.jpeg)
If you remember any,please add it in the comment section...lets try the celebs...
(1). "People exaggerate Corruption in Nigeria. It is not even our first or second problem, maybe the third"- President Jonathan (2014)
(2). "You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch Reporter
(3). "How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of Oyo State Government. The Govt I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)
(4). "We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009)
(5). “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan (2010)
(6). "If I don't contest, Nigerians will feel wan kine" - President Goodluck Jonathan to Christiana Amanpour on CNN
(7). "God is a Democrat, does not support rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves of it.” - Gov. Jonah Jang
(8). "President Yar'Adua can rule from anywhere in the World"- AGF Michael Aandoaka SAN, AGF to Yar'Adua
(9). "Most of what Nigerians call corruption is not corruption. It is mere stealing" - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014)
(10). “I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?” -Dame Patience Jonathan (2012)
(11). "Na only you waka come? Diaris God o!" - Dame Patience Jonathan (2014)
(12). “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attacks are everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ
(13). "Those that died at the Immigration stampede died as a result of impatience"- Min of Interior, Abba Moro. (2014)
(14). "Boko Haram has restricted my movements within Nigeria. Why are you asking me to go Chibok? Will that #BringBackOurGirls? - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014)
(15). "No girls were abducted from Chibok. It is a hoax to make President Jonathan look bad." - Unofficial Presidential Spokesman, Asari 'Obese Thug' Dokubo (2014).
(16). "I did not say Boko Haram was in my cabinet. What I said was they were everywhere in my government." - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014).
oushe,face ya wok ooo(2014) frustrated housewife.
ReplyDeleteA fool at 70 is a fool forever : obasanjo 2012
DeleteReally? Our president said all of the above. I try not to involve myself in Nigeria politics but if he did, I truly weep for Nigeria. It's not funny
DeleteI dnt believe dt NO 6 though hahahahahahaha
DeleteNum 6 got me rolling on d floor
DeleteMy husband and Sambo is a good people - Dame Patience Jonathan
DeleteMasturbation is not a sin - Pastor Chris Oyahkilome.
DeleteClimaxing during sex is divine encounter with God- FFK
I did not lead the protest sir. I am just observing as a foreign journalist. - Kemi Omololu Olunloyo.
I have been vindicated - Dino Melaye
My husband is not dead.- Joy Ajanaku
My father is a liar - Iyabo Obasanjo
I have poopoo 23 times I did not carry drugs - baba Suwe
Help! They have seized my passport. - Oby Ezekwesi
I will not rule beyond 2015- President GEJ
Oby did not respond to my greeting - Doyin Okupe
Gov Amechi give me my money - Duncan Mighty
I don't sell sex toys, I only opened a store where u can purchase dildos - Bisi Ibidapo
Blood is NOT thicker than water. - Peter P2
I wish u soonest recover - Sir Shina Peters
I enjoyed making love to her for 3 days. I didn't rape her - Obesere
I did not sleep with 2 sisters - Desmond Elliot.
I am not bleaching - Foluke Daramola
The President was once a child and the Senators were once a children - Dame Patience Jonathan
DeleteMy fellow widows - Dame Patience Jonathan
DeleteA good mother takes care of his children - Dame Patience Jonathan
DeleteThe people sitting before you were once a children - Dame Patience Jonathan
DeleteThe bombers who born them? Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children, now a adult, now they are bombing women and children, making some children a widow - Dame Patience Jonathan
DeleteMy heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another - Dame Patience Jonathan
DeleteWe should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their Nationality - Dame Patience Jonathan
DeleteThank God the doctors and nurses are responding to treatment - Dame Patience Jonathan
DeleteOjukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on - Dame Patience Jonathan
DeleteOn behalf of 2million, I donate my family - Dame Patience Jonathan
DeleteWhy will boko haram bombast churches on Christmas day, they don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person, in fact I'm a sadder woman right now and Mr. President is more saddest - Dame Patience Jonathan
Delete@chie mma, hahaha.LMAO. Our first lady's english is epic!
Delete@Dee, lol.....abeg I no fit shout!!
DeleteI donate my family on behalf of two million- Patience Jonathan (2012)
ReplyDeleteLol sacrifice and ritual tinz
DeleteOjukwu is dead but his Manhood liveth!...Dame Patience!
DeleteMan proposes,God dissappears.pastor joy 2014
DeleteI cannot say one thing and my oga at the top will say it's another thing...NSCDC boss 2013
DeleteGo and dieeee...Gov Adams Oshiomole
DeleteI was very intimate with Bianca Ojukwu- FFK.
DeleteLol
Delete"America will knw"... President Jonathan Goodluck. (2014)
ReplyDeleteWOW! WOW!! WOW!!!
DeleteSDK, every month till December, I will pay for 2 blog visitor's BIS @1,500 each,
ETISALAT
***
GLO
****
AIRTEL
****
MTN
****
GBAM! GBAM!! GBAM!!!
JAGBAJANTIS - Recharge Card Free Giver (July 2014)
My fellow widows...Patience Jonathan (2012)
ReplyDeleteMan opposes and God dissappears.
ReplyDelete2014- Mrs Ajanuku
So funny Bruno!
DeleteHahaha. Chimooooo
DeleteU broke my ribs with this...chei...hahhaahhahhahaha
DeleteTWELVE THIRSTY MEN WITH EYE ON TWO HUGE THINGS: UNLIMITED MONEY AND UNLIMITED POWER
ReplyDeleteThe 12 plutocrats and oligarchs ("Governors") below, who are on the PDP platform, have one ambition right now. Their ambition is to vacate Government House as State Governors and become SENATORS and continue on the gravy train:
Godswill Akpabio
Akwa Ibom.
Emmanuel Uduaghan
Delta State.
Theodore Orji
Abia State.
Gabriel Suswam
Benue State.
Mua’zu Babangida Aliyu
Niger State.
Mallam Isa Yuguda
Bauchi State.
Liyel Imoke
Cross Rivers State.
Sullivan Chime
Enugu State.
Martin Elechi
Ebonyi State.
Jonah Jang
Plateau State.
Ibrahim Shema
Katsina State.
Saidu Dakingari
Kebbi State.
The current Senate has 10 former Governors in its fold, including:
Senator Bukola Saraki
Kwara State.
George Akume
Benue State.
Kabiru Gaya
Kano State.
Shaba Lafiagi
Kwara State.
Abdullahi Adamu
Nasarawa State.
Joshua Dariye
Plateau State.
Chris Ngige
Anambra State.
Bukar Abba Ibrahim
Yobe State.
Ahmad Rufai Sani Yerima
Zamfara State.
WHY are they all scrambling to the Senate? WHY are they all hugging and monopolising power? WHY do they all want to be Senators? WHY??? If some of them were inept and incompetent as State Governors, why the heck should they be allowed to go to Senate and be part of the process to a better Nigeria when they could not be part of the process to better the lives of everyday people in their own States???
Mscheeeew!
Mscheeeew!!
Mscheeeew!!!
####
Written by: Stella
Edited & Optimised by: Kemikal
Well said
DeleteIt is indeed very sad, they still want to eat from the national cake. Sick people that don't even have the capability to rule or the relevant leadership skills needed.
DeleteEbonyi state's Governor should fear God oh!
DeleteOjukuw might ve died but his manhood lives on. Patience Jona
ReplyDeleteNa lie jo. She true true talk am?
DeleteBoooohahahahhahahahhaha...'Manhood'? As in that....
DeleteYes oh, who ever knew the wife of the president was checking out Ojukwu's manhood!
DeleteHahaaaaaa. ..Haba Ethan!did she really say this?..lolz
DeleteYes she did. She was consoling Ojukwu,s wife with dose words.
DeleteAbeg make una leave us oooo lmfao
DeleteStella u have started.
ReplyDeletehahaha haha.
Can't stop laughing.
Happyisi
I will win and win with wide margin- ikedi ohakim on channels TV a few hours before he lost to Rochas in Imo State
Deleteabeg I can't believe Uncle Jo said dat No.6 to Amanpour on CNN jor!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo only you waka come
ReplyDeleteThat no 6 Na die. Stella oooooo. LMAO
DeleteStella looking 4 trouble
ReplyDeleteThis is an assassination attempt on my life... i came out and saw dead bodies everywhere but my security details sustained minor injuries - Buhari, July 2014
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahahah correct
DeleteLolz num 6 got me rolling on the floor...gej always sound stwepid#okbye
ReplyDeleteNo 5,6,9,10 n 11 is epic. Lmao.
ReplyDeleteEnglish language na our president and him wife biggest challenge....as a matter of fact,I think they should enrol in of these evening classes.....2face should attend too.
ReplyDeleteFirst time i'm commenting..been laughing crazily in the office..this is frigging hilarious and crazy...if these people can say dis(we know they did),which way Nigeria?
ReplyDeleteNo way o. No way forward
DeleteHmm, dis is gonna be a nightmare 4 mummy Peshy, lemme grab 1 of Stella's seats nd wait 4 comments 2 roll in.....
ReplyDelete"Na who built that gadder"- gov.Raji rasaki
ReplyDeleteI thought it was General Adisa that said it. When he was Works Minister.
DeleteI remember this "gadder" ! And the calibre of Nigerias leaders has only deteriorated. I weep clean my eyes and PMSL at Nigerians will feel wan kine. Chai!!!
Delete"Who BUILD this GADDER.. full of SAND SAND"
DeleteStella I don laugh tire: In the next coming election FDF is going to take several seats. Gov Rotimi Amaech. FDFFF,,, FAWAR
ReplyDeleteReporter: Sir, the budget allocated for feeding in Aso rock is high
ReplyDeletePresido: And look o, I don't really eat so much o (Like seriously)
Anywia u see umblerra, you put ya hand..Presidency=Umblerra, Governorship: Umlerra, House of reps: Umblerra
Ojukwu was a great man, he will be remembered for his great manhood!
My fellow widows
We all the great woman who said all of the above!
Labaran Maku's own is 2011, I was doing my masters then so I remember vividly. You can correct it. Moreover it was after Dora resigned to contest in Anambra state against Ngige that Labaran Maku was promoted to information minister. They organised the Goodluck and Facebook friends charade after then. It was in that event that Labaran Maku made the statement as a part of his speech.
ReplyDeletePls can any wonderful Bv tell me who sang this song? "Aja Kumo Kumo eee, aja Kumo kumo ooo....... Pls kindly tell me where I can get d lyrics and d mp3 download of the song. Thanks dear fam.
ReplyDeleteRas Kimono: Under Pressure!
DeleteHis name is Chris Morgan.
DeleteSorry, it's Ras Kimono
DeleteAnother bomb blast in kano this afternoon, it was kept inside a refrigiretaor. Guys be careful were ever you are cos this evil things can disguise anyhow so shine your eyes. Rip to the victims.
ReplyDeleteRefrigerator ? Hw pls?
DeleteBwhahahahahahaha
ReplyDelete"America Will know" Goodluck Jona 2014
ReplyDeleteOby Ezekwesili saw me at the airport and bone me (paraphrased) Doyin Okupe (2014)
Palomino na lie she didn't say dat...diaris God ooo
DeleteTelevise us alive looooooool!! Abeg Stellzz Left me oo!
ReplyDeleteThe website we wil use wil be made official by My oga at the top.kikikiki
ReplyDeleteNow that is funny one. Heheheee!!!!
DeleteAll quotes from political leaders/politicians...Smh @ the unintelligent statements.
ReplyDeleteIt's sad..so sad.How a country filled with smart,intelligent people managed to elect/select such ignorant,blank and ridiculous mediocres to rule is beyond me.
Olorun Shaanu wa.
They were not selected. They rigged their way there
DeletePeople might not agree with my statement but with no pun intended I think the Military need to come back. I doubt if democracy is meant for Nigeria. Too many people losing their lives to boko haram and looking at it, it doesn't look like this government have a solution to stop this nonsense . The government has lost control governing and I believe the power should be taking away. From the President. The Chibok girls has gone for over 3 months amd the man is still talking nonsense. No disrespect to Mr President but I feel is time that someone with authority takes over and stop this bloodshed of innocent poor people. Nigeria needs a strong government and not a weak one like all this money/power hungry people. All these people that governs Nigeria presently needs to be locked up. Please people don't get me wrong as I love democracy but it doesn't seems to be working in Nigeria. A government that was elected by the people for his people that cannot protect them from this crazy senseless death needs to be removed. None of these people in power have no interest of the people that elected
Deletein their hearts.Being in power Is all about enriching their Pockets which is a shame. Military government might be able to wipe out this crazy book haram that kills the poor ones and restore some saint into the country. Boko haram here today, there tomorrow is becoming more than a nightmare. Boko
Haram should attack the people in power and not the ordinary people in the street. I believe we need a strong no nonsense government to defend the innocent people dying like chicken for no crime of theirs.
People might not agree with my statement but with no pun intended I think the Military need to come back. I doubt if democracy is meant for Nigeria. Too many people losing their lives to boko haram and looking at it, it doesn't look like this government have a solution to stop this nonsense . The government has lost control governing and I believe the power should be taking away. From the President. The Chibok girls has gone for over 3 months amd the man is still talking nonsense. No disrespect to Mr President but I feel is time that someone with authority takes over and stop this bloodshed of innocent poor people. Nigeria needs a strong government and not a weak one like all this money/power hungry people. All these people that governs Nigeria presently needs to be locked up. Please people don't get me wrong as I love democracy but it doesn't seems to be working in Nigeria. A government that was elected by the people for his people that cannot protect them from this crazy senseless death needs to be removed. None of these people in power have no interest of the people that elected
Deletein their hearts.Being in power Is all about enriching their Pockets which is a shame. Military government might be able to wipe out this crazy book haram that kills the poor ones and restore some saint into the country. Boko haram here today, there tomorrow is becoming more than a nightmare. Boko
Haram should attack the people in power and not the ordinary people in the street. I believe we need a strong no nonsense government to defend the innocent people dying like chicken for no crime of theirs.
You are on point. Someone need to get rid of all these garbages. They have no Interest of the masses in their heart. They only cares for their families and pockets . Useless so called governors,senators,honorables and ignorant and denial Mr President.
DeleteI completely agree with you , what Nigeria needs is a military coup , it can never succeed with civilians ruling we need a military head of state
Deleteman opposes but God disappears
ReplyDeleteThis is all about jonathan n wife, to the person that wrote this please try harder next time, driest quote of the season. Bonga fish got nothing on you.
ReplyDelete@ Queen Amy. What difference does it make? Perhaps you live in the moon or you benefit from them reason for your ignorant remarks. Of course we are still talking about Jonathan and his weakness government and so far. No digress.
Delete@Queen Amy. Who named you Queen Amy? You are talking out of your ass. Are you for real with that response? The last time I checked, Jonathan was and still the President and wondered why the comment wasn't about him. Wake up from dreamland into reality perhaps then you will understand how many people the Boko Haram have killed and the government couldn't stop the bloodshed. SHAME ON YOU for that comment of yours.
DeleteLool are you for real cos d joke is on you. Aint ur brothers the ones killing people, shameless animals that v no regard for people, u will all pay with a shameful death if u dnt make a u turn.
DeleteJonathan may not be the best president but this is not the time to make jokes afterall he rules with the help of the three arms of govt so why blame only him. If u are trully aware of the under ground shenanigans in this nation, u won't open that ur swollen buccal cavity to spill shit.
Delete@ Queen Amy. YOU ARE IGNORANT. Will not dignified your stupid/ignorant comments with a response done with you. #ByeFelicia
Delete1.) Stealing is not corruption (Pres. J)
ReplyDelete2.) Man opposes, God disappears (bereaved wife)
3.) You are free to condemnation me (bv birthday celebrant)
4.) I will be abide by the CONSTITUTION,
MEDIOCRITY is our death! (Ebonyi State S)
5.) I will take the lead into sambisa forest and i don't mind if i am killed provided the girls are released (Mama peace)
6.) Phrinkies why are you taking drugs for another person (Hon. Patt Ogar)
***pensive***BrB
#YourLegacyLivesOnProfDoraAkunyili*7/6/14
*Prayer For Nigeria in Distress x10 Daily*
Lolz
DeleteHahahaha..rotfl.no 6 gt me laughing..you are cray tho..
DeleteI have a used peugeot to give away. Interested persons shld click my name. Moydot 2014.
ReplyDeleteHaney
Hehehe. Ha haaaaa a a
DeleteBwahahahaha. .....
DeleteNow, this got me rolling on the floor
DeleteKikikikikiki rolling on d floor laughing ooooo. My belle o
DeleteHahahahahahahaha
DeleteHahahahahaha
DeleteSdkers won't kill me!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..kikikikikikikikikik
Delete''...i thank the doctors for responding to treatment..Patience Jonathan(2013)
ReplyDeleteHahahahha....épic!did she really say dat?
DeleteNa lie jor
DeleteShe said it. I was in abj then...when unec building was bombed in 2012...
DeleteMy tummy oooo.......i cant stop laughing.
Delete-do you cum with two teachers, you were not informed too enh, continue, no problem, God will see us, diaris God, diaris God in everything we are doing. Dose bloods dat are sharing in borno will answer. Wat of two teachers, Wayec, two teach em, what of two teachers dat can tell us dat dey conducted dat exam. Do u cum wit any? Prispal. No too.. Na only you waka cum. Now the first lady is calling you. Cum I want to help u. Cum to find ya babe, ya child, ya missing child, will you keep quiet? No., chai, chai, diaris God oo, diaris God oo, the bloods we are sharing diaris God ooo, diaris God oo, diaris God ooo.... CRYING.. Dame Patience Jonathan (2014)
ReplyDeleteLmao! rotfl
DeleteBlogprincess u r cray...kikiki...dont tell me u memorized every..LMAO
DeleteHehe u cram am
DeleteRolling on the floor! Stella oooo hahahhahahahah
DeleteEpic, lmao
DeleteVery funny. Stupid woman. Instead of wasting money on vanity she needs to use the money to educate her public speaking. Shallow minded woman. #justsayingthetruth
DeleteLmao, ewo abeg no come abort this my 2months pregnancy with laff ooo. U memorised everything. Chai Diaris God ooo.
DeleteBlog princess.......u don kolo. i cant stop laughing.....hahahahaha....dis one na memory verse as in word for word....thumbs up,,,gurl
DeleteI didn't convert to islam because of a man. Moji Olaiya (2014)
ReplyDeleteI didn't know I was getting married today, it came as a surprise" Toke Makinwa 2014
I have never beaten anywoman in my life. Dino Melaye (2014)
Una too much. Epic one
DeleteLMAO!!!! Pants in fire Toke.
DeleteIf any money s missing, American will know... GEJ (2014)
ReplyDeleteMy belle O.
ReplyDeleteI think Oga Jona and Aunty Patience are ordained by God to be husband and wife. They don't take this life too seriously.
Oga Adedibu, your installed government? Your future generations will read this o. Rest in peace sir.
Where is our former attorney general, uncle Aando? Where is he ruling from now? At least he was loyal to his master till the end. Rose
hahahaha seriously hilarious...
ReplyDeleteOSHO KLINSMANN'S BLOG
The 6th, 10th, 12th and 16th quotes are epic for me. Hahaha 😅
ReplyDeleteNigeria we hail thee.....!
Stella be copying el-rufai sha. odiegwu
ReplyDeleteLol...
ReplyDeleteMy husband n all d senators you see here today where once a children. Patience Jona on children's day 2012.
ReplyDelete......and d quotes go on and on,i need to stop laffing,chai!:Nigerian leaders,disgracing themselves since 1960...
ReplyDeleteGbam!
DeleteMan proposes,God DISAPPEARS.......hahhahahahahahahahahahaha walahi tahlahi this is the funniest. How will my God just disappear lyk that na?
ReplyDeleteWhen wind blow , fowl nyash go open !!
ReplyDeleteomawunmi
"Whoever says money can't buy happiness simply doesn't know where to go shopping." - Bo Derek ...
ReplyDeleteWide eyed...who are u gan gan? I wanto know....d kinda. Knowledge u av ehn...not many ppl will know who Bo derek is but u do...no be only gossip u sabi like most ppl here....abigail krayfish is my new fav bv cos of her sense of humour n lately I notice one ronalda is really makin sense
DeleteBP,let's just say I was brought up by parents who were information junkies.At 7,I was exposed to my dad's pot pouri of a Llibrary.Fortunately,We who survived him, preserved his movies and books, as well as mags, for prosterity. Oh how I loved to go thro those old magazine heaps... "sadness and joy","Drum","spear".For soft and hard backs, he collected Originals of Harold Robins,James Hadley chase, Denise Robins etc.These pieces have become family heirlooms o...Bo derek, I grew up to adore.That epic photo of her in cornrows and wet white lycra top, nipples kissing the sun,once had a strategic space in that library(wonder who stole it)...Don't even get me started on soul train and the legendary Goddy Berry with his motown stars of detroit.infact, I ve been 60 since I was 10.Bo Derek, Sophia loren,zsazsa Gabor,Marilyn Monroe,Elizabeth Taylor,Joan collins...They don't make femme~fatales like them no more...
DeletePls who can remind us of 'My Oga at the Top''.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious.lol
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha. EVE E UME
ReplyDelete@palominogel its ajakubo not kumo,try tubidy.com ajakubo by OGD allstars.i hope dis helps
ReplyDeleteSome people are selling their mandates as if they are selling akara - Adams Oshiomole (2014)
ReplyDeleteHaney you no well oh, hahahahhahahaha
ReplyDeleteI am ready to trade my virginity in exchange of the release of the chibok girls to Boko Haram -Adokiye (2014)
I am willing to lead the protest to Sambisa forest to bring back our girls - Aunty pepe ( 2014)
I cant believe no quotes yet from rita koko mansion.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! Stella this one pass Saturday and Sunday laugh put together o. LMAO
ReplyDeleteWhy will bokharam
ReplyDeletebomb last churches on
christmas day, theydon't
have respect for Jesus, they
are a very bad person,infact
I'm a sadder woman right now
and Mr.President ismore
saddest. (Sad,sad
der,saddest...)
15.
Hahahahahaha......pls make una no wound me with laff....lol@sadder..
DeleteGo and die- Oshio
ReplyDeleteour website is www.nscdc
ReplyDeletefinish.. that's all
Oga @ THE top
Lol!!
DeleteYes we are all happy
ReplyDeletefor the effort, it is not easy
to carry second in
an international competition
like this one,( our Madam dearest addressing
press men after Female
Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).
My husband and sambo were once child.... first lady(2014)
ReplyDeleteMy fellow widows
First lady (2014)
Go and die....oshemole
ReplyDeleteTelephone is not for the poor. Gen David Mark (during IBB era)
ReplyDeleteOMG Stella u won't kill me! Hahahahahah! Rolling on the floor. President Jonathan condemns today's bomblast- Reno omokari and CO
ReplyDelete"Na beans, nor be stone. One day e go done" - Omawunmi Magbele. #NeverGiveUp #BadTimesDontComeToStay.
ReplyDeleteThanks, needed that.. @ badtimesdontcometostay
DeleteHahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThis is what we can afford- Toyin aimakh Johnson 2014
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…I will rather kill myself than commit suicide?..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
ReplyDeleteI used to be a die hard lindaikeji fan, but stella u rock bigtime, ojukwu's manhood? Are you sure pessy didnt cut n keep it to herself after hearing how strong n sweet d thing is? Bianca biko go n get the strong manhood to be sure u buried all parts, looooooool
ReplyDeleteI used to be a die hard lindaikeji fan, but stella u rock bigtime, ojukwu's manhood? Are you sure pessy didnt cut n keep it to herself after hearing how strong n sweet d thing is? Bianca biko go n get the strong manhood to be sure u buried all parts, looooooool
ReplyDeleteNigerian people are demons people.........Rita Koko mansion
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha....now dats epic!
Delete"I can be a second wife if the situation and the person is right" - Nkiru Sylvanus ( 2014)
ReplyDeleteOh my, frigging hilarious. i cant believe i read all. hahaha, madam stella, diaris God in everything dati we are doing.... hahahaha
ReplyDeletePlane crash is an act of God....... Stella oduah 2013
ReplyDeleteOffcource you have freedom of speech,it is freedom after speech I cannot guarantee - Gen idi amin
ReplyDeleteAm a good woman because I don't have any child outside wedlock - Tiwa Savage 2014
ReplyDelete"www.nscdc das all"
ReplyDeleteEpic
ReplyDelete"Bianca Stop Disgracing Your Ex Lover, Fani Kayode Hit It First"----Kemi Olunloyo, Sept 2013
ReplyDeleteMy fellow BV, una too funny oooo....
ReplyDelete"Ekiti people back to Eygpt"-Femi Falana, July 2014
ReplyDelete"We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY"-Patience Jona.
ReplyDeleteMy Heart feels sorry for these Children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or another -Patience Jona
Stella of life, President GEJ didnt say number 6 oooh. Make una softly deh discredit the man. Am not a fan of his but will speak the truth when I see it.
ReplyDeleteNo.8 does not belong here. It's an accurate statement.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDelete1] Go and die! - Oshiomole to the widow
2] I only reduced tuition fees to N50,000, I did not reduce school fees. That's why the students are paying N120,000- Fayemi
3] I only congratulated my brother, Ayo Fayose, I did not concede defeat- Fayemi
4] APC will end bokoharam within 100 days in office- Buhari
5] IBB is nigeria's biggest problem - Tinubu (2004)
6] We need IBB's wisdom to move our nation forward - Tinubu (2013)
7] If you pay N25,000 as school fees, you will get N25,000 worth of knowledge. But if you pay N350,000 as school fees, you will get N350,000 worth of knowledge- Raji Fashola
8] You can't expect me to run for 2nd term because it is only a failed student that repeats a class- Raji Fashola
9] Abuja is not for poor people -Nasir El-Rufai 2006.
10] Take charms, guns and cutlasses to polling units- Aregbesola
11] If I lose the election, Nigeria will be soaked in blood- Buhari
12] I only got N5bn contract from CBN governor- El rufai
13] If I don't allocate FCT lands to my friends will I allocate it to my enemies." - Nasir el Rufai to the Senate Committee on FCT 2009
14] If your monthly salary is below N100 000, leave Abuja because u don't deserve to be here".- Mallam Nasir El-rufai, FCT Minister - Addressing low Income Nigerians living in Abuja in 2004
15] I open this university for the poor and the school fees is N800,000.00- Atiku Abubakar
16] Tinubu is a regional leader - El rufai
17] Buhari is unelectable and not corruption free - El rufai, (2007)
18] Rig election and be roasted - Tinubu (2014).
19] He who make peaceful resolution impossible makes violent resolution inevitable. - Atiku Abubakar
20] Fashola should sack all striking workers - Tinubu
21] I'll make d country ungovernable if I lose the election- Buhari
22] If wat happened in 2011 happens in 2015, d "dogs and d baboons will be soaked in blood"- Buhari.
oya I no sabi oyinbo but my husband is president, who is u husband-aunty paycy
ReplyDelete