I have Monkey tales to gist you guys today…
Some Monkey tried to ''toast'' me but could not get access……..
You all know I'm presently in Kenya working and enjoying myself at the same time...Make una no blame oh..lol
I arrived at the Taita Hills Safari Resort and Spa three days ago, and I'm beginning to suspect that the animals here have heard that I like content because I cannot even enjoy my stay in peace without some monkeys deciding to make themselves part of my morning routine...These Monkeys paid me a visit!
On Sunday morning, I was trying to make a video for my social media when these monkeys decided that my balcony was their personal playground. Every time I tried to record, they would appear and they did this again and again. Some would climb to the top of the balcony, and before I knew what was happening, I had abandoned my video to start talking to the monkeys.
I didnt care whether they understood English or not as i kept shouting “Go back! Go back!”
One of them actually tried to open my sliding door with its tiny hands! Omo! At that point, I began to wonder whether I was the visitor or they were the ones hosting me.
what kind of familiarity is this? Who gave them permission to approach my balcony like they had a delivery for me?
Of course, I had to record the whole drama. A nearly 50-second video of me trying to chase away monkeys that clearly had no intention of leaving me alone. See me see wahala!
Monkeys were bullying me oh, or is it their way of toasting?
Honestly, I came to Kenya for work, sightseeing and a little relaxation. Nobody told me that I would also be managing "wildlife relations"!
At this rate, I need to start asking my hosts what is included in the hospitality package. Wi-Fi? Breakfast? Swimming pool? And monkeys that may attempt to gain access to your room?
My people, I no dey find content again because, at this point, my life sef na content. Even the monkeys have joined the production team!
Who sent them, abeg?
IT'S RON
xoxoxo
Enjoy ursef dear. Monkeys are very cool and friendly.
ReplyDeleteHow I wish I can train one but wify detest it so much
Ehn Pinky, did you say cool and friendly? E be like sey u neva encounter these wild monkeys! They aren't friendly at all. Infact it is only women they bully this much cos they know we're afraid of them.
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ReplyDelete@ RON dear... It's a full package. Enjoy every moment but most importantly be safe ππ
Thanks Sis, I'm staying safe. I'm coming back with the gist of the nature walk we had some days ago!
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ReplyDeleteYou don buy Market by fire by force. Monkeys are jolly good fellas . You nor get banana to share them ? Ron don make new friends abeg enjoy ya companies π€£π€£
Every resort, lounge or facility in the forest or park always has a bold sign that says, "Do not Feed The Monkeys". E get why! π I am NOT ready to find out the effect of breaking that rule.
DeleteThe monkeys came to welcome you.
ReplyDeleteStay Safe Ron.
You Gerrit!!! π
DeleteMe sef enjoy the welcome party. At least,they gave me content. π
You came for sightseeing but the sightseeing came to you. Lol π. Enjoy your stay over there
ReplyDeleteAs in ehn! You can say that again.
DeleteYou just reminded me on a lodge we stayed in the forest where the animals come to visit us, literally.
E be like sey na tomorrow gist go be dis one. π
Hahahaha π€£π€£π€£. I love your write up. You're good with words.
ReplyDeleteThose monkeys came to pay you a visit , please be nice and include them in your video shot.
I have included them o. Na dem be main actor and supporting actor. Na director and producer role I dey play. π
DeleteThanks for your kind words. ☺️
No be only you sabi do content, monkey sef won join the trend π€£
ReplyDeleteEnjoy yourself babes π₯°
As I posted their video, my followership increased. π€£π€£ Dey don turn influencers π
DeleteLmao π Monkey are very social & intelligent ππ You may take the whole day cruising with them & not do any work, pele dear π€
ReplyDeleteI will send in gist of how I encountered them@ Lekki Conservative centre π
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DeleteThose ones at LCC are like the Nigerian economy. They bully you and destroy your phone if you aren't careful.
DeleteThe monkeys them will be like we self we like to do content with you weather you like it or not we must show our faces in your videos. ..Jambo Ron..
ReplyDeletePoa sana. Wewe je?
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ReplyDeleteI Dnt Like Monkeys ooooo
My Former Area A Guy Has Monkey ,Me.Eating Banana No So Money Jump Collect My Banana ππLolz ...
Hello Iya Boys
Those animals act like bananas are ONLY means for them. π
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DeleteMinister of enjoyment, enjoy to the fullest babe
ReplyDeleteAnytime I see this line, I dey always play the song in my head πMinister of Enjoynent
Delete*enjoyment*
DeleteEnjoy ur stay
ReplyDeleteThanks Mystic π
DeleteThe monkeys have seen fine girlπ. They are in love with youπ
ReplyDeleteAs long as the monkey ls are not harmful,l think is fun.Enjoy.
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