they very happy right now.
TGIFπ€Έ
It's Friday Baiby. Cheers to the Weekend with a Bottle of Waterππππ.
ReplyDeleteHello Everyone
Cheers to you lovely Marieπ₯° don't worry with time whiskey go still follow
DeleteEnjoy your water for now
Water is life π§¬
Chai @water! E no easy o
DeleteCheers.
Marie,
DeleteI wish I had the discipline to stop drinking soda/mineral. Honestly, I think I need a doctor to scare some sense into me. No matter how hard I try to quit, I always end up going back to it.
©️ TEEJAY
Hahaha πππ
DeleteE nor easy.. but u can try bro..
Delete@Glory,Yooo Water is Bae with no Consequences,I and Whiskey Never Again.
DeleteOremi Lora ,wo mi KΔ.Omi lasun lasun Sha.
@Sie Teejay,I understand You Bro,But For Your own Good ,Reduce the Soft drinks cos if it Gets to Doctor Warning You,it Means " water don pass Garriπππ.
Sweet Blogbrity ππππ .
Na me talk am,Tell him
Stella please do a post where people can either use their id or comment anonymously about the struggles and their where is God moment . It will help us all no vex for this request abeg .
ReplyDeleteCAMPUS FLEX STRAIGHT OUT FROM MY ARCHIVES OF ABOUT 4-5 YEARS AGO (CONTINUATION)
ReplyDeleteI most definitely moved from one place to another in and around the school campus and found out very enticing plus interesting things about the place such as the two ever buzzing and noise-making hostels called Ochaja and Dangana hostels. In the aforementioned hostels, guys do practically odd, funny and nasty things. Dangana hostel was specifically notorious because unbearable and uncontrollable loud shouts were the order of the day there. Migraines inducing, I must say!
It was really confusing and honestly daunting for me at some point but I convincingly got acclimatized to their kind of buck wild, unthinkably odd and despicable behaviors which I initially took for some form of insanity/nuisance within the school campus but hey, I actually did met quite a number of students in which introductions followed afterwards. The introduction(s) were mutual ones as they obliged and did the same too.
It was pretty fun because initially I thought it was going to be one hell of a boring but fortunately for me, I was proved totally wrong by the seemingly amiable and boisterous people in the school campus. The environment itself turned out to be the singular plus interesting part of the whole experience as music was being continuously jammed and students relentlessly gallivanting from one place to another.
Some students were glaringly very good at trekking whilst others were always found on top of bikes that probably made moving from one place to another easier and stress-free for them because I personally heard a group of students complaining about how they got seriously stressed out as a result of trekking on a daily basis due to financial constraint. School life isn't for the faint hearted, trust me!
TO BE CONTINUED...
One hell of a boring place**
DeleteGame Night Friyay To The Rescue- Scrabble
ReplyDeleteRearrange --S i o a c t n u e
Which word have you been able to form?
I just want peace of mind no drama for my life
ReplyDeleteIf you like talk say na unseriousness
Me i no send youπ₯°
Anywhere you see me call me baby✌️
I'm always a happy soul and i can't help it at this time
cheersπ₯
By chicken suya way by one one legπ π€£π€£π€£
My question is, where was IVD when the EFCC took Blessing CEO to court today? I thought he was her man? Shebi dem talk say she pulled her scam because dem wan relocate?
ReplyDeleteShe hasn't posted pictures of both of them together for a while now. Na so fast her breakfast come?
Where can i hang out n meet quality men in dis port harcourt
ReplyDeleteMy Favorite post….i miss being here
ReplyDeleteAbout two years back, my neighbor and I were having a conversation about the insecurity in the nation and how no one is safe, she open mouth talk say, she go make sure say her sons join cult when them grow small so that them go secure themselves. HAAAA, I was dumbfounded for a whole minute, I just said WOW and smiled. But till this day I have not gotten over that day.
ReplyDeleteThat means that your neighbor is dumber than the dumbest, she should join Naija confr* on telegram and see how the cultists kpaid each other like butcher each other like cow, rubbish.
DeleteMy daughter turned 9years 3 days ago, her dad has not called or talked to them (she and her sister) In 4 years now, I use to call and beg him to talk to them because it is the right thing to do even if he doesn't contribute financially to their welfare in any way, he would drag and drag and then finally call, he will then tell them lies about coming to see them, even asking them what he should bring for them when he comes, they will start to count down In Excitement and he will never come. So I stopped calling him about calling them and for 7 years he has not showed up and for 4 years now he has not spoken to them. So for this birthday I decided to leave him a message asking him to please call his daughter as today was her birthday. He simply sent " HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HER" and that was it. π. This life sha
ReplyDeleteThis is so sad.
DeleteKindly ignore him abeg.
DeleteLet your siblings call them
Na small thing dey vex meπ
Then tomorrow, they will be telling you one thing one thing over the deadbeat!
DeleteReally sorry you are going through this. Mine is similar..my daughter is also 9 yrs. Her father and I separated since her birth and he doesnt call too. The difference here is he provides for her financially, school fees,HMO..upkeep everything is provided.But he is not physically or emotionally present.He shows up once a year on her birthday and that's all.
DeleteYou better tell them that you heard their father is dead. Move on snd quickly find a father figure for them that wont abuse them sexually. So that their mental health will be protected. If you have a responsible father, let him step in as their father figure.
DeleteStop forcing it. Stop calling him. Blank and erase him from all memory and move forward. Don’t look back!
DeleteFather figure I'd not a must . A male mentor will do. That's how people put themselves into unnecessary pressure.
DeleteToday work really got to me. I have to say, making this money isn’t easy.
ReplyDeleteThank God I got home to the comfort of my kitchen and bed. When there’s something good in the fridge, you can’t help but smile on the way home.
©️ TEEJAY
I don’t know why this comment is cracking me upπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
DeleteAngel’s x-wife Tumi’s x-tape with her x-girlfriend don leak o
ReplyDeleteI love the cold weather
ReplyDeleteI visited my friend for one east african country na im she carry me go one music show with her friends. Na so them use crane take lower the music artiste put for stage. Na so the crane controller use speed lower am .....omo na so eye turn the music artist so tey e vomit ontop stage. π π€£ π i laff nearly piss for body
ReplyDeleteSee what all the theatrics caused. Dude has motion sickness and should just walk to the stage in the future.
DeleteConfessions from a closed mouth:
ReplyDelete1. I quietly got baptized about a month ago and nobody in the family knows.
2. Graduating in about a month and nobody knows yet, will tell them a few days before.
3. Did some investments that are really moving, I told no one.
3. Planning to move across continents and keeping it silent…shhhhhh